Even an iron-blooded man like me, during the recess the next day, in order to take out the ugly new mobile phone from his trouser pocket and put it on the table, he made up his mind no less than Jing Ke to assassinate the King of Qin.

The color matching is like blood in, and the large volume can be used as a brick to shoot people.

The custom Android system is very weird, and there are a lot of built-in apps that look very suspicious, so in order to avoid a deduction trap, I uninstalled more than half of them first.

When it was my turn to have an app called "Entertainment Games for Women", I clicked on it out of curiosity, and it turned out to be a rough black 'interface', with the text at the top saying "Please select mode", and there were three options from top to bottom:

Continuous-alternating-random, what does that mean? Aren't the games that women like to play the ones with gorgeous interfaces and simple operations? What kind of fuss do you want to make with this DOS-like black interface!

I frowned and selected the "Continuous" option, and the text on the interface changed - please select the intensity:

Heartbeat-blush-fainting, I wondered even more, and clicked on the strangest "syncope", but after waiting for a long time, there was no follow-up interface that jumped out, as if it was dead.

"What a app this is! What a rotten phone! "I was about to scold the owner of the digital store for actually killing him, but I noticed that my desk seemed to be vibrating.

Nima has an earthquake! There has never been an earthquake in Dongshan City! Isn't the end of Shijie in 2012 over? Now suddenly kill a carbine!

Suddenly, I realized that it was not my desk that was shaking, but the copycat machine in my hand, which was shaking like crazy.

I suddenly realized, ashamed and anxious, you are a vibrator! And the vibration intensity is at least 100,000 horsepower! Or say "syncope"? I think you can kill people, okay! Even if my family owns an adult store, you don't need to sell me a mobile phone!

Seeing Xiaoqin walking back from the outside of the classroom with the loudspeaker, I hurriedly put the vibrating mobile phone into my trouser pocket and walked to the less crowded place in the corridor.

Putting it in your trouser pocket may not be a very wise choice, as we all know that a teenager's trouser pocket is a sensitive position, and it is very rude for a girl to put her hand in, as is a mobile phone that vibrates too much.

Nima: Isn't this just a "women's entertainment game"? I'm almost "entertained" by you, a male!

Sitting on the windowsill in the hallway, I finally closed the app, and just as I wanted to catch my breath, my phone vibrated again.

Nima wants to scare her dad to death! Is it really a "random" shock? This is not actually a mobile phone, but a vibrator disguised as a mobile phone! What kind of heroine would dare to use this mobile phone-type vibrator! It has to be a real warrior! And this size ...... Digital store owner, you have too much taste!

However, the shaking quickly stopped on its own, and when I looked closely, it turned out that someone had sent a text message.

It must be an advertisement, right? I'm pure white and immaculate (?) The mobile phone was defiled by advertising text messages! Because my dad was drunk for a few days, even he didn't know my mobile phone number!

I was bored and read the content of the text message, but it was not an advertisement, but a special notice sent by Commissioner Wang of the Yuntong black card (God knows where they got my mobile phone number).

There is no suspense, the Yuntong black card that Amy gave me, the permission was suspended, and now it is no different from a waste card, and it can only keep its titanium card face to bluff people.

It was completely unexpected, and she couldn't have said that she was going to make it impossible for us to live while making me have a credit card that could be overdrawn indefinitely.

However, Commissioner Wang's tone in the text message was very polite, first saying "Although the time is very short, you are still our high-quality customer", and then said, "If you need the service of Amex again in the future, please contact me".

What a courtesy! It's impeccable polite! But when will I be able to "need Amex services again"? Isn't it that even Amy herself is not fully qualified to be invited to the Express Black Card, but has seen Ai Shuqiao's face? Will I, a 14-year-old boy with a yellow brick copycat machine, be eligible for an invitation one day?

suddenly recalled what Ai Shuqiao said on the phone: "You can't earn this money in your life!" ”

Anger rises from the heart, and evil grows to the guts.

Why do you say that about me? Even if I really don't have any talent for making money, can you look down on me like this? Sex toy stores do not sound as glamorous as brokerage companies, but they are also an entertainment industry! We can also be regarded as entertaining all kinds of men and women who feel miserable in life with our own products!

