Chapter 616: Hard-hitting
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"Spanking, ass meat......" Bai Susu said without thinking about it.
"I see that you have a lot of meat on your breasts, so why don't you beat your breasts......" The girl raised her eyebrows and said.
"No...... Bai Susu hurriedly covered his chest, "This is a nursing child, you can't beat ......"
"Puff...... the girl was amused at the time, "still breastfeeding the child?? Where are your children? β
"There will always be ...... in the future," Bai Susu pouted and said.
"If you say that, you can't beat your buttocks, buttocks are used to hold children, and when you have a child in the future, you will grow ...... in your buttocks," the girl said with a smile.
"Then ......" Bai Susu didn't know what to do at that time, and the tears began to fall down with a click, "Then it's better to slap the face, it's impossible for the child to grow out of the face......"
"Giggle......" The girl was so happy at that time, and it was so interesting to flirt with this envoy girl.
"Did I say you did it??" Nie Canglong felt quite funny, but he was really embarrassed to laugh.
"Master......" Bai Susu's tears couldn't be stopped, "Don't hit Su Su's ass, Su Su begs you......"
"No, you have to spank ......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Master......" Bai Susu looked at the master with tears in his eyes, "Don't let the master beat someone's ass......"
"If your lord doesn't want you to have a child, he can beat the child anywhere......" The girl gave Bai Susu a blank look and said.
"Then ......" Bai Susu was suddenly a little overwhelmed, "What if I make clothes??" β
"It's the same with clothes...... the girl rolled her eyes, "Isn't your master's slap still a layer of clothes?" β
"People can take off their clothes and let the master beat ......," Bai Susu pouted and said.
"Hey......" the girl's eyebrows raised at that time, "Why do you still want to play the dragon robe??" β
"People's clothes are not dragon robes. At most, it's just a snake robe......" Bai Susu glanced at his master pitifully, and said aggrievedly.
"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Chuanxi is in the tribulation, let's hurry up and pay attention to it, lest he say that we don't care about him......"
"Don't care about him yet?? I even sent Xiaoqing out......" The girl rolled her eyes and said with a dissatisfied expression.
"Master, you won't be a vegetarian in the future, will you??" Bai Susu blinked his eyes, looked at the old man pitifully, and said.
"Maybe ......," Nie Canglong shook his head, "This will happen after that." Who can say for sure? β
"Chuanxi is in the middle of the tribulation, why don't you care about him so much??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"You ......" Nie Canglong's expression froze, and then he turned his head stupidly, looking at the rolling clouds through the car glass, "You really don't lose at all......
"Look at what you're talking about......" the girl rolled her eyes, "why should I suffer??" β
"It's ...... too," Nie Canglong nodded, "I don't know about this kid Chuanxi." In the end, whether it will suffer a loss, I always feel that if Xiaoqing is so mixed up, this catastrophe, the eight achievements will become more complicated......"
"Complex is complicated. Anyway, if we have good intentions and good intentions to do bad things, that's forgivable......" The girl said nonchalantly.
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned and glanced at the girl. You're a man...... I don't even know what to say......"
"Then don't say anything......" the girl said, waving her hand.
"Master, are you still playing vegetarian??" Bai Susu came to the master's side. Whispered.
"What did I say you were doing??" Nie Canglong glanced at Bai Susu, "Hurry back to your seat, otherwise I will really beat you......"
"Master, it doesn't matter if you beat Susu, but don't beat our children to death......" Bai Susu pouted and said.
"Why are we kids??" A black line suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's brain, "Are you a fertility machine??" Once you have it?? β
"It's twice, if you haven't done it twice, then there's something wrong with Susu......," Bai Susu pouted and said.
"If you linger in front of me any longer, I'll beat the child off......" Nie Canglong made a fierce look and said fiercely.
"Ah......" When Bai Susu heard the old man say this, he immediately exclaimed in surprise and retracted himself back into the driver's seat.
"Little green snake, congratulations on becoming a father soon...... the girl glanced at the man playfully and teased.
"Comrade Qin Xiaojun, if I really become a father soon, you are in big trouble, do you know??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl viciously and said angrily.
"What's the matter with me??" The girl pouted and glanced at the man a little stupidly, "The child in Susu's belly is definitely not mine, because we are both women......"
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong was a little irritable, and said, if there was no end of this shijie, he would still be a student now, if he wanted to be a father or something, in his opinion, it was still a very distant thing, but now it seems that the possibility of becoming a father is still very large.
Just when Nie Canglong was struggling, Zhao Chuanxi also moved.
"Roar ......" Zhao Chuanxi looked up to the sky and roared angrily, and with a leap of his body, he jumped into the sky, like a sharp arrow, and rushed straight into the rolling thunderclouds.
