When the Jade Emperor received the report of the oath immortal official, he thought that the wish he had made to the meteor had finally come true.

If only the Queen Mother really had rabies. The Jade Emperor said in his heart.

For the first time, he calculated a hexagram for the queen mother, and the Jade Emperor was pleasantly surprised to see the warning of the little murderer from the hexagram.

The harm of the six animals, hurting the body and money, and being in prison, is not extremely Tailai.

Is this a reminder that I should take this opportunity to lock up the Queen Mother? Oops, providence, providence!

Although the zuihou of the hexagram is the main sentence "turning danger into relief, there is a blessing in the evil", but in the subconscious of the Jade Emperor, this meaning was deliberately ignored.

Counting that the Queen Mother was in the Treasure Pavilion, the Jade Emperor waved his arms and brought a group of immortals over like a dog team.

He had already calculated that as long as he moved fast enough, he could lock up the Queen Mother before the dinner party on the grounds of the source of infection, so that Chang'e could sit beside him at night, and then he would be able to enjoy the beautiful and delicious food.

The reason why the Jade Emperor brought so many immortals was because of two preparations.

If the Queen Mother does not get rabies, but goes berserk, she needs someone to cover her retreat; If the Queen Mother really has rabies, she has been afraid of dogs since she was a child, and she needs others to stand up for her.

What the Jade Emperor didn't expect was that the Queen Mother, Rulan and Niu Zhuzhu would actually wait for him at the door of the Treasure Pavilion.

Seeing that the Queen Mother seemed to know that she was coming, the Jade Emperor gasped, and had a vague premonition that it was not good, as if his dog-beating action this time was a little too impulsive.

Looking at the queen mother's face again, the Jade Emperor was even more bottomless, she used to be always fierce and angry, how did she suddenly change today...... It's getting so cold.

Did you fall for it?

"Why is the Jade Emperor so free? Bringing such a large group of people to the Treasure Pavilion, is it to give out year-end benefits? The Queen Mother preemptively spoke before the Jade Emperor spoke.

"Haha, the Queen Mother really knows how to tell jokes, my giant spirit has been an immortal for so many years, and I have never given out any benefits." The Djinn God blurted out.

This giant spirit god is also used to talking nonsense with other immortals, and unconsciously tells the truth, this fairy world is not unable to tell the truth, but the most taboo to say in front of the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor in the Heavens, the Emperor of the Nether, and even the boss of a company, these people are the ones who hear the truth the least.

When the giant spirit god knew that he had lost his words, the surrounding immortals had already consciously distanced themselves from him by two meters, and looked at him with stupid eyes.

The Giant Spirit God's eight-character eyebrows were immediately stretched to eight twenty, making his whole face appear as a standard "embarrassment", and he knew that what he had just said was tantamount to handing in a letter of application to join the "Eternal" operation.

The Jade Emperor was even more ruthless than the Giant Spirit God estimated, and he decided that after this matter was over, he would definitely copy the Giant Spirit God's Immortal Mansion directly, and use his family property to distribute benefits to other immortals - another clever plan to kill two birds with one stone.

But now, dealing with the Queen Mother is the Jade Emperor's top priority.

"This, of course not, I heard that the queen mother was sick, and the widow was so anxious that she brought all the immortals to visit the queen mother."

"Oh? That's really thanks, thank you Jade Emperor for remembering such a person as me, but I don't have anything at all, how can I say that I am sick? ”

The Jade Emperor's murderous gaze fell on the oath immortal official, and the latter was already trembling as if he had committed epilepsy, and he was about to kneel down and foam at the mouth.

"The queen mother is naturally very haode if she is fine, so I won't bother much." The Jade Emperor secretly shouted bad luck in his heart, so he prepared to retreat.

"No." The Queen Mother said coldly.

I didn't expect the Queen Mother to let herself go so easily this time, and the Jade Emperor almost couldn't believe his ears.

However, after only turning around and taking two steps, the Jade Emperor suddenly stopped again.

