【179】 It doesn't matter if you're a pseudo-girl

After some questioning, Father-in-law Cao confessed his whole situation.

It turned out that his big backpack contained not only wigs, but also various pinhole cameras borrowed from Director Cao, he wanted to persuade Shu Zhe to wear a wig and pretend to be a woman, and then install cameras everywhere in the women's toilet of the movie theater, so that he could carry out all kinds of shameless candid shooting.

"Master, my disciple has a good idea! Many of the people who come to the downtown cinema to watch a movie are young girls dressed up in fashion, and if you take a picture of them in the toilet that makes people shy, you can sell them online for a high price! ”

I punched him in the head and almost bit his tongue.

"Bastard thing! How could anyone buy this kind of ultra-obscene can't be seen? ”

Father-in-law Cao covered the big bag on his head and muttered, "Really! Someone really buys it! It's my dad's colleague in Japan......"

Shoot ** colleagues together! Sure enough, Japan is full of perverts, Grandpa Cao, you are engaging in these candid 'shooting' to export to earn foreign exchange!

Although I wasn't Xiaoqin's real boyfriend, I was so angry that I couldn't get angry at the thought that Xiaoqin might be secretly filmed by Cao's camera, so I grabbed Cao's neck with both hands, causing him to scream like a duck drowning.

"Don't pinch! Master, don't pinch! Ahem, ahem, ahem—it's going to be killed! Anyway, Ah Zhe didn't agree! ”

Damn, you're so numb! The squad leader just called her younger brother "Xiao Zhe", and your new name for Shu Zhe sent chills down my spine!

At first, I thought that Shu Zhe didn't agree to the evil jihua of Gonggong Cao in the face of the temptation of money, and it seemed that he was doing well, but after thinking about it carefully, Shu Zhe may just be simply resisting women's clothing.

After finally escaping from my hands, Grandpa Cao lifted his heavy backpack up and walked to the urinal and unbuttoned his belt.

"I'm really unwilling...... With such haode conditions, it can't be used by me, and I am carrying such a heavy thing in vain! It's a pity, it's a pity! Even if I put on a wig, I can't fool that class of girls......"

You're enough, Grandpa Cao! Shu Zhe's wearing women's clothes has already caused a psychological shadow on me, do you want to do it again? If Shu Zhe's women's appearance belongs to cheating consumers with fake and real, Cao Gonggong of women's clothing is completely Chernobyl nuclear radiation who can blind kryptonite dog eyes!

Just as I was releasing the bladder pressure with Gonggong Cao side by side, Shu Zhe actually walked in again with his head down.

Seeing that Grandpa Cao was still there, he frowned, but it may be because I was also there, he seemed a little more at ease than when he first fled.

"The upstairs toilet is actually being renovated ......"

Shu Zhe unzipped his jeans to himself, but instead of standing next to me to urinate, he stood in the farthest corner of the wall, and when he urinated, he was secretly afraid that I would see it.

It's really not like a man! A man should be above board in everything he does! Pee is no exception! It's all men, so what if I see them? I let your sister see it last time under the river bridge!

Or are you afraid that I will laugh at you like Chen Yingran?

Among the three people, Gonggong Cao was the first to end the battle, with a wicked smile on his face, pretending to be going out, he touched Shu Zhe behind him reverently, quietly took out a wig from his backpack, and put it on Shu Zhe from behind!

At first, the wig was crooked, but Shu Zhe subconsciously struggled hard, but let the wig come over, because the pee was not over yet, Shu Zhe couldn't resist with both hands at all, so he could only let this bright light brown wig be worn on his head.

"Hahahaha-hee-hee See for yourself! Just put on a wig and it's like a woman! Master, you've also come and take a look! I'll just say I'm right, right? ”

I really don't want to look at Shu Zhe in women's clothes anymore, but Gonggong Cao was jubilant, and I couldn't help but glance over there curiously.

The toilets of the Emgrand Cinema are also quite luxurious, with the scent of fresheners wafting in the air, the tiles are shiny, the facilities are well maintained, and above each urinal in the men's toilet, there is a small mirror where you can observe yourself.

Shu Zhe looked at himself in the mirror with an unhappy face.

It's just a wig, a wig with bangs and long sideburns, and the length is slightly shoulder-length, which changes his overall appearance.

His face, annoyed and embarrassed by being teased, turned pink, and his lips were distorted by clenching together, ten times more exaggerated than the squad leader—in front of us, who knew the inside story, he looked like a poor girl who was about to explode, let alone a stranger who saw him for the first time.

Shu Zhe quickly unzipped his jeans and walked to the washstand to wash his hands first.

The reason why he didn't take off the wig first was because there was a fixed hairnet inside this wig, which would tightly strangle the head, and it could not be taken off with a light tug, and Shu Zhe was unwilling to touch his scalp with the dirty hands that had just urinated.

It's so good to die, there was no one in the men's toilet for so long just now, and just as Shu Zhe was washing his hands, suddenly a tall, thin, fashionably dressed, and seemingly college student walked in.

The college students were stunned when they saw Shu Zhe for the first time.

If I saw a 13 or 4-year-old girl washing her hands in the men's restroom, I would be stunned on the spot.

