Chapter 590: Fooling You
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"Master Confucius is a staunch supporter of the Zhou royal family, and the Zhou royal family is a representative of the slavery system, so it is normal for Confucius to support the slavery system......" Zheng Dongfang also sighed, "As for the writings of Confucius Laofu, in fact, how can he have any writings??" Like "The Analects" or something, it's just his disciple, who took his name and issued a book of quotations in the world, in fact, if this matter is put in modern times, just this naming fee, Confucius and his disciples will have a lawsuit to fight ......"
"That's right......" the girl nodded, "The shijie depicted by Master Kong is a shijie of war, do you know what war is?" It is to grab the land, turn all the conquered into slaves, and their territory will all become the private property of the conquerors, like now, for dozens of square meters of real estate, it is a fool's job......"
"Then in the eyes of Old Master Kong, how can it be regarded as what a smart person should do??" Zhao Chuanxi felt that his view of shijie had been completely subverted.
"Rob the ......" The girl glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "Turn other people's into your own, this is what a smart person can do, for example, defeat the landlord bully, and then step on 10,000 feet ......"
"Isn't this a matter of fighting local tyrants and dividing the land??" Zhao Chuanxi felt that the late great leader, he was really too smart.
"Actually, on Shijie, there are several gods recognized by the whole Shijie, Master Kong is one, our late great leader, and also a ......" Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.
"I'm a little dizzy......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly felt like the world was turned upside down.
"Dizzy what??" Nie Canglong came back with a jar of wine, and there was still a layer of frost on the jar, "Hurry up and pour the wine, it's cold." I don't know if I will have diarrhea after drinking it......" said and threw the wine jar to Zhao Chuanxi.
"You say, we will get this wine, why do we have to drink it??" Zhao Chuanxi hugged the wine jar, and he was really reluctant.
"If you don't drink, I won't force you......" Nie Canglong sat back in his seat, "There are fewer drinks and more people, if you don't drink, I can just drink more......"
"Why don't I drink it?? Why don't I drink it?? Zhao Chuanxi pursed his lips and opened the wine jar. Then start pouring drinks for everyone.
"If you want to say that this wine is still delicious made by the ancient method...... Zheng Dongfang picked up a glass of wine, leaned to the end of his nose, sniffed it gently, and a rich aroma of wine instantly poured into his nasal cavity. I couldn't help but close my eyes a little intoxicated.
"Is it good??" Wang Xueying picked up a glass of wine, brought it to her lips, and took a sip gently, "This is the previous wine after all." The food is not very good, and I don't know what the new grain will taste like now......"
"Comrade, the grain is not ripe yet...... Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his nephew. The new grain now is also the ...... of this year's fight."
"There are so many elves in this world, it's hard to say if you want food??" Wang Xueying pouted. "If you get a bunch of elves and grow food, the peasant uncle will be freed from heavy manual labor......"
"Hey......" Zhang Wenge stood up excitedly at that time, "Xue Ying's words are to the point, to the point, in the future, use elves to farm the land, this idea is simply amazing, elves naturally have to be managed by elves......"
"I said Dad, what are you crazy about??" Zhang Xiaohuaer hurriedly pulled her father, "Eat, hurry up and sit down......"
"Hey, hey, hey......" Although Zhang Wenge was very happy, he still sat down, just like his daughter said, now that he is eating, the matter of farming can be discussed at another time.
"It's really good to use elves to manage elves......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge, "But can anyone submit to this elf?" In this way, can you imagine what this shijie will become? The food is in the hands of a few people, and then the wind and rain are called, and the miserable ......"
"It's understandable to call for wind and rain, why did you still run out of a miserable person??" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong in some surprise and said with some puzzlement.
"Absolute rights represent absolute depravity, especially the power to control people's existence, which is not an exag......geration to describe it as miserable," Nie Canglong said.
"Canglong has a point...... Zhang Dongfang sighed, "If the grain is in the hands of a few people, it is really a strange commodity to live in, unless, there is a character who makes a hard rule for them to limit the price of grain......" said that, he looked at Nie Canglong.
"What are you looking at me for??" When Nie Canglong saw Zheng Dongfang's gaze looking at him, he immediately felt a creepy feeling.
"Canglong......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "The task of saving Shijie will fall on you......"
"Why??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "Why did it fall on me??" I'm not that great......"
"Master, you are so great...... Bai Susu looked at the man with admiration, "You must be able to do it......"
"What's the matter with you?? Eat your food......" Nie Canglong glared at Bai Susu, this stupid girl is even more stupid than Li Yan'er, it's okay, why am I going to do that? ?
"Oh......" Bai Susu pouted, didn't dare to say more, and Wenwen quietly began to eat.
