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[558] Zhou orangutan

I went back to Chenyang's house in the evening and saw them drinking.

"Where's Phineas."

"It's back to KTV."

I glanced at Brother Xu, "Did Brother Fei call?" That's the thing about Shaoyang."

Brother Xu shook his head, "No." ”

Chen Yang followed and said, "I guess, things are not that simple. ”

I sighed, "It's all my fault." ”

"Pull you down. It's none of your business. ”

Xiao Chao took a puff of cigarette, "That's it, don't keep talking about this, it's boring." ”

Brother Xu took the wine bottle and said to me, "Lin Yifei asked us not to think about this, saying that it is not a problem." ”

"Yes, yes." I followed up and said, "Fuck it, don't think about it, come on, drink." Then I sat down, grabbed the bottle, and joined the fray.

I don't know what time we drank in the evening.

I just know that the next day a few of us were almost late.

When I arrived in the class, the class bell rang, and on the way, I still saw those Zhou students, but the roaring dogs were not there today, and when we passed by them, the two Zhou students didn't care about us. Not to mention urging us.

When we arrived in the class, we slept in unison, and after two classes, when I got up, Brother Xu patted me on the shoulder, "Liu'er." ”

I turned my head and said, "What's wrong?" ”

"Please eat at noon."

As soon as I heard it, "Grass, why am I please?" ”

"Because there's no money."

I glanced at him, "The problem is that I don't either, I promised to invite Xiyu to dinner in the evening." I don't know where to find the money yet. ”

"You're cheap, you don't have money, and you have to invite someone."

"I'd love to, you can take care of it."

"What about the lunch at noon, brothers?"

Chen Yang looked at a few of us, and finally slapped the table, "Fuck the grass, play cards, lose, borrow money, rob money, please eat at noon." ”

Xiao Chao raised his hand again, "I'm not involved." ”

"Why?"

"I'm looking for Xiao Mei at noon."

I paused for a moment, and then looked at Chenyang, "You're not looking for your daughter-in-law?" ”

Chen Yang shook his head, "My daughter-in-law is out, and my daughter-in-law is now going home at noon every day to serve her father." ”

"That dead bald man is a dry egg."

Chen Yang looked at Brother Xu, "Of course it's a dry egg, my daughter-in-law said that he won't go home all day." I don't know what to do. ”

"Hey, let's get three of us."

"Come on, let's go."

"Let's go."

Then the three of us piled the books on the table and started fighting.

A few of us were playing cards in the class, and at this time, the door of our class opened, Brother Zhen was walking in front, and a person came in behind.

I didn't care about these things in the first place, because we have developed very good habits, as long as we are in the class, as long as it is what happens to the teacher in the class, such as what the teacher says, what he does, or what the teacher tells us to do, what the teacher emphasizes, it has nothing to do with us. Habits are formed, and we are all people who prefer to get used to them. People don't care about anything.

When I saw the door open, I glanced along the door, and then saw half of Brother Zhen's body, and then I lowered my head, holding the mentally handicapped card that will win, commonly known as the baby card, also known as the gourd baby's card. "Don't look at the door, smash the pen and play the cards."

"Took a handful of gourd baby cards and went here."

I smiled, "It's just Dese, what's wrong?" If I win this one, my score will be cleared, at least, at lunchtime, it will not be my turn. ”

"Fuck your uncle, you have 4 bombs, do you?"

"I'm a stuffy copy, you guys kicked me, that's twice as much, I kicked back, it's tripled, I'm blowing it up casually, it's not just four bombs, four blows, turn it over, I'm just clearing. For lunch, it's time for Chenyang to pay. Ha ha. ”

Chen Yang glanced at me, "Fuck your uncle, I have a message written on the door of my head that I want to lose?" ”

"That is, no one has taken the card of the gourd baby, you have to do what you want."

