Chapter 589: Picking
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"It's not appropriate to use it here, right??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.
"What kind of master will teach what kind of apprentice to ......" The girl pouted, "In the future, don't pass on the bad problems you learned from the Internet to your daughter-in-law......
"Yes, yes......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded busily, "I just said it's smooth, and I haven't paid attention to it, so she learned from me......"
"I mean, are you father and daughter still smiling??" Sister Bai glanced at Zhang Wenge and Zhang Xiaohua'er, and her face suddenly showed a trace of unswerving, "Is my daughter so funny??" ”
"I won't laugh anymore, I really won't laugh anymore......" Zhang Xiaohua'er hurriedly covered her mouth and stopped laughing, but in her beautiful eyes, you can still see the smile.
"Uncle Zhang, don't smile with your mouth open, be careful of the bird feces falling from the sky, which is falling into your mouth......" Sister Bai glanced at Zhang Wenge and couldn't help sneering.
"Ga ......" Zhang Wenge heard the word bird, and the daxiao sound suddenly stopped, thinking of Zhao Chuanxi's fart, there was a sudden tumbling in his stomach, but thinking that everyone was at the table, he was stunned and suppressed.
"Dinner...... Silly girl Li Yan'er also woke up Gu Yunfeng, rushed out of the car with cheers, threw herself in front of the dining table, and sat down next to Nie Canglong.
"It turned out to be dinner...... Bai Susu also got out of the car, with a seductive blush on his face, and walked over shyly.
"Huh" Nie Canglong saw Li Yan'er sitting next to him, and Bai Susu also came out at this time, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh ......of relief.
"Silly girl, go next to your sister Bai ......" The girl glanced at Li Yan'er and said.
"Oh......" The silly girl Li Yan'er was very attached to Sister Bai, hearing Qin Xiaojun say this. Immediately, he stood up and moved to sit next to Sister Bai.
"Hehe......" Gu Yunfeng also got out of the car, and sat next to Nie Canglong, "Leave me a seat, you guys are really ......"
"Do you think this son is for you??" The girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng and said with a sneer.
"Look at you, aren't you just having a meal??" Gu Yunfeng stood up curtly and sat on the other side of Wang Xueying, "Why are you so particular??" Where can you not get enough to eat?? ”
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu's cold snort rang in everyone's ears, and then they saw the empty seat next to Nie Canglong. Let Yuan Siyu occupy it, "I can't help myself, don't you even know that this is what Xiaojun specially left for me??" I'm looking for herbs for her, and if I don't have some welfare, I won't be able to do it, right?? ”
"This is really not your ......" Wang Xueying stabbed Yuan Siyu's waist and eyes, and pointed to Bai Susu, who came behind the master shyly, "Didn't you see the main master coming??" Get out of your seat......"
"I ......" Yuan Siyu turned his head and glanced at Bai Susu, and couldn't help but stand up stupidly, "If it's someone else." I'm definitely not going to let it, I'll give this little snake demon a face today......"
"Xiexie Yuan Great Immortal......" Bai Susu thanked him shyly, and then sat down.
"You don't need to call the great immortal, just call the eldest sister......" Yuan Siyu sat next to Li Yan'er. It's called the Great Immortal, so I am called old, and I don't know how many years I think I've lived as an old antique......"
"Yes......" Bai Susu responded generously, "Sister Yuan......"
I said. Why don't you have dinner yet?? Yuan Siyu picked up a pair of chopsticks and ate a slice of meat, "This meat is very thin." It's so chewy......"
"Still waiting for people......" Sister Bai glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Uncle Zheng hasn't entered the table yet, so you will eat first??" ”
"I don't know what Uncle Zheng's black cat looks like, you say, could it be a little beauty with cat ears??" Nie Canglong began to speculate maliciously.
"I guess it's possible......" Zhao Chuanxi's eyes lit up, "Uncle Zheng's obscene one, playing five dozen times a day, eighty percent has already been psychologically distorted......"
"You two don't think about it, okay??" Zhang Wenge glanced at the two of them, "Your Uncle Zheng is still decent, it is impossible to do such an unreliable thing, get a little beauty back, let his daughter-in-law see it, and tear him up?" ”
"Uncle Zhang, you just think too much about the good of people......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout, "Uncle Zheng will definitely bring the little beauty home?" Wouldn't people destroy flowers and kill cats before going home? ? You must know that Uncle Zheng and Yuan Da Immortal are a stop at Zuihou, what Uncle Zheng is doing, it is quite difficult to say......"
"Canglong, the arranger behind you, this is not what you, a great immortal, should do......" Zheng Dongfang hugged a little black cat and walked over with a dissatisfied face.
"This beauty is too small, is Uncle Zheng a toothpick?" Zhao Chuanxi saw the kitten Zheng Dongfang was holding, and couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Zhao Chuanxi, you speak civilly, this is on the dinner table, if you talk nonsense again, just get out of the way for me......" Qin Xiaojun was not happy, in front of a group of women, saying such disgusting things, the specifications of this meal suddenly dropped countless grades.
