Chapter 601: Peach Blossom
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"Shemale??" Bai Suyun raised her eyebrows, "I'm a snake cultivator, I'm a snake demon, husband, you are a human cultivator, so isn't that a demon?" Husband, it turns out that you are still a eunuch......"
"Poof......" Qin Xiaojun had just taken a sip of old wine, and when he heard Bai Suyun's words, he squirted out at that time, and flew towards the dishes on the table.
Qin Xiaojun sprayed wine, but the wine did not fall on the dish, but was blocked by a light film.
"I said you should pay attention...... Nie Canglong's muscles twitched slightly, he glared at the girl, and with a wave of his hand, the flying wine was blown away by a gust of wind, and it didn't fall on the dishes at all.
"No way, it's so interesting, according to Suyun's meaning, on this table, I'm not a shemale ...... Yaya" The girl smiled happily.
"Am I not right??" Bai Suyun was quite embarrassed, and when she saw her sister-in-law squirting wine, she knew that she seemed to be making a joke again.
"There's nothing wrong with it, it's your husband who can't explain it to you......" The girl smiled and waved her hand, "You can ask your husband to explain to you......"
"Husband......" Bai Suyun glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "What the hell is going on??" You'll explain it to me......"
"This ......" Zhao Chuanxi looked embarrassed, "This eunuch is a shemale who is neither male nor female, neither male nor female is the most fundamental, because it is neither male nor female, so it is called a shemale ......"
"Cultivation??" Bai Suyun blinked his eyes and asked.
"This is not possible, some don't practice, some practice ......" Zhao Chuanxi's head began to sweat, and he glanced at his sister-in-law with some resentment, you said that I am not a ladyboy, you let me explain what a ladyboy is. Can I explain it clearly?
"If you don't practice, how can you become a demon??" Bai Suyun was still a little puzzled, she was a snake demon, but those snakes who had not practiced could only be snakes, and they could not be called demons.
"The word demon, it has many meanings, here, I won't list them all, for example, a person is very demonic. It means that this person is a little non-mainstream, do you know what non-mainstream means?? Zhao Chuanxi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said.
"I don't know......" Bai Suyun shook his head, the demon just now hadn't figured it out, and now there was a non-mainstream, this human language is too profound.
"Non-mainstream, corresponds to mainstream, what is mainstream? ? For example, there are many snakes in this world. Right?? "Zhao Chuanxi's head is a little confused, isn't it just to explain this demon, why do I explain more and more clearly??
"Hmm......" Bai Suyun nodded heavily, in this world. There are indeed a lot of snakes, and she has no objection to this.
"There are a lot of snakes, but there are not many snake demons......," Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly said, "There are many snakes," Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly said.
"Not how??" Bai Suyun raised his eyebrows, and then looked at the bunch of snake gang sisters not far away. Isn't that a lot??
"I don't say much...... a black line appeared on Zhao Chuanxi's head, "It's relative to the total number of snakes on this shijie......"
"That's really not much, not much at all......," Bai Suyun nodded. Said quite agreeably.
"So......" Zhao Chuanxi breathed a long sigh of relief, "Those snakes that haven't become demons are the mainstream, you snake demons are non-mainstream, understand?" ”
"Oh......" Bai Suyun nodded, "So that's the case, I understand, I understand......"
"Huh......" Zhao Chuanxi exhaled a long breath, "Finally made sense......"
"We are now snake demons, and when most of our snake clan has become human, those who have not become human will become snake demons at that time......," Bai Suyun said beautifully.
"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi's head was sweating at that time, "this...... I'm afraid it's not very possible, after all, cultivating this kind of thing is too difficult, compared to the reproduction speed of your snake clan, it's far behind......"
"Second master, I listened to you, why is it so unpleasant??" Bai Susu was not happy at the time, "Why did our snake clan become a breeder??" You treat us like domestic beasts?? ”
"You were originally a beast ......" As soon as Bai Suyun heard Bai Susu accuse her husband, she quit at that time and directly fought with her.
Although she is also from the snake clan, she is also Zhao Chuanxi's daughter-in-law.
"You are the beast...... Bai Susu glared at Bai Suyun unexpectedly, "Didn't you listen to what your husband just said, the reproduction speed of your snake clan, listen, you snake clan, it's you ......"
"What did my husband say, what's the matter with you?? Did he talk to you? If I didn't talk to you, what did you interject with?? Bai Suyun was a little unreasonable.
"Hmph......" Bai Susu rolled his eyes, "I'm wrong, I shouldn't interject when you talk, but I want to make it clear to you, you give birth to a child called reproduction, I am different from you, I give birth to a child, that is called childbirth ......"
"You just breed, your whole family breeds......" Bai Suyun raised his eyebrows, glared at Bai Susu, and said.
"Unreasonable...... Bai Susu pouted, then leaned on the master's body, and put his small mouth to the master's ear, "Master, the second master's daughter-in-law bullies people......"
