Every time I use Berserker mode, I can't help but want to pee.

It is said that there is also a villain in "Fist of the Big Dipper", who wants to urinate every time he kills someone.

Am I a little perverted?

But the bladder was swollen uncomfortably, and there were no public toilets nearby.

Have the heart to solve it with the surging water of the Daning River.

I suddenly recalled that there seemed to be such a paragraph in the poem that my father often recited: "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River." I think of you every day and drink a river of water. ”

I might have made a mistake, right? But the meaning is almost the same.

There are people drinking this river water, and I pee here, isn't it a bit immoral!

Just solve it on the spot and pee on the pier!

If you face the piers, you can also add some fertilizer to the mushrooms and flowers below.

I kicked the unconscious little boss Jun aside - don't get in the way!

Besides, even if it's someone I hate, I don't want to pee on him.

Then there's no limit.

The sweatpants of the school uniform do not have zippers, so just take the pants off a little.

Well? Can't pee.

It's obviously uncomfortable to hold in the bladder.

The reason why I can't pee out is because I'm a little bit physiologically reactive.

I'm really a pervert.

It is said that some men have a physiological reaction when they fight.

Especially when the battle is won.

On closer inspection, it seems that the main reason for fights between males in animal shijie is to fight for the right to mate with females.

So I, the victor, had a physiological reaction.

Even if there are no females around, I still can't fight against the biological laws that have evolved over hundreds of thousands of years.

Sure enough, Berserker mode is an act of beasting oneself.

In the future, it is better to use it sparingly, lest your intelligence become lower and lower.

Ah, it's finally out!

It's so comfortable, so comfortable, it's worth it in this life.

Huh? My faucet is quite large today.

The sound of rushing water, under the cover of the surging water of the Daning River, is not particularly noticeable.

Just don't let people see me, I'm like a thief.

I don't often do this kind of thing like open defecation, and I don't want to go.

If there was a toilet within 500 meters of the neighborhood, I wouldn't do that if I were killed.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of bicycles coming from far and near.

At the same time, the bright light of a flashlight hit behind me.

This...... Could it be a film police officer patrolling the night?

Or is it a helper for the little ruffians?

I didn't have time to think about it, so I turned around and didn't lift my pants, because the water column of the faucet was still arcing in the air.

Whoever you are, it's just not right to scare me when I'm halfway through peeing!

You're just—the magic weapon.

Luckily, instead of being within range of me, the man straddled the bike, holding the handlebars in one hand and a flashlight in the other, looking at me from a distance.

I squinted my eyes to adjust to the light of the flashlight.

This person is wearing our school uniform.

My hair was black and long, so long that I was worried it would get into the wheels of my bicycle.

The face looked slightly pale in the moonlight.

His eyes lit up like a sniper.

Nima, isn't this the squad leader Shusha!

Why did you get here! I didn't hear your family lives around here! You're ghostly! Just because I pretend to have a toothache, you're always following me on my bike in the back! Why are you so vindictive!

Also, don't keep staring at my faucet!

If you like it, go home and see your brother's go!

I'd love to put it away right away, but the water in my bladder hasn't been drained yet!

And what's your reaction? Weishenme didn't cover her face and don't look away like other girls, shouting "Mommy has a hooligan", but stared at me with frowning eyes and looked at me like a paleontologist!

Look away! I don't have any scientific value at all!

It's over, and I show my nakedness in front of the girls in my class, which is already a deep perverted behavior.

If Shusha spreads the word about this, I won't have the face to see anyone. Even my dad won't forgive me.

But...... Squad leader, why don't you even look at you without dodging!

Is it because I saw your Photoshop nude photos, so I want to see mine too?

Bastard, you're not shy, I'm still shy!

Am I still afraid of you!

Thinking like this, I "snorted", and continued to release the water with a golden knife, and after the normal end, I also shook my faucet twice in a proud way.

The squad leader's expression was as if he had seen the ugliest thing on Shijie.

Cut, don't look ugly!

I lifted my pants and wasn't as nervous as I was before.

The squad leader didn't speak to me, but used the light of a flashlight to shine a few figures lying at my feet.

How? Is it someone who is looking for it? Could it be that there are people you know among these little ruffians? Seeing that you were serious when you were in school, accusing this and that of violating the law and discipline, did you end up making friends with bandits outside?

Could it be that among the few people I beat down, there is still your boyfriend?

The squad leader shone a flashlight on the ground, but he didn't seem to find the person he was looking for.

She finally opened her mouth and asked me, "Ye Lin, are you going to beat these people?" ”

The tone was cold and serious, as if she were my guardian.

I really want to say that I am learning from Lei Feng to act bravely, but as soon as I saw the squad leader's face full of distrust, I knew that what I said was also in vain.

