I remember that someone once set up funny charging items on Taobao: writing homework, bullying classmates, and beating teachers......

Among them, the part of the substitute teacher clearly wrote: 200 yuan for female teachers, 300 yuan for male teachers, and physical education teachers are exempt from talking.

As long as you meet Mr. Li Dayong, who teaches us physical education, you will know that Weishenme physical education teacher is not to talk.

Li Dayong is thirty or forty years old, tall and strong, and wears a hurdle vest all day long in the summer to highlight his bronzed muscles.

Unlike the head teacher, Mr. Yu, Li Dayong is not so afraid of me, I am just an ordinary student with better physical fitness than Haode to him. The job of the sports committee does not require you to have much academic performance, as long as you can suppress the students below and have a loud voice.

After the physical education class began, Li Dayong beckoned me to the front of the queue and briefly explained to me and everyone, even if I was officially taking office.

The first time I was given a simple task: lead the team to run laps, take the boys around the school building four times, and then I can move freely.

The girls asked Xiong Yaoyue to supervise everyone to practice the 100-meter round-trip run, Xiong Yaoyue took the stopwatch given to her by the physical education teacher, and proudly shouted the password to the slow classmates like an Olympic coach:

"Gong Caicai, what about you! Slow as a turtle! What are you going to do when the bad guys come! ”

I thought that so many people were against me as a sports committee, and once I started directing everyone, I would encounter a lot of non-violent non-cooperation actions, but probably because they were afraid that I would use violence, so on the whole, they were honest and ran neatly and neatly according to my commands.

Niu Shili, who followed closely behind me, was no exception.

However, his expression is very serious, as if he is ready to go to war at any time, if I do something that does not conform to the identity of the sports committee, he will definitely question me on behalf of everyone, right?

Father-in-law Cao suddenly shouted at the back of the line: "Master, master!" When we get to the girls' neighborhood, let's run slower! ”

Can a girl's run make you YY? I can't stand you.

So I asked for everyone's opinions: "Does anyone support Gonggong Cao?" Without support, our running speed will not change! ”

The team was silent for a while, and for a while they could only hear the sound of sneakers falling on the concrete floor, and finally a stumbling voice said:

"Body...... Athletic committee, this seems to be a good idea......"

With the first one to speak, the others also gained courage and said nonsense:

"Yes, yes! The physical education teacher only said that we should run laps, but did not say when it was fast and when it was slow! Slow down when you can see girls, and hurry up when you can't see girls! Still a little bit of motivation......"

"Good, great idea! As the saying goes: one article and one martial arts, there is a way to relax, men and women are matched, and they are not tired of work! ”

Your sister! It's just a bunch of hungry ghosts, and you still drag the text to me!? And finally my new official took office and planned to implement the **, but the voting result turned out to be so one-sided?

No wonder when I discussed the ** issue with my father, my father said that the principle of minority obeying the majority does not always apply, because according to that principle, gang rape is completely innocent.

However, it was difficult to disobey, so I had to deliberately slow down my pace when approaching the girls' practice venue.

Just in time for Gong Caicai, who was out of breath and was forced to run a few times by Xiong Yaoyue, the "ru shaking" caused by her choppy chest really made the boys' team too addicted, and some people whistled recklessly.

"Don't blow the whistle!" Father-in-law Cao has never been so upright in physical education class, I am afraid that it is because I am a member of the sports committee, and he feels that he can be a fox and a tiger.

"My master showed everyone the benefits on the first day he was a sports committee, which was a risk! Take it easy, too! After a while, the squad leader got angry, and the unlucky one wasn't my master? ”

The boys in the team didn't snort resignedly, but their eyes staring at Gong Caicai's chest didn't turn away for a moment.

Niu Shili behind me didn't look good.

In the past, when there was no men's sports committee, he often led the circle, and because of the close height, I would usually be right next to him, but now the order is reversed.

Deliberately slowing down to peep at the girl's behavior, he doesn't support it from the bottom of his heart, but it's not my idea, it's the result of all the boys' vote, and if he wants to speak out against me, he has to be prepared to be the enemy of all the boys.

And I don't believe that you didn't glance at Gong Caicai's chest from beginning to end, and even a Spartan like me couldn't hold back, do you have this awareness?

So Niu Shili didn't say anything, and entered the strange cycle of "fast-slow-fast" with everyone.

During a certain lap, the heroic posture of the squad leader running back and forth attracted everyone's attention.

Shusha was wearing a very thin tracksuit, with a standard running posture and long hair pulled almost in a straight line behind her.

