【559】Zhou Orangutan (2)
Our group was in the ambulance, and Zhou was still unconscious.
I looked at Brother Xu, and then at Chenyang Xiaochao next to me, and I don't know if it was to close my eyes and recuperate, or Brother Ze who had already slept to death, and our dear lobster.
I found a very serious problem.
"You guys, you're all looking at me."
There was silence all around, not a single person spoke.
As soon as I said this, the people around me, who opened their eyes, still looked at me, and this time, even the two nurses who didn't look at me just now also turned their heads and began to look at me.
Of course, it's a male nurse, and my gender orientation is pretty normal, otherwise I wouldn't have complained.
I was a little helpless, and finally shook my head, thinking, forget it, you can watch it if you want, it's none of my business anyway, it's Zhou Orangutan himself who said that he doesn't fall for a thousand cups, and he never knows what it means to be dizzy. Now that he's like this, don't you blame those two Zege lobsters who can't open their eyes and pretend to be dead and sleeping in the ambulance, what's the use of running here to look at me.
I didn't really want to drink him down, and, I swear, I was so intimidated by his amount of alcohol that I didn't have the heart to fight with him, I just wanted to have a drink with him and talk to him. Moreover, who knew that he had 7 or 8 bottles in his stomach, and he drank so fast and so violently that he didn't even vomit, he didn't go to the toilet, and now he poured on top of my two glasses.
The main thing is that he said that he is a thousand cups that will not be poured. Who knows, he poured two cups.
Mostly, he said he never knew what a dizziness was. Who knows, Ya is not dizzy at all, and she will be ruthless and foam at the mouth.
I was thinking about the orangutan foaming at the mouth, when the orangutan lying on the hospital bed between us suddenly moved.
I saw Zhou Orangutan leaning to the side, and then with a "wow" sound, he began to spit out turbid items again, everything, most of them, or water. Moreover, looking at Zhou Orangutan's posture of "wow", there is a tendency not to vomit out his stomach and refuse to give up.
This time, the two nurses were also anxious: "Come all, come here, help." ”
The two nurses shouted to us vigorously and anxiously, "Let's help, let's help." ”
On the other hand, it is not clear what we need to help with, so the people in the car are in a hurry. None of them can help seriously, all of them are unhelpful.
Fortunately, Zhou Orangutan vomited for a while, then stopped vomiting, and then lay down again.
The two nurses watched him lie down, stopped talking, and reinserted the needle in his hand with him. The top is still infusion.
I watched the male nurse prick the orangutan with a needle and his fierce facial expression. I looked at Zhou Orangutan a little scared, I looked at the painful movements, in the eyes of Zhou Orangutan, it was not a problem, and his face still did not change and his heart did not beat.
I put my hand in front of the orangutan nose.
And the main thing, breathing.
At this time, the nurse who was struggling to tie the orangutan patted my hand lightly, "You take your hand away." ”
I looked at the nurse and didn't understand why, and then I took my hand away.
After taking it away, I looked at the nurse, only to see that he put his hand on Zhou's mouth and sealed it. Then the other hand was placed on the nose of the orangutan. And, gradually, slowly, began to block the nostrils of the orangutan.
It was blocked for a few seconds, then it was loosened again, then it was blocked again, and then it was loosened again. A few of us were at a loss, even Brother Xu and they began to stop looking at me, they all started to look at this nurse, I don't know what he was playing there, he was so enjoyable, he was so engrossed. Ignoring the existence of others.
He played for a while, and the nurse next to him probably couldn't see it, and then coughed twice.
Then the nurse glanced at the one next to him, and then took her hand off Zhou's face. Then he sat back.
In fact, I always thought that this nurse was so ruthless in piercing the orangutan, and helping the sleeping orangutan to play the suffocation exercise, in order to save him.
It turned out that my thoughts had always been naïve and wrong.
Why. Because when I was puzzled, Xiao Chao beside me gently touched me.
I turned my head and found that Xiao Chao looked at me again, and I also glanced at him, and the meaning was very clear, what do you mean, what are you going to do.
Xiao Chao just glanced down, then turned his head away.
I didn't understand at first, so I ignored him.
Who knows. I just turned my head away from him when he touched me again.
This time, I looked in his direction seriously.
I still didn't find anything, but this time I used my brain. I glanced at my shoelaces, then quietly stepped on my right foot with my left foot.
After stepping away, I smiled embarrassedly at the people around me, and then squatted down, thinking about tying my shoes, and by the way, I saw what Xiao Chao had been looking at with his eyes. ”
I lay down and saw the truth of the matter.
I really understand why this male nurse, Zha Zhou Orangutan is so ruthless, and he also played suffocation exercises for him, if it was me, I would give him a click, I can't say.
