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[289] It's a holiday

"That's it, Sixth Brother, not really." The guy on my right is still eating the chicken leg that robbed me. While eating, he said to me.

I first glanced at him, "Grass, why do you eat this chicken leg so slowly, I ate it in a few bites, you have to eat it for so long, and you deliberately slander us, don't you?" ”

The guy smiled, "No, no, don't get me wrong, according to what you say, I feel that we are also a little inappropriate." ”

I listened to this buddy's words and thought for a while, "Well, actually, to be honest, it's not very good, you still have a chance to remedy it." ”

"What do you mean?"

I smiled, "You can buy me food every day and come back to eat, just eat if you can be full, buy them one by one, I will also eat the food in the canteen, it's okay, I will be responsible for buying chicken, tobacco and alcohol for you, provided that you pay for it, how about it, discuss?" ”

"I'm grass, really? Buy cigarettes, alcohol, and chicken? How do you buy it? ”

"Yes, yes, sixth brother, your two orangutans don't have much appeal to us, but the one you said about buying cigarettes, drinking and chickens is too appealing to us. Hurry up and tell me how you buy it. ”

I looked at a few of them, "You don't care how I buy it, just buy it for you." I smiled in my heart, bought chickens from the chicken shop owner every day, and asked him to buy some good cigarettes and wine to transport back with Ultraman's small schoolbag, is it a problem?

As soon as I finished speaking, the few people who were eating chicken came around, "My grass, sixth brother, this matter is easy to talk about, easy to talk about, we just don't know where to spend money now, the cigarettes in our school supermarket are expensive, and they are purely pitfalls." ”

I looked at them, "Are you sure?" I can't join in with others, just a few of you, plus me Qi Hao Dagang lobster. ”

"Yes, yes. Liu'er, it's so decided" Then a few of us bargained, and finally made a deal, anyway, I didn't suffer a loss. There will be someone to take care of the rice in the future. Not bad. After they finished eating the chicken, they all went back to their seats, looking at their expressions, I don't know if they went to write about their feelings after eating.

After a while, I took a self-study class, and I was in an extremely comfortable mood, humming a little song, looking at what I had seen several times.

Mrs. Shi kicked me next to me, "What are you doing, so happy, the chickens are all snatched." I'm so happy. ”

I smiled and said, "You don't care how happy I am, how about it, is the chicken delicious?" ”

Mrs. Shi nodded, "Well, it's delicious." ”

"I'll give you a call in a while, you take it, and give it to Chenyang when you have dinner with Chenyang in the evening. Tell him, the owner of the chicken shop at the door, I discussed it with the boss, and they will know. ”

"What have you discussed?"

I'm happy" of course it's delivered to your door, but don't tell anyone about it. ”

"What does this mean?"

"Anyway, don't tell anyone. Haha" The more I think about it, the happier I get. After I finished laughing, I realized that Mrs. Shi had actually ignored me.

When the first class of self-study in the evening ended, someone kicked open the class door, and then there were three figures, angrily returning to the class, and the teacher pushed me, "What's wrong with them?" ”

"What can be. I dare to kick when I see that there is no teacher in the class. I'll be able to do this in junior high school. ”

"No, they're coming after you."

I looked up and looked at Brother Hao. As soon as these 3 people arrived in the class, sure enough, they all consciously walked over to me, and after they arrived next to me, Brother Hao first asked the little fat man to ask for warmth, to be more fleshy and numb, Da Gang and her little lover also began to be numb, not only live broadcast, but also live touch. It's really arrogant. There was only one big lobster left that was the least lethal and had no combat power, and he kept looking at me and didn't speak, probably because the three of them had already discussed it. Sure enough, it's the intelligence of two orangutans, you whole lobster is looking at me directly without speaking, who are you scaring about, and I won't write him off if you look at me again. It's really, hey, thinking about it, I smiled, I glanced at the big lobster, "Look at me again, I'll cut you." ”

The big lobster immediately took a step back, and then said very arrogantly, "Brother Hao, Da Gang, Liu'er said that he was going to cut me." Then Brother Hao and Da Gang stopped talking, these two people stood behind the big lobster, hugged their arms, the same posture, the big lobster also had a bottom, walked a few steps forward and looked at me, "Scare me?" My brother didn't grow up scared since he was a child. ”

Then the three of them looked at me, and Brother Hao said behind the big lobster, "What do you say we should do with you?" ”

I pointed to Brother Hao, "First of all, the first thing I did when I came back was to give the chicken to the daughters-in-law of the two of you and let them eat it first." Secondly. This has nothing to do with me, I was almost caught, I know your heart is unbalanced, but there is no way, who made you dare not run, if you run like me, then it will be fine, in the end, I still have hidden goods, a few brothers to eat in a while. ”

Da Gang listened to my words, "Really? ”

"I'm grass, what kind of person is my sixth son, it's been so long, don't you know, when did you lose the brothers around you."

Brother Hao smiled, "Well, you are a little human, but we are a little psychologically unbalanced." ”

I stood up, walked to Da Gang's side, and patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, at most a small punishment, Brother Hao and his father have paid protection money, it's nothing." ”

"That's not feeling good."

I sighed, "It's okay, this one is not a problem, but there is a one." ”

"What do you mean?"

"You two go back" I watched Da Gang and Brother Hao take a few steps back, the big lobster looked back at the two of them, and before he could speak, I pounced on the big lobster and cut it directly. When I was done, I got up and clapped my hands, "." Damn the big lobster, the little princess of the park. Then Brother Hao and they all laughed.