Suddenly, countless thunderbolts and lightning rushed to him, making him look like a golden god.
"Don't say it, this Chuanxi is quite a gentleman......" Qin Xiaojun looked at the image of Zhao Chuanxi rushing into the thunderclouds, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Isn't it just a gentleman??" Nie Canglong was also a little dumbfounded, "If you have a camera, take a picture of his current image, and then post it on the Internet, you have to make people think of it as a ......god."
"Now, he's still a land fairy......" the girl pursed her lips and glanced at the man, "You say it with your own conscience." Are you still able to beat Chuanxi now?? β
"I can't beat him, he's too powerful......" Nie Canglong sighed.
"Huh??" Bai Susu suddenly exclaimed, "Master, are you telling the truth?" β
"Of course it's true......" Nie Canglong glanced at Bai Susu and said angrily.
"What should I do? In case that ugly monster bullies me again, I ......" Bai Susu's tears came down at that time.
"Then you can bear with it......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"I ......" Bai Susu pursed her little mouth aggrievedly, "In the future, can't I hide from that ugly monster??" β
"Okay......" Nie Canglong grinned, and a black line appeared on his brain, how could this little snake spirit be so naΓ―ve? ? She believes everything you say.
"Since you can't beat Chuanxi, you can't beat it. So what are you still stunned for?? Hurry up and tell Yuan Daxian and them about going......" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"What do I tell them?? I haven't heard of the ...... that revealed its shortness" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, and asked with some puzzlement.
"Say you can't beat Chuanxi, let them pester Chuanxi in the future, don't pester you......" The girl glanced at the man and said angrily.
"Then Suyun still can't hate me to death??" A cold sweat suddenly broke out on Nie Canglong's head.
"She hates you, that is, alone, but the Yuan Immortals ......" the girl pursed her lips, "It seems to be four at the moment." It's impossible to say how many there will be in the future......"
"Reasonable...... Nie Canglong nodded vigorously, "What you said makes a lot of sense, I'll try it with Chuanxi tonight." When the time comes, I'll lose a little bit, so everyone will definitely divert their attention from me when they see Chuanxi so powerful......"
"Master......" Bai Susu listened to the side. He blinked his eyes, "Can you beat the second master now?" β
"Can't beat ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Didn't I tell you just now??" Later, he was bullied. You're going to put up with it......"
"You stupid hat...... the girl gave Bai Susu a blank look, "You don't have a brain??" The second master only broke through to the land immortal after eating Neidan, so how did Neidan come about? ? Didn't your master beat it down?? β
"Oh......" Bai Susu immediately became happy, "It turns out that the master is teasing me, the master is really bad, or the master is the best......"
Sou......
There was a sound of breaking wind, and a blue lightning bolt came down from the clouds, followed the gap in the window, got into the car, and wrapped itself around the girl's wrist.
"Xiaoqing is back??" The girl gently stroked Xiaoqing's smooth body, "Could it be that this catastrophe is going to end so soon?" β
"Ang ......," Xiaoqing groaned a little aggrieved.
"It said that the second master didn't know what to do, so he had to fight the heavenly calamity, and it didn't care about him when it looked at Changqi......," Bai Susu hurriedly translated Xiaoqing's words for his master.
"Yes, we don't care about him, it's better to let him be killed by lightning......" The girl hurriedly comforted Xiaoqing's injured heart.
"Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing was happy when he heard his master's words, to be honest, Zhao Chuanxi's behavior was too angry, didn't you say that you just became a land immortal? ? What's the big deal?? Look at you, you dare to rush into the thunderclouds, and let the thunder kill you deserve it.
"I said, can you stop cursing people to spread happiness??" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's brain, "This heavenly tribulation is consciously controlled, if I hear you say this, eighty percent of them think that Chuanxi has done something hurtful to the heavens and reason, maybe he will increase the energy output......"
"Increasing the energy output, can you chop him to death??" The girl asked, blinking her eyes.
"Well, it shouldn't be, right?? How can you say that it is also an immortal......" Nie Canglong was a little undecided, anyway, the thundercloud in the sky, if it was replaced by him, there would definitely be no problem, and he should be able to hold it up if he wanted to come to Chuanxi.
"Isn't this the end of it?? Anyway, he can hold it up, so that he can be tortured a little more...... No, it's tempering, which can be good for his health......" The corners of the girl's mouth curled slightly, revealing a smug smile, "I've heard, this thunder and lightning is very good for tempering the body......"
