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[288] Divide the chicken

"Meat? Two days ago, I ate a cheat sheet with Chenyang, and finally got in line, and bought the most meaty dish, but when I bought it, I found that it was all green onions, and it was very unpalatable. The angry Chenyang almost looked for someone to go, but I stopped him, and then we didn't eat it, and when it came to meat, I really haven't eaten it for a long time. ”

"And how long has it been since you've eaten meat?"

Mrs. Shi looked up and thought, "It's been more than a week, since the day the school was closed, not counting the cheat sheet, I haven't eaten meat, the school food is really unpalatable, and besides, there is no meat." Some of the meat is also very small, or it is very unpalatable. What's the matter, Sixth Brother"

I watched Mrs. Shi suddenly fall silent and didn't speak.

After a while, Mrs. Shi pinched me, "What do you want, what are you in a daze, why don't you speak." ”

I shook my head and came to my senses, "Well, well, yes, you have grown, they all laugh at me, not only do you not laugh at me, but you also know that you call it Sixth Brother, you rarely call it that, but just call you Sixth Brother, come, this is for you." After finishing speaking, I slowly took out a boy chicken from my Ultraman bag, and said something like that, I looked drooling, and there was a faint taste of cumin, I took the chicken and handed it to Mrs. Shi under the surprised eyes of many people around, "There are two small ingredients here, you and the little fat man who laughed at me just now, the two of you, one for each person." ”

Mrs. Shi subconsciously caught the chicken, "Where did you get it?" ”

I smiled, "Is there anything that my brother can't do, this is a reward for you, how about it, I told you earlier, follow the sixth brother, that's right." After finishing speaking, he patted his chest.

"Sixth brother, you are too godly, too handsome. Where did you get this thing? The little fat man had forgotten the ridicule he had just given me, and came over and patted me on the shoulder and praised.

I glanced at her, "Wasn't it time for you to laugh at my Ultraman bag?" I told you, I didn't want to give it to you, but after thinking about it, I'm sorry, it's not that I have a deep relationship with you, but I'm afraid that Qi Hao will be anxious with me. Damn, if you look at Zhao Qianya, people won't laugh at me. You're watching you laugh. Still taking the lead. Wouldn't you be embarrassed to eat the boy chicken I desperately bought now? ”

The little fat man shook his head, "With you, are you embarrassed to use it?" ”

I looked at her depressedly, "Why don't you be embarrassed with me?" ”

"Okay, okay, I'm talking about this for a while, tell me how you got it back?"

I looked at Mrs. Shi, "The brothers exchanged their lives for it, I only went to the last one, I didn't want to give it to the little fat man, she actually laughed at me, but there is a life for Brother Hao in it, and it is not suitable to divide her, so, the two of you are half of each other." ”

The little fat man looked at me, "What Brother Hao, what do you say?" By the way, Qi Hao, why didn't I go back to work and still haven't seen him. ”

I sighed, "It's okay, I guess Brother Hao will be back later, don't worry, it's okay." ”

"Did you ask the teacher for leave?" Mrs. Shi asked anxiously again.

I looked at Shitai, "Do you think I need to ask for leave?" ”

"That's right, now teachers don't give leave, parents call, and it has to be a big event to give leave. That's it, I have to ask the teacher hard, and the school is so strict about the investigation, and ordinary things are not given leave. ”

I pretended to smile and said, "These things, to me, are not called a thing." ”

Mrs. Shi also smiled, "Sixth brother, you are too handsome, no matter what, you are handsome." After finishing speaking, he took the small ingredients and pulled the little fat man's arm, "Let's go, go eat." ”

The little fat man patted me, "Brother Hao, what's wrong." ”

I sighed, "It's nothing, let's eat first, and he'll be back in a moment." If it weren't for Brother Hao, I wouldn't have given it to you. Make you laugh at me."

The little fat man looked at me, "Is he okay?" ”

"Well, it's nothing. Go eat it. Called Dagang's daughter-in-law, you three daughters, I got the biggest one for you, and it is estimated that it is about the same. If you don't have enough to eat, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. ”

The little fat man smiled after listening to it, and was relieved, "Well, that's good, thank you, sixth brother." After finishing speaking, I walked to the back with the two of them, called Dagang's daughter-in-law, and the three of them actually went to the corner of the class, I was a little puzzled, what is wrong with this woman, is it afraid of people to see it when eating.

I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, I felt that the atmosphere was wrong, a little weird, and I didn't understand what was wrong. Then I looked around, and suddenly it dawned on me, I said how did I feel wrong, I had been making trouble for a long time, and among the many people who laughed at me just now, now there is no one laughing. They all stared at me.

I looked around, then raised my hand, "Why is it quiet, everyone continue, continue, don't stop, laugh hard, I'll see how long you can laugh." "You laugh at yours.