I smiled, "Lao Tzu is willing to be scared, and if you have the ability, you have to be scared, stupid." Anyway, I won't lose points, whoever loses more will have dinner at noon. I'm not going to call this to a few of you. ”

At this time, Xiao Chao said next to us, "Liu'er, Chenyang." ”

I turned my head to look at him, "What's wrong?" ”

"Brother Zhen followed in one, a newcomer, a transfer student."

The three of us were originally passionate, but when we heard Xiao Chao say this.

The three of us looked up and spoke at the same time.

"I'm grass, isn't it good-looking?"

"My grass, how is my body?"

"I'm grass, where is it?

The three of us raised our heads together as we spoke. When they were raised, there were three voices again.

"I'll grass your uncle."

"You're a fool than Xiao Chao."

"You have nothing to eat, delay our play" After finishing speaking, I pulled Brother Xu's arm, "Continue to continue, don't pretend to be a calf, I'll go out first." ”

Brother Xu looked at me, "You out, you out." After finishing speaking, he turned his head to Xiao Chao and said, "the calf, you." Don't mess around here. ”

Xiao Chao sighed, "What the are you scolding me for?" ”

"Who told you to report the information blindly?"

"What's wrong with me? It's just a transfer of students. ”

Chen Yang looked up at him, "There's a man here, what's the matter with you, don't look for you all day long." ”

"It's just that we only care about girls. Old man, it doesn't matter. One more is not too much, one less is not too much. ”

I sighed, "I thought it was a girl." ”

"Another beauty."

I smiled and said, "Hook up again, anyway, we are the only ones here with empty seats, so we must do it." ”

"Replaced Brother Hao's position, if I change to a beautiful woman, I won't be particularly uncomfortable."

"Yes, I feel the same way."

I glanced at them. Leaked a very relentless look.

"The two of us really want to understand what you mean"

"I really don't feel worth it to have a brother like you for Qi Hao."

"And what do you mean?"

"I mean one is not enough, but two."

"Stinky Silly Ratio."

"I knew you couldn't say anything new."

"Fuck your uncle" After finishing speaking, I smiled, and then turned my head to look at the motto on the blackboard behind me, Brother Hao's big words "I don't regret it" are still at the back, the most conspicuous place.

Brother Xu also turned his head, "You say, Qi Hao, this kid, don't contact us yet." ”

"That's right, he can't be looked down on so strictly, right?"

I sighed, "Then who knows, in short, he must have his troubles, if he can contact us, he will definitely be the first to call us." Now it is estimated that they are more strict in their home. ”

Chen Yang slapped the table, "As soon as I said this, I remembered Feng Lei and a few of them, and when I thought of them, I was itching my teeth." ”

"Fuck the grass."

"Wang Yue, Chenyang, Huixu."

I paused for a moment and glanced at Brother Xu, "Do you want to call a few of us?" ”

Brother Xu shook his head: "It can't be a few of us." ”

"It's like, it's been so long, when did you call us."

I smiled, "I feel the same." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard again, "Wang Yue, Hui Xu, it's the last, those people hidden behind the book, come, don't stick your head down, lift up, lift up, let me see you." ”

After hearing this, I glanced at Brother Xu, "I must have heard it right this time, Brother Zhen really called us." ”

"Are they all asleep? If you little bunnies don't lift your head up, I'll go down, and if you let me pass, then you can figure it out for yourself. If I go down, it's going to be serious. ”

I sighed, then lifted my head and smiled at Brother Zhen, "Hello Teacher Zhen." ”

Then Brother Xu, they also raised their heads.

