Chapter 842: Urine Escape

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"As for it??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "It's only a million, it's a matter of waving your hand......"

"Alas......" the girl sighed, "you don't understand, this is just the striker, and there is a large army behind......"

"So what??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, his figure flashed, and the whole person disappeared in place.

"Alas......" the girl sighed again, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you......"

"My ......" Comrade Li Guiying was stupid at the time, "How can my son say that it is gone?? ”

"My son has really become a fairy??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was also a little dumbfounded, "If you brush it up, if you don't say it, you won't ...... it."

"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand, "Isn't there a fairy son??" Are you two so showy?? For so many days, I have seen all the land immortals, and I have long been tired of seeing them......" he said, turned over his hand and took out his notebook, and then turned on the monitor.

"This notebook is really beautiful, much better than my association......" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes lit up when he saw the girl's notebook.

"I'm an intelligent biocomputer, which Lenovo can compare??" The girl rolled her eyes and said.

"Auntie......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl with a smile, "I think you are quite sensible, right?" ”

"Don't you just want a notebook?? You say it bluntly, you don't say how do I know you want it?? Do you want me to give it to you? You don't want it, and I can't give it to you, do you want it? The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying and said with a smile.

"God...... Comrade Li Guiying suddenly sighed, "There are so many flies......

"Look at you, this person ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his daughter-in-law dissatisfied, "What flies??" If you can't speak, don't talk about it, it's a mosquito at best......"

"Alright......," the girl rolled her eyes, "look at your son's might......"

Thereupon. Nie Shenzhou and Li Guiying came to the notebook and looked at the surveillance screen.

Nie Canglong didn't have time to talk nonsense with the goblins, and directly negotiated with the leader, the purpose of the other party was very simple, that is, to punish the traitor Sky Wolf Demon King, and strongly condemned Nie Canglong's behavior of digging people into the corners, and asked Nie Canglong to send the rebellious Sky Wolf Demon King and others to compensate for the huge mental losses caused to them because of the rebellion of his subordinates, and kowtow Daoqian, Zuihou put down the cruel words. If you don't agree, you will fight.

Nie Canglong has nothing to say, let alone kowtow daoqian or something, even if he sends the Heavenly Wolf Demon King and them back, he has nowhere to put his face, and he won't be able to raise his head to be a man in the future, Zuihou can only fight.

With a loud shout, Nie Canglong only let out a loud shout, and he didn't let his own land immortals participate at all, and let out a loud shout with endless killing intent. Directly shook the souls of millions of land immortals, and after these land immortal-level demon beasts died, they turned into their original forms one after another, forming a huge mountain of corpses.

"My good ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was dumbfounded at that time. Is this true? ”

"It's not like ......," Comrade Li Guiying shook his head slightly, "This can't be a computer stunt, right??" Now that the computers are so advanced, it doesn't seem too difficult to make some computer stunts......"

"Why don't you go out and have a look??" The girl pouted. "Comrade Old Nie, I have to say, you gave birth to a good son. When you beat me, your son just handed you a whip, and if he had the same idea as you, he would beat you one by one......"

"You dead girl......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou arched his fingers and knocked on the door of Aunt Qin's grandmother's head, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will let my son beat you......"

"You're not going to beat me??" The girl touched her forehead, "I'm telling you, your son actually means that if he knew that you had beaten me just now, he would have to ......beat you up."

"I really don't believe it......" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy, "If you call your husband, I don't believe that he really dares to beat his father......"

"Why don't you dare??" The girl pursed her lips, "He still has to deal with those demon beast corpses now, and it will take a while to come back, and you will know when he comes back, I tell you, if you two dare to bully me, he will dare to beat him......"

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, "Are you demonstrating with me?" I've raised my son for more than 20 years, and you abducted it in a few days, aren't you very proud? ? ”

"That's right......" The girl nodded, "Comrade Li Guiying, you have said it to my heart, I really think so, are you panicking??" Isn't it very unwilling, and there is a feeling of madness?? ”

"I didn't ......" Comrade Li Guiying pouted, "Don't you believe it, ask your father, when your husband was a child, how many times did we want to throw him away, if it weren't for the police, he wouldn't know whose son it was now......"

"Mmmmmm......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded vigorously, "That's it, we wanted to throw him for a long time, but he just didn't leave, after all, we also know, if we force him to leave, the faces of both sides will not look good, so we have been dragging it out until today......"

"But how did I hear that you are heavy and light, and the two of you are nong and I are nong, and you and I are nong, and you lose your son??" The girl sneered.