"Hmph, no weishenme! It was just walking down the road that they gave me an extra look. ”

I replied with a sinister smile, Berserker mode had not faded yet, and you can imagine how scary my expression and tone were.

"One more look at you and you're beating people like this!?"

The squad leader had a distressed tone.

I tilted my head to give her a tacit acquiescence.

"You...... You violent maniac! ”

"Haha, well said! I'm a violent maniac! If anyone dares to look at me casually, it is light to lie down, and if he is in a bad mood when he encounters me, he will kill his whole family! ”

"You ......"

The squad leader was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"What are you? Huh? Squad leader, you've looked at me several times in such a long time! Aren't you afraid that I will ...... you?"

As I spoke, I stepped forward and made a gesture to catch her.

The squad leader pedaled on his bicycle and left.

The response was pretty fast.

The ride was in a hurry, and the long hair was floating behind him.

In order to get out of my clutches faster, I hunched over and rode my bike, accidentally exposing a piece of snow-white loin under my tracksuit.

Seeing the squad leader's posture of running for his life with all his strength, I smiled very proudly in the back.

couldn't help but chase two steps forward, deliberately stomped his feet to make a loud noise, and shouted loudly:

"I'm catching up!"

The squad leader was so excited that he almost fell off the saddle of his bicycle.

Finally, he composed, threw the flashlight into the basket as a headlight, and rode away.

The only female on the scene slipped away.

It's time for me to go home too.

My father always advised me not to fight with others all the time, saying that my grandson has a cloud: kill a thousand enemies, and lose 800 myself.

To be honest, my arm hurts a bit.

There may be a contusion.

If only I had Wolverine's claws.

If I use a weapon like a finger tiger or a stick, I won't hurt my hand every time.

But in the past, when Xiaobawang bullied me, he never used this kind of thing.

So I've always wanted to beat him with my bare hands.

I want to fight him again!

Looking at the five humming rubbish in the ground, I was so sad that I almost cried.

When I got home, I took a good shower.

Dad seemed to have subscribed to the latest Global Science magazine and was sitting at his desk intently reading.

I tiptoed to remove my dirty clothes and sneak out to the bathroom to take a shower before coming out, and he didn't even move at all, not noticing that I had been fighting.

Global Science is a well-known popular science magazine in Shijie, which has been written by more than 100 Nobel laureates, and was originally called Scientific American.

I thought to myself, what a scientific fart for Americans! Let's just talk about Amy, where is science from head to toe? I'll have to buy a Bible tomorrow and find someone to copy it!

"By the way, Dad, do we have a Bible in our house? Is that particularly unscientific thing? ”

I suddenly wanted to ask my father, who had a lot of books.

"Yes!"

Dad lifted his eyes from the magazine and looked at me curiously.

"Why Xiaolin, you also studied religion?"

"No, I'm not interested in religion, it's just a little useful all of a sudden—can you lend me it for a while?"

"Old Testament or New Testament? Ours is not a 2-in-1 version. ”

"As long as the Old Testament is good."

Amy made it clear that only the Old Testament of the Bible was needed.

"Weishenme don't look at the New Testament?" Dad frowned, "The God of the Old Testament is a bit overbearing and unreasonable!" ”

"Huh? Is the God of the New Testament reasonable? ”

"It's better than the Old Testament...... If you look at the Old Testament alone, the God in it doesn't like it in any way. ”

Dad seems to have mentioned before that the God of the Old Testament said that if you want to kill your son as a sacrifice, you will have to kill it, and let your wife and children die clean in order to test your loyalty, which is really a bad parent.

I always feel that Amy's mother only asked Amy to copy the Old Testament, and there are some hints in this regard.

Hinting to Amy: Disobedience will never end well.

He not only regarded his daughter as his private property, but also regarded himself as a high God.

Inexplicably began to hate Amy's mother.

Really, other people's mothers have nothing to do with me.

As a result, the Old Testament of the Bible at home is in traditional Chinese, and Amy's practice Jihua needs to copy 5 pages of the Simplified Chinese Bible and 5 pages of the Traditional Chinese Bible.

I'm going to have to buy a Simplified Bible tomorrow.

"Xiaolin, don't you know traditional Chinese characters?"

When my dad heard that I was going to buy the simplified version again, he was very puzzled.

Well, I do know traditional Chinese characters, because I also watched a lot of Hong Kong comics in rented bookstores in my early years. But if I were to write simplified Chinese in traditional Chinese characters, I would be prone to forgetting to write with a pen.

I don't know how others are, it's best to buy a copy of the Simplified Old Testament just in case.

I don't know if the bookstore near the school sells Bibles in addition to ginseng.

I'll try it tomorrow at noon.