"I won't say it, I won't say it......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly covered his mouth and said vaguely.
"It's still Xiaojun...... who is decent" Zheng Dongfang gave the girl a thumbs up, "The people at this table are no more upright than Xiaojun......"
"Uncle Zheng has won the award...... " The girl smiled slightly and said.
"No, no, no......" Zheng Dongfang shook his head, and sat next to Zhang Wenge with the little black cat in his arms, "I'm telling the truth, people like Canglong, if you weren't in charge, how much lawlessness would be there in this era, everyone used to think that Canglong was the big guy, but now it seems that you are the one who plays a key role......"
"I really don't refute you when you say this......" The girl suddenly became proud, "I'm quite knowledgeable about current affairs, and I will never do stupid things like mantis arms when I can't refute them......"
"Why am I so disgusting??" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but shudder. "I feel like this meal is not delicious today......"
"If it's not delicious, don't eat it......" The girl glared at Yuan Siyu, "Don't you see so many people in our snake gang watching from the side??" You don't eat to make room for them......"
"If I don't eat, I can't kill you??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl, then stretched out his chopsticks, gouged out the fish's eyes, and put them in his mouth.
"Master, let's eat......" Wang Xueying saw Yuan Siyu eating without any scruples, and immediately became a little anxious, and said eagerly to his wife.
"Let's eat......," the girl ordered, "don't worry about eating yourself." Remember to pick up the food for the old man......"
"Alas......" Bai Susu hurriedly responded.
With the girl's words, everyone immediately started to move, a pair of chopsticks quickly grabbed the dishes on the table, and stuffed them into their mouths.
"Don't wait for my master??" Zhao Chuanxi said vaguely while stuffing vegetables into his mouth.
"If you're willing to wait, you just wait......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "None of us will stop you, after all, we can't stop you, an apprentice, from respecting Master, right??" ”
"I am the same as my master, such a table of dishes. My master has no mouth, and if I wait stupidly and don't eat, then our master and apprentice will suffer more?? Zhao Chuanxi ate with his cheeks full, "So." Not only can I not stop eating, but I also have to eat more, and I will eat my master's share......"
"Master, do you want Yaya to eat your share too??" The little girl heard what Uncle Shi said, which made sense. Immediately, he looked at his master.
"If you talk more, Master will eat your share......" Nie Canglong glared at the little girl and said viciously.
"Don't say it, don't say it......" The little girl was startled at the time. I was busy eating.
"I said, Xiaojun......" Zhang Wenge ate slowly, "those girls over there, you don't care about them??" ”
"Yes, don't look at everyone as goblins......" Zheng Dongfang looked at a group of snake gang members standing not far away, and his face showed a trace of unbearable color, "But no matter how you say it, you have become a human, let's eat here, and people are watching from the side, this is really not very suitable......"
"Why don't you ......" the girl glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Uncle Zheng will move them somewhere??" ”
"Ahem...... Zheng Dongfang coughed violently twice, "When I didn't say it, in fact, I really didn't say anything just now...... and then he was bored.
"Xiaojun, to be honest, there are so many snake spirits, this problem of eating is indeed not a small problem......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.
"Su Su ......" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes and said slowly.
"The master eats vegetables......" Bai Susu heard the master's words, and immediately sandwiched a piece of fried meat and sent it to the master's mouth.
"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong suddenly felt his scalp tingle, stretched out his fingers, and wanted to pinch the meat slices of Bai Susu's sandwich, who knew that Bai Susu pulled the chopsticks and made him fall short.
"Unhygienic ......" Bai Susu sneered, and sent the slices of meat to the man's mouth again.
"It's only this once......" Nie Canglong had no choice but to open his mouth and eat this piece of meat, but he still warned him.
"Hee-hee-......" Bai Susu was quite satisfied, giggling, and began to eat vegetables, to be honest, she was a snake before, and she had never eaten such a delicious dish, so she naturally wanted to take the opportunity to taste it.
In other words, this Chinese cuisine is in a leading position in the whole shijie, the cuisine of Western countries, focusing on the original taste, to put it bluntly, it is half-baked, when you eat, you have to eat it with your eyes closed, who knows how many parasites there are?? There is no comparison with oriental food.
"I said, this logistics......" Nie Canglong finished eating the meat slices and continued to discuss the topic with the girl just now.
"Ahem......" The girl obviously didn't want to talk to the man, coughed twice, and glanced at Bai Susu, "Susu ......"
"The old man eats vegetables...... Bai Susu is also well-behaved, and immediately sandwiched a crisp and tender wild vegetable stalk and sent it to the man's mouth.
"Hmph...... the girl glanced at the man and smiled proudly.
"Didn't you say it's just once??" Nie Canglong glanced at Bai Susu and said.
"It was meat just now, but now it's wild vegetables...... Bai Susu looked at the man with an earnest face, and said pitifully.
"Look at you, what are you hypocritical??" Yuan Siyu looked at Nie Canglong and laughed evilly. "The beauty is deep, and the dishes are brought to your mouth, so you can follow ......"
