【036】 The daily study of a young girl
It's Friday, and I have to find a substitute writer as soon as possible in order to get my practice grid book full by 10 p.m. on Saturday night.
This substitute writer should preferably be someone in our class, and his handwriting should be good-looking, and it is best to write for him until the East Window incident.
Although there are many boys who write better than me, Amy's mother can tell the difference between the writing style of boys and girls, it will be troublesome.
So I should find a female classmate who is in the same class as me, writes well, and can work together for a long time.
Celery seems to fit the bill perfectly.
But I don't want to develop any long-term relationship with her.
It's better to find someone else.
Who to look for?
Since the school uniform was washed, today I wore a dark gray casual dress with sneakers still under my feet.
I always tend to wear dark clothes, because I always feel as if I have more combat power when I wear dark clothes.
It is still necessary to run around Dongshan Lake three times before going to a street shop for breakfast.
The old man in the purple kung fu shirt is still practicing boxing by the lake, although he has white hair and white beard, I am afraid that he is 80 years old, but he is in good spirits and makes a tiger and a tiger.
What time did he wake up in the morning? Looks like I'm not diligent enough!
The old man looked at me and nodded at me.
Maybe I think that young people are all at home and surfing the Internet, and there are few people who come out to exercise like me, right?
Didn't meet celery.
She probably hasn't gotten my latest route information yet.
It turns out that she is not omnipotent, right? Or is there something inconvenient that is delayed?
When I came to the classroom, I found that Xiaoqin was already sitting in her place, with her head down and sorting out her textbooks.
I'm afraid of standing in the cold wind like yesterday, so did I come early?
Isn't this right, you should study hard at a young age, and it will be good to build the motherland when you grow up, why do you have to pester me?
I sat down in my chair, and Qin was startled to realize that I was coming.
She looked up at me, and immediately had a doomsday-like expression on her face.
"Ye, Ye Lin, you ......"
I was frightened by her expression and tone, and thought my face was rotten, so I subconsciously reached out and touched it.
"Y-Why aren't you wearing a school uniform!!"
Qin shouted.
"Huh? I don't care if I wear a school uniform or not? You're not a class cadre! ”
"But, but, if Ye Lin doesn't wear a school uniform, he won't be a couple with me!!"
Who's going to wear a couple outfit with you? And if you want to wear a couple outfit with others, you can choose from more than 400 people in the school! Why do you have an expression that I have abandoned!
Xiaoqin was very sad and stopped talking.
I suddenly noticed that both of her eyes were red.
"Hey, what's wrong with your eyes?"
Did you cry last night? But I didn't seem to bully her in particular yesterday, did I?
Hearing my expression of concern, Xiaoqin blushed flatteredly, put her index fingers together, and whispered:
"I'm sorry, I'm as red as a rabbit, classmate Ye Lin must be laughing at me in my heart, right? If only I had known that I wouldn't go out today and hide under the covers so that no one could see me......"
"Hiding under the covers will make your eyes worse, and you didn't say what's going on?"
Hearing that my tone was a little impatient, Xiaoqin shuddered, as if I would slap her husband like the domestic violence in some film and television dramas.
"I ...... I'm just because I want to make Ye Lin happy......"
"Huh? Why do you make my eyes red when I'm happy? ”
"Well, yesterday Ye Lin didn't lend me that comic book to study, I think Ye Lin should be embarrassed, right? It was my fault for embarrassing Ye Lin. ”
Xiaoqin said as she lowered her head.
"It's good to know what you're wrong, and don't do this kind of thing again in the future."
"Well, I won't trouble Ye Lin in the future, I will learn all kinds of knowledge by myself."
Huh? What do you mean by that? What kind of knowledge does it mean? What are you learning to make your eyes so red?
"I think that since Ye Lin likes that kind of comics, he must hope that his future girlfriend will be like in the comics...... Although I really wanted to learn from it, Ye Lin refused to lend it to me, so I had to look for something similar on the Internet......"
Looking for something similar online? Where can I find it? **? Are you a girl who also learns from others? I went to the yellow ** station all night, and the next day I told the male classmates, you are not ashamed!
As if not noticing that I was glaring at her in pain, Qin continued:
"I thought it would be easy to find, but I couldn't find it no matter how I looked for it."
Fortunately, it's okay, it seems that Xiaoqin is not particularly proficient in computers, if you can find Huang ** station casually, there won't be so many otaku asking for URLs in the QQ group.
"Alas, I haven't found anything after looking for a long time, and I think I'm so stupid! I'm so stupid, how can I please Ye Lin in the future! ”
No, you don't have to please me, I'm already satisfied if you don't kill me.