Brother Zhen was on the podium again and smiled at us, "Yo, yo, I've been making trouble for a long time, and I haven't fallen asleep yet." ”

Brother Xu followed and smiled, "No, Teacher Zhen, what's the situation." ”

Brother Zhen clapped his hands, "Isn't it time to change the seats of a few of you?" ”

"No, no," Chen Yang hurriedly beckoned, "We're fine now." ”

"How's it good?" Brother Zhen smiled, "There are more than one subject teachers, reflecting that you are very messy there." After Brother Zhen finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to our seats, "Are all your books in the front?" Look at the seats of the four of you, concave shapes, huh? Did you guys have a good time in the middle? It's so high, I can't figure it out, how many of your books are? Isn't it? Did you do that? ”

"No, no." I hurriedly smiled and said, "Teacher, we took this out during class, and we took it out." ”

Brother Zhen glanced at me, "Don't think I don't know anything, I'll remind you a few" If you don't move any longer, bow your head there, and then the teacher will do the teacher's, you will do yours, and I will open all the seats for you. Did you hear that? ”

"Yes, yes, I hear you, teacher."

"Also, if another teacher responds to me about your little bit. Weigh yourselves. ”

Brother Xu paused for a moment, "Teacher, what are you reacting to us?" ”

"That's right, you have to tell us, and then we can change it, you say yes, at the very least, there is a direction to improve."

Brother Zhen smiled, "Don't be poor with me, do you hear?" What do you relate? You don't know it yourself? ”

"I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, the four don't know, they said in unison. This time, even Xiao Chao has kept up with the strength.

Let me look at him with great appreciation. Xiao Chao just smiled slightly. Didn't speak either.

Brother Zhen glanced at me, "You guys, you don't play tricks with me at every turn, do you hear it?" What do you relate? Don't you know about yourselves? ”

"Teacher, I really don't know."

"Well, I'll ask the people around you, it's clear."

At this time, Brother Ze quickly raised his hand.

Brother Zhen glanced at Brother Ze, then smiled, "Well, look at the people," and after finishing speaking, he waved at Brother Ze and got up and told Wang Yue about them. ”

Brother Ze stood up and said very chicly, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." ”

After listening to Brother Ze's words, I couldn't hold back for a while, so I laughed, and then the people next to me also laughed, and the atmosphere in our class suddenly rose.

Brother Zhen glared at Brother Ze: "Let's talk about those things after class." You yourself evaluate Wang Yue's performance in class, you sit behind them, you must know what they look like. ”

Brother Ze nodded, and then took advantage of Brother Zhen's failure to speak, followed by a sentence "Teacher, I don't know." ”

"I don't know what you are doing." Then there was another burst of laughter in the class.

At this time, Brother Zhen glanced at Lei Zi, "Do you know?" ”

Reiko stood up and nodded.

"Do you nod your head in know, or do you not know?"

Lei Zi replied with certainty: "Yes." ”

"Well, tell them."

A few of us glared at Lei Zi, who first smiled at us, and then said, "I watched them work hard in class, and they were about to catch up with me." ”

"Haha." Then the class was lively again.

Brother Zhen patted the podium, "Quiet, quiet", and then said helplessly, "I really wonder, how can the people in our class practice like this." One by one, they will play poverty with me, and they will owe me to clean you up. ”

Brother Zhen said this, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You guys, be careful, now all the teachers are responding to a few of you, and the reaction is that a few of you are in class, except for not doing anything related to studying, do everything, it is said, there are also instant noodles cooked?" And drink two pot heads and eat ham sausages? As soon as the people finished speaking, everyone around them laughed. Everyone looked at Brother Xu and looked at Brother Ze. Then they all started laughing.

Obviously, the person who cooks instant noodles in class, and he uses a small electric pot to plug in the socket behind him to cook noodles and eats them, it is Huixu, and he who adds ham and sausage to the second pot head at every turn in class, which is Brother Ze.

Although no one spoke, they all looked at the two of them again.

The two of them scolded a few words to the left, and then a few words to the right, and they only scolded the same thing: "Fuck off, do you keep looking at me for a long time, can I do this?" Then everyone looked at them with contempt, and then scolded the person on the right.