After finishing speaking, I smiled at them, then took out a chicken, opened the small ingredients myself, and dragged down the largest chicken leg, not afraid of greasy, and ate it in front of them, "You keep laughing, keep laughing, laugh at my Ultraman, I eat mine, you laugh at yours." "After that, I ate this chicken leg in a few clicks, and then I pulled another chicken leg off. Then he looked around, then smiled.

There were three or four boys gathered around me, all of whom were usually joking and playing together, and they didn't know each other very well, and they didn't laugh at me when they heard this, and they opened and closed their mouths "Sixth Brother" and "Sixth Brother", one by one, they were so diligent. No one laughed at me anymore. They're all saying I'm good. In the laughing crowd just now, it was the exaggeration of a few of them, and the laughter was genuine.

I listened for a moment, then smiled, "Don't worry." Today, none of you want to eat, I'll eat two, I'll eat it myself, let you laugh at me" After finishing speaking, I took out the other chicken from my Ultraman bag, and then hid my Ultraman bag in the seat. There were two chickens outside. I finished eating this chicken leg in a few bites, then stretched my waist to "comfort", and pulled up the chicken leg of another chicken, just wanted to continue eating.

I don't know who started the first among those people. Before I could react, I found that these people were all rushing at me and my chickens very tacitly. I saw these wolves rushing over, and my first reaction was to protect the chicken legs in my hands. So, I desperately protected my chicken leg. And, of course, my Ultraman bag. Placed on the table a chicken with one less chicken leg. There was also a chicken missing two chicken legs. They snatched it away, and didn't leave me at all. I snatched the ingredients, but I didn't hesitate at all, and snatched my chicken, and ate it in the seat next to me, I took the chicken leg in my hand, and looked at this buddy on my left, "Can you leave me some ingredients." ”

He glanced at me, "No." After I finished speaking, I don't know who used my strength, while I didn't pay attention, the only remaining chicken leg in my hand was actually gone, I turned my head to look at the two people on the right, one of them held my chicken leg, and began to laugh at me again, "You can't blame me, you can't blame me, you don't eat the chicken leg, can you blame me." It's a pity, I'll help you eat it" After finishing speaking, he ate the chicken leg that I had snatched from my hand that I was desperately trying to protect just now. The person next to him also cooperated and said, "Give me a mouthful", "Well, here you are." Then, the man took a bite.

I watched them eat chicken, watched for a while, and felt that they were almost eating, and then I stood up and said, "Okay, you guys are ruthless, damn, I spent so much money, risked my life, buy some delicious food, you just let me eat a chicken leg, and snatched the rest, I kept it in my hand, and snatched it away when I was not careful, and then when I first entered the class, you laughed at me, do you feel appropriate." After I finished speaking, I pointed to a few of them, "Talking to you, don't eat it first, I can still buy it if I want to eat it later, I just ask you, do you feel appropriate?" ”

"I grass, can you still buy it? Where to buy it? How to buy? ”

I glanced at the person who spoke, "Then don't worry about it, anyway, when I want to eat chicken, I can eat it whenever I want, it's dangerous, I have to climb a very high wall, and I have to risk being caught, anyway, you can't do it" I also smiled in my heart, damn, I can't tell you the phone number of a few chicken shop owners when I am killed.

The guy on my right, the buddy who reached out to grab my chicken leg just now, listened to my words and smiled at me, "Sixth brother, it's okay, brothers, please go to the cafeteria to eat." Whatever you want to eat, you say, look at you, if you eat alone there, how bad it is, how inconsistent with your style. ”

I smiled, then thought for a moment, "I'm not going to the cafeteria, but you're done." ”

"What do you mean, what's the poison in the chicken? We are not afraid of poison, so we have to eat it. Yes, a few brothers, "After this person finished speaking, the people who ate chicken with him next to him also talked very quickly" is, that is, in this case, you can eat such delicious chicken. I admit it's poisonous," and everyone around laughed.

I sighed, "You laugh again, what's so ridiculous, these chickens, I and Dagang Qi Hao, and the big lobster, a few of us exchanged our lives for back, a few of them are still in the political and religious office, I was the last to fight my way out of the encirclement, and finally bought a few chickens back, and a few of you just gave them a share, I don't have anything, the combat effectiveness of the lobster is negligible, but Dagang and Qi Hao you know, and besides, although the strength of the lobster is not good, but it is a must." The three of them are invincible, you know. I think, you're finished, I remember you. When I come back, I'll be sure to tell them the truth. The lobster will definitely remind those two orangutans once a day. You believe me, really. I smiled when I was done.

The buddy on my left put his arm around my shoulder, "Sixth brother, I can't say it." ”

I nodded, "How can it be, if this thing, this scene, if it is replaced by you, you think about it yourself, will you be angry, really, it is not an exaggeration at all, and Qi Hao and Da Gang will definitely ignore this process of thinking, direct body language, everyone has been for so long, you don't know them, if I divide your chickens, forget it, and actually rob my chickens." This is a clear robbery. If you want their lives in exchange for their lives, will you not be in a hurry? Tell me about it. Isn't that too much to say? When I was done, I spread my hands.