No, there seems to be something wrong.

Turn your head back.

"Hey, who are you?" The Jade Emperor pointed to the bull bolt pillar and said.

Why did the queen mother have such a little white face around her, fortunately, she didn't rub sand in her eyes and found out in time.

A little white face, no kind eyes. The old saying summed up by the Chinese is as accurate as Newton's three laws, and from the first glance of the Jade Emperor of the Niu Zhu Pillar, you know that it is by no means a good thing.

"Does it have anything to do with you?" The Queen Mother stubbornly refuted the Jade Emperor's words.

"Of course it matters, I'm in charge of the Three Realms, what doesn't matter to me? What's more, such a fresh face suddenly appeared in the fairy world, such a big thing, I can't even ask? ”

"He is Rulan's friend, and I asked Rulan to help me find someone who can make me happy and talk to me, so that I won't always worry about the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor will have more time to deal with serious things, isn't this exactly what you want?"

I didn't expect the Queen Mother to say it so explicitly, and the Jade Emperor's heart poured out a short-term thunderstorm, strong wind and local hail.

It's not good, there's a fire in the backyard, and I'll look in the mirror for a while to see if my head is green.

The Jade Emperor now really regrets that he actually brought so many audiences, and he has become an advanced individual who is ugly and publicized, and this thing is too 2B.

In fact, those viewers who are forced to watch this family farce are more entangled and uncomfortable, and if they can choose, they must be willing to sit comfortably on pins and needles than stand here.

Watching the Queen Mother bring a green hat to the Jade Emperor, the ticket price of this scene is definitely not cheap, don't think about it in the front row, burn incense if you don't die, the tickets in the back row are cheaper, it is estimated that you can still be a fairy, but you must be prepared to go bankrupt.

"Nonsense, when did I hope so much! I now suspect that this little white face has something to do with the criminal syndicate, and I will take him back for strict interrogation. The Jade Emperor said angrily.

"Do you say it's related?" The queen mother's tone is neither yin nor yang, like scraping the bones of the Jade Emperor, but it is by no means for healing.

"I have witnesses! Laojun, you said, it wasn't he who stole your elixir! "The Jade Emperor picked up the old gun of Taishang Laojun.

Niu Xuanzhu didn't know that this was the Jade Emperor who wanted to blame, and thought that the Jade Emperor had solved the case, and almost ran away, but fortunately, Taishang Laojun's words saved him in time.

"This, it looks a little similar, and it's a little unlike, bixia, when I went back, the Danfang had been stolen, I'm really not sure."

The gun he used actually released a dud, and the Jade Emperor almost choked Taishang Laojun's neck on the spot.

"Want to wronged people again? Do you want me to tell you a thing or two about your past and tell the immortals? "The Queen Mother directly threatened the Jade Emperor.

The Queen Mother didn't want the Jade Emperor to use other people as gunmen, and if the next shot went off, it would be difficult to handle, and the way to prevent the Jade Emperor from shooting was to let him raise his hand directly.

The Queen Mother wants to tell the secret of the Jade Emperor! The immortals who realized this collectively covered their ears.

The Jade Emperor's heart was broken: It's over, the Queen Mother actually turned her face with herself in front of so many immortals for this kid, there must be something wrong, and it hasn't been a day or two to see this relationship.

"My Jade Emperor has never wronged a good person!" The Jade Emperor is dead.

If the Jade Emperor knew how to read minds, he would definitely be able to hear the deafening voice in the hearts of the immortals behind him - "I'll go~".

Can the Jade Emperor read minds?

No.

So he still feels that what he used to do was seamless.

"Well, since you won't wronged a good person, and Lao Jun hasn't seen anyone who stole the pill, what else do you have to say?" The Queen Mother took the opportunity to force the Jade Emperor into a corner.

Has this queen mother recently attended a lawyer training class? Why are you so sharp-toothed? The Jade Emperor said in his heart.

