It didn't take long for the Queen Mother's attitude towards Niu Xuanzhu to make a 720-degree turn, who let her live now in the hands of others.

"Daxian, let me out, if you have any conditions, you can say it, and I will try my best to meet it."

"I'm quite satisfied now, you just stay in there, tell me when you're hungry, I'll throw you bread crumbs, you can't die."

In the memory of the Queen Mother, she had never groveled so to a person.

This purple gold gourd was originally the treasure of Taishang Laojun, and it was a tool for alchemy, and it would not take a moment for ordinary monsters and scattered immortals to turn into pus and blood when they were taken in, even if the queen mother's mana was still okay, but it couldn't last for three days.

"Daxian, I know your rules, robbing money does not hurt your life, I actually appreciate and support your behavior of robbing the rich and helping the poor, you are a thief in my mind, no, no, you are a righteous hero! Brother Yixia, I still have some gadgets in my cabinet, they are not worth anything, you can take them all if you like them, as long as you let me go. ”

"Oh? You're not trying to brush up on any tricks, are you? I won't open the cabinet with poison arrows, right? Tell you that we have also read martial arts novels, and we have also turned over the ghost blowing lamp, don't think about plotting against Lao Tzu. ”

"How can I expect you to let me out when you are happy." The Queen Mother said.

Niu Xuanzhu thought about it and felt that what the queen mother said made sense, so he came to the front of the queen mother's cabinet curiously.

The moment he opened the cabinet, Niu Zhuzhu was almost blinded by the essence light emitted by the magic weapon.

"You dare to yin Lao Tzu, see how I clean you up."

Niu Zhuzhu threw the purple gourd on the ground and began a one-man football game in the house.

Pass, shoot, pass, shoot! The room was tinkling.

"Daxian spares my life, I'm going to vomit, don't kick anymore, I didn't mean to, but you wronged me." The Queen Mother cried out heartbreakingly.

Brother Niu, do you say that the person begging for mercy is the high Dominatrix Queen Mother?

Brother Dog, you don't have to be so polite to talk to me, and I can't imagine hearing the Queen Mother's cry one day.

Two big brothers, what is the origin of this Niu Xuanzhu, stealing the elixir, beating the Jade Emperor, playing Chang'e, and imprisoning the Queen Mother, any one of these things can make the fairy world raise a red alarm, my spirit deer has been in the fairy world for so long, and I have never seen such an unbelievable thing.

This kid's character of not being afraid of heaven and earth is very much in line with my lion's appetite.

He's stupid, he can't think of many consequences before his eyes, so he is not afraid of heaven and earth, which is a bit similar to my donkey.

The five immortal beasts had long since stopped arguing, probably since the queen mother was imprisoned in the purple gold gourd, their topic began to turn to analyzing the character of Niu Zhuzhu and the good luck that no one believed when he said it.

Maybe we got a blessing in disguise this time and followed a peerless lucky star? Linglu Road.

Are you talking about the legendary peerless lucky star who thinks what he wants, what he does, and has a frank life without any setbacks? The donkey exclaimed.

Oh, yes. Linglu nodded.

You're looking at him. Donkey Road.

At this time, Niu Zhuzhu was too involved in kicking the ball, and wanted to play a trick, but accidentally stepped on the purple gourd, and lost his center of gravity, his head slammed on the table and fainted.

Well, I was wrong, obviously, he wasn't. Linglu said lightly.

The fairy beasts nodded together, and their opinions were surprisingly unanimous - the ox bolt pillar was nothing more than shit luck.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was receiving greetings from the immortals, and he received a lot of gifts for his illness.

The immortals are better than the human world, they are not hypocritical, they will pat their ass, they will give gifts, they will say anything, they will not hide it, and they will not blush.

Niu Xuanzhu's diary once commented: The atmosphere of the fairy world is called a direct, only a real villain, not a hypocrite.