"It's good for refining the body, I quite agree with this...... Nie Canglong nodded, "You say, I used to read novels." When it is said that it is a tribulation, it is necessary to find a place where no one is around, so as not to suddenly have someone come in and make the power of the catastrophe greater, but you see, so many of us are here, and there are quite a lot of half-step immortals, how can this just split the joy and not split others?? β
"You know it's a novel, and it's all made up, and I've heard of anyone who has done something bad. Let the sky thunder and split, but I have never heard of the wrong person......" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Why didn't you make the wrong split??" Nie Canglong was immediately unconvinced, "Those time-traveling novels, how many of them are immortals who got drunk and then split the wrong person, zuihou let the victim cross in order to cover up his mistakes??" β
"You know it's a novel, and a novel is made up. There's no factual basis at all, you don't always talk about novels, okay?? The girl gave the man an angry look and said.
"Art comes from life......" Nie Canglong suddenly said such a very profound sentence.
"Is it also called art in a novel? Is that good for fast food? Tell you. Sister reads fantasy novels, and she never reads them a second time......" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Don't you read that kind of novel??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.
"You're looking for death, aren't you??" The girl's little face immediately turned red. A pair of beautiful eyes that seemed to be about to erupt fire looked directly at the man, "If you are looking for death, just say it." Grandma will give you a ride......"
"Master, don't kill the master......" Bai Susu suddenly exclaimed, looking at the master pitifully with a pair of beautiful eyes.
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing glanced at Bai Susu angrily, and groaned a few times hurriedly.
"I see...... Bai Susu was immediately relieved, "It seems that I am still not mature enough......"
"What did it say??" The girl looked at Bai Susu in surprise and asked.
"It said that I was stupid, and that the master was reluctant...... Bai Susu's little face turned a little red, and he said with some shame.
"I didn't expect this little long worm to be quite knowledgeable...... Nie Canglong glanced at Xiaoqing in some surprise, and then winked at the girl with an ambiguous expression.
"Little Qing......" The girl's little face turned red at that time, and a pair of beautiful eyes glared at the little green dragon on her wrist, "You really disappointed me......"
"Angang......" Xiaoqing looked at the master not to be outdone, and groaned aggrievedly.
"It said, if you were willing, I bit him at the beginning, wouldn't you not give him the antidote??" Bai Susu hurriedly translated Xiaoqing's meaning to his master.
"I ......" the girl gave Xiaoqing a blank look, "If you don't give him the antidote, then you will die, and after the person dies, the police uncle of the Public Security Bureau will not arrest me and go to jail??" I'm your guardian......"
"Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing moaned softly twice unconvinced.
"It said, then you weishenme look going?? And turned their old bottom out from the?? Bai Susu hurriedly translated.
"Know yourself and know your opponent, you won't ......be defeated in a hundred battles," the girl glared at Xiaoqing angrily, "Eliminate a bad guy, naturally you have to know all his things, you have been with me for so many years, why don't you even know this??" Xiaoqing, you disappointed me so much, you know?? β
"Ang Ang Ang ......" Xiaoqing heard the master's words, and immediately became even more unconvinced, and groaned sharply to the master.
"It says that since the bad guys are going to be eliminated, weishenme even needs to ask how old the bad guys are still wetting the bed??" Bai Susu was translating, and there was a hint of puzzlement on his little face, "Master, what is bedwetting?" β
"Xiaojun, I strongly recommend that you pinch this little long worm to death who dares to commit crimes, it is really too hateful......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with an angry face, "If you don't pinch it to death, it's not enough to show your supreme majesty......"
"Get out of ......" The girl glared at the man, and then looked at Xiaoqing with a strange look, "Xiaoqing, you know too much, it makes me a little scared, so I decided to repair you and let you know that you can only bully your sister, but you can't bully your sister......"
"Ang ......" Xiaoqing twisted his body, let out a long groan, and then stabbed his son, and got into his master's clothes and never came out again.
"Xiaoqing......" The girl put her hand into her clothes to catch Xiaoqing out, "Do you think you can hide??" You're so naΓ―ve......"
grabbed it, didn't catch it, Xiaoqing had already fled elsewhere before the master's hand grabbed him.
"Hey......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "and dare to play peek-a-boo with me??" With that, he continued to grab Xiaoqing.
The second grasp, or not caught, Xiaoqing's speed is definitely not comparable to a girl.
"Xiaoqing......" The girl suddenly became a little crazy, "I can warn you, if you don't let me catch it, you will be miserable, you know??" As he spoke, the little hand grabbed Xiaoqing again.
Three catches, still not caught, Xiaoqing is not stupid, on the contrary, I have been with the master for a long time, and the master's ghost spirit is strong, and I have already learned ten out of ten.
"Xiaoqing......" The girl immediately screamed angrily, "You're finished, I tell you, from now on, I don't like you anymore......"
"Jun, you don't like it anymore?? This is really good......" Nie Canglong immediately cheered, "How is it??" Do you need me to catch it for you?? As long as I make a move, it won't run......"
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