"The fairy world has always been peaceful and prosperous, the road is not forgotten, the door is not closed at night, and he has never lost anything, but when this kid appeared, Lao Jun's Danfang was stolen, do you say he is the most suspicious? I'm going to arrest him and ask him clearly, what's not okay? "The Jade Emperor is strong.

"He's my person, there's no evidence, you don't want to take people away!" The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows.

Niu Xuanzhu glanced at the Queen Mother gratefully, and couldn't help but lean towards the Queen Mother's side.

"zhanzhu, what do you want to do! Where to go? The Jade Emperor shouted angrily.

"He's my godson, what's wrong with me?" The Queen Mother pulled the Ox Bolt by the arm into her bosom.

"You...... You ......" The Jade Emperor felt his breathing difficult, and his blood pressure soared.

"He, he once tried to attack me, I saw it with my own eyes, the evidence is conclusive, you can't cover him this time!" The Jade Emperor almost jumped to his feet and scolded the street, and when he said this, his mouth seemed to be filled with a watering can, irrigating a large piece of land in front of him.

The Jade Emperor must not know that this time he wanted to blame Niu Shuzhu for the two crimes he wanted to blame, but in fact, Niu Shuzhu deserved it.

And Niu Zhuzhu was scared into a cold sweat again.

"Attacking you? Are you the witness? The Queen Mother sneered.

"Yes, as the Jade Emperor, I will never lie."

"How about I add another piece of physical evidence to you?" The Queen Mother smashed a Qiankun mirror on the Jade Emperor's face.

This sneak attack came too suddenly, and the queen mother was angry and used all her strength and immortal methods, causing the Jade Emperor's dragon crown to be smashed off, and a red dividing line appeared in the middle of his face, and blood flowed out of his nostrils.

The Jade Emperor is really angry, he dares to be so arrogant about stealing men, he has never seen the Jade Emperor in charge of the Three Realms for so many years, I didn't expect this kind of thing that I didn't see the ancients before and didn't see the people who came after it actually happened to me, it's really my uncle can bear it, and my aunt can't bear it.

Unbuttoned his shirt, the Jade Emperor prepared to tear and tear with the Queen Mother on the spot, winning and losing.

In order to increase his confidence, the Jade Emperor looked around for a blade to take advantage of while undressing.

At this time, the Jade Emperor's afterglow saw the hidden weapon used by the Queen Mother to attack him, and when he looked down on the hidden weapon was the Qiankun Mirror, the man's enthusiasm and the resentment of being a turtle suddenly disappeared, and the whole person was stupid there.

He immediately remembered that he hadn't deleted the reckoning, and he suddenly understood that the queen mother weishenme was so heavy and so justifiable.

Thinking that his ugliness of molesting Chang'e might be made public at any time, the Jade Emperor had no ambition.

"How? Let everyone see the whole process of your dignified Jade Emperor's attack, if one side is not enough, there are still many Qiankun mirrors in this treasure pavilion, I will help you get it. ”

As she spoke, the Queen Mother turned around and entered the Treasure Pavilion.

"The queen mother stayed, it's my fault, it's my mistake, this benevolent brother is a talent, at first glance he is a good immortal, how can he be a bad person, it was all a joke just now, it doesn't matter how long this benevolent brother wants to stay in the fairy world, it's better to treat this place as his home, after all, your godson, that is, my godson, hahahaha."

The immortals secretly picked their fingers in their hearts: worthy of being the Jade Emperor, they can't bear what others can't bear, and they are really shameless to use a green hat as a top hat belt!

"Who is your godson, I only recognize my godmother, as for you, I may not agree to recognize me as a godfather."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was soft, Niu Zhuzhu's courage also strengthened, and with the principle of beating the water dog, he suddenly spoke amazingly.

His rebellious words angered the Jade Emperor, frightened the immortals, amused the Queen Mother, and flattered Rulan.

If you can shout "Ka" to freeze the picture, the expressions of the people at that time are simply the first spectacle in the world, even if you use the lowest painting skills and pigments to depict this, it must be more human than "Zuihou's Dinner".