"After all, your identity is there, you can bear with it......" Nie Canglong couldn't say how Bai Suyun was, after all, he was a younger brother, not a younger brother, and this relationship was one layer after another.
"People listen to the ...... of the master," Bai Susu kissed the man in front of the man and said delicately.
"Ahem...... Qin Xiaojun coughed twice, "Susu, in front of so many outsiders, don't make such intimate actions......"
"Got it...... Bai Susu stuck out his little tongue, blushed, and replied shyly.
"Fox spirit ......" Bai Suyun glanced at Bai Susu and couldn't help but say with disdain.
"Su Yun, don't talk nonsense......" Zhao Chuanxi glared at his daughter-in-law, "After all, it's my brother's room, it's too stiff to make trouble......"
"What about the eunuchs?? Who are the eunuchs between you and your brother?? Bai Suyun turned the topic back again, "You told me that there are several half-step immortals like you in the team." But a big immortal like my brother, especially a great immortal who has mutated, I can't necessarily find a second one, so if I say it, my brother is not mainstream......"
"Ahem...... It's time to eat......" Qin Xiaojun coughed twice, and beckoned everyone to eat again, "As soon as you talk about it, it's time to make a rule in the future, eat without saying anything, whoever violates it will clean up whoever ......"
"Yes. These words come together, the more they talk, the more lively they become......" Zheng Dongfang shook his head, "Let's be big, we still listen to Xiaojun, eat, hurry up and eat, if it gets cold for a while, this dish will not be delicious......"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's ...... to eat" Nie Canglong didn't want to talk nonsense anymore. As he talks, he may say that his ability is gone, and then he will lose a lot of money.
"Alas......" Gu Yunfeng sighed and put down his chopsticks. Slowly stood up, "You guys eat, I can't eat a little, doesn't it mean that my life is unspeakably precious??" Such an expensive life. Anyway, I have to get a messenger girl to wait in front of you......" he said, and went to pick his own messenger girl.
"I'm also full...... Yuan Siyu also put down his chopsticks and patted his little hand on his belly. Although I don't want to call a girl from my heart, I can't let the surname Gu be beautiful......" said and chased after Gu Yunfeng.
"Su Yun, why don't we pick two too??" Zhao Chuanxi hugged his daughter-in-law's waist and said with some expectation.
"Pick what??" Bai Suyun raised his eyebrows, "The one who serves the tea and the water, or the one who warms the bed and the quilt?" ”
"This ......" Zhao Chuanxi was embarrassed at the time, "What exactly is this for, you still have to arrange it, right?" The male protagonist and the female protagonist are inside, and you have the final say in the affairs of the family......"
"This is imported by Tian Ding, is this a matter at home, or is it a matter outside the home??" Bai Suyun glanced at Zhao Chuanxi and said with a sneer.
"This is a matter outside the family first, and then a matter at home......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled and said.
"Ahem......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist coughed, raised his eyes and glanced at Bai Suyun, "I said apprentice daughter-in-law, your husband, although it is an idle life, but this peach blossom luck is quite good, he is destined to be polywife and concubines, there is a way, this wall is not as good as sparse, you, get ready to manage the harem as soon as possible......"
"What??" Bai Suyun's little face turned white at that time, and her beautiful eyes were full of tears, "I don't agree, if you want him to marry a wife and take a concubine, unless he divorces me......"
"Now that you are newly married Yan'er, he will definitely not divorce you, but after the freshness in the future, you can't say ......" Daoist Yunzhongzi couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.
"Zhao Chuanxi, I hate you......" Bai Suyun glared at Zhao Chuanxi, and tears of anger fell down.
"Su Yun ......" Zhao Chuanxi's scalp was a little numb, "Our master, he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, you don't know, he has done a lot of dirty things, I forgot who told me yesterday, our master, actually put his apprentice's mother into the harem, how dirty do you say this is??" He told you that he might just beat you, but you must not fall for him and let him kidnap you......"
"Zhao Chuanxi, you are an unlucky apprentice...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice angrily, "The daughters-in-law I am looking for are all married to me, you ask your sister-in-law, does your daughter-in-law have a husband and wife relationship with me?" ”
"Chuanxi, you are not allowed to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain......" Qin Xiaojun glared at Zhao Chuanxi, "Su Yun was found for you, do you think I will find you a woman with water-based poplar flowers?" ”
"Sister-in-law teaches me ......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded busily, "Of course I can trust my sister-in-law......"
"But your peach blossom luck is indeed quite vigorous...... the girl couldn't help sighing, "I'm afraid it will be bitter for Suyun in the future......"
"Woo......" Bai Suyun covered her mouth and cried at that time, "Why is my life so bitter??" ”
"Why is my life so bitter......" The little girl heard Bai Suyun's cry, and hugged her mother and cried at that time.
"Yaya......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, and he glared angrily at this unlucky little apprentice.
"Auntie made a move, I'm afraid of hurting my wife, won't this give her a counterattack??" The little girl stopped crying at that time, and picked up the chopsticks to eat the vegetables.