"Little Green Snake, why don't you have any sense of social responsibility at all??" Qin Xiaojun gave the man a blank look, "I'm very disappointed in you, you know??" ”
"I can't do that job...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "What price people want for other people's food, that's what price it is, and I'm not from the Price Bureau, can I control people??" ”
"It's hard to say??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I'll tell my dad to go and ask him to arrange you to work in the price bureau and give you the status of a civil servant, so that if you do a good job under my dad, let my dad give you a promotion until you can manage the price ...... the whole country."
"Oh. I'm a big immortal, so I've become a price manager, and my value as a great immortal is too low, right?? Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes and said dissatisfiedly.
"Hey......" The girl was a little unhappy, "My dad is only a department-level cadre, and you still want to take care of my dad??" ”
"I'll just take care of your father......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pout, "Xiao Qin, I heard that your daughter is rude and willful, and she has a bad stomach, and she can't get married in this life." Your superior, I haven't married a daughter-in-law at such an old age, so I reluctantly married your daughter......"
"Little green snake, are you looking for death??" The girl's little face was black at that time, and her little hand reached directly to the man's waist, and then twisted fiercely on the soft flesh of his waist.
"Oops......" Nie Canglong suddenly pretended to scream, "The queen spares her life......"
"Canglong, you deserve it, do you know? ? You actually call your father-in-law Xiao Qin, you just let Xiao Jun strangle to death, and you are not wronged......" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but sigh and said.
"Still rude and capricious?? Still have a bad stomach?? Yuan Siyu looked at Nie Canglong and sneered. How stupid do you say you have to be?? Just know it in your own heart, can you say it? ? ”
"Hey......" Qin Xiaojun was not happy, and glared at Yuan Siyu angrily, "I said Yuan Da Immortal." What do you mean?? ”
"What can I mean??" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "Aren't I helping you denounce a bad guy who likes to talk nonsense and create rumors?" ”
"But how can I listen to every word you say, it seems like it is deliberately aimed at me??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu. Said.
"No ......" Yuan Siyu shook his head, "You must have misunderstood......"
"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "count you fast." Otherwise, there will be a ...... that will make you feel good."
"Hey...... Zhao Chuanxi took a glass of wine with a sneer, and respectfully put it in front of Qin Xiaojun, "Sister-in-law, you are angry with these laymen, let's still drink the bar, this glass of wine is poured for you by the younger brother himself, you look at the other cups, it is all half-bottomed, and you are full......"
"What??" The girl took the wine glass and looked at Zhao Chuanxi with a sneer, "You still want to pour me, don't you?" ”
"Hey, hey......" Zhao Chuanxi was suddenly shocked, and looked at his sister-in-law with a resentful face, "Sister-in-law, if you say that, it will really hurt my heart, this wine must be poured full, and the tea must be poured shallow, this is the rule on the wine table, I don't believe you don't know......"
"Okay...... the girl waved her hand, "I've wronged you......"
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu sneered, "Someone is covered with hooves, no matter where he shoots, he can kick you......"
"Immortal Yuan, are you talking about yourself??" The girl took a sip of wine, raised her eyes and glanced at Yuan Siyu, and said lightly.
"Who am I talking about, who ......knows it in their own hearts," Yuan Siyu couldn't help but snort coldly and said.
"I don't know......" The girl put the wine glass on the table and looked at Yuan Siyu coldly, "You better make it clear......
"That means you......" Yuan Siyu was quite confident, and looked at the girl without showing weakness, anyway, all your broken medicine has been confiscated and destroyed, I see if you have anything else to handle.
"It seems ......" The girl looked at the sky, making a lonely life like snow, and sighed faintly, "I've been silent for too long, and someone has forgotten who I am Qin Xiaojun......"
"Aren't you Qin Xiaojun Qin Xiaojun??" Yuan Siyu pursed her lips, "You are the daughter of Secretary Qin, the little princess of Miao Village, my God, it's so scary......"
"Little green snake, I'm sorry, I fooled you......" The girl glanced at the man and said apologetically.
When Yuan Siyu heard the girl say this, her heart suddenly beat a drum, and an ominous premonition swirled in her heart.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong listened to the girl's words, and was stunned for a moment, and his face showed a trace of incomprehension, "Why are you fooling me??" ”
"I'll fool you if you laugh and get married......" The girl showed a look of shame on her face, "I just saw that you were a layman, and I couldn't tell the difference, so I fooled you with ordinary cold medicine......"
"Fooled me with cold medicine??" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed, "Isn't there a recipe on the package?" ”
"I know that as soon as I take out the medicine, you will destroy it for me. So I ...... the girl couldn't even look up in shame.
