Thank you Brother Dog for reminding me, I almost died at the hands of that poisonous woman.

It's good to say, it's you kid who is too slow to react, and if you are clever in the future, your innocence will kill everyone.

Fortunately, we didn't suffer a loss, we haven't been idle in the past two days, the dead woman actually dares to calculate Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is stupid and crazy to take the blame for you, this time Lao Tzu can escape, forget it, if you can't escape, you will definitely pull your back, there is a companion on Huangquan Road.

Niu Zhuzhu was originally fascinated by the lust heart, and he had already regretted it, and now he can finally break the contract justifiably, and he suddenly felt a sense of relief, like the pleasure after holding back for a day and finally releasing the excess water in his body.

Poor Chang'e, those emotional investments are going to be lost this time.

Moo, where are we going now?

Of course, it's going to the Nether, what's there to discuss, this is your territory, tell me how to run to the Nether.

The five immortal pets heard Niu Zhuzhu say this, and their heads shook very neatly.

You still can't bear to be here? Don't treat yourself as a fairy, okay, floating clouds, all floating clouds, there are so many beauties in the nether world.

As a spirit deer, I would never do such a thing as smuggling.

Pretending to be struck by lightning, little deer, if I had bitten off your stinky mouth before. The lion directly despised the righteousness of the spirit deer to death.

What the hell is going on, we're wanted now. There is also a person who doesn't know anything and is in a hurry.

It's still better to whistling dogs.

Do you have a reincarnation permit?

No.

Then you are the lower realm of Sifan, and you can't go through the process of rebirth.

So what.

Do you have mana?

Nonsense, of course not.

Do you know what the consequences of jumping out of a Boeing are?

Probably imaginable.

You don't have the mana to jump from the fairy realm a hundred times worse than that!

Although Niu Xuanzhu couldn't imagine what it would be like to be a hundred times worse than jumping from a Boeing plane, he was pretty sure that the way to escape to the Nether would be impossible.

Why don't we go find Rulan, she resurrected this kid, and she is responsible. The donkey came up with an idea.

You're a real ass! Linglu said with disdain, you don't think your life is long, right? Taishang Laojun can't find us yet, so send it to the door by yourself? Do you think that Rulan's little girl is like a monkey, and she will admit it?

You're a donkey! It's not a discussion, it's not a personal attack.

You're not a donkey, what are you!

Confucius said: There are many people who fight blindly, and many chickens do not lay eggs. Niu Xuanzhu now truly understands how correct the ancestor's wise saying is.

The discussion quickly turned into an argument, and no one listened to anyone else's opinions, and there was no actual content in their mouths, and the words they spoke quickly escalated from personal attacks to foul language.

Luckily, these brutes don't have any physical bodies, otherwise the scene would have been bloody. Niu Shuzhu thought to himself.

The energy of the immortal pets was all focused on quarreling, and no one would easily admit defeat, so they didn't notice that Niu Zhuzhu was wandering around, walking leisurely towards the Jade Emperor's bedroom.

Well, the buildings of this fairy world are still very magnificent, there are five-colored fairy qi between these buildings, and the feet are paved with light mist, and if you open a resort, you will definitely be able to make a lot of money.

Of course, there is a prerequisite for traveling here, and you must first go to the west.

I took a deep breath, well, this fresh air has not been breathed since I was born, and in the nether, if there is no haze, it is already considered fresh air.

The more he walked, the happier he became, and the more he walked, the more he went to the depths of the pavilions.

For a long time, due to the reason of being too stable, the security department of the fairy world is useless, and the Jade Emperor convened a meeting, most of the immortals were busy patting the Jade Emperor's ass, and the door gods who were forced to stay got together to find a place to play cards, which allowed the Niu Zhuzhu to drive straight in, and no one found it outside the Queen Mother's house.

The fragrance wafting from the room made the cow bolt stop and sniff it.

It's so fragrant, it's an Italian perfume.

"Bang~" The sound of the ceramic vessel shattering came, which made Niu Shuzhu tremble.

"Okay, you Jade Emperor, are you hiding from me, do you think I don't know if you don't see me and the things you did, don't let me catch you, this matter is not over!"

"Smack." Another crunch.

Well, this sound is louder than the one just now, I guess the first time it was a teacup, and this time even the teapot fell.

There must be a living in this house, how can women in the fairy world be so powerful, they can't be provoked.

Thinking of this, Niu Xuanzhu was ready to slip away, he expected that the woman in the house must be more tyrannical than Chang'e, and his own life was very precious, and he couldn't become someone else's punching bag.

"Who? Dare to peep? Look at how well I tie the fairy rope. ”

The door of the queen mother's house was pushed open by a gust of fairy wind, and a hemp rope rushed out of the house and went straight to the door of the bullbolt.

"Ahh There are snakes. Niu Shuzhu screamed, covered his head with his hands, and closed his eyes in fright.

Unexpectedly, the immortal rope that intimidated the heavenly realm actually hung down softly in front of Niu Shuzhu.

"Hemp rope? Am I not afraid of hemp rope if I haven't been bitten by snakes? The ox bolt kicked the hemp rope under his feet and muttered to himself.

"Huh? Not a god, are you a monster, look at my invincible magic weapon and look at the demon mirror! ”

The sound of the Queen Mother chanting the incantation attracted the attention of Niu Zhuzhu, and when she looked up, she found a mature woman holding a dressing mirror desperately looking at herself, and there were words in her mouth every year.

It only took three seconds for Niu Zhuzhu to be sure that he was suffering from a nervous disorder.

"Huh? The mana is so profound, demon, how can my queen mother show the majesty of my fairy world if I don't get rid of you today. ”

The Queen Mother threw the mirror aside, and began to rummage through the room.

"Demon, do you dare to agree if I call your name?" The Queen Mother said with a purple gold gourd.

"Haha, I know this, isn't it a purple gold gourd?" Niu Shuzhu clapped his hands.

It's not good, this demon even knows the name of my magic weapon, it seems that the Tao is very great, and I am afraid that I will suffer today. The Queen Mother was shocked.

"Who are you who dare to go wild in front of my queen mother?"

"You're the Queen Mother?"

"Yes."

"Wow, that's true...... Be...... Too...... Year... Light...... Hey, Queen Mother, Queen Mother, what are you doing in the gourd? ”

At the same time that Niu Xuanzhu sighed that the Queen Mother was young and beautiful, he witnessed the whole process of the Queen Mother being accepted by the purple gold gourd.

"Demon, you are so cunning, let me out, let's fight the three lilies, I still have a lot of magic weapons useless." The mournful voice of the Queen Mother came from the gourd.

Niu Zhuzhu shook his head slightly.

When I watched Journey to the West, I felt that this magic weapon had great design flaws, but I didn't have time to inform you of the fairy world.

Shouting the name, whoever agrees will accept whom, such an idiotic design, such a dangerous way to use, you still use it to collect demons, and you don't see if your own IQ keeps up.

While thinking about this, Niu Xuanzhu reached out and picked up the fairy rope on the ground, picked up the demon mirror, and Zuihou carried the capital gourd, walked into the house in a grand manner, and sat on the queen mother's jade couch.

After such a while, he received three magic weapons and trapped the first dominatrix queen mother of the fairy world.

There should be no safer place than here, I won't go out if I have nothing to do, and I can chat with the queen mother in the gourd when I'm bored, which is really good.

"Others use gourds to raise gnats, Lao Tzu uses gourds to raise the queen mother, look at the world, who is better than me!" The cow bolt pillar lying on the jade couch said proudly.