"Is this the voice of the Jade Emperor? Is the Jade Emperor coming? When the Queen Mother heard the voice of the Jade Emperor in the Qiankun Mirror, her surprise was mixed with a hint of panic.

At this time, the person she wants to see most may be the Jade Emperor, because she may die in the gourd of funds; At this time, the last person she wants to see may be the Jade Emperor, because she doesn't want the Jade Emperor to see her so down.

"Queen Mother, she doesn't know love, Chang'e, jump down~" The voice of the Jade Emperor forgot his feelings came from the Qiankun mirror, like a male cat who was locked in a cage and made a spring saw helloKitty.

The Queen Mother was stunned, the moment she heard the cat meow.

may be her own delusion, Rulan seems to see a trace of despair in the eyes of the queen mother,

Not believing her eyes, Rulan noticed that there were a little tears in the queen mother's eyes.

"Godmother~" Rulan cautiously faced this queen mother who was completely different from her impression.

The queen mother came back to her senses suddenly, quickly turned around to avoid Rulan's gaze, and wiped her eyes and sniffed a few times with her sleeves in a panic.

At that moment, in Rulan's heart, the eternal strong woman, the representative of the tigress, the Queen Mother, changed.

Rulan finally knew that no matter how strong a woman was, she was just a woman, and the current queen mother was no different from ordinary women, just a little more stubborn.

She, too, will hurt.

The Queen Mother's tears were already filling her eyes.

Rulan's heart ached, if the Jade Emperor was in front of her, she would definitely slap him twice, scolding him for being the number one negative person in heaven and earth, compared to him, Chen Shimei and Li Jia are all good men of the Gu family.

The Queen Mother held her head too high to hold back her tears.

Rulan's heart hurt again, she swore that in the future, who would say that the Queen Mother was a tigress, she was the first to rush up and slap the cheap-mouthed person twice, and whoever said that the Queen Mother didn't understand love, she would fight with that person!

"Niu Shuzhu, let us out, or I will hate you for the rest of my life." Rulan's heart was cold, and her words were even colder.

She spread her resentment to all male creatures, and also took advantage of this to divert her attention, giving the Queen Mother time to wipe away her tears, so that the Queen Mother could retain a little dignity.

"Rulan, don't ask him." Whether she can get out at this moment seems to matter to the Queen Mother.

"You're going to kill me." The road of the cow bolt pillar is difficult.

"I swear I won't kill you, or I'll be a dog forever." Rulan told herself that she wanted to save the queen mother, and at this moment her desire to protect the queen mother was extremely strong.

"You won't kill me, Queen Mother?"

Rulan looked at the Queen Mother pleadingly.

With a light sigh, the Queen Mother wanted to go out to see what the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e was, at least she could make herself die.

"I won't kill you either, or I'll die without a place to bury." The Queen Mother's vows are even more poisonous.

"Okay, the oath of the immortals will be recorded, it will not be violated, can we be released?"

Niu Xuanzhu confirmed Rulan's words from the immortal pet, and his heart finally settled down.

"There's one more question."

"Still have questions? If you fool us, I won't let you go! Rulan's patience is running out.

"Don't be angry, old question - how to put it?"

Rulan was already ready to go crazy, but she was choked by this sentence and had to swallow the scolding words back into her stomach.

"Ding Bang Bang Dong Bell ~" The Queen Mother said the incantation.

"Ding Bang Dong Bang, Gourd Baby~" This spell is too familiar to Niu Shuzhu.

Rulan and the Queen Mother finally rolled out of the purple gourd.

"Ding Dong Bang, Gourd Baby~ Ding Dong Bang, Snoring~ Ding Dong Bang, Hu Bang~"

Niu Xuanzhu sang the feeling, and still sang non-stop, and added his own elements to the song - two hobbies of the evening.

Well, I'm also an original singer. Self-evaluation of cattle bolts.

The next moment, Rulan picked up the sky-turning seal that was thrown on the ground by the cow bolt pillar and covered her face, and the cow bolt pillar was printed all over her face.

"Oops, your words don't count, you swore an oath! It actually printed me with red paint, like a pig in the slaughterhouse, which makes me see people. "The ox bolted the pillar and scurried all over the house with his head in his hands.

"I swore not to kill you, did I say I wouldn't beat you?"

Looking at the enemy who was running up and jumping around, Rulan's sky-turning seal came out of her hand and smashed a big bag on the head of the cow bolt pillar.

"It hurts, I said I didn't mean to."

Rulan searched around, and picked up the vajra and the Shenxing flying sword.

"Grandma Rulan, these two things can't be thrown around, I'm going to die easily, you be careful to be a dog."

Rulan looked at the cold light of the flying sword, felt that what Niu Xuanzhu said was very reasonable, and put the two murder weapons back on the ground.

"Come here."

"What for?"

"Can't get over?" Rulan made a gesture to take the flying sword.