Brother Zhen looked at the situation, smiled, and patted the table again, "Okay, okay, you're all happy, right?" ”

There was a mess below, and no one spoke, this time, Brother Zhen pulled the person next to him again, "Quiet, quiet, I will introduce you to a new classmate, from today onwards, we will have one more member in the second year of high school." Everyone is welcome. ”

Then I don't know who hit the head, but everyone applauded. I'm feeling a little bored. The two eyes, as if to fight again, more, still want to sleep.

"Come, the new student will introduce himself."

The newcomer then stood on the podium, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Zhou." It's a pleasure to be here, and I hope to have a great high school life with all of you. When he had finished speaking, he bowed to us. This is official.

However, this bow was not in vain, and it really won a round of applause from below.

Only then did I take a closer look at this boy named Zhou Zhou.

He is about 75 meters tall, wearing Li Ning pants, Li Ning shoes, and a white coat on the outside. In fact, these are not the main things, the most important thing is the sexy scum on his face. He must have had an over-endocrine overzeal. The whole face, starting near the ear, for a whole week, stretched over his face, full of circles, full of beards. Moreover, the beard is not very long, it is a black mustache, and when you look at it, you will know that it has just been shaved, but it is the kind that cannot be shaved completely, very much like an orangutan. Moreover, he also wears a large glasses with black rims. Not the average big. It's very incongruous to put it on his face, and I don't know if it's to block some of his scum.

So, looking at his dress, I subconsciously said, "It's over, there's a Zhou orangutan in our class." ”

After listening to my words, Brother Xu first shook for a moment, and then reacted, covered his mouth and began to laugh.

After the applause ended, Zhou Orangutan stood on the podium and bowed to everyone again. We're a little lost.

When everyone was confused, Zhou Orangutan spoke, "I bring you a song, it's an old song." As my welcome gift to everyone, I hope you will enjoy it. After Zhou finished speaking, he coughed.

Then came applause.

"The name of the song is, Thank You for Your Love, 1999." After finishing speaking, I really started singing, in fact, when he said he was going to sing, I didn't plan to pay attention to him, Brother Xu, they must have the same idea, because I still have a gourd baby card in my hand, and it hasn't come out yet, I want to win back the lost points, and then I don't need to invite me to dinner at noon. ”

But it has to be said that God is fair, God is also fair, and everyone will receive some gifts. An innate gift. It's like Zhou Orangutan, his singing, his voice, when he speaks, he really can't hear anything.

However, Zhou's singing voice, in a more truthful sentence, is the one I know, and among all of them, singing is the best. What is the point of good hearing? I heard it well, he finished singing, I thought he played it in MP3, no matter how I listened to it, it was all the original song. But there is no accompaniment at all, the facts tell us that Zhou Orangutan sang it by himself, and he really has the prospect of becoming a star.

As soon as the song was finished, there was silence for a few seconds, and then everyone below became excited. And it's hilarious. There was a lot of discussion, and the most important thing was that sentence, because I heard the people around me seem to say that people should not be seen, and the sea should not be measured.

In the end, it was Brother Zhen who stopped everyone's discussion, and then pointed Zhou Zhou to the original Qi Hao's position, "Zhou Zhou, you will sit there in the future." ”

Zhou Orangutan still bowed to everyone, and then carried his schoolbag on his back, and arrived at the edge of our big lobster with a smile on his face.

I saw the big lobster stand up and let the orangutan in.

Then, the lobster's book was closed, and the two of them, you and I, began to talk about their ideals in life.

Brother Zhen was poor for a few more words, and then went out, after watching Brother Zhen go out, I recovered from a short period of distraction, I said to myself, "I grass, Zhou orangutan, this voice is really okay, I envy it to death." ”

Brother Xu also followed up and said, "Well, that is." ”

"There's a better thing."

I looked at Chenyang, "What's wrong?" ”

"What's wrong?" Chen Yang smiled: "You remember to invite dinner at noon." ”

I glanced at him, "Get out, this is over, Lao Tzu won't lose points." After saying that, I suddenly froze, and then touched my hand vigorously, "My grass, where are my cards?" ”

After I finished speaking, Brother Xu and Chenyang began to laugh.

