"Young man, what kind of certificate do you have?" The uncle asked mysteriously.

"Birth certificate, one-child certificate, neighborhood committee certificate letter ......" Niu Xuanzhu recited indifferently.

"Stop! Are you having plastic surgery and need to get an ID card? Uncle said disdainfully.

Niu Xuanzhu couldn't help but sigh with emotion: The people of the capital are amazing, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

"Uncle, master, admire." Niu Zhuzhu clasped his hands into fists.

Niu Zhuzhu's philosophy of life is: If you don't accept it, you can't see it.

"Hey, you're welcome, you've run out of money for plastic surgery?"

"Hmm."

"Show me your original ID."

Niu Xuanzhu handed over his ID card.

"Bull bolt pillar...... Oops, it's a pity that this name ....... cost plastic surgery, and it's blind. The uncle shook his head.

"Uncle, give me a clear way." Niu Zhuzhu pleaded.

"In this way, if you don't look for five yuan, I'll tell you a way, it's foolproof."

Niu Xuanzhu thought about it for a minute before nodding, no matter how it was, it was one-tenth of his family property.

Niu Zhuzhu's philosophy of life is: when it comes to money, think about it for at least one minute.

"Child, you are a first-generation ID card, go home and take the household registration book to the police station, and say that if you change to the second generation, you will do it then." The old man returned the first-generation ID card to Niu Zhuzhudao.

"No, it doesn't look like it." Niu Shuzhu shook his head.

"Hey, who looks like you, don't worry, it's foolproof."

"Is this all right?"

"No, come back, five yuan will be returned to you, my stall is all yours." The uncle patted his chest and beat the package ticket.

The next day, Niu Xuanzhu came out of the police station, feeling that the sky was so blue, this was the most valuable five yuan he spent, and he couldn't wait to tell Xiaoyu the good news.

"Wow, handsome guy, are you here to play with me?" In the crowd after school, a figure that could not be ignored rolled to the side of Niu Bolt Pillar.

"Hehe" Niu Xuanzhu smiled as if he had received a notice of terminal cancer, "Xiangri, that, is Xiaoyu there?" ”

"Ah, you're dead, you actually remember people's names, you're such a careful person."

The enthusiastic Xiang Ri said that he was ready to come over and pull the arm of the bull bolt.

"Woman, no." Niu Xuanzhu hurriedly dodged, "I just want to know the whereabouts of Xiaoyu's classmates, and the woman will tell me if she knows, and I won't leave." ”

"Xiaoyu, she didn't come to school today, she may be sick." Xiang Sun missed a move and bit his lower lip with remorse.

Niu Xuanzhu has seen countless beauties biting their lower lipes in the movie, and every time they are so sexy, it is like inviting men to taste them, but today, also biting their lower lip, Niu Xuanzhu can only pray that Xiang Sun will never taste him.

Xiangri was about to move again, and the cow bolt ran all the way and disappeared at the school gate.

It's a pity that Xiang Sun warned himself that he must not let the fat in his mouth fly again next time.

Fortunately, Niu Xuanzhu warned himself that he must observe in the dark next time, it doesn't matter if he can't find a light rain, and it is dangerous to avoid the sun.

Niu Zhuzhu's philosophy of life is: Rather to three thousand demons, not to see a second to the sun!

In the next few days, every time the school is out of school, there will be a man with a peaked cap on his head and a pair of sunglasses on his eyes, this person usually hides in a hidden corner, constantly looking at the flow of people after school, and whenever the school's man of the year Xiang Ri appears, that figure will disappear immediately.

Xiaoyu hasn't been to school for a week, and it's said that something big has happened at home.

This is the news that Niu Xuanzhu heard from the school janitor on a whim.

Ask the janitor, this is still inspired by the ID card incident, and for a long time after that, the nobles in Niu Zhuzhu's life are not beauties who are alluring the country and the city, but one after another uncles who live in seclusion in the market.

Today, in order to know more accurate news about Xiaoyu, Niu Xuanzhu decided to take a risk, he wanted to ask the tall girl about Xiaoyu's situation, it was best to find out where Xiaoyu lived, and his danger stemmed from the fact that tall girls usually get out of school with Zheng Xiangri.

This is the so-called pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth, taking chestnuts from the fire, even if he has only been in contact twice, Niu Xuanzhu has deeply felt that Zheng Xiangri is a master, and he clearly knows that it is impossible to escape when he meets again, so this time he is mentally prepared for the worst.

If you don't succeed, you will become benevolent, and if you don't succeed, you can break yourself.

Niu Zhuzhu's philosophy of life is: always leave yourself seven or eight ways out, it is better to die than to live.

"Classmate, can you have a few words?" The man in the cap and sunglasses patted the tall girl on the shoulder.