"Isn't that coming?" Niu Zhuzhu had already come to Rulan with a smile.

"Squat."

"Okay."

"Put your head in your hands."

"I'm familiar with this action."

A punch and kick.

There was a ghost crying wolf howling.

In fact, when Rulan asked Niu Shuzhu to hold his head in both hands, the eldest brother knew what Rulan wanted to do, but not only did he not hate Rulan, but he felt that Rulan was very considerate and distressed, because when others beat him up before, they didn't give him time to pose well.

Because the experience of being beaten is too rich, almost throughout the first half of his life, he also knows how to ensure that the other party is angry and at the same time try to make himself less beaten, that is.

Desperately howling.

"Ah~beat~Oh mom~It hurts me to pull~ Grandma Rulan, little ancestor, beat, beat~"

The screams made Rulan's body and mind extremely satisfied, although she hadn't stopped yet, the force in her hands had been significantly lighter.

Rulan, who was sweating fragrantly, suddenly thought of the Queen Mother, and felt that the Queen Mother seemed to have not spoken since she came out of the gourd, so she quickly stopped her hand and searched around with her worried eyes.

Niu Zhuzhu, who was beaten out of onion juice and countless small coconut shell bulges, felt that Rulan had finally stopped, so he also tentatively lowered his arms to protect his head a little and looked out with his eyes.

The eyes of a pair of happy enemies found the Queen Mother almost at the same time.

A woman who is holding a Qiankun mirror and sitting in a daze on a pile of magic weapons.

"Queen Mother, she doesn't know love~"

The Queen Mother gently touched the playback button of the Qiankun Mirror with her hand.

"Queen Mother, she doesn't know love~"

Replay.

"Queen Mother, she doesn't know love~"

Playback.

……

Rulan came to the side of the Queen Mother and sat down gently.

"Godmother, the Jade Emperor is just joking, maybe he doesn't think that way at all...... Don't take it too seriously. ”

"No, I didn't take it to heart, we haven't looked at each other well over the years, the two people in the nether world have only been together for a few decades, and the divorce rate is so high, not to mention that I have been with him for tens of thousands of years, I really don't even bother to look at it."

The Queen Mother's right hand unconsciously touched the pearl earrings on her earlobes, and with a slight movement, tears burst on her cheeks, creating two turbulent streams.

"Men don't have a good thing." Rulan glared at Niu Zhuzhu again.

Because of talking to Rulan and being busy wiping her tears, the queen mother didn't have time to press the playback button again, so that the plot in the Qiankun mirror could continue.

"Godmother, you see, Chang'e doesn't like the Jade Emperor at all, don't worry."

"Godmother, look, a guy with no clothes has jumped into the arms of the Jade Emperor!"

The Queen Mother looked at the Qiankun Mirror in astonishment, feeling a little disgusted, and this disgusting feeling diluted the sadness.

"Wow, this man's hands are really heavy, he deserves to hit hard." Rulan refueled the bullbolt column in the mirror.

"Xiexie, I knew you hated the Jade Emperor so much, so I would have given him two more strokes at that time." The cow bolt pillar came up at this time.

"It's got a fart affair with you...... Wrong! You mean, this naked man is you? ”

Rulan asked, while desperately comparing the cow bolt pillar with the mosaic murderer in the Qiankun mirror.

At this time, even the Queen Mother looked at the cow bolt pillar curiously.

"Of course it's me, are others as handsome and stylish as me? Do you want me to strip naked and give you a comparison? ”

"That's right, you're handsome and you have to play a mosaic, it is estimated that your face will directly belong to the restricted level in the nether, persuade you to wear a mask when you go out in the future, and the provincial police will see you and accuse you of obstructing the city, obstructing traffic, frightening children, and then arresting you back to Monkey Mountain in the zoo."

Rulan was ruthless in her mouth, forgetting that this appearance was designed by her own hands, and it was also the image of the perfect man in her own mind.

"Boy, come here." The Queen Mother stopped her tears and subconsciously touched her earrings again.

"What? Rulan had beaten me half to death just now, and I couldn't afford to beat me. ”

"You beat the Jade Emperor, if I don't cover you in this matter, you will definitely die." The Queen Mother said.

"That's not necessarily, I have so many magic weapons, a purple gold gourd will accept the two of you, I don't believe that the Jade Emperor Lao'er can do anything with me!" The bull bolt column has a hard mouth.

"The Jade Emperor has 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, can you collect them?"

Just then, there was a sound of footsteps outside.

"The Jade Emperor is here, then I'll see how capable you are." The Queen Mother said.

"Godmother is on top, and she is bowed by the cow bolt!"

In the Treasure Pavilion, I learned that the Jade Emperor brought people to the Niu Shuzhu knelt directly under the skirt of the Queen Mother, not only willing to be the minister under the skirt, but even willing to be the son of the skirt.