Chapter 602: Heaven Can't Be Bullied

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"You said you could discuss ......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly had a feeling of seeing the sun, "What do you mean??" ”

"Is this this??" Bai Suyun raised her eyebrows, "No matter how many women you enter the door in the future, they have to listen to me, no matter how I discipline them, you don't have many mouths, in short, in the backyard, I have the final say......"

"This ......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly had a creepy feeling, looking at his daughter-in-law's gaze, he had a feeling of looking at Lu Pheasant, this aunt wouldn't be trying to get someone, right? ? Is she really so cruel?? It's hard to say, after all, it's a snake, a cold-blooded animal, and you can't do this kind of thing.

"Just now it was my first condition, you just say, don't you agree......" Bai Suyun glanced at his man and said.

"This, on the premise of not harming their bodies, I basically agree......" Zhao Chuanxi said carefully.

"Don't worry......" Bai Suyun smiled coldly, "I'm a member of the Snake Gang, can I do that kind of thing that is not level??" Look at our helper, when have you hurt someone else's flesh?? ”

"Ahem......" Qin Xiaojun coughed lightly, "I can give you a guarantee for this, the matter of your backyard, without physical harm, is completely up to Su Yun, and you must not have any objections, whoever violates it, let Nie Da Immortal cut him directly, there is absolutely no ...... to it."

"Hey, hey, it's hard for the Qing official to cut off the housework, why are you pulling me in??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl and said dissatisfiedly.

"What kind of clean official is difficult to cut off family affairs??" The girl rolled her eyes, "When am I going to break you off??" I made a guarantee for them to let you come in, just to make sure that this guarantee I made is not a piece of nonsense, and whoever violates it, you can just cut people......"

"Is this this?? It's okay......" Nie Canglong thought for a moment. I couldn't help but nodded, "Whoever violates it will cut whom, it doesn't seem to be that difficult......"

"What do you two think??" The girl glanced at Bai Suyun and Zhao Chuanxi, "Can you accept it??" I warn you in advance, if you accept it, you won't be able to change it later......"

"Your sister-in-law didn't scare you...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at the apprentice and the apprentice's daughter-in-law, "You must think about it, if you accept it, at least within a thousand years, it can't be changed......"

"Just talk a lot...... the girl glared at Yun Zhongzi. Believe it or not, I made you unable to speak for the rest of your life?? ”

"Hey, hey......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled, "What are you doing??" Didn't I remind them?? It's so scary that if I don't remind them, I'm sure they'll die one day......"

"Wouldn't it??" A cold sweat broke out on Zhao Chuanxi's head at that time, and he glanced at his brother, "I don't believe my brother will really cut my ......."

"Not now, I can't say for sure...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Yun Zhongzi, can you stop being so annoying??" Qin Xiaojun was furious at that time. Pointing to Yun Zhongzi's nose, "I'm here today, if I hear another word that you will tear down the stage for me, I will make you unable to speak again in your life." Can't eat......"

"Don't, don't, I won't say it, I won't say it......" Yunzhongzi Daoist looked at the girl with a sad face and a flattering face. Don't take the old man seriously......"

"I smell an ominous smell......" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed.

"Talkative......" The girl glared at the man viciously, and then looked at Bai Suyun and Zhao Chuanxi with a smile, "Do you two accept it?" If you accept it. I'll write the rules down on a piece of paper for you in a moment, and then you can just put your fingerprints on them......"

"Goo...... Bai Suyun swallowed his saliva, "What's that...... Too formal, right?? ”

"Well, human life is at stake, don't you have to be formal??" The girl smiled slightly, "If you say it casually, there will be no evidence in the future, and if something happens, there will be no way to hold the person responsible......"

"I agree......" Zhao Chuanxi frowned, couldn't help gritting his teeth, agreed, anyway, it's not about the backyard, it's light, if you can ignore things, who wants to take care of things? ? It's painstaking and laborious, at most, it's playing prestige in your own home, and the rat carries a gun in the nest. It seems that this man is too unskilled.

"I also agree......" Bai Suyun blinked his eyes and pouted in his small mouth, "Relying on corporal punishment to show majesty, that's what waste can do, I have time, it's not easy to clean them up??" ”

"Susu, go to the car and bring me a pen and paper......" The girl glanced at Bai Susu and said.

"Okay......" Bai Susu hurriedly responded, and happily ran towards the four-wheeled car, this is to put a trap on the nasty ghost who looks exactly like herself, she is very happy, it is best to let her violate the rules in the future, and then let the master hack her to death, the second master violates the rules, let the master cut the second master, let her be a widow, and then kick their door in the middle of the night every day, this is called night kicking the widow's door...... No, no, when I am at night, I have to accompany the master with the master, how can I have time to do that kind of boring thing?? Well, it seems that I have to find a call girl, no, not one, but thirty, let them take turns to kick the door every month, who kicks well, come back and have a reward, what is the reward?? Reward them and the master...... No, no, let's not say if I have that permission, even if I have, I can't bear it, or I'll reward them with Neidan, although it's not a good thing in the eyes of the master, but in the eyes of the goblin, it's a treasure to improve strength.