"So......" Nie Canglong understood at the time, and his face immediately turned as black as the bottom of the pot, "You just use the paper with the prescription to wrap the cold medicine, and as soon as I see the formula on the paper, I treat the cold medicine as that kind of ......."
"I'm sorry......" the girl hung her head in shame, "I won't dare to ...... again"
"Xiaojun, I know it's wrong......" Yuan Siyu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat on his head, jumped up in a hurry, and ran behind the girl. Bent his knees, fell to his knees, hugged her slender waist, and cried pitifully.
"Little green snake, I want to ask you to forgive me......" The girl glanced at the man pitifully, "because, what I have to do in a moment may make you unhappy, but I promise you." I'm not going to do anything that upsets you again......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong's cold sweat came down, "What are you going to do??" ”
"Xiaojun, sister really knows that she is wrong, you can forgive sister......" Yuan Siyu listened to the girl's words. Immediately howled and cried bitterly, and the tears flowed down the corners of her eyes, "Sister will never dare to ...... again"
"Whose sister are you??" The girl couldn't help but sneer.
"I'm not anyone's sister, I'm your sister. I'm your sister......" Yuan Siyu immediately threw away everything about the festival, she didn't want to become a nymphomaniac.
"You just said. Who's covered in hooves?? The girl asked with a sneer.
"My ......" Yuan Siyu said without hesitation at all, "I belong to a donkey, and I have hooves all over my body......"
"I see......" the girl nodded involuntarily, "It seems that you are quite self-aware......"
"Xiaojun, people know it's wrong, so don't give people that kind of magic medicine......" Yuan Siyu said pitifully.
"Judging by how well you behaved, I'll spare you this time, if there is a next time......" The girl said slowly.
"I promise that there will be no next time, there will be absolutely no next time...... Yuan Siyu promised again and again.
"Get up," the girl said lightly......
"Alas...... Yuan Siyu hurriedly responded, and stood up cautiously, "Sister Xiaojun, what do you want to eat?" I'm long, I'll clip it to you......"
"No need to ......," the girl waved her hand, "you sit back in your seat, if I want to eat anything, I can ...... myself."
"With such a noble status, you can eat your own vegetables, it will be too cheap......" Yuan Siyu said flatteringly.
"There are many people who are willing to serve me vegetables, there is no shortage of you ......" The girl didn't even look at Yuan Siyu, but waved her hand lightly, "Little black ......"
"Blackie??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the big black horse not far away, "Little black is a hoof, and it can't hold chopsticks." ”
"Great helper Bixia, did you call me??" The girl beckoned to Xiao Hei, but the little dragon didn't come, but the beautiful mature woman ran over, "I don't know what you command??" ”
"Huh??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the beautiful mature woman, "It's a big black python, this thing is rare......
"Gang leader bixia......" The beautiful mature woman heard Yuan Siyu call out her body, and couldn't help but hide behind the girl in some horror, looking at Yuan Daxian vigilantly.
"This is a great immortal ......," the girl pointed at Yuan Siyu, "It's normal to be able to call out your body......"
"It turned out to be a great immortal??" The eyes of the beautiful mature woman lit up, but she could see it clearly just now, it was this great fairy, holding the great and wise helper Bixia, crying, asking for the forgiveness of the great and wise helper Bixia, it seems that the helper Bixia is really similar to the deputy helper Bixia, thousands of years, dominating the rivers and lakes.
"Oops......" Yuan Siyu made the beautiful mature woman look a little embarrassed, she was not stupid, she naturally knew that her great immortal had become a stepping stone for Qin Xiaojun to establish absolute prestige, "What big immortal is not a big immortal??" In front of the great helper Bixia, I'm actually one, the small one can't be smaller, that one...... Little ant ......"
"Mmmm......" The beautiful mature woman couldn't help nodding, "No wonder it's a great fairy, it's a level ...... when you speak."
"......" On Yuan Siyu's head, a black line suddenly appeared, is this praising me or hurting me? ? Why do I get more confused the more I listen??
"Okay......" Qin Xiaojun said lightly, "Xiao Hei, I feel quite good about the Go you made, and I am quite satisfied, so what I promised you at the beginning should also be fulfilled......"
"Is the helper Bixia going to give someone a nice name??" The big eyes of a beautiful mature woman lit up at that time.
"That's right......" the girl nodded, "Your surname is Hei, and you have such a good figure, I think it's okay to call you Hei Meimei, Meimei's Mei ......"
"Hei Meimei??" The beautiful mature woman blinked her eyes, if you want to say that she tastes the quality of a name, she really doesn't have that ability, you say that a snake spirit who has just opened her mind, what kind of taste can she have? ?
"Aren't all plum blossoms white??" Nie Canglong said with some surprise.
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