It's a little sweet! Niu bolt pillar cheerful daxiao.

There is an old saying that laughs at enmity and hatred, and under the nourishment of a bottle of Nongfu Spring, Niu Shuzhu has regained the hope of life and no longer complains.

In the sky, Lei Gongdianmu, who was always aiming at the bull bolt pillar, finally breathed a sigh of relief, the Jade Emperor had already given a death order, and if he scolded again, he would split it, but the two immortals who had not split people for a long time were really not sure. Now it's okay, everyone is happy, and the husband and wife have gone to the Jade Emperor to restore their lives.

No longer collecting all kinds of swearing words from the past and present, Niu Xuanzhu's mind finally began to think about his future.

I want to go to school, and knowledge is the primary productive force. After eating the watermelon with a paper-thin layer of skin, Niu Xuanzhu finally made an important decision for a new life.

The girl he had just had just appeared in his mind again, and what impressed him was the girl's big eyes and blushing face.

Good idea, what is the highest academic certificate in your last life? Linglu asked.

Nine-year compulsory education highest diploma certificate. Niu Zhuzhu said proudly.

Wow. The old cow exclaimed.

Isn't it just a junior high school graduate, and what is the highest education, don't put gold on your face. Linglu reacted and scolded.

Did you fall in love with the girl you just had? The one from the third middle school. Howling Dog Road.

She gave me the water of life, and I could only use my body, no, my life to protect her. The bull bolt column did not deny it.

The five immortal pets collectively despised the cow bolt pillar.

You're a blind stream now, a suspected terrorist, do you think you can go to school if you want to? The roaring dog presents the facts and is reasonable.

And you're thirty years old, and I doubt you'll be able to do a second grade of elementary school well, let alone go to high school. Linglu has seen the exam questions of today's elementary schools, and it is simply not something that ordinary scientists can do right.

What's more, you don't have any money. The lion has been very upset by the food he has eaten for three days.

Real donkeys. The donkey has a weak brain and doesn't know what to say.

Okay, save your energy, he wasn't listening to us at all. Lao Niu said helplessly.

Only then did the five fairy pets find that Niu Zhuzhu had walked out of the downtown and inquired all the way in the direction of the third middle school.

When the eldest brother finally found the gate of the third middle school, he was just in time for the school to get out of school, which proved that the distance between the three roads was short, and the eldest brother asked more than 20 people and searched for a whole afternoon. This is not even a clear sense of direction from the southeast and northwest, saying that he went to school, it is estimated that few people really believe it.

In order to be able to see his savior, Niu Xuanzhu kept looking at the school gate, hoping to find the familiar figure in the rolling school uniform.

"Hey, why are you here?" A voice came from the side of the bullbolt.

It turned out that the girl at noon was already pushing her bicycle and standing beside the cow bolt post.

"Oh, ah, I'm coming for you."

I didn't expect to be looking for it hard, but Zuihou was found by someone else.

There will always be many misses in a person's life, and the more you care about anything, the easier it is to miss it, such as the bus and the best opportunity to confess. Not everyone has the good fortune of being found by others, so if you don't want to miss it, run a few steps, or pluck up the courage to say those three words to her (him), so that even if you miss it, you won't be upset because you have tried.

"What? Come and return the water? The girl smiled, sweeping away the shyness of the noon.

In fact, the girl is the age of sunshine, and it is inevitable to be a little panicked when she suddenly sees a handsome guy at noon, but now, she will not lose her temper anymore after she has cleaned up her mood.

"Xiaoyu, your friend, so handsome." The other two girls next to him came up, one of them had a very fat face, a very fat body, and a girl with fatter legs looked at the cow bolt pillar with a bright smile, and she almost drooled.

Such a girl laughs very lethally, Niu Zhuzhu is glad that he didn't eat anything today, otherwise he is likely to vomit on this opposite sex composed of various large and small circles, this sister, maybe it is more appropriate to call it an alien.

"Yes, my friend, you go first." The girl named Xiaoyu said generously.

"Handsome guy, my name is Zheng Xiangri, my personality is as cheerful as a sunflower, I am very likable, you have time to play with me." The alien stretched out her round hand and introduced herself.

"Definitely, definitely." Niu Zhuzhu had to cover his mouth with his hands and pretend to cough, avoiding the palms of the pile of lipomas.

Thinking about the day? Are you going to let me go and play with you when I'm fine? When I don't want to live, I'll go to you and help me destroy humanity. Cow bolt pillar heart road.

"Let's go, don't delay people talking, people aren't coming to you." Another tall girl pulled the sun-facing girl.

The girl who was forced to leave turned back three times in one step, and kept waving goodbye to the cow bolt pillar, because she didn't look at the road, causing her bicycle to constantly drift to the middle of the road.

This way of riding is very dangerous under normal circumstances, but I don't know the weishenme, and the cow bolt has no desire to remind the other party at all.

Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect it, never thought that all kinds of motor vehicles on the road would compete to avoid Miss Xiangri, and I don't know if he was shocked by her appearance or worried that his motor vehicle was not Miss Xiangri's opponent, or both.

Damn, why didn't these drivers hesitate when they hit me in the first place? Niu Shuzhu was depressed.

He finally understood that Weishenme Xiaoyu and the tall girl were not worried about Xiang Ri at all, it seemed that this demon had been riding like this for a day or two.

"Do you really come to play often?" Xiaoyu asked.

"Of course, I come every day." Niu Zhuzhu hurriedly replied.

"Are you here to find Zheng Xiangri? You just promised her. ”

"Of course not."

"Hey, then you're a liar, my mother won't let me be friends with people who like to deceive."

"I'm not lying."

"You promised her, quibble."

"I said yes, but I didn't say whether I would look for her or not."

Xiaoyu smiled, this is what a sunflower should look like when it sees the first rays of sunshine in the morning, and it can pass on infinite positive energy to the people around her.

"My name is Shen Yu, the rain of the spring breeze and drizzle." Xiaoyu also stretched out her hand, "You won't want to cough again." ”

What a smart girl, she actually saw through it. Cow bolt pillar heart road.

"My name is the Bull Bolt Column, the cerebral thrombotic brain, and the Wooden Pimple Column." The bull bolt column holding Xiaoyu's hand had a sharp rise in blood pressure that blocked the already inflexible brain, causing him to speak incoherently and incoherently.

"Oh, Ox Brain Pillar, hello." Xiaoyu smiled again, "I have something to do today, so I'll leave first, and come to me when I'm free, baibai." ”

The residual temperature in his hand is still there, and the shadow is suddenly gone.

When Xiaoyu's figure had disappeared, Niu Xuanzhu was still waving in the direction of Xiaoyu's departure, which made people can't help but classify him and Zheng Xiangri in the same category.

Hey, wake up, it's really a brain with a cerebral thrombosis? The Howling Dog scoffed.

It's obviously a pillar of wood lumps. Lion Road.

It's the first time I've heard such a humiliating self-introduction. When the donkey said this, he thought that if he introduced himself, he would say that he was a donkey for a mule and a horse.

There are so few girls like this, what do you think we should do next? Niu Shuzhu asked.

Going to school, a must! The opinions of the five fairy pets are surprisingly unified.

But beware of that Zheng Xiangri, my gut tells me that she has thoughts about you. Linglu reminded.

Understand, I will defend my innocence with my life. The bull bolt pillar is righteous and awe-inspiring.

Now that the goal has been clarified and the thinking has been unified, the next step is the question of how to enroll in the school, which is really not easy for Niu Zhuzhu, who does not even have an ID card.

Fortunately, there is still an industry that sincerely serves the people, and advertisements can be seen everywhere, and the cow bolt found a solution on the street wall almost as soon as he turned around.

“139XXXXXXXX。” Niu Zhuzhu went to a newsstand to make a public phone.

"Hey." The other party has a southern accent.

"Hello, are you applying for a fake certificate?" Niu Xuanzhu was afraid that the other party would not hear clearly, so he said loudly.

The newsstand man couldn't help but poke his head out of the small window and carefully look at the bullbolt column.

"What do you need? We can do any certificate here, and the price is easy to say. ”

"I need a birth certificate, an only child certificate, a letter from the neighborhood committee...... Niu Xuanzhu began to read a list of more than 30 letters that he had transcribed.

"Wait a minute, are you having plastic surgery and need to get an ID card?" The other party broke the bull bolt column.

"Damn, you're so professional, you know this? You're even better than the government department that specializes in this matter. Niu Zhuzhu admired the five-body throwing on the ground, and gave a high evaluation to the professional level of the professionals on the other end of the phone.

"Oh, this is a matter of course, serving the people, it's sloppy. Eating bowl rice, how can you be unskilled in business. The other party was obviously very useful for the praise of the cow bolt pillar.

"Then can you help me get these thirty or so letters?" The bullbolt pillar is full of hope.

"Of course there's no problem with this, we seem to be doing this, but the cost of so many letters is not cheap."

"How much?"

"More than 30 certification letters, how can it cost 5,000 yuan, this is already a group purchase with a platinum membership discount and vomiting blood to sell the jumping price."

Niu Shuzhu pinched the only five yuan in his pocket, which was still the money he used to go home at night to unscrew the faucet and sell it back, and it was also all his current net worth.

"Can it be cheaper?"

"Oh, this is not easy to do, how much do you have to pay?"

"Fifty!" Niu Zhuzhu calculated, even if he sold all the things at home, it would probably be this number.

"What a joke! Did you know that delaying other people's time is immoral? Why are there all kinds of bad people, they have no quality, and they hate it to death! The other party hung up angrily.

"Five cents." The master of the newsstand glanced at the meter.

Niu Zhuzhu indifferently handed over five yuan, and now his life has changed from color to black and white.