"Although the behavior is ridiculous, but his heart is commendable, my wife didn't hurt you in vain......" The girl couldn't help but nod and stroked the top of the little apprentice's brain. Complimented.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong didn't have a good idea to say anything, so he snorted twice, even if he revealed the matter.
"Su Yun, ......" Zhao Chuanxi looked bitter and gently patted his daughter-in-law's shoulder.
"Don't touch me......" Bai Suyun shook his shoulders and said cryingly.
"I just want to tell you......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled bitterly, "No matter how many daughters-in-law I have in the future, your status in my heart will always be the first......"
"Sister-in-law......" Bai Suyun wiped her tears with sobs, and looked at her sister-in-law with red eyes, "I know that you have great powers." Can you help me? ”
"What to help you??" The girl asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Help me change our family's peach blossom luck into a peach blossom robbery ......," Bai Suyun said with a fierce look in his eyes and gritted his teeth.
"Huh??" When Zhao Chuanxi heard his daughter-in-law's words, his face changed at that time, "Wife, you ...... You're kidding, right?? ”
"Who was kidding you??" Bai Suyun glared at Zhao Chuanxi angrily, "Do you think I'm joking??" ”
"Sister-in-law......" Zhao Chuanxi saw his daughter-in-law like that, and knew that she really wanted to do this. So he looked at his sister-in-law, hoping that her sister-in-law would not be in the same league as her unlucky daughter-in-law.
"Ahem...... Qin Xiaojun coughed twice and glanced at Bai Suyun, "This changed the Peach Blossom Fortune to the Peach Blossom Tribulation." It's not impossible, but the price may be a little bigger, but I don't know if you can accept it......"
"No matter what the price, I will accept ......" Bai Suyun made a decisive look. Said firmly.
"Ahem......" Qin Xiaojun coughed twice, "Don't talk so much first, you first listen to what kind of price you have to pay." What if you think it's appropriate? I'll help you, and if you retreat, I'll just say nothing......"
"Sister-in-law, you can say it......" Bai Suyun took a deep breath, "I'm listening......"
"Well, it's not a big deal...... the girl pouted slightly, "It's your appearance, you may have to make a little sacrifice......"
"Looks??" Bai Suyun's eyes widened at that time, and his little hand subconsciously stroked his cheek, "Could it be...... Disfigured?? ”
"It's hard to say about this...... the girl raised her eyebrows, "Maybe the whole look is ruined, or maybe it's just a part of it, after all, this is a matter of luck, and there will always be some price......"
"Then that ......" Bai Suyun's little face showed a trace of horror, and his expression was a little uncertain, "Then this matter ......"
"Then this matter is so decided......" Bai Susu was quite excited, "Think about it, your appearance is only seen by the second master, as long as you don't look in the mirror, what you look like will have no effect on you......" As long as Bai Suyun is disfigured, her appearance in the future will be considered unique, well, in this small team, it can be regarded as unique.
"In that case, I'll prepare something for a while to help you change the peach blossom luck to the peach blossom robbery ......," Qin Xiaojun said lightly.
"When did they agree??" Bai Suyun's mouth was deflated, and she cried out at that time, "When did people agree??" The ugly girl said it, and they didn't say anything......"
"So what do you mean...... Disagree?? The girl asked, raising an eyebrow.
"If someone's appearance is ruined, he will not be ...... Just divorced people?? Bai Suyun pursed her mouth, glanced at Zhao Chuanxi viciously, and cried.
"Don't worry......" The girl smiled coldly, "You are my big matchmaker, I borrowed ten guts from him, and he didn't dare to divorce your ......"
"This ......" Bai Suyun pouted, and tears rolled down her cheeks, what if she didn't stop? ? Anyway...... Anyway, as long as the disfigurement is disfigured, the married life will definitely be gone, if there is no married life, then the two of them live together, what does it mean?? It's better to take a break.
But after all, this is about privacy, and she really can't open her mouth.
"Don't worry......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but sigh, and gently patted his daughter-in-law's shoulder, "Even if you are disfigured, I will not dislike your ......" In fact, Bai Suyun is his sister-in-law's matchmaker, not to mention lending him ten guts, even if he lends him his brother's guts, he will not dare to dislike them.
"Really??" Bai Suyun looked at her man with tears in her eyes, "Is what you said true??" ”
"Of course it's true......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled bitterly, "Do I still need to lie to you??" Besides, I don't dare to lie in this matter, although you are my daughter-in-law, you are also a member of the snake gang......"
"Are you going to say that??" Bai Suyun's eyes lit up, "This matter, it's really negotiable...... "After becoming a husband and wife with Zhao Chuanxi, she almost forgot her origin, a member of the Snake Gang, that great gang leader Bixia, but even a big man who can eat all the immortals, that is his own backer, backstage, with such a backer, with such a backstage, even if Zhao Chuanxi has a lot of women in the future, then his status will not be shaken at all, the position of the eldest sister, absolutely no one can pry it, this nominal advantage, The little vixens who will enter the door in the future will wait for your aunt and grandmother to clean up your own.
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