"So, I asked everyone on Baidu if they could help me."
Do you know with Baidu? Will anyone answer this kind of question as well?
"Here's what I wrote in the question: Hello everyone, my boyfriend is very, where can I go to learn more H knowledge to make him happy?"
Who's your boyfriend! Who's! Who would be happy that you learned H!
"I didn't think anyone would answer right away, but everyone turned out to be very positive."
I can probably imagine how hot this issue is.
"At the beginning, a few enthusiastic netizens left their QQ numbers and asked me to add them as friends, saying that they wanted to teach me H in person......"
Hurry up and refuse! That's a weird guy trying to trick you into video chatting with them! Maybe there's Director Cao's big loss in it!
"I thought their messages were in a strange tone, so I ignored them."
Fortunately, there is a little bit of basic common sense.
"Later, a few serious netizens left some URL......"
Serious fart! What's the intention of leaving a yellow ** address for girls! Anyway, did you really click in to see it!
"I finally pasted the URL in the right place, and then hit the enter key, thinking that now I don't need to trouble Ye Lin to teach me, and I can be self-taught."
Self-taught, your sister! What kind of talent do you want to become? Click on the top right corner of the page and turn off the page that eats away at teenagers!
"But I waited for a long time with my face on my face, and nothing came out of the page."
Is it a dead URL? Because the people's government cracked down very hard, the life cycle of the yellow ** station is generally very short.
And then ...... Then ......"
Xiaoqin has the expression of watching a horror movie.
"And then Mom's notebook suddenly made a weird noise!!"
Yes? Or steal my mother's notebook on it**! Aunt Ren knew that her daughter would do such a thing, and she would definitely cry secretly because of her failure in education, right?
"What the hell is this weird noise?"
To be honest, I'm a little curious.
"That's it...... It's like, there's a female ghost in the notebook......"
Yes? The headline of the news just now is still "The Flower Girl Peeks at the ** Dangerous Misstep", will it soon become a modern version of Liaozhai?
"I think the female ghost looks like it's in pain......"
"What's the method of suffering?"
"She screamed badly, very loudly, she should have been beaten......"
I had a vague feeling that something was wrong.
"While screaming loudly, he begged for mercy and said: Master, master......"
Nima don't say it! Isn't this an ad page that pops up often! First of all, a vulgar flash animation,And then with a woman's moan,Lure everyone to click in.,In fact, it's just a registration link for a two-force online game!
"The female ghost kept screaming, I was a little scared, and I wanted to close the webpage, but I didn't respond to any of the closures. I thought to myself, my mother's notebook might be broken......"
Poisoned, right? Because the unfilial daughter secretly used it to get on the **, she was poisoned, right? Aunt Ren's reputation as a sanda champion has ruined you!
"I've been repairing my mother's notebook for a long time, my eyes are red, and the batteries have been removed and haven't been repaired, and now as soon as I turn it on, many undressed women will pop up, and the female ghost is calling ......"
Well deserved! Let's see what you will do when Aunt Ren comes back! I'm going to spank you for punishing you bad girl!
The more Xiaoqin spoke, the more sad she became, and she looked at me with a pleading look.
"What should I do, classmate Ye Lin, my mother is coming home on Sunday, if my mother finds out that the notebook is full of that kind of thing, she will definitely scold me to death......"
Hey, isn't it spanking just by scolding? Seems a little confused?
"Although I just said that I didn't want to trouble Ye Lin, I, I'm already desperate...... Tomorrow is Saturday, can Ye Lin come to my house and help me exorcise the female ghost in the notebook? ”
Who's going to your house! And I'm not a Taoist priest, so I can't exorcise ghosts and catch demons! Besides, there is Amy's business on Saturday, so how busy can you come!
"I don't have time! And Aunt Ren's notebook must be a brand machine, right? You contact the after-sales staff, won't it help you repair? ”
Qin looked at me as if I had just abandoned her and the child in her womb.
"How, how? Let me show such a shameful notebook to the after-sales staff...... How will I see people in the future! Moreover, what if the after-sales staff sees that I am alone at home, and the laptop is infected with that virus, and as a result, they have malicious intentions to plot against me! ”
How can there be that kind of after-sales personnel? You think it's the plot of Japan's **! And your martial arts are so high, no matter if it's Asus or Lenovo who has bad intentions, Zuihou will be killed by you to break your neck!
"In short, if you don't go, you don't go!"
I must not go to Xiaoqin's house casually, maybe there is some trap waiting for me.
"But, but, if Ye Lin helps me fix the computer, I will return Optimus Prime to you!"