"I'll grass you two uncles, you two cheat, roll the calves, Lao Tzu doesn't invite guests."

"Fuck your uncle, you listen to the song of the orangutan by yourself. Then I threw the cards on the table myself, and when I saw you throw them, I thought you had surrendered, and you threw them yourself, what does it matter to us. ”

"I'm grass, I'm such a good card, how can I surrender, no, no. This doesn't count, let's move on. ”

"Fart, you say start over, do it all over again, can't you afford to lose."

"Grass, did I lose?"

"You threw the cards yourself, and now you're playing tricks again, aren't you? If you can't afford to lose, just say, I'll invite you at noon, but it's boring to come to this set. ”

I glanced at Chen Yang, "Grass, don't provoke Lao Tzu." ”

Brother Xu also smiled, "Chenyang is telling the truth, and I don't think there is any problem." ”

"You think you're uncle." I yelled at him, "Please,, stupid, Zhou orangutan" After finishing speaking, I turned my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan who was talking to the lobster, "Damn, there is also a lobster." ”

"What's the matter with people's lobsters?"

I glanced at Chen Yang, "I just want to cook him in a pot, and by the way, connect Zhou Orangutan." The words just fell. The bell rang for the end of class.

Brother Xu stood up and laughed vigorously a few times, then stretched, "Walk, go and draw." ”

I was a little depressed, "I'm grass, I'm such a good hand." ”

Chen Yang pushed me, "As for you, don't you just have a meal." ”

"You don't understand, I'm not talking about rice, I'm sorry for my cards, even in the spring, you guys, in two explosions, I grass, how many points do you get. Don't win your little pants. ”

"Well, well, you're amazing, you're good."

"Well, you won."

Xiao Chao smiled, "Let's go, don't talk about this, let's hurry up and smoke a cigarette, and go back to work after smoking." ”

I nodded, "Yes, let's go." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone shouting to us, "Liu'er, Huixu." Wait a minute. ”

I turned my head and saw a big lobster with a spring face, and ran towards us, "Why are you going?" ”

Brother Xu put two fingers to his mouth and drew a posture of smoking. Then he smiled, "Go, no?" ”

The big lobster nodded, "Well, go." Then the big lobster turned his head and shouted at Zhou Orangutan, "Zhou Zhou, together." Go no. ”

At this time, Zhou Zhou also stood up, walked over to us with a smile, and came to our side, "My name is Zhou Zhou." ”

Brother Xu smiled on the side, "Don't be so polite, don't you smoke?" ”

Zhou Zhou nodded.

"Let's go, together."

I glanced at Zhou Zhou. Didn't speak. It's a little depressing, and it's even more depressing, it's still my hand, such a good hand. But I didn't say much, my brothers talked and laughed all the way, this Zhou Zhou is also a very outgoing child, with a very open personality, and after a while, he chatted with us.

When I got to the toilet, I was just about to get a cigarette, Zhou Zhou took out a box of boutique red pandas from his pocket, and then handed it to us, "Come, brothers, smoke this, smoke this." When he was done, he handed me the cigarette first.

I took my cigarette and smiled at him. Then everybody took their cigarettes and lit them.

After lighting it, I glanced at Zhou Zhou, "Your smoking grade is not low." ”

Zhou Zhou smiled, "It's okay, I took it from my uncle's house." When my dad and I went to my uncle to do my school, I took it by the way. ”

I said "oh", "Where did you get it from?" ”

Zhou Zhou smiled, "I didn't go to the first year of high school, I went directly to the second year of high school, I used to be a wandering singer, my dream is to be able to sing, and moreover, sing good songs." My dream is to take my guitar and travel, where to go, where to sing? ”

I listened to his words and paused for a moment, "Then sell your art, ask for food?" ”

"Haha" followed by laughter.