"No......" Comrade Li Guiying shook his head vigorously, "This bastard boy was still young at the time, he didn't understand anything, he didn't understand what we meant, our original intention was to let him get lost by himself, who would have thought that he knew our home address, and every time he let people send it back, either the police or the neighbors, alas...... Tell me, why didn't this bastard understand our hard work?? ”

"What painstaking work??" The girl pursed her lips, "You are heavy and light, you are such unreliable parents, you are simply rare in the world, what are you armed with, you deserve to be called......"

"What??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time, his face was flushed, "This bastard is a bastard, Lao Tzu is inseparable from him......

"What's wrong??" The girl pouted. "Why are they so incompatible??"

"This bastard really talks about everything...... Comrade Li Guiying sighed and said.

"Hmph......" The girl glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Uncle, don't worry, as long as you hit your son, I will call the police and let the police arrest you......"

"This rabbit cub ......" Comrade Li Guiying's face turned red at that time, and the silver teeth creaked, "This little rabbit cub is really unreasonable, if the old lady doesn't pick his skin." The old lady has ...... with his surname."

"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "Nie Lishi, what are you talking about??" ”

"What's Nie Lee??" Comrade Li Guiying jumped up at that time, "Where is the Nie Li family in this world, only Li Nie's family, I don't believe you ask your father ......."

"You're talking nonsense......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time, "Nie Li, are you going to rebel?" ”

"Li Nie, I think it's you who rebelled......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at her husband. At the beginning, I was in charge of our family......"

"What's wrong with you're in charge?? Our family is a constitutional monarchy, I am the monarch, and you are the prime minister......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said confidently.

"You fart...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately screamed. Our family is a centralized monarchy, I have the final say, I am the monarch, the emperor......"

"And what am I?? I'm the Emperor?? Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted. Said.

"You are a eunuch......" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes widened, "You just have to serve the emperor......"

"Don't you know if I'm a eunuch or not??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou bared his teeth at his daughter-in-law. Said triumphantly.

"Auntie......" The girl was happy at the time, "Is my uncle a eunuch??" ”

"He's not a eunuch......" Comrade Li Guiying shook his head with a heavy face, "He is a eunuch, a eunuch ......"

"Comrade Li Guiying, I refuse to discuss this kind of issue in front of our daughter-in-law......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at Comrade Li Guiying and said.

"Where's your daughter-in-law?" The girl looked around blankly, "Let me see you too......"

"Do you really want to see my daughter-in-law??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou grinned and said.

"Of course......," the girl nodded.

"Daughter-in-law...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "let her open her eyes......"

"No problem...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, touched his hand in his arms, and took out a small mirror, and directly aimed the mirror at the girl, "Look, this is my daughter-in-law, beautiful, right?" ”

"Hee-hee......" the girl sneered, "aren't you cheating??" ”

"Tricks??" Comrade Li Guiying pinched the girl's little face, "Didn't you learn from you?" ”

"Who is so bold?? Dare to pinch Aunt Qin's ass balls?? Sister Bai ran into the courtyard with a vigorous attitude and looked at Comrade Li Guiying with admiration.

"Who is this??" Comrade Li Guiying subconsciously let go of the girl's face and looked at Sister Bai in surprise, "Where did the young woman come from??" ”

"How do you know I'm a young woman??" Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, and looked at Comrade Li Guiying in some surprise, "I can't be the eldest daughter of Huanghua??" ”

"You get out of the way for me......" The girl glared at Sister Bai angrily, "Do you have a part in talking here??" ”

"Why isn't it??" Sister Bai pursed her lips, "I can see at a glance, these two people must be the parents of the little green snake, they are here, can I not come out and take a look??" ”

"Young woman......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "Your behavior is very bad, you treat us as monkeys??" ”

"Look at what you said......" Sister Bai suddenly became embarrassed, "Didn't I say hello to you?" ”

"Young woman, we don't know each other......" Comrade Li Guiying laughed bitterly, "Do you need a condom?" ”

"I said, can you leave me alone as a young woman??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes at that time, "How do you know that I am a young woman??" ”

"Not only do you know that you are a young woman, but I also know that you have given birth to a child, and the child is still not young......" Comrade Li Guiying pouted, "Seeing that you have a peach blossom on your face and a spring face, eighty percent of you have taken a fancy to my son, let me tell you." It is absolutely impossible for my son to marry a young woman, let alone raise a child for someone else, so you will die of this heart............"

