Chapter 42: The Pianpian Boy Became a Bird
"Lulala, lula, lula, lula, I love to take a bath and have a lot of bubbles......"
The fat bird was happily washing in the bathroom, and actually sang a bath song in his mouth.
Hearing that there was nothing unusual outside, Xia Xue walked out of the room with Qian Duoduo in her arms.
Qian Duoduo covered his ears and said, "The big hen sings so ugly!" ”
Xia Xue pulled Zhou Xiaolong to sit on the sofa, raised a finger and pointed to the bathroom, "Xiaolong, aren't you going to be a security guard?" Isn't it supposed to be on the night shift in the Dragon Tower today? What the hell is going on with that youkai?! ”
Taking advantage of the time for the big fat bird to take a bath, Zhou Xiaolong quickly told him what happened tonight.
Xia Xue heard it in a fog, but Xia Xue also understood that the fat bird didn't seem to be a monster, but a capable master.
However, I have never heard that a bird can become a master, and it is estimated that when he told Master Pu Songling about it, he didn't believe it, because there was no such bizarre episode in "Liao Zhai".
Zhou Xiaolong shook his head, "Auntie, you don't have to ask me, I don't know anything, in short, don't underestimate that bird, and don't offend that bird, that's right!! ”
Speaking of which, the sound of a hair dryer actually came from the bathroom, and a bird actually used a hair dryer, who would tell it, who would believe it?!
Zhou Xiaolong and Xia Xue looked at each other, their mouths wide open, and no one could speak.
At this moment, the door of the bathroom suddenly and slowly opened, and a large fat bird stepped out of it.
At this time, the fat bird is very different from the image of burying just now.
Before, the feathers all over the body were black, and there was a smell of burning, but now, the fat bird's whole body was shining, and each feather was as smooth as new, and the color was extremely bright.
The back and top of the head of the fat bird have red feathers, green and blue feathers on the wings, yellow feathers on the chest, and purple feathers on the tail.
All of these colors are so vivid that even a European fashion guru would have a hard time matching them.
However, when it grows on the body of a fat bird, it looks so harmonious, and it looks noble and classy.
Qian Duoduo's eyes were already wide, "Wow, what a beautiful feather!" ”
At this time, the corners of the fat bird's mouth showed a proud smile, squinted his small eyes, and slowly walked to the opposite side of Zhou Xiaolong and Xia Xue.
"Ahem, let's introduce myself first," the big fat bird cleared his throat and actually began to report to his home, "The name of the deity is Bai Zimo, a top master in the Xuanmen, usually likes to travel in the mountains and rivers, brave the rivers and lakes, chivalrous and righteous, and draw a sword to help each other when the road is uneven, a good person of the first class......"
"Haha, Duoduo knows you, you are the big hen who ate peanuts in the zoo before, it's you, Duoduo is not mistaken......"
The fat bird was bragging about himself with his chest folded, but he was broken by Qian Duoduo, and the fat bird was a little embarrassed.
The big fat bird was not happy now, and said to Qian Duoduo with his eyes: "You little fart, the deity is working in the zoo, and eating peanuts is also for work, can you manage it?" ”
"Huahua big hen, why are you so fierce, Duoduo didn't say the wrong thing...... "Qian Duoduo was a little aggrieved.
"Uh......" Fat Bird touched his chin with his wings, "Okay, okay, I'll admit, the deity did work at the zoo before, what's wrong, no?" Lying there and eating peanuts every day, in fact, that kind of life is also very good, very leisurely......"
Then, the big fat bird, who claimed to be Bai Zimo, jumped up, sat on the sofa, and talked about what happened.
It was on that day that Zhou Xiaolong and Xia Xue took Qian Duoduo to the zoo and happened to see a big fat parrot in the aviary.
At the same time, the big fat bird also noticed Zhou Xiaolong.
Because Fat Bird's previous life was indeed a master of Xuanmen, he saw from Zhou Xiaolong's aura that he was the same as himself, so he was very excited to meet at that time.
However, Fat Bird is not stupid, if he opened his mouth to call Zhou Xiaolong at that time, he would inevitably be regarded as a monster by other tourists, so that nine times out of ten, he would be caught by the relevant departments to do research work.
The fat bird was very urban, so he calmed down, and didn't show anything at the zoo at the time.
When Zhou Xiaolong and the others left, the fat bird couldn't stay in the zoo, and found an opportunity to escape from the zoo.
Although there are a lot of iron nets and bird cages in the zoo, of course, it can't stop a master like Fat Bird.
Just like that, the fat bird left the zoo, but the city of Jinhai is so big and there are so many people, it is difficult to find Zhou Xiaolong.
In order not to arouse the suspicion of ordinary people, the fat bird can only fly out at night to look for it everywhere and rest during the day.
However, just tonight, when the fat bird was flying in the air, he suddenly felt some strange aura, so he determined the direction and landed on the lightning rod of the Dragon Tower.
Condescendingly, the fat bird really saw Zhou Xiaolong and watched Zhou Xiaolong's every move on the roof.
In the vast sea of people, it is also a very accidental thing that the fat bird can find Zhou Xiaolong, perhaps, it is also a kind of fate between them, right?
Since the fat bird is also from the Xuanmen, Zhou Xiaolong is even more polite to him.
The two talked about some of the past in the Xuanmen, and Bai Zimo said that in terms of seniority, Bai Zimo should be regarded as Zhou Xiaolong's uncle.
However, since he is a master of Xuanmen, how did he become what he is now?
Zhou Xiaolong asked, and the fat bird suddenly sighed.
Many years ago, Bai Zimo used to be a handsome and talented man, and his martial arts and Xuanmen spells were also extremely high.
It's a pity that Bai Zimo is too proud in his life, he can't live forever, he has no one in his eyes, and he thinks that he is the number one master in the world.
In fact, those who are familiar with martial arts novels know that such people are most likely to fall on their heels, similar to Bai Yutang, a brocade mouse, and if they are not careful, they will make themselves irreversible.
Bai Zimo's fate is similar to that of Bai Yutang, a brocade rat, an accident, the previous body was completely destroyed, and the soul was forced to leave the body.
It happened that at that time, a parrot flew through the air, and Bai Zimo's spirit body lived in the body of that parrot very accidentally.
Just like that, a rich and handsome boy turned into a stupid parrot.
Come to think of it, many, many years have passed.
At first, Bai Zimo became a bird, completely uncomfortable, in pain and wanted to die, and died several times, but unfortunately, he didn't die.
Later, he slowly accepted his fate.
After a long time, Bai Zimo felt that it was good to be a bird, eating and drinking every day, and he could fly around without heart or lungs.
I was in a good mood, I ate a lot, my body changed a lot, and it didn't take long for me to become the big fat bird I am now.
Although in the spirit of gossip, Zhou Xiaolong and Xia Xue wanted to know, what kind of accident caused Bai Zimo's body to be damaged?
However, after being tempted several times, the fat bird insisted on not telling the mystery of his life experience, deliberately leaving a big suspense......