Zhou Zhou nodded, "What you say is the same as what my father and my uncle said." ”

"Then how did you get to school?"

Zhou Orangutan glanced at Brother Xu, "If your son has my ambition, what will happen to you?" ”

"It's not good, just discount his leg."

"You see, my dad didn't discount my leg, but he smashed my guitar, and I bought it new. And then it was thrown here. ”

"That's to make you study hard."

Speaking of this, Zhou Orangutan sighed, "My dream, not here." ”

"Where's that?"

"Where there's music, there's my dream. My dream is to keep pursuing. ”

I glanced at Zhou Zhou, "They all say that the artist's brain is not very good, and sure enough, it will be fulfilled by you." ”

After listening to my words, Zhou Orangutan smiled, didn't take it seriously, and patted me on the shoulder, "I'll invite a few of you to dinner at noon." ”

I pouted, "Please us?" ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Yes, I like the feeling of being with you, so I want to make a few friends with you." It's true. So, I'm going to invite you to dinner at noon. ”

Brother Xu glanced at him, "Isn't it okay to be scolded by Liu'er with a word?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "I stayed in the experimental class for two days, and almost suffocated me to death, there is no child with such a character as you, that people are learning, I don't like there, so I threatened my dad the day before yesterday, either change me to the ordinary class, or I will pursue my ideals, I am very resolute, so I stayed in the experimental class for two days, and today I will be sent to the ordinary class." Anyway, it's just for a graduation certificate, why don't I live happily, if I stay in the experimental class, it will suffocate me. ”

Xiao Chao finished listening to Zhou Orangutan's words. After a pause, he said, "Experimental class? Are you good at studying? ”

Zhou Orangutan spread his hands and said, "It's not good." I didn't go to the first year of high school, I only have a junior high school graduation certificate, how can it be good. ”

At this time, Chen Yang smiled, "The relationship in school is enough, those who are not good at studying, and those who can still go to the experimental class are all very related people." ”

Zhou Orangutan spread his hands and said, "It's okay, it's not particularly good, don't talk about those, I'll invite everyone to dinner at noon, you talk about a place, and then I'll do the east, okay." ”

"None of us are polite people."

"It's okay, that's better, haha, find a place to eat, everyone drink hard."

Brother Xu smiled: "There are still classes in the afternoon." ”

Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Even if I go out to drink now, I will drink until the afternoon, and there will be nothing." ”

"Your dad is the principal."

Zhou Orangutan touched his head, "That's not it." ”

Then I smiled, "Well, let's wait until school ends at noon." ”

Zhou Orangutan then came over and put his arm around my shoulder, "I strongly ask to join in." After finishing speaking, he took out another box of high-quality red pandas from his pocket and handed it to Brother Xu, "If you haven't opened your mouth yet, you smoke, I have a lot of this, and I'll take it again tomorrow." ”

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "What are you into?" ”

Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Of course that's your guy, you little gang, take me one in the future, bring an artist, you will definitely not suffer." ”

Chen Yang just wanted to speak.

Zhou Orangutan interrupted Chen Yang: "Don't disagree with me." That's far away, I've been observing you for a long time, or I can't go to Wen Jiu. I just want to get to know you, and I feel that you live a very chic life, especially the one who drives the black Papa, the one who is with you. ”

Brother Xu looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Have you seen it?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "I left early from school yesterday, and I happened to see you people, I don't know what to do, don't be defensive about me, you can rest assured, I Zhou Zhou, swear to God, I am a particular person." I really want to be friends with you. I want to play life with you. That's my dream. ”

I sighed, "My dream is to be admitted to Peking University." ”

"Why?"

"Because there are so many beautiful women there."

Then Zhou Orangutan laughed, "Haha, it's funny, let's drink more at noon, I invite you." ”

"But we're not really a game life."

"It doesn't matter." Zhou Orangutan took his sexy beard, and then followed us to talk and laugh, and everyone went back to work together.