I looked down and saw that the male nurse didn't know why, only a white coat with a shirt and a pair of jawskin shoes underneath, which should have been very bright and bright. Then there are gray trousers. It should be a very clean kind.
Only now, the lower trouser legs, connected to the pair of leather shoes that should have been new and shiny, were covered with mud, and they were yellow, and they were unsightly. On the trouser leg, there was also a shredded carrot that Zhou orangutan ate into his stomach at noon, and before he had time to digest it, he spit it out, but it was not rotten and fell on the nurse's trouser leg.
I thought about it, the dish with gourd cloth at noon should be fish-flavored shredded pork.
I looked at it, and suddenly felt a little nauseous and wanted to vomit, and then quickly got a few casual shoelaces, sat up, and looked at the male nurse opposite me, who was still smiling on the outside, and started to do suffocation exercises for us orangutans again.
It is estimated that Brother Xu is really a little overwhelmed by the other side, "Doctor, what are you doing here?" ”
The doctor glanced at Brother Xu, "Artificial squeezing, exhaust breathing." ”
"Oh, what does that mean."
"You don't understand, now this person, to prevent him from going into shock, you must ensure that his breathing is unimpeded."
"Then put your hand on his nose and breathe."
The nurse shook her head and looked at Brother Xu, "You guys don't understand." ”
"Doctor, that needle seems to have been inserted in the wrong place, it should be a blood vessel. Now people's hands are starting to swell a little. ”
The doctor raised his head, looked at our Zhou orangutan's hand unhurriedly, then frowned, and then pulled the needle out of the back of Zhou's orangutan hand, and when he pulled it out, there was a little blood.
Scare a few of us, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end everyone is silent.
Then I watched the doctor put the needle into the orangutan again, and then shook it a few times, and then clapped his hands, "It's going down." ”
Chen Yang glanced at the nurse, "Doctor, then his hands are swollen like this now, is it okay?" ”
The doctor nodded, "It's okay." You don't understand a lot of professional knowledge, just look at it. After finishing speaking, he began to suffocate Zhou Orangutan again. Oh no, it's in his mouth, artificially squeezing and exhausting to breathe. ”
I took a few looks at the nurse, and then I looked at the orangutans in our car. I saw that he was still lying there very peacefully.
The nurse was also very direct, and she was still so quick and ruthless.
I'm a little scared, if he really plays Zhou Orangutan to death, how should I get it, is this doctor psychopathic, what's the matter, as for it, isn't Zhou Orangutan spitting something turbid on you. As for you being so ruthless, you play people like this, and the living can make you play to death, and you don't want to be a spy for the Kuomintang and an executioner for the Japanese, which can be regarded as pitiful for your great talent.
At this time, the more normal nurse next to him said, "Xiao Li'er." ”
The nurse named Xiao Li'er turned her head to look at the person, "What's wrong?" Although he said it, the movements of his hands still did not stop.
The man smiled, "Will you go to see Liu Ai later?" ”
Xiao Li'er, the nurse, suddenly stopped talking.
I paused for a moment and looked at the nurse who spoke, and the Liu Ai in his mouth must be a woman, a man, not called this name.
I said why is it so hot, it has been a long time, it is estimated that people have been working hard to dress up for a long time, thinking about going to see a girlfriend or the lover of their dreams or something, but they took a temporary task, you can't come, then it doesn't work, so I came.
In fact, it's nothing, but Zhou Orangutan connected his trouser legs to the brand-new black leather shoes with the logo pattern of the fish below, and vomited as if he had just stepped into a dung pit, and the white socks were also full of yellow traces.
Then I looked at this one named Xiao Li'er.
I found that he listened to his buddy's words, and suddenly his face turned pale. Moreover, such a change is obvious, not only I can see it, but even Brother Xu and they can all see it, a few of us touched each other, and then we all looked at that little Li'er.
This little Li Er didn't say a word, just the movements of his hands, and he didn't stop.
Originally, it had been intermittent artificial squeezing and exhaust breathing, and now, since the buddy asked this sentence, his hand has always been a mouth plug for our orangutan, and a nostril for the orangutan Zhou. Moreover, without saying a word, his face was blue and dark. The body was still trembling slightly, I don't know if it was angry. ”
Just then this time, "Woo, woo." Everyone heard this voice, and then everyone's eyes looked at the nurse named Xiao Li'er.
The reason is very simple, because he almost covered Zhou Orangutan to death. Human lives matter.
Then the nurse pushed his hand away, "What are you doing?" Take it easy" spoke in a tone and voice full of reproach.
This little Li Er clapped his hands, and then looked at us, "It's okay, I just want to see if he can still breathe." ”
A few of us looked at each other, but neither of us dared to speak.