I also smiled, "What about how many of you guys?" ”

Brother Hao patted me on the arm, "Grass, we have a punishment again." One person is too big."

I looked at Brother Hao, "Didn't you both stay in school to check?" How can another person be a big one. ”

Brother Hao glanced at me and said very well, "Do you think that my father's protection money was paid for nothing?" During the New Year's holidays, this ceremony is white? ”

I smiled, "It's okay." ”

"Damn, you're embarrassed to say that."

I spread my hands and said, "Can you blame me, I'm almost, come, brothers, no, no, no." ”

Brother Hao followed and scolded, "Fart, why not, damn it, I'm so angry." ”

I took out my beloved Ultraman bag from the table and looked at them, "I'm glad I left two for you, otherwise the wolves would have to snatch them all." With that, I took out the chickens, "Come, come, let's eat the four of us, and return the two." ”

Da Gang smiled, "It's about the same, even if you know each other, hey, our punishment is not in vain." You can't even eat chicken. That's a big loss, damn it. ”

I took a few bites and suddenly thought "why didn't anyone come to grab it?" ”

Brother Hao stretched out his arm and squeezed his fist vigorously, "This is a symbol of strength, understand." ”

As soon as Brother Hao's words fell, a person came over, and the person didn't speak when he came to me, Da Gang slapped the table directly, "Who grabbed these two chickens with us today." I'm going to deal with someone today. "I went around in circles and passed by us.

We finished eating the chicken very comfortably, and after eating, I gave Brother Hao a thumbs up, "You two are still hard enough, look at me, they have snatched everything just now." ”

Da Gang sighed, "Hey, I'm in a bad mood today." ”

I smiled and said, "It's okay, no, it's a big deal." ”

On the second day of recess, we finished the exercise in the playground, and sure enough, the principal read out the bullshit as usual, "Several vicious disciplinary incidents were announced today" and then a bunch of nonsense, and I didn't hear it all anyway. There is a sentence that is particularly special and clear, "That is, Brother Hao, Big Lobster, Dagang 3 people actually went out of the school in order to buy a chicken, regardless of personal safety, school safety, and social stability. . . "In the end, it was 3 people, 1 person, 1 punishment, which was greater.

After this thing was read out, the whole playground was boiling, everyone began to laugh, all kinds of laughter, Brother Hao's popularity, all of a sudden, I immediately photographed Brother Hao, "Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to be famous?" Well, that's a good idea. Brother Hao glared at me and didn't speak.

So much so that when I introduced Brother Hao to people a long time later, I would accidentally mention this, and other grades of senior brothers and sisters would directly say, "Oh, I know, the one who bought chicken over the wall with SARS." "Every time I mention these things, Brother Hao is quite depressed. Of course, I can't keep saying that if Brother Hao is angry, it will be a bit too serious.

After more than a week of such days, during this period, my life suddenly became very nourishing, and I called the owner of the chicken shop every day to deliver chickens, cigarettes and alcohol, and then I sneaked out and got my things back. This Ultraman bag has also become a beautiful scenery in our class for a while, the chicken shop owner can't close his mouth with a smile every day, because I have 5 chickens on the first day, to 10, to 15, a small bag of up to 5, sometimes have to be sent separately 3 to 4 times, our class also began to have a lot of classmates let me help them buy chickens, and give me errand fees, Brother Xu's class situation is similar, that phone number, it is also convenient for many people, I bought a week's chickens, smoked a week's good tobacco and wine, In the end, I actually had more than 100 yuan on my body, and I don't know who gave it to me.

Everybody's happy, everybody's happy. So much so that in the end, the owner of the chicken shop left the Ultraman bag for me as a souvenir, and he had to give it to me alive or dead. I took it too. I didn't refute it, anyway, later, every time I returned to work with my Ultraman bag on my back, there was absolutely no ridicule, it was all cheers and cheers.

SARS is getting more and more serious, overwhelming, every day in the class watching the news on TV, you will find that this is infected and that there is an infection, when I chatted with Lin Ran on the phone, she said that the school can no longer rely on the closure of the school to solve the problem, and the second middle school has been on vacation, and everyone has gone home. After I told Brother Hao, I was envious. I was also very envious, and then various versions began to circulate in the grade, saying that this school was on holiday today, and tomorrow it was said that the school was on holiday, and in the process of occasionally calling Xiyu, they were actually on holiday. Looks like our little place. We are left with no school holidays.

This morning, during the morning self-study, everyone was chatting and sleeping, and the teacher came in, and when I saw the head teacher come in, I stood up immediately. Our class was quiet, because the news had already spread, and everyone was waiting for a day, looking forward to this day.

After the head teacher entered the class, he didn't speak, stared at me, I was a little hairy by him, and then the teacher pulled me next to me, "Hurry up and sit down, what do you think." You're standing in the class. ”

I reacted immediately, smiled apologetically at our homeroom teacher, and sat down.

The head teacher stood on the podium and looked at us, "Why didn't I say quiet today, it's all so quiet, I used to have to slap the table hard to be quiet, what's wrong with this today?" ”

No one replied below, the head teacher passed a meeting and smiled, "The school just came down to the notice, due to the impact of SARS, the whole school decided to take a holiday for 2 months, if there are any temporary changes, temporary notice." After school at noon, everyone can go, let's talk about the precautions. ”

I only heard the first sentence, and I didn't hear the back at all, the whole class cheered, and it was estimated that there were few people who listened, and the head teacher finally sighed, shook his head, and walked out of the class door. It can be seen that he is quite depressed.

I suddenly felt a kind of spiritual relief, I was grass, I was going to take a vacation. Ha ha.