During class, Brother Xu turned his head to look at me, "This orangutan is really interesting." ”

Chen Yang nodded, "Well, it looks quite realistic." ”

"The grinning artist." Xiao Chao followed and said, "He said that we will be invited to dinner at noon, where to go." ”

"It's the same everywhere, whatever, if he has to be invited, then go, and it doesn't need to be a good place, everyone can talk, just play more, if you can't talk, you can play less, it's good." This artist is quite interesting."

"Well, that's it, I feel, Zhou Orangutan, it's very funny."

"Well, his ideal in life is even more amusing"

As soon as the bell rang at noon, Zhou Orangutan followed the lobster to our side, and even Brother Ze also called, everyone talked and laughed, and went out of the school gate.

When we arrived at the school gate, Zhou Orangutan looked at us and said, "Say, where are we going to eat." ”

I glanced at him, "Just the school gate, it's close to the school." ”

"No, let's go to a good place."

Brother Xu shook his head, "It's okay here, you don't have to run far, it costs money and delays time." ”

"There is no big hotel at the entrance of the school, just such a small hotel, how embarrassing."

I took two steps forward, and then reached out and hugged the orangutan, "That's not a problem, just eat here, not so much." ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at us, and then nodded, "Well, Cheng, then let's do it again." When he finished speaking, he touched his face.

I watched him touch his face and smiled, "You have enough hair." ”

Zhou orangutan smiled very well, and then lifted up his shirt, leaking out black and flickering chest hair, a lot, and very lush, we couldn't accept it at once, is this still a human, it's really an orangutan.

After reading it, Brother Xu didn't say anything, just stretched out his thumb and said to Zhou Orangutan, "It's good, it's really different." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Don't see outside, artist, it's all like this." ”

Then everyone laughed again, this week of orangutans, it's really interesting. In the end, Zhou Orangutan couldn't resist us, so he went with us to the small restaurant at the school gate. I found a small private room and asked for a table of food and drinks.

In fact, I have to say that drinking is a very good way to enhance the initial relationship, just like Zhou Orangutan, everyone has just met, and even speaking, they are not very adaptable, and they are embarrassed to make trouble. But after drinking, everything is much better. And, to put it bluntly, everyone feels that others are still very good.

I'm also very happy, I don't have to invite the lunch dinner, I came out with a Zhou orangutan, and I also took out cigarettes and alcohol.

But Zhou Orangutan didn't say anything about how he started to pay attention to us, he just wanted to play with us, said that he wanted to play with us while getting artistic inspiration, he said that he wanted to form his own band, he said that he wanted to break out of Asia and go to the world, of course, the last sentence was said when he drank too much. Even if he didn't drink too much, everyone thought he drank too much.

Zhou Orangutan does still have a lot of alcohol, and that row of sexy scum is indeed not in vain. I always thought that if he drank alcohol, he would be able to drink to the level of a lobster, who knows, Zhou Orangutan, drinking is still very powerful.

First of all, the lobster came up and called the board, and wanted to drink 2 bottles with Zhou orangutan, Zhou Orangutan responded, very happy, picked up the dish, ate a few bites casually, padded it, and then two bottles of beer went down. Then he wiped his mouth. Ate a bite of the shaft meat "Comfortable." ”

The big lobster watched him finish drinking and smiled, "Good job." Then I also swallowed two bottles of beer, but it was four words more than Zhou Orangutan, and after drinking, I began to vomit. Almost gave us a laugh to death.

Brother Ze saw that the big lobster was not good, and went up to pat Zhou Orangutan, "I can't drink beer, it's only 3 or 4 bottles, or so, let's drink slowly, one for me, one for you, see which of us can't do it first." Let's not drink it to death, okay, for the sake of fairness, I'll drink one myself. After Ze Ge finished speaking, he took the beer, Zhou took a bottle, and then put it on the table, "Start no, Zhou Zhou." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Okay, don't eat hard, come on, drink, I'll accompany you." "Then we coaxed again, and the atmosphere was very good, two of us, one for you and one for me. Ze Ge swallowed the fourth bottle of beer, then stood up, covered his mouth, and ran to the toilet, making us laugh at him.

