Chapter 41: Talking Monsters
Zhou Xiaolong was anxious, the fat bird was in danger, and he had no time to explain.
Running into the house and sitting on the sofa, Zhou Xiaolong opened the cardboard box.
Suddenly, Xia Xue and Qian Duoduo were shocked.
Xia Xue covered her mouth and said, "This ...... Is this an uncooked chicken called a flower chicken?! ”
Qian Duoduo said: "Wow, is it still smoking? ”
Zhou Xiaolong said: "Don't make any noise, this thing was struck by lightning, it is in danger, I need to input some true qi and spiritual energy to him, can it be saved, I don't know yet?" ”
Qian Duoduo suddenly said: "Hey, how can I see that this fat hen is a little familiar, it seems to be the big hen that eats peanuts in the zoo?" ”
After Qian Duoduo's children's reminder, Zhou Xiaolong and Xia Xue also felt a little similar.
Indeed, birds that can grow so fat are rare after all.
But saving his life is important, Zhou Xiaolong can't care so much, he erected his index finger and middle finger, made a sword finger shape, and then lifted his breath, concentrated the strength of his whole body on two fingers, and poked two fingers on the belly of the fat bird.
In Zhou Xiaolong's mouth, he silently chanted a mantra, and suddenly, a stream of heat entered the fat bird's body, making the fat bird very comfortable.
After about a stick of incense, the fat bird's belly bulged a few times, and then he exhaled a breath from the bird's beak, as if relieved.
Qian Duoduo clapped his little hands and said, "Look, look, the big hen has moved, he has moved!" ”
"Oops, hey, hey, the electrocution deity,, where is this?!"
The fat bird slowly opened his eyes, and was really startled to see three people around him.
The big fat bird hurriedly struggled to sit up, covered his chest with his wings, and asked loudly, "Who are you all and what do you want to do?!" ”
The most surprising thing was Xia Xue, she covered her mouth and didn't say anything for a long time.
Because Xia Xue couldn't imagine that a bird could actually speak?!
This is obviously not a bird, but a youkai?!
Zhou Xiaolong hurriedly said to the fat bird: "Senior, don't be nervous, take a good look, it's me, I'm Zhou Xiaolong!" ”
The fat bird rubbed his eyes with his wings and looked at Zhou Xiaolong carefully, as if he was stupid by the lightning just now.
Qian Duoduo smiled and said: "Wow, the big hen can actually speak, I want to keep him as a pet, it's so cool!" ”
Xia Xue said into Zhou Xiaolong's ear, "Xiaolong, where did you get this monster?!" ”
When the fat bird heard that Qian Duoduo actually wanted to treat himself as a pet, he was immediately unhappy, straightened up, pointed at Qian Duoduo with his wings and scolded: "Unlucky child, who do you say is a pet, and your whole family is a pet?!" ”
Qian Duoduo was so frightened by the fat bird's roar that he cried.
Xia Xue was also very scared, she had already run to her room with Qian Duoduo in her arms.
Closing the door, Xia Xue's face emerged from the crack in the door, and said to Zhou Xiaolong: "Xiaolong, although our family is a little bigger now, we can't take in monsters, you'd better ......"
Xia Xue didn't dare to finish her words, because the fat bird had already turned its head to look at Xia Xue, and her eyes were super cold.
Xia Xue had no choice but to swallow a mouthful of saliva and close the door of her room.
Zhou Xiaolong smiled, lowered his head and said to the fat bird, "Senior, how does your body feel now?" ”
The fat bird sat on the sofa on all fours, looking cute, and I don't know if it was lightning, or fell from a high place, anyway, this fat bird looked a little silly, and his head was a little funny.
"The deity...... Still...... It's okay, I'm just a little hungry," the fat bird patted his belly with his wings, "Do you have peanuts at home?" ”
Zhou Xiaolong looked into Xia Xue's room and asked, "Auntie, do we have peanuts at home?" ”
Xia Xue thought for a while and said, "Peanuts, there are no peanuts, but there is a pack of strange beans, in the refrigerator, you can take it yourself!" ”
Qian Duoduo resisted and said: "That pack of strange beans is Duoduo's snack tomorrow!" ”
Xia Xue comforted Qian Duoduo and said, "Auntie will buy it for you tomorrow, be good, don't make trouble, don't make trouble......"
Zhou Xiaolong took a pack of strange beans from the refrigerator and tore open the package.
The fat bird immediately became energetic, snatched the strange bean with its two wings, took out one with its claws and threw it into its mouth, and ate it with a chirp.
While eating, the fat bird muttered: "The taste is okay, it's just a little too sweet, the deity is losing weight, you can't eat something too sweet, otherwise you're going to gain weight again, forget it, it's better to eat less......"
Although the fat bird said that he wanted to lose weight, he couldn't control his mouth at all, and soon, the bag of weird beans was almost gone.
This strange big fat bird can talk, it's like a person, maybe ordinary people will definitely think of this fat bird as a monster when they see this kind of thing.
But as far as Zhou Xiaolong, a disciple of the Xuanmen, is concerned, he is not particularly afraid, because he knows that there are some Taoist masters in the Xuanmen, and when they have cultivated to a certain extent, they can transform into some animals.
There is also a theory that although a practitioner can strengthen his own soul after cultivating for a long time, the human body is material after all and cannot exist forever, so he can sojourn his soul on the body of others to achieve eternal life.
But the fat bird in front of him who understands human nature is likely to be a senior with a high level of cultivation, and his spirit body resides in the body of a bird.
This possibility, in the field of metaphysics, is not without precedent.
However, these are all speculations in Zhou Xiaolong's heart, whether this is really the case, only the fat bird in front of him knows best.
Fat Bird has already eaten the whole bag of weird beans, and he is still chirping, still unsatisfied.
Beans are easy to fart after eating.
The fat bird couldn't help but let out two farts, and his face was immediately a little embarrassed, because this would damage the image of the master.
"Senpai, if I'm not mistaken, did we meet at the zoo?"
"Well, let's not talk about that," Fat Bird looked at the blackened feathers on his body, "I need to take a shower first, the deity is very image-conscious, can I borrow your bathroom?" ”
"No problem, it's over there." Zhou Xiaolong pointed to the door of the bathroom.
"Okay, you go and open the door for the deity!"
"Okay, senpai."
Zhou Xiaolong ran over and pushed open the door of the bathroom, and the big fat bird flapped its wings and flew into the bathroom.
There is a bathtub in the bathroom of this large room rented by Xia Xue, and sometimes, Xia Xue is in a good mood and will lie in the bathtub and take a bath.
The big fat bird fanned its little wings, and landed in the bathtub, unscrewed the faucet with its wings, and said to Zhou Xiaolong: "Children, you go out first, the deity is going to bathe, please close the door after you go out, don't peek at the deity taking a bath!" ”
Zhou Xiaolong nodded and exited the bathroom.
Zhou Xiaolong thought to himself, who would be so bored to peek at a bird taking a bath?