"Who? Robbery or robbery? robbed money, and there is no shame in attacking girls; rob the color, first pass my Zheng Xiangri. ”

As Niu Xuanzhu expected, Xiang Sun next to him reacted very quickly, and he was so frightened that he almost ran away again.

"Xiang Ri, this is my elementary school classmate, I'll talk to him for a few words, you go first." The tall girl looked at the trembling cow bolt pillar and said to Xiang Sun.

"It's your classmate, I haven't heard you say there is such a person? The classmate also blocked his face so tightly, it is estimated that he looks unsightly. "Xiang Ri thinks that he is alluring to the country and the city, and he looks down on ugly-looking men the most.

"Yes, yes, when we were in elementary school, we all said that he was sentenced to three or five years like that, which is not wronged at all. At that time, there was a kindergarten at the school gate, he passed all the way, and even the kindergarten aunt was scared and cried, just in time for the mother of a women's judo team to pick up the child, and directly fell on his back, and his face hit the ground first, don't you say, it was much more pleasing to the eye after that. The tall girl laughed.

"Face to face is considered plastic surgery? Then I'm still leaving, and they all say that whoever they see looks like whom, and my delicate appearance can't be lost. ”

Hearing that the man was very ugly, Zheng Xiangri suddenly felt bored, pushed the car, and didn't even say hello to the cow, so he sang "I'm your lover~ a woman like a rose~ just let me use thick lips~ let you have endless ecstasy in the night~" all the way away.

Awesome, Niu Bolt Pillar had to give a thumbs up again, I used to think that I was wide enough, but I didn't expect that the "wave" behind the Yangtze River pushed the "wave" before it.

"You're here to find Xiaoyu." The tall girl said suddenly.

"So you recognize it?" Niu Bolt was startled.

"Fortunately, I recognized it, otherwise you would have choked enough today, and the interest of Xiang Ri is very high today." The tall girl said.

"yes, I'm going to have a soul under her thick lips." Niu Xuanzhu felt chills all over his body when he thought of that picture, and almost shrank into the sun.

In this contact, Niu Xuanzhu felt that this tall girl who rarely spoke also had a very humorous side.

"Xiaoyu hasn't come to school for a few days, and she doesn't answer the phone, today I want to go to her house to see her, will you come with me?"

The tall girl's suggestion was in the heart of the bull bolt, and he had no reason to disagree.

After making sure that Zheng Xiangri was gone, Niu Lianzhu took off his hat and sunglasses and walked side by side with the girl.

Along the way, the tall girl becomes reticent again, and this kind of sometimes humorous and sometimes restrained personality is rare.

Because they were walking side by side, Niu Xuanzhu suddenly realized that the side face of this tall girl was better than the front face.

Some girls are 360-degree beauties, while some girls have ordinary faces but side faces can make people feel amazing, and tall girls belong to the latter.

Of course, there is also a kind of girl, who can only be seen from the back to make people think about it, turn to the side and have a little pantothenic acid in the stomach, and then look at the front and vomit directly for half a year, and unfortunately, Zuihou This kind of girl is the most common on the street.

The tall girl has short ear-length hair, clean and neat, long eyelashes add a bit of everyone's beautiful temperament to the side, a neat arc under the small and straight nose, and the whole side face is a little beautiful in the heroic spirit, so that Niu Xuanzhu can't help but keep staring at the side face of others.

"I can't pull it out of my eyes." The tall girl suddenly burst into words.

"Huh? Oh. Your side face is so pretty. Niu Zhuzhu is not used to this girl's hot and cold chatting style.

"You mean my face is ugly? Believe it or not, I called Zheng Xiangri? The tall girl turned her face to the bullbolt.

"Don't, I didn't mean that, your face is also very good-looking~" Niu Xuanzhu hurriedly explained.

"Give you a chance to make amends, how do I look?" The tall girl stopped and asked solemnly.

"Uh...... This one is beautiful. ”

"Liar!"

"Uh...... Extremely beautiful. ”

"Perfunctory!"

"This ...... Frightened? ”

The tall girl pulled out her phone and prepared to dial.

"Wait, wait, you look ......" Niu Xuanzhu really hated that he didn't study much when he was a child, and when he grew up, he only read online novels, and he didn't know how to describe a girl's appearance.

"Zuihou has a chance." The tall girl's thumb has been placed on the dial-out key.

The cow bolt column searched around urgently, searching the intestines and scraping the belly to find an appropriate way to describe it.

At this time, the steamed bun shop on the side of the road had just come out of a drawer of steamed buns, and the aroma of steamed buns got into the nose of the cow bolt pillar.

"You're very full!" The bull bolt pillar blurted out.

"Huh?" The tall girl froze for a moment.

"No, I mean, I'm not hungry when I look at you." The stigma of the bullbolt is large.

You're dead, aren't you saying that people are disgusting in disguise? Linglu prepared to mourn in silence for the bull bolt.

"Xiexie, you're long...... It's also quite time-resistant. The tall girl laughed.