"Look at your ......" Sister Bai was not happy at the time, "Why do you talk like that??" Let me tell you, I do have a crush on your son, how about it?? And my daughter, your son has a ......."

"I've never seen such a shameless person...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "Can you be more shameless??" ”

"No need...... Sister Bai smiled coldly, pinching her hands on her waist, "My daughter is your son's apprentice." It is your son's duty to raise my daughter, I am a woman in the new era, and it is my right to pursue happiness, and you old lady can't control ......it."

"You ......" Comrade Li Guiying's face darkened at that time, "You call me an old lady??" ”

"I'm a generation with your son, and I think I'm middle-aged, so don't you, an elder, have to be an old lady?" Sister Bai said with a sneer.

"Huh......" Comrade Li Guiying breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Sister Bai with a smile. I don't know what you call it?? ”

"My surname is Bai, just call me Xiaobai......" Sister Bai smiled faintly and said.

"You and my son are really not suitable...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled slightly, "I tested you just now." You can't stand the slightest grievance, it's not suitable for my son, I can only tell you, you and my son. It's fate......"

"......" Sister Bai's face turned black at that time, "Old lady, your trick is outdated." Your daughter-in-law has long been tired of playing tricks, and we have immunity for a long time......"

"Xiaojun......" Comrade Li Guiying turned his head to look at the girl, "You have ravaged them??" ”

"No, no......" The girl immediately shook her head vigorously, "I'm so well-behaved, I never do bad things......"

"You are really embarrassed to say this kind of thing...... Sister Bai sneered, "You have never ravaged us, because you have been ravaging us all the time, and you have never stopped ......"

"Xiaojun, you are such a good boy......" Comrade Li Guiying gently patted the girl's shoulder, "Mom is proud of you......"

"That's how bad boys are raised...... Sister Bai shook her head and sighed, and then glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Did you say that?" Uncle Nie......"

"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stupid at the time, what do you women say you women talk about?? Why are you involved with me??

"Ahh Comrade Li Guiying glared at her husband, "You tell her, it's not ......"

"Oh, why am I feeling a little thirsty??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou ran towards the pavilion as soon as he slipped through the smoke, "You guys are busy, I'll get some water to drink......

"Is this the legendary Pee??" Sister Bai smiled coldly and said.

"This old immortal ......" Comrade Li Guiying immediately gritted his teeth, "even the urine escape is used up......"

"What did Uncle just say?? Drink water, right?? The girl also felt funny, but then she couldn't laugh anymore, "Drink water?? Oh no......" he said, jumping three feet high, and chased after Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "That water can't be drunk......

"Nonsense......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou poured a full amount of water, leaned on the gazebo and hiccuped, "Why can't you drink such haode mineral water??" Let me tell you, this garden, my favorite is this little pool......"

"Mom......" The girl was stupid at the time, "It's over, this is a liquid aura, it will hold ...... death"

"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stunned for a moment, "What did you say??" ”

"It's over......" Sister Bai's face was also a little unsightly, who made Comrade Nie Shenzhou pee? ? It's her, if there really is something long and two short, Comrade Little Green Snake still has to strangle her??

"What the hell??" The girl jumped up in a hurry, "Hurry up and grab him, I'll excrete for him......"

"Oh oh oh......" Sister Bai hurriedly responded, and then her figure flashed, and she caught Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Hurry up, I caught him......"

"What are you doing here??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time, he was an elder, no matter who it was, let a junior catch him, and he couldn't hang his face.

"You still dare to ask??" The girl roared angrily, ran quickly to Comrade Nie Shenzhou's side, opened his mouth, and poured him a handful of medicine to save face.

"What did you give me to eat??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was horrified at that time, and after the large handful of medicinal face entered his mouth, it instantly turned into a stream of air, and then drilled into his body, and in an instant, a desire to excrete surged in his large intestine.

"What's wrong with this??" Comrade Li Guiying was also a little stupid, chased after him, and said in a panic.

"What else......" the girl rolled her eyes, "do you know what the water is in this pool?" This is a liquid aura, and if people below the land immortal drink it, there will be no one who will not have a problem......"

"Is it pregnant??" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately frightened.

"Wouldn't it??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned pale with fright at that time, "What can I do about this?" ”

"Do you think this is the Mother River??" The girl rolled her eyes, "This is a liquid aura, if people below the land immortal drink it, more than ninety percent will explode and die, and the remaining one percent will also burst the meridians, and they can't ......take care of themselves from now on."

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