In the process of accepting bribes, the Jade Emperor kept a photo-friendly smile all the time, except twice.

Chang'e kicked in the mood and handed over the moonlight treasure box (this is already a high-level treasure in the Moon Palace), and the Jade Emperor inadvertently brushed Chang'e's jade hand with a fleshy palm, and his face showed outstanding gentleness.

Could it be that he really has amnesia? Or was it stupid to be slapped with bricks? A hint of luck passed through Chang'e's heart.

When the Four Heavenly Kings were sick and gave them gifts with red eyes, the Jade Emperor's smile bloomed like a flower.

"Xiexie four, I heard that there is something wrong with the eyes of the four immortals, you must take care of yourself, I will not forget the benefits of the four of you."

Being able to get the care of the Jade Emperor made the Four Heavenly Kings happy and about to die, they were sure that the crisis had been resolved, and the Jade Emperor didn't know that he had seen a scene that he shouldn't have seen.

See how I repay you in a moment! The Jade Emperor couldn't wait to poke the eyes of the four people into eight blind holes at that time.

"Xiexie's care from all the immortal friends, I really deserve it, worrying about the fairy world and working hard is what I should do as a Jade Emperor, not to mention being sick, even if I am worried about the fairy world, I will not hesitate to do it."

Applause.

Lasting applause.

"I'm ashamed to accept the gifts of the fairy friends, and a list will be announced after the retreat from the dynasty for a while, and the fairy friends on the list will have a meal together in the evening, and discuss the future development of the fairy world casually."

The gods and immortals all had their eyes shining, and they were all nervous.

The order of this list is obviously sorted according to the value of the gift just now, and everyone is thinking about how likely the gift they gave out is to be shortlisted and become the guest of honor of the Jade Emperor, so as to get a chance to pat the Jade Emperor's ass up close.

"Next, let's start the discussion, and any issues that need to be reported for discussion can be raised." The Jade Emperor put away his smile and sat on the dragon chair.

"Bixia, I have an important situation to talk to you, this is so important, it may be the catastrophe of ten thousand years in the heavenly realm~" Taishang Laojun cried and walked out of the crowd and knelt in front of the Jade Emperor.

"Oh? What's wrong with you, Mr. Lao? Something to say slowly. "The Jade Emperor is not comforting Taishang Laojun, he really needs Laojun to slow down his speech.

This dead old man, I hate to listen to him the most, I don't know what I'm talking about, the system of choosing immortals at that time was not perfect, I only cared about testing mana, checking yin virtue, and forgot to take the Mandarin test.

"His life-root elixir was lost by the two Dao boys, and it was really a catastrophe for him for ten thousand years." I don't know who in the crowd shouted.

“haha，haha~”

Everyone in the room laughed happily - what could be happier than seeing someone else unlucky.

"Lao Jun, the festival mourning is smooth, let's refine it again when this elixir is gone, it's not worth it if you cry badly." The Jade Emperor was also laughing in his heart, but he couldn't show it, and he endured it extremely hard.

Damn, what is the feeling of having an online game number that has been practiced for tens of thousands of years being stolen, and you don't have a backache when you stand and talk. Taishang Laojun scolded secretly in his heart, but he still used an angry expression on his face to win sympathy.

"No, it's really a crisis in the fairy world, Bixia, this piece is not a simple theft of Si pieces, and the yellow evidence of the ox in the house is scattered, that thing is extremely foul-smelling, and it doesn't disperse for a few days, and it doesn't work to put activated carbon. Bixia, I judge, this is a super monster left, they are a group, they are a gang, their target is the entire fairy world, Bixia. ”

Taishang Laojun finished his words in one breath, thinking that this earth-shattering news would definitely cause a riot, and even frighten some timid immortals to pee their pants, but when he glanced around, all he saw were sympathetic eyes, like a group of people observing a nervous patient.

You're big, you're going to kill you one day. The Jade Emperor said in his heart.