And according to Amy's testimony, Amy, you guys have used vibrators yourself! Isn't it in that drawer under the pistol! Why do you look down on me, you can't lead by example as a parent!

The pride in his heart suddenly rose, and he directly called Commissioner Wang.

Commissioner Wang was a little surprised to receive my call, but still extended a polite greeting to me.

"Mr. Ye, is there anything I can do for you?"

I always felt that what he meant was that I had lost my black card privileges and was no longer qualified to ask him to serve me.

But I'm not here to mourn my credit card with no overdraft limit, which is not my thing, and instead of regretting that it was cancelled, I am a little glad that I have not become dependent on it everywhere and become a maggot who only uses money to solve problems, and only has money in his eyes.

I asked Commissioner Wang about how much money I had withdrawn from this Amex black card.

Since Ai Shuqiao is responsible for repaying this card, that is to say, the money I used to buy a bra for Xiaoqin, the money allocated to Cao's father-in-law to buy back the PS photos, and the money for the insurance company personnel to come forward to help Brother Gang pay for the medical bills are actually from Ai Shuqiao.

Some people may think that Ai Shuqiao is my biological mother, and I should spend her money as a matter of course.

Or some people think that since they have become enemies with the other party, they will be happy to spend the enemy's money.

But I don't want to owe her a penny, and though it may not be a big deal to her, I don't allow her to look at me with charity—never!

Once when my father was drunk, he once revealed that Ai Shuqiao had planned to beat me off after accidentally conceiving me, because it was found too late, and having an abortion would have a bad effect on my mother, so I gave up with hatred.

By the way, I was born with a very low weight, like a malnourished monkey, which also made me thin throughout my childhood, giving Little Overlord a great opportunity to bully me.

It is precisely because there is no affection between me and Ai Shuqiao, and my life comes from some kind of "charity" from her, so I will not accept her charity anymore, and I will return the money I spent to her, as a sign that I am grateful to her.

Maybe it was influenced by the martial arts TV series, and he was subconsciously imitating Qiao Feng vs. Juxianzhuang and drinking righteous wine with everyone, right?

Although I felt strange, Commissioner Wang still answered my question, and the expenses I have incurred on the Amex black card these days are about 20,000 yuan.

"So much!" I blurted out, and soon regretted that I couldn't hold my breath, "Yes...... It's RMB, right? ”

"It's in RMB," Commissioner Wang said patiently, "but all the fees have been paid off by Ms. Ai Shuqiao, so you don't have to worry about it." ”

When he heard that I was going to return this part of the money to Ai Shuqiao, Commissioner Wang couldn't maintain his usual calm anymore, he must have thought I was an SB, right?

SB is SB, I want to be an SB who doesn't owe others, and most of the 20,000 yuan is spent on treating Brother Gang's illness, I don't think it's been wronged.

"Mr. Ye, I don't understand what you mean......" Commissioner Wang hasn't come back to his senses yet.

"Commissioner Wang, you don't have to understand what I mean, even I don't know what I mean. Anyway, if I have saved enough 20,000 yuan, can you help me return the money to Ai Shuqiao? ”

"Yes...... Yes, we can handle it together with the credit card tax refund, which will be reflected on the receipt......"

Regardless of whether Ai Shuqiao will look carefully at the tax refund slips, I always feel that if I can save enough money, it will not only prove that I have the ability to make money, but also give her a letter of war.

Of course, when I calm down, 20,000 dollars is nothing to Shukyo and Amy, but to me it is a bit of an astronomical amount.

But I didn't set a deadline for myself anyway, and shouldn't men be themselves? Where is the motivation without spurs?

After finishing the conversation with Commissioner Wang, I applied for a network package for my mobile phone in the shortest possible time, and also installed the Taobao online store version of the client, which was very ambitious, just wait until the podium is replaced by a class teacher or a political teacher, and I can officially open!

Despite all the efforts to hide, Qin found my ugly phone blocking behind my politics textbook.

She immediately put on an expression of Liu Hulan's heroic righteousness.

"Although、Although it's so ugly and ugly...... But I will definitely buy the same one as Ye Lin! ”