"Squad leader, you're not bad!" Xiong Yaoyue happily went up and patted the squad leader on the back, "You're about to catch up with me at this speed!" Run again! One more run might even break your previous record! ”

The squad leader, who had just run and had a slightly flushed cheek, borrowed the stopwatch and looked at it, "I've already broken my own record, isn't this 0.1 seconds less than last time?" ”

"Really?" Xiong Yaoyue scratched the back of her head heartlessly, "I forgot, I forgot!" Squad leader, you're so desperate! You are running so fast, do you want to become a traffic policeman, and you can easily catch up with illegal vehicles? ”

The squad leader's face was full of black lines: "I want to be a criminal policeman, not a traffic policeman." ”

"Anyway, there's a police word! Why are you bullying me for having a bad memory! Xiong Yaoyue pursed her lips, ran to Gong Caicai, who was sitting by the flower bed and resting, and shouted at her with her waist crossed:

"Miss, get up! It's your worst grades, aren't you ashamed! Come again and again! ”

Gong Caicai whined and made a look of wanting to cry, Xiong Yaoyue didn't see it well, and hurriedly frowned and comforted:

"Okay, okay, I won't let you run, don't cry, if you cry again, the squad leader should scold me, and you are not the worst in the class, Ren Xiaoqin never participated in physical education class, and she fainted at the flag-raising ceremony, she should be weaker than you...... Give full play to the spirit of Ah Q! There are worse than you! Are you feeling better? ”

As Xiong Yaoyue said, Xiaoqin sits alone in the classroom every time she has physical education class. I looked up and saw her greeting me at the back window, and she was happy to see me sweating through her youth.

Anyway, I must have taken advantage of my absence to sit in my seat!

On more than one occasion, when I returned to class from PE class, I found Qin asleep on my desk, sometimes with my tracksuit under her arm.

"Give me back your tracksuits! And if you want to sleep, sleep in your own place! ”

At this time, Xiaoqin always hugged my sportswear tightly, looking very reluctant.

"Ye Lin's clothes have a soothing fragrance that can help me sleep! And since it's a childhood sweetheart and a lover's relationship, what's the relationship with the 'table'! ”

I admit that Xiaoqin's level of brain damage is indeed among the best in the class, but to say that she is not physically strong, I disagree with it a hundred times.

One day, Xiong Yaoyue discovered Xiaoqin's true strength, she must be shocked, right?

At this time, it was the turn of the loudspeaker to run back and forth, although she was strong, her running speed was very average, and she made a lot of movement with every step.

Xiong Yaoyue pointed to the clumsy appearance of the loudspeaker and said, "Hahahahahaha, there is an earthquake!" Godzilla is coming, everyone run!! ”

The big horn is not a good man and a woman, she glared at her, chasing Xiong Yaoyue and about to perform the lobster star stunt.

Xiong Yaoyue made a very frightened expression, ran lightly, and deliberately put the loudspeaker in a position where he could touch him if he took another step, but he couldn't touch it anyway.

The big horn chased half a lap on the playground and finally gave up, Xiong Yaoyue ran out of state, she ran more than half a lap by herself, and then ran directly to the boys' team, running side by side with me, and the speed did not fall behind at all.

"Hey!" She turned her head to me, "How did it feel to lead the team on the first day?" ”

In the summer, Xiong Yaoyue's standard equipment is a short shirt and hot pants, and her two bare thighs make people blush when they look at it up close. A tiny amount of sweat covered her wheat-colored skin, shining in the sun.

She always smiled happily for some reason, so that others could clearly see the two little tiger teeth in her mouth.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! What are you shy! ”

She threw me a familiar punch in the shoulder, and the boys erupted in laughter.

"Laugh ass!" Xiong Yaoyue said, "If you laugh again, I will reward you with a kick each!" Don't think that with the Men's Sports Committee, you can rebel! ”

While trying to keep the pace of the boys' team steady, I said to Xiong Yaoyue a little embarrassed:

"Bear-san ......"

"You're the bear!" Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "Don't call me Classmate Xiong!" You can pick these names at will, Yaoyao Yueyue or something, in short, you are not allowed to call me Xiong, and you are not allowed to call me by my full name! ”

Someone at the back of the line interjected: "Girls call her Little Bear a lot, and boys generally call her Yueyue......"

Xiong Yaoyue had a somewhat confused look on her face, "Yaoyao's name is also very nice, why doesn't anyone call me that?" ”

As soon as she mentioned this, I unconsciously aimed at her chest, no way, Yaoyao, the otaku god and goddess in Taiwan back then, the one with the advertising line "kill a lot", is to impress people with a pair of hot breasts.

As for Xiong Yaoyue's breasts, although she ran up and down like a jumping rabbit, she didn't reach Yaoyao's realm (slightly inferior to the squad leader), so it is natural for the boys to call Yaoyao no matter what you call her.

"Then I call you Yueyue?" I use a negotiating tone.

"Okay!" She replied cheerfully, "It's negotiable if you don't call me my full name!" By the way, you are now a sports committee, and in the future, when you go to the sports room to get equipment, it will be your turn to contribute more! ”

"In the past, when I went to get those heavy things, I could only grab boys to help, and catch a few boys counted, you boys are still very lazy, sneaking and playing tricks...... This life will be yours from now on! I'm liberated! hahahahaha

She laughed like honey and sped away.

The phone I bought online also had a phone card, but it arrived quickly.