Chapter 617: Concubine
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"......," the girl glared at the man, "what's the matter with you??" ”
"Am I not here to help you??" Nie Canglong sneered, "Help you correct the rebellious ministers and thieves who committed rebellion on the spot......
"Little Green Snake, you can be angry with me, you ......" The girl glared at the man, "After I clean up Xiaoqing, you see how I clean up your ......"
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing got out of the master's collar at that time, and then wrapped it around the master's wrist, making a look of confession.
"It said......" Bai Susu swallowed his saliva, "the master quickly cleaned it up, and when he finished cleaning it up, he hurried to clean up the bad guys and ......"
"Oh my God, how much do we Xiaoqing hate you......" The girl looked at the man with some dumbfounded.
"Then you start cleaning it up......" Nie Canglong gritted his teeth and looked at Xiaoqing, "This little long worm is really hateful, it should have been cleaned up a long time ago, if you can't do it, just say it, I'll do it for you......"
"Get out of ......" The girl glanced at the man, and then pinched Xiaoqing's neck, and a hideous smile appeared on her little face, "Xiaoqing, you dare to make trouble, this is really a sad thing, so I decided to punish you very, very severely......"
"Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing immediately made a look of remorse, and groaned softly twice in frustration.
"It said, it knows it's wrong,......" Bai Susu hurriedly translated Xiaoqing's meaning to his master.
"It's useless to know it's wrong, why did you go earlier?? If you do something wrong, you can reveal it if you know it's wrong, so who is afraid of making mistakes in the future? ? The girl smiled coldly and said.
"Angang......" Xiaoqing couldn't help but look aggrieved when she heard that the master didn't plan to let it go easily, looked at the master pitifully, and whispered.
It said. When the master punishes you, will it hurt?? "Bai Susu is a professional translator.
"Does it hurt?? It might hurt, but it shouldn't hurt too much......" The girl thought for a moment and said.
"Angang......" As soon as Xiaoqing heard the master's words, she twisted her body and began to be coquettish with the master, and the dragon's moaning voice was much crisper and more cheerful.
"It said that as long as it didn't hurt much, the rest would be up to the owner, but the punishment was over. must punish the bad guys, at least let the bad guys hurt more than it......" Bai Susu hurriedly translated, his eyes were still a little weird, how could this little green dragon have such a big enmity with the master? ?
"Jun, did you hear that?? Obviously, what it did was much more serious than mine, but it actually wanted me to hurt more than it, it really didn't make sense......" Nie Canglong said with an angry face.
"Shut up...... the girl glared at the man, "When I talk to Xiaoqing, if you dare to interject again." You just wait for me, I promise you will hurt a thousand times more than Xiaoqing, ten thousand times ......"
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiao Qing suddenly groaned happily, and her slender body writhed violently, as if she was cheering and celebrating.
"Uh......" Bai Susu wanted to translate. But after glancing at the master, when the words came to his mouth, he immediately swallowed them back.
"What did it say??" The girl was quite curious, looking at Bai Susu. Asked softly.
"It's scolding the master, it's not good......" Bai Susu glanced at the old man cautiously and said timidly.
"Jun. If you don't beat it up today, I'll tell you, you'll break my heart, you know?? Nie Canglong looked at the girl with an aggrieved face and said angrily.
"Angangang Angang......" Xiaoqing heard Nie Canglong's words, and immediately became even more proud, and the dragon's groan revealed such a taste of hatred.
It said...... "A cold sweat broke out on Bai Susu's head at that time, "a certain bad guy has already spoken, ask the master to skin it, pump its tendons, and then skin a certain bad guy ten thousand times, and draw tendons ten thousand times......"
"Little green snake, just listen, why are you so hated??" The girl's brain began to sweat when she heard this, "We Xiaoqing are planning to die with you......"
"Harboring evil intentions......" Nie Canglong felt a cold sweat break out on his back, "This evil obstacle is simply a dead soldier sent by the enemy, it must be removed, it must be removed......"
"You said you ...... person," the girl gave the man a blank look, "and the dead soldier sent by the enemy, the two of us grew up together since childhood, and we have never been separated, which enemy do you think it is a dead soldier cultivated by the enemy??" ”
"Maybe it's been cultivating the enemy for many years before you were born......" Nie Canglong said unconvinced.
"Wow......" Bai Susu looked at Xiaoqing with some surprise, "It turns out that it is ...... It's the same size as the owner, why is it still so small?? ”
"Xiaoqing is a dragon, it's not the same thing as you snakes......" The girl glanced at Bai Susu and said.
"Master, you are not as professional as me in this regard, I can see at a glance, what did it eat, so it became a dragon, it used to be a snake, the same as me...... Bai Susu's eyes looked at Xiaoqing, and said quite firmly.