However, on the other hand, Zhou Orangutan sat on the chair, as steady as Mount Tai. He talked and laughed at us, and then still reached out to pick up the vegetables, "Eat, eat, brothers, you're welcome." ”

It shook a few of us.

Zhou Orangutan vomited the lobster and Brother Ze, but his face still did not change and his heart did not beat. It's just that after Zhou Orangutan ate a few more bites of food, he smiled at us, "You guys also drink, don't take me to death, I can't handle so many people." ”

I looked around at the orangutans, "You're not dizzy at all now?" ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "I drink, and I never know what dizziness is." ”

This shocked a few of us, and no one knew where such a tiger man ran out, 6 or 7 bottles of beer in his stomach, and his face did not change color and his heart did not beat. still talks to us about life ideals in an orderly manner. I even asked him, "I said orangutan, do you drink water as beer?" ”

Who knows, Zhou Orangutan just stretched out his finger, put it in front of his eyes, and shook it very chicly, "Beer, I have a nickname, do you know?" ”

Brother Xu followed with a sentence, "What's it called?" ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled very well, "A thousand cups are not poured." ”

After listening to it, I thought about it, raised the cup, and said to Zhou Orangutan, "Dude, come, have a drink." You're really good at drinking. After finishing speaking, I stretched out my thumb and praised Zhou Orangutan, "The amount of wine is good enough." ”

"That's it." After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he had another cup of belly, drinking this boldly, drinking this happily.

As soon as he finished drinking, Brother Xu clapped his hands next to him, "Okay, good, Zhou Orangutan, pure masters." ”

"It's enough to drink, and it's hidden deeply." When I was done, I smiled and picked up another glass of wine, "Come, the artist who never pours a thousand glasses." Another drink. I'm not a museum to pour you, let's drink less after drinking this. Halfway through the drink, I asked the orangutan, "I said orangutan, don't you really know what dizziness is?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded, "I drink beer, for so many years, I really never know what dizziness is, but when I am almost at the station." ”

I directly interrupted Zhou Orangutan and said, "Okay, I'll do it first." When I had finished speaking, I drank the remaining half of the wine.

Zhou Orangutan smiled very naturally, didn't say anything, and then "a thousand cups don't pour" Zhou Orangutan. drank the wine in the cup, and after drinking, Zhou Gorilla put the cup on the table.

I reached for a tissue and said hand it to the orangutan.

Zhou Orangutan took a tissue and wiped his mouth. Then he spat on the ground. He also hummed a little tune.

I followed Zhou Orangutan and stretched out his thumb, "I used to admire your singing, but now it's the same, I admire your drinking." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled and hugged my fist, and then with a plop, Zhou Orangutan slipped to the bottom of the table, and the stool next to him also collapsed.

This time, it scared me, Brother Xu and we all stood up, and then quickly moved the table away.

Seeing a thousand cups of orangutans, foaming at the mouth, dancing on the ground. It's like swimming again.

"Oh, I'm fucking you, what's wrong. Didn't you never know what dizziness was, but you really didn't get dizzy after a long time, and you just fell to the ground. Who would dare to drink with him in the future?"

Then Brother Xu followed and said, "Liu'er, hurry up, I'm grass, hurry up and hit 120." ”

I paused for a moment, glanced at Brother Xu, and then without saying a word, I picked up the phone and called 120 directly, and then within 10 minutes, 120 arrived at the door of the hotel, and so many onlookers came up.

Brother Xu and Yang Xiaochao, together with two half-dead lobsters and Xue Weize, all got into the ambulance. followed the artist Zhou Orangutan, who never knew what it meant to be dizzy, and rushed all the way to the hospital.