At this time, Zhou Orangutan sat up at once, and then grabbed Xiao Li'er's white coat, and then we heard a "tearing" sound, his coat was not zipped, this time, it was opened, and what was displayed in front of us was gray, suit, and a black lace tie was tied on it.
Our orangutan pulled off his white coat with one hand, and with the other hand, he grabbed the arm of this little Li Er, and then, half-sat up, opened his mouth, and spit out the brand-new, gray suit with the tie "wow".
At this moment, all the people in the car were quiet, and no one spoke.
The other nurse, whose hands were still in the air and whose mouth was open, stopped talking.
The one named Xiao Li'er didn't hide, let Zhou Gorilla pull his brand-new suit, hugged his waist, and vomited up.
A few of us were even more afraid to move.
Because when I looked at that little Li Er's eyes, it was no longer simple, with blood. That look is just like the fierce expression in the movie when you want to kill someone.
After Zhou Orangutan vomited, he then lay down on the hospital bed again.
Xiao Li'er watched Zhou Orangutan lie down, and indifferently hula her brand new suit with her hand. Then I wiped my hands with my white coat, and I looked disgusted.
Then, Xiao Li'er smiled, and when he laughed, the people in a car heard the "clucking, clucking" sound of his teeth, and the people in a car all looked at him and laughed. The smile was so eerie.
I suddenly felt a little bit like watching a horror movie.
Brother Xu hurriedly asked Xiao Li'er, "Doctor, are you okay, hurry up and wipe it, wipe it." "In fact, everyone understands that it is not a question of wiping, it is a question of whether you can wash it down.
Xiao Li'er smiled very chicly, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he said to us, "This patient, understandable, understandable." ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Li'er patted Zhou Orangutan on the face, "Hey, buddy, do you feel better?" ”
Zhou Orangutan stopped talking again.
"Hurry up, what else do you want, or, what else do you want to do?"
We always thought that Zhou Orangutan would not speak anymore, who knows, at this time, Zhou Orangutan actually spoke, Zhou Orangutan reached out and wiped his mouth, and then hummed in his mouth, "Come, come, come three more bottles." Next »
A few of us were completely helpless, looking at the orangutan Zhou on the hospital bed, and looking at the nurse Xiao Li'er opposite with sympathy.
Even the nursery rhyme nurse who was with Xiao Li'er consciously moved two steps to the side. I don't know if it's because Xiao Li'er is dirty, or because he smells disgusting.
Xiao Li'er stood up suddenly, then used his white coat to continue to wipe his hands, and then smiled at us, "The patient's condition is very critical, it seems that he needs to do cardiac arrest and squeeze breathing." ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Li'er pulled Zhou Orangutan's infusion tube from his hand, and when he pulled it off, he didn't forget to smile at us, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he glanced at the blood on the needle, "This blood is normal, and his blood vessels are not easy to find." I'll look for him again" After saying that, he stretched out his hand, and was about to stab Zhou Orangutan in the hand again.
At this moment of great urgency, the ambulance suddenly stopped. Xiao Li'er didn't stand still, and sat down again.
Then, the door at the back of the ambulance opened, and a doctor who looked older came over, "Come, come, boys, all come and help, carry him to the emergency room." ”
Brother Xu was the first to react, stood up immediately, and then patted me on the shoulder, "Hurry up, hurry up, come and help." ”
"Okay, okay." After finishing speaking, a few of us reacted, except for Brother Ze and the big lobster who were sleeping, the four of us moved, and we didn't dare to use Xiao Li'er to lift the bed, and a few of us quickly lifted Zhou Gorilla off the ambulance.
Then the doctor who showed the way quickly ran into the emergency room of the hospital, and when we arrived at the door of the emergency room, as soon as we put down the stretcher cart, several of us were driven out by the doctor.
After being kicked out, we saw Brother Ze and the big lobster, and the two of them walked towards us in a daze.
The big lobster came to us, "How is he?" ”
I looked at the lobster, "It should be safe now." ”
"Why?"
Brother Xu wiped his head, "Damn, this weather made me sweat." ”
"What do you mean, isn't it normal to sweat in this weather?"
Brother Xu sighed, "That little Li Er just now is ruthless enough." ”
Chen Yang shook his head again: "The most ruthless is not Xiao Li'er. ”
"Who's that?"
"Zhou orangutan." I followed.
"Yes, I agree."
"Why. Why "Brother Ze is also in the spirit now" Let's talk about it first, why. ”
I glanced at Brother Ze and told Brother Ze what happened in the car.