"The lifespan of the desolate alien species should be longer than that of ordinary snakes, right??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.
"That's right......" Bai Susu shook his head, "The lifespan of the desolate alien species is much shorter than that of ordinary snakes, and if you live for ten or eight years, it is considered a long life, if I don't meet the master and the master, I can live for five years at most......"
"Are you kidding??" Nie Canglong was immediately surprised, the qualifications of the desolate alien species were not a little stronger than ordinary snakes, how could it be that the lifespan was so poor? ?
"I'm talking about the general situation...... Bai Susu saw the look of surprise on the master's face, and his little face suddenly turned a little red, "As long as I can have enough elixir, even if I am immortal, there is no problem......
"Su Su is right......" The girl sighed, "Xiaoqing Weishenme can grow up with me, that's because I fed it with toxins, it was my grandfather who helped me feed it when I was a child, and when I can dispense medicine myself, I will feed it myself, you don't know, those medicinal herbs that Xiaoqing has eaten since childhood." If it is converted into RMB, it will be tens of billions......"
"Oh my God......" Nie Canglong was suddenly speechless, "Raising such a thing is even more expensive than raising a Tibetan mastiff......
Crackling......
Xiao Qing was furious when he heard that Nie Canglong actually compared it to a dog, and a burst of electric light flashed between the two horns, forming a power grid, and he pounced towards Nie Canglong.
"Cut ......" Nie Canglong didn't even have a defense, and let the power grid pounce on him, this thing. It won't hurt him at all, and not even scratching it is enough.
"Angang......" Xiaoqing looked at Nie Canglong's relaxed and freehand appearance, and immediately lowered his head in disappointment, this villain is really too shocking to people's confidence.
"Alas......" The girl patted Xiaoqing's head and sighed faintly, "Xiaoqing, do you know that you are worth the money of the old nose......"
"Are there really tens of billions??" Nie Canglong was still a little unconvinced, "Where did your family get so much money??" If Lao Qin knew that you had raised such a loser. I must be in a hurry with you, but I pity my honest and honest father-in-law, I don't even know that his daughter has a waste snack pet worth tens of billions......"
"I said, how do you speak?? Don't you hate you?? The girl gave the man a blank look, "Xiaoqing eats toxins." It is made by our Miao family, and in the whole shijie, it is a very precious treasure, and it is a way to sell gold. They are all sold by the gram, one gram of toxin, dripping into the Yellow River. It can turn the entire Yellow River into a dead river......"
"That's an exaggeration, isn't it??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened suddenly, "One gram of toxin will pollute the entire Yellow River??" ”
"Of course......" the girl nodded very seriously.
"I don't think it's possible......," Nie Canglong shook his head, "It's not like I haven't let this evil beast bite, if it grows up eating that kind of poison, will I still be able to live until now?" ”
"Look at you......" The girl rolled her eyes, "When did I say that Xiao Qingguang ate a toxin??" There are hundreds of toxins it eats, all of which are mutually reinforcing, and if you eat just one, let me tell you, I will bring it to the school, and there will be no living people in the whole school......"
"Just eating one can make it go berserk, and then evolve into a python disaster??" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up.
"What do you say??" The girl glanced at the man, "The toxin may affect the sanity of human beings, and it may also affect the sanity of poisonous snakes, but it will not affect the desolate alien species like Xiaoqing, what I just meant is that if Xiaoqing only eats a toxin, its body can't bear so many toxins, and it will naturally emit the toxin, producing an unpleasant smell, as long as humans smell this smell, their heartbeats will reach 3,600 beats per minute within three seconds, such a high frequency, Basically, no one survived......"
"How do you know this?? Have you experimented?? Nie Canglong's body was covered with a layer of white sweat.
"Of course not, it's all written in the book, it is within a breath, the heart bursts and dies, I estimate that a breath is almost three seconds......" the girl yawned and said.
"People only say that the heart died violently, why did you come to 3,600 beats per minute??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"That's it......" The girl gave the man a blank look, "I've already calculated, if a normal man's heart wants to be violent in three seconds, it will almost have to be three thousand six hundred beats per minute, if it is slower, it will either not achieve the effect of bursting, or it may take more than three seconds......"
"You're really fine...... Nie Canglong gave the girl a thumbs up, "If it were me, I wouldn't be able to do such a delicate job......
"Your IQ isn't ...... enough," the girl couldn't help but pout, "One plus one may equal three, let alone do this kind of work......
"Puff ......" Bai Susu couldn't help but be happy when he heard his master say this.
"What are you laughing at??" Nie Canglong glared at Bai Susu fiercely, "If you dare to laugh nonsense, you see how I clean up your ......"
"Oh, when it comes to cleaning up, I remember again, I haven't cleaned up Xiaoqing yet......" The girl suddenly exclaimed, "You see, my memory is getting worse and worse now......"
"Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing suddenly groaned aggrievedly.
"It said......" Bai Susu pouted, "the master's memory has not deteriorated, and he has already cleaned it up just now." It's time to clean up some bad guy......"
"Xiaoqing, you are becoming more and more dishonest......" The girl glared at Xiaoqing, "It seems that I should really clean up after you......"
"Angang......" Xiaoqing began to moan softly.
"It said, it's too late, that Zhao fool in a while, Zhao stupid is about to complete the catastrophe, I'm small, or I'll postpone my meal and clean up a certain villain first......" Bai Susu pouted and looked at Xiaoqing angrily. The translator said angrily.
"Hmm......" The girl looked out the window and nodded, "It's almost done, time is running out......
"Angang Ang ......" Xiaoqing nodded busily, and the dragon's voice was so cheerful.
"People don't translate it......" Bai Susu pouted and said angrily.
"Eighty percent is not a good word...... the girl couldn't help but shake her head slightly, and then tapped Xiaoqing's head, "Have you seen it, people don't like to listen to it......"
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing glanced at Bai Susu contemptuously. He groaned triumphantly.
"Actually...... girl raised her eyebrows, "Isn't that the one to clean up??" I've always been known for my speed, so if you want to clean up, then you two will clean up together. That's it, Xiaoqing, as a punishment for you, I will promise you to be a concubine for Xiaoqing Snake. This is the third ...... of registration."
"Ang Ang......" Xiaoqing was stunned when he heard his master's words, and let out a long groan. The body writhed violently to express his strong dissatisfaction and protest.
"Xiaojun, if you give me Xiaoqing as a concubine, I will resolutely agree, the concubine is bought and sold, and when she enters our house, I will sell it to the blind bear......" Nie Canglong said viciously with a dark face.
"Little Green Snake ......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "If you dare to sell my Xiaoqing to the blind bear, you can wait for me to sell you to Sister Yuan......"
"Sell him to me?? You just have to say how much it is, I will definitely not bargain......" Yuan Siyu appeared outside the car without knowing when, lying on the glass of the car, and shouted towards the inside of the car.
"Why is it your business anywhere??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Hurry up and disappear automatically before my fire comes up, otherwise, you will have a good ......."
"I just heard you call me, why are you like this?? You are the one who calls people, and you are the one who drives people out, is there anything like you?? Yuan Siyu pouted and said dissatisfiedly.
"Yuan Siyu......" The girl's beautiful eyes glared, and she lowered the car glass, "Are you not convinced??" ”
"Look at what you said......" Yuan Siyu made the girl's heart skip a beat, and she immediately laughed, "Can I be so boring??" If I dare not be convinced, if you sell me something, how can I not even pay back the price?? ”
"Drive your bus for me......" The girl waved her hand at Yuan Siyu, "Don't enter my sight again before dinner today, otherwise, you'll be finished......"
"Yes, yes......" Yuan Siyu hurriedly responded, "I'll leave right now, go right away, you can send me ......" said that, Ma Yu'er ran away.
"This person is so annoying......" The girl raised the window again, "I've never seen such a nasty person, I said little green snake, this car you made, dare not be soundproof??" ”
"Of course, it's soundproof, but for people like Yuan Da Immortal, the effect is not very big......" Nie Canglong tugged at the corners of his mouth and said.
"The main thing to guard against is people like Yuan Da Immortal, if it doesn't have much effect on her, then it's no different from someone who has no sound insulation......" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"You're right......" Nie Canglong nodded, "Wait a few days, I will improve the soundproofing array again, and then engrave it on the car, and then I will be able to isolate Yuan Da Immortal's eavesdropping......"
"Little Green Snake, do you know that I call you Little Green Snake??" The girl glanced at the man, and her eyes were full of soft love.
"Gollum ......" Nie Canglong made the girl's eyes electrify, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, "Because my name is Nie Canglong, Cang means cyan, and the dragon is a snake evolved ......"
"Half of the answer is right......" the girl sighed, "The reason for the other half is that you and Xiaoqing have a good marriage......
"Stop......" Nie Canglong was immediately answered, "You said I was with a snake, can you not disgust me??" ”
"No......" the girl sighed again, "When I saw your face, I was also shocked, you said, a person and a snake, he is not compatible with each other, at least this child can't have children, so I observed, observed, and finally found out that this Xiaoqing turned out to be the ...... I married in the past."
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "You mean to say that you have already calculated that the two of us are two??" ”
"It's just that there is this possibility, things in this world are ever-changing, generally speaking, no one can say for sure, even if it is fate, it may ......change because of some accidents," the girl said lightly.
"Anyway, the two of us are two people......" Nie Canglong was quite happy.
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