"This girl, she must be thinking of something messy......" The girl couldn't help but shake her head and sigh as she looked at her cheerful girl.

"Go back and treat her, this little snake spirit is really too presumptuous......" Nie Canglong glanced at Bai Susu's back, "It's a little pampered......"

"Who spoiled her??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Aren't you all spoiling her yourself??" As soon as she is spoiled, you will be soft, who are you relying on?? ”

"Am I soft??" Nie Canglong frowned, "I don't feel like I'm soft??" ”

"Chuanxi, is your brother soft??" The girl glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "You bystander Qing." Let's talk about it objectively and take a look at ......."

"It's soft, it's quite ......soft," Zhao Chuanxi nodded vigorously, "As soon as the little snake spirit is coquettish, feed my brother anything, my brother will eat whatever he wants......"

"Am I not afraid that she will not look good??" Nie Canglong was suddenly a little embarrassed, and glared at Zhao Chuanxi viciously, "After all, it's your sister-in-law's maid......"

"As soon as she is coquettish, you are soft, doesn't that just happen to pinch you??" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "How do you call a pet and a pet?" It's not that she dares to make a joke with you because you spoil her. Rather, he can take hold of your weakness and use it to achieve her ends......"

"It seems to be ......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "It seems to make some sense......"

"Of course it makes sense......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled proudly, "Although my cultural level is not as good as my sister-in-law, I am much better than you......"

"Brother and sister......" Nie Canglong didn't even glance at this unlucky brother, but looked at Bai Suyun with a smile on his face, "Do you know what your husband is afraid of?" He has been afraid of snakes since he was a child, and snakes are his death hole. If he dares to bully you in the future, you will become a body, and when the time comes, you will clean him up as you want......"

"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi heard the elder brother say this. His face changed, "You...... How do you put my previous ......"

"Brother......" Bai Suyun's eyes lit up at that time, she really didn't expect that her man was afraid of her own body. God help me, "You're the best you've ever been to me." Why don't we two bow down, you will be my brother, I will be your sister, and I will be surnamed Nie with you, and I will be called Nie Suyun in the future......"

"Nonsense...... Zhao Chuanxi glared at his daughter-in-law, "How can you bow down to our brother??" He's my brother and yours, so aren't you my sister?? Are you trying to get me to divorce you or what?? ”

"You still dare to divorce me??" Bai Suyun raised his eyebrows, "Do you believe that I have become a body??" ”

"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi didn't dare to speak at that time, although he married a snake spirit daughter-in-law, but he still had a little instinctive fear of snakes, of course, he was definitely not as scared as before, but if he could not see it, he still tried not to see it.

"This brother and sister is at most nominal and should be out of the way......" Zheng Dongfang thought about it and couldn't help but say.

"What's out of the way??" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, ordinary people are naturally not in the way, but are the two of them ordinary people??" Chuanxi is destined to be a fairy, Su Yun herself is an outlier, the two of them are combined together, mainly Canglong is there to top, if there is another brother and sister relationship, eighty percent of Canglong can't stand it, you know, there is this kind of thing between this brother and sister, it is to thunder and thunder, and it is not good to die......"

"Superstitious ......" Zheng Dongfang is not easy to refute, the older generation of people just pay attention to morality and ethics, unlike the modern gang of people, as long as it is out of the five suits, they can be blatantly combined, in other words, in the feudal era, the same surname can not intermarry.

"Superstition??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "Xiao Zheng, do you dare to say loudly, do you want to marry your sister??" ”

"I don't have a sister...... Zheng Dongfang's face turned red, this old Taoist is really unreliable.

"Whether you have it or not, I'll ask you if you dare to say it......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but sneer.

"What's not to dare to do??" Zheng Dongfang was stunned, he didn't have a sister anyway, so what's wrong? ?

"Then you just say it......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi provoked him.

"I'm going to marry my sister......," Zheng Dongfang said word by word.

Click......

As soon as Zheng Dongfang's words came out, all of a sudden, a flash of lightning slashed down from the sky and hit Zheng Dongfang's brain directly.

Click......

It wasn't over just now, and immediately after, lightning slashed down from the sky one after another, hitting the top of Zheng Dongfang's brain.

"I'm kidding......" Zheng Dongfang was struck by lightning, and he was a little stunned, but fortunately he was strong, otherwise, he would really let this thunderbolt on a sunny day be split into a small piece of charcoal. With fear in his heart, he threw his head up and roared loudly.