"That's it......" Sister Bai also smiled evilly, "When it's the best, I ...... the chopsticks and ."
"I found out...... Wang Xueying's little face was also full of evil smiles, "It doesn't seem to be a chopstick......
"Isn't that an indirect kiss??" Gu Yunfeng said with a surprised expression.
"I said, isn't it just a dish??" Zheng Dongfang's face was full of helpless wry smiles, "Are you so squeezing others??" If your eyes are red, and you do the same, I don't believe it. You will not eat the dragon if you clip it......"
"Lao Zheng, what are you talking nonsense??" Zhang Wenge's head was sweating, and he quickly pulled Zheng Dongfang, "You still don't know the relationship between this girl and Canglong, right?" As he spoke, he made a gesture that the two of them were a couple.
"Can't you??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened at that time, "This...... Isn't this scientific......"
"Can you explain the matter between men and women in science?" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but roll his eyes, "That little goblin is Xiaojun's person, and he uses it privately...... Do you understand?? ”
"Oh......" Zheng Dongfang suddenly suddenly. Close-fitting maids and the like, this can be understood, in the past, this close-fitting maid. It's like a concubine, sleeping and warming the bed and having a baby, it's all the way it should be......"
"Got it......" The corners of Zhang Wenge's mouth twitched slightly, "What you said just now offended people......
"Oops......" Zheng Dongfang swept around the table. Sure enough, seeing that everyone was looking at him with quite unkind eyes, he couldn't help but stand up, "It was me Meng Lang just now." I'm sorry for all of you who shouldn't have said it, and I picked up this glass of wine...... Well?? What about wine?? When I was about to make amends, I found that the wine glasses I brought were still stacked empty, and I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"Little Green Snake, go to the refrigerator of Chuanxi's house and bring our jar of wine......" The girl glanced at Nie Canglong and said.
"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi was stunned, "In the refrigerator at our house, isn't that wine ours?" ”
"I only made a car for you, but I didn't say that I even gave you wine......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, and Ma Yu'er rushed into Zhao Chuanxi's wedding number and took the wine.
"This ......" Bai Susu was still holding a wild vegetable stalk, and the man slipped away, and he was quite embarrassed for a while.
"What is this??" The girl glanced at Bai Susu, and then as soon as she probed, she took the wild vegetable stalk over, and then chewed it gently, it was really fragrant, "The taste of this wild vegetable is really good......
"The owner likes to eat...... Bai Susu is very beautiful, and he sandwiched two wild vegetable stalks, "I'll clip ...... for you"
"Eat it yourself...... the girl glanced at Bai Susu, "You little goblin, this is the first time you've eaten this kind of noodles, right??" Eat more for the first time, and let me see if you have a good tongue......"
"Huh??" When Bai Susu heard this, he was immediately a little puzzled, why is this tongue still good or bad? ?
"Stupid ......" Wang Xueying pulled Bai Susu by the hand, "What the master means is that if you have a good tongue, I will train you to the cook in the future, what is the cook lady, you know it, right?" It's a ...... who specializes in cooking."
"Master, master......" Bai Susu was excited when she heard Wang Xueying say this, grabbing her master's sleeve, "I can eat all the flavors......
"As long as the sense of taste is not out of order, you can eat it...... Wang Xueying hurriedly grabbed her, "If you can taste the seasoning and heat in the dish, this is called a good tongue......
"I can too, I can ...... too" Bai Susu didn't even look at Wang Xueying, looked at the master excitedly, nodded again and again.
"Since you are so confident...... the girl glanced at Bai Susu, "then I will train you to be a cook......
"Uh-huh......" Bai Susu nodded repeatedly, "Susu will definitely live up to the master's expectations......"
"How do I feel like I'm back in a feudal society??" Zheng Dongfang heard Bai Susu's shouting of one master, and suddenly felt like a time and space rotation, that evil feudal society, do you have signs of recovery again? ?
"Lao Zheng, be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth......" Zhang Wenge's eyes couldn't help but froze, and he said in a low voice.
"Feudal society is not unpleasant...... Zheng Dongfang smiled, "Old Master Confucius is still a supporter of slavery......
"How did Master Confucius become a supporter of slavery?? Saying that he is a supporter of the feudal system, I believe ......" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at Zheng Dongfang in some surprise and said.
"Old Master Confucius is indeed a supporter of slavery......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but sigh, "I didn't expect that Uncle Zheng also had such an understanding......
"Are you kidding??" Sister Bai glanced at the girl, "What's wrong with you being a top student of Peking University??" Uncle Zheng is a university teacher, and when it comes to cultural knowledge, he is far better than you......"
"Sister-in-law, is this old Master Kong really a supporter of slavery??" Zhao Chuanxi felt that this shijie was a little ...... It's a bit funny, Confucius Laofu, who has ruled the feudal public opinion and ideological circles for thousands of years, is actually a supporter of the slavery system, which is simply a big joke in the world.
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