After finishing speaking, Brother Ze touched his head, "According to what you said, I estimate that people must have made an appointment with the little girl to meet today, or they can't dress up so well, people's clothes, maybe it's the first time to wear it, and it's not sure how much it is, this Zhou orangutan, I really can't say." ”
The big lobster smiled, "Along the way, you will let people play Zhou orangutan like this, and you are not afraid of playing Zhou orangutan to death." ”
Xiao Chao followed and said, "Do we still dare to speak, haven't you seen the scene at that time, that is, people don't have scalpels in their hands, it's not good, and you have to find a reason to disembowel Zhou orangutan." ”
"Well, I guess, it's about the same." Brother Xu smiled after finishing speaking, then took out the phone and looked at the time, "I'm grass, I'm in class." ”
"Really?"
"Well, really, after drinking for a while, the time is almost up, and it must be about the same now."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "What should we do?" ”
"What can I do, of course, I called Brother Zhen to ask for leave"
I glanced at Brother Xu, "Then wait to be scolded." ”
"We are doing good deeds, some classmates are in difficulty, alcohol poisoning, let's send him to the hospital, what's wrong with delaying class, don't they all say that classmates should help each other."
Chen Yang smiled, "That's it, that's it, let's call Brother Zhen directly, and we're telling the truth." ”
"He doesn't care if you tell the truth or not, it depends on whether he is willing to care or not."
"Well, it is, the teacher knows everything, it depends on whether he is willing to care about you or not."
I looked at them, "Then I'll call Brother Zhen." ”
"Well, let's fight, please take half a day off, my brothers won't go, let's find a place to play, HAPPY."
"What about the orangutans that week."
"Anyway, he won't wake up for a while, and if he does, he'll call, it's okay."
"Moreover, he invited us to dinner, and a few of them saved his life when they were in the car just now."
I nodded, "Well, that's the truth, or he'll have to let that nurse die." After finishing speaking, I took out the phone, and then found Brother Zhen's phone, called it with a smile, and after a few clicks, the phone was connected, "Wang Yue." ”
"Hello Teacher Zhen."
"Well, well, why are you calling me? Isn't it time for class? ”
"That's what I'm talking about."
"Don't want to come again?"
"No, teacher, we have something to do."
"Pull you down." Brother Zhen smiled on the phone again, "I don't know your little bit of heart, what about the recent crackdown, you guys pay attention, don't do anything, don't toss around." ”
"Well, good teacher, we really have a good reason."
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "You have a legitimate reason in your mouth, just half a day, come back to class tomorrow, there is a little, don't make trouble for me, do you hear?" ”
"Don't worry, teacher. However, we do have a valid reason, and I have stressed it more than once. ”
Brother Zhen heard it, "Yo, it's a valid reason, I'll listen, what is your legitimate reason?"
"One of our buddies drank too much and vomited, and I didn't want to know that it must be alcoholism. So. We just took it to the hospital, so. It's too late. ”
"Is that because you drank too much, or Chenyang, or Huixu?"
"Neither, we don't have to make it up."
"Oh, as a student, smoking and drinking are prohibited in the school, you drink, drink too much, and say that it is legitimate, let's talk about who drank too much and went to the hospital this time."
I sighed, "Teacher, I swear, what I said is true. ”
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "Well, okay, okay, you can talk about it." Whoever went to the hospital, I'll listen to you make it up. ”
"Zhou orangutan and more."
"Who called that?"
"It's the new one in our class."
"Funny, you guys."
"It's true."
"His name is Zhou Zhou."
"Well, it's him, I've drunk too much, and now I'm in the emergency room."
"Enough is enough?"
I was a little helpless, "Brother Zhen, the grass is fucking lying to you, I swear, it's true, Zhou Orangutan, it's the new Zhou Zhou in our class, he has to invite us to drink at noon, but now he is in the hospital, and he doesn't wake up." ”
"I'm grass." At this moment, Brother Zhen's voice became louder, and he also brought a word, "What you said is true or false, Wang Yue, I can tell you very clearly that this issue is very important." ”
I was frightened by Brother Zhen's sudden move, "I said Brother Zhen, what's wrong with you, why are you reacting so violently." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, where are you now?"
"What about the hospital."
"What about Zhou Zhou."
"That artist really rescues again."
"I'm grass" Then Brother Zhen hung up the phone as soon as he could.
I watched Brother Zhen hang up the phone, and looked at Brother Xu a little confused, "Brother Zhen seems to be anxious." ”
"Really?"
"Really." Then I told Brother Xu what happened just now, "I just want to prove to him that we really have a real reason this time, am I wrong?" ”
Brother Xu shook his head, "No." ”
Chen Yang sighed again, "Then why did he react so violently." ”
"Then who knows." I spread my hands out, "What's the matter, brothers?" ”
"Let's go play first. Didn't go in the afternoon. I told him anyway. Come over in the evening to see the orangutans. ”
"Is it decided?"
"Well, just do what Brother Xu said."
"Okay, brothers, let's go."
A group of people really got out of the hospital, and no one cared about Brother Zhen who was about to come, and the artist who made people very worried, Zhou Orangutan.