As soon as Zheng Dongfang's words fell, a lightning bolt that was about to hit his face disappeared in an instant with his words.

"This is really thunder and thunder, and five thunders are thundering...... Zhao Chuanxi broke out in a cold sweat when he saw it, "This is really a heavenly punishment......"

Gollum ......

Zheng Dongfang fell to the ground on his back, his whole body convulsed, and he was still foaming at the mouth with white foam.

"Hmph......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but laugh evilly, "You know this time, right??" Heaven cannot be deceived. Every word you say, God listens to it really......"

"Brother......" Bai Suyun looked at Nie Canglong, "I got it from my husband, let's keep the current relationship and don't bow down, right?" ”

"I didn't say I wanted to bow to you......" Nie Canglong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "When did I say I wanted to bow to you??" ”

"It's good if you don't have it, it's good if you don't have it......" Bai Suyun smiled, "Anyway, since my husband's place, you are also my brother." There is no need to ...... if you don't swear."

"Reasonable, reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly and glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "Hurry up and help Uncle Zheng up, what are you doing stupidly??" ”

"I can't help it. He still has electricity on him, and when the electricity arrives, it won't be light......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader hurriedly stopped and said.

"Oops......" Zhao Chuanxi blinked his eyes, "Then I can't help him??" ”

"I think I should help ......," Qin Xiaojun smiled coldly. Feel the power of a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which will help you grow in the future......"

"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi was stunned, "Does it help??" He said. walked to Zheng Dongfang's side, bent down, and wanted to help him up.

Crackling......

At the moment when Zhao Chuanxi's hand touched Zheng Dongfang's body, a burst of electric sparks flashed between the two, Zhao Chuanxi was smart, and the whole person froze.

"Silly boy, I told you a long time ago, your Uncle Zheng still has electricity on him, and the electricity is not light when it arrives, right??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said gloatingly.

"Giggles...... Qin Xiaojun covered his mouth and laughed, "The power of this thunderbolt on a sunny day is not small, right??" ”

"Sister-in-law, you cheat me......" Zhao Chuanxi's voice was hoarse, and he began to cry when he looked at his sister-in-law.

"This is a lesson for you, so that you can remember more in the future, don't do things that hurt nature, otherwise, just wait for God to repair you......" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.

"Husband, how are you??" Bai Suyun looked at his man with some concern, "Is there something uncomfortable?" ”

"It's not that it's uncomfortable, it's that there's no comfortable place...... Zhao Chuanxi heard his daughter-in-law's voice full of concern, and the tears flowed down like a flood that had opened the floodgates.

"Don't worry, I told my brother just now, if you don't bow to him, you won't bow to death......" Bai Suyun hurriedly said.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so good to your husband and me......" Zhao Chuanxi walked towards his daughter-in-law stiffly, his hands were like chicken paws, and he had already lost his flexibility, making the action look quite scary.

"Husband, don't come here yet......" Bai Suyun looked at the appearance of his man, and he had a creepy feeling at that time, "If you feel uncomfortable, just stand there for a while, and ...... slowly"

"Okay......" Zhao Chuanxi saw his daughter-in-law's frightened face, and his face suddenly showed a trace of embarrassment, and he stood still and changed.

"Chuanxi, have you suffered......" Nie Canglong looked at Zhao Chuanxi's miserable appearance, and his heart was suddenly full of shame, "It's all my brother's fault, brother shouldn't let you help Uncle Zheng......"

"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi burst into tears when he heard his brother's words, "If you feel that you owe me, you can give me some compensation......

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "I don't feel indebted to you, how can I feel indebted to you?" I asked you to help Uncle Zheng at first, but then it wasn't...... Didn't your master tell you that you were in danger?? If you know that there is danger, you will not rely on me......"

"Hmph, hum, hum...... "Yunzhongzi Daoist was happy at that time, your master is an old man, isn't that what he is talking about??" Listen to this, he old man, this great immortal suddenly became so polite, it is really uncomfortable.

"What is that...... Zhao Chuanxi blinked his eyes, and then looked at his sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, if you feel indebted...... Forget it, when I say anything, how can my sister-in-law owe someone else?? It's not scientific......"

"Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun sneered, "Chuanxi, I originally thought that I pushed you into the pit, and I was going to give you some compensation, who knew that you were so sensible, then the compensation would be gone......"

"Husband......" Bai Suyun was excited when she heard her sister-in-law's words, and glared at Zhao Chuanxi angrily, "Are you stupid??" ”

"I'm not stupid, I think you're stupid......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Su Yun, can you not be so naΓ―ve??" ”

"Let me tell you, if my sister-in-law's compensation is gone, I would rather be disfigured than get some peach blossoms for you......" Bai Suyun glared at Zhao Chuanxi angrily and said through gritted teeth.

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