I thought that the college student would immediately run out of the toilet and go to the sign to confirm if he had walked into the women's bathroom by mistake, but this guy was calmer than I thought, and just a glance, I saw a urinal that was only available in the men's bathroom, and I was zipping my pants.

Seeing someone else coming in, Shu Zhe was shy and anxious, his face was as red as an apple, he wanted to take off the wig immediately after washing his hands, but he had little strength, and he was dizzy with anger, and his hands were stained with soapy water, so he tried two or three times without success.

The college student stared at Shu Zhe's face for 5 or 6 seconds, and suddenly walked up with an arrow, put one hand on his chest to make a gesture that he wanted to serve, and asked politely, "Does this beauty need help?" ”

Father-in-law Cao was originally covering his mouth and secretly laughing, wanting to see how the situation would develop, but when he heard the college student ask this, he couldn't help but get up.

Because the other party mistook him for a girl, Shu Zhe glared at the college student fiercely, so angry that he lost his mind, and he didn't care about taking off his wig, so he walked directly outside the toilet.

Unexpectedly, the college student actually stopped Shu Zhe from letting him out, Shu Zhe went to the left, he also went to the left, Shu Zhe went to the right, and he also went to the right.

Shu Zhe couldn't get out, so he shouted angrily: "You get out of the way for me!" I'm a boy! ”

I don't know if it's because of wearing a wig, I always feel that Shu Zhe's voice has become much more coquettish, and in the ears of college students, I am afraid that the other party is a brutal young lady's character.

"Boys? How can there be such a cute boy as you? ”

The college students expressed disbelief.

Shu Zhe smoked seven tricks, said that it was too late, and he reached out to unzip his jeans so that the other party could verify his identity.

But the zipper stops when it is pulled to the side, perhaps it is uncomfortable to show his private parts in front of men, or it is simply that he feels too small to show off.

So the face that was already red turned even redder than just now.

Although the white shirt and jeans are relatively neutral, when paired with a beautiful shoulder-length wig, he immediately looks like a weak version of the little number one squad leader. In particular, his face was flushed, and he reached out to open the zipper of his crotch half, which is very easy to cause reverie. Gonggong Cao on the side was stunned.

The change in the expression of the college student opposite him is worth mentioning, first surprised, then questioning, and then turned into enlightenment and joy.

He stretched out his arms, hugged Shu Zhe in his arms, and gave him a 360-no blind spot intimate hug.

"I like it too!!"

Not only Shu Zhe, who was hugged by him, but even Gonggong Cao and I were stunned.

The college student introduced himself excitedly and said, "My name is Fan Chuan, you can call me Xiaochuan!" What is your name? Is it okay to be my girlfriend? ”

Shu Zhe was so angry with him that he vomited blood, "I, I'm a man!" ”

Fan Chuan gave a thumbs up and made a "no problem" pose, "It's okay with men!" True love doesn't care about gender! ”

Shu Zhe turned his head and shouted at me, "Brother Ye Lin, help!" There are perverts here! ”

Fan Chuan glanced at me, his eyes revealing disappointment and a little hostility, "Are you his boyfriend?" ”

You're his boyfriend! Who is as perverted as you, knowing that the other party is a pseudo-mother, and he doesn't know how difficult it is to retreat!

"Oh, it's good if you don't have a boyfriend!" He looked at Shu Zhe's panicked eyes with great seriousness, and demanded word by word: "Promise to be my girlfriend!" Promise me now! ”

Shu Zhe was angry and afraid, he couldn't break free from the other party at all with his own strength, and he was so anxious that he was about to cry, his expression made Fan Chuan even more excited, as if an otaku had found the ** seed that he had been looking for for a long time.

I was afraid that this pervert would break Shu Zhe's small body bones, so I went over to ask him to pay attention to the impact, and Shu Zhe took this opportunity to get out of his bear hug, stumbling and running out of the corridor with tears in his eyes.

Fan Chuan chased after Shu Zhe's back without hesitation, and a woman in high heels tried to stop Fan Chuan halfway, "Xiaochuan! What are you doing! How do girls come out of the men's restroom? ”

Depending on the situation, this person is most likely Fan Chuan's girlfriend.

I thought that even a genuine girlfriend had appeared, no matter how perverted Fan Chuan was, he should have made trouble, right? Unexpectedly, Fan Chuan opened his mouth and said, "I'm sorry!" I just found out today that I like pseudo-mothers! Let's break up! ”

What are you talking about!? Is the relationship between you and your girlfriend not as good as the wig on Shu Zhe's head? Why did Shu Zhe wear women's clothes in public for the first time, and did his boyfriend and girlfriend break up? Don't be so exaggerated, okay!

Fan Chuan was still dragged away by his angry girlfriend, and he didn't watch the rest of the movie, before being dragged out of the theater door, Fan Chuan pointed to Shu Zhe who fled in a hurry and said, "Wait for me!" I'll be back! ”

Shu Zhe, who was still wearing a wig, was shocked, ran two steps like a headless fly, and accidentally bumped into Xiaoqin who walked over from the women's toilet.

Xiaoqin looked at Shu Zhe's face suspiciously, neither recognizing who it was, nor any manifestation of a masophobia attack.