[313] You accompany your husband, and I accompany my wife

For Aunt Ren to be locked up in a hotel and forcibly quarantined, the happiest person turned out to be Amy.

She called me as soon as she called and shared her joy with me.

"Hahahahahaha Who made her so fierce to me! Damned! ”

Amy laughed breathlessly, clutching her stomach and rolling on the bed, I could imagine the joy through the microphone.

β€œhahahaha…… And is it locked up with the manservant's father? Amy's laughter became more and more disgusting, "Lonely men and widows are in the same room, maybe when you release it, Ren Hongli will already be pregnant with your little brother or little sister!" Miss Ben wants to see how she demonstrates us when she has a big belly, and how she scolds us arrogantly! ”

"You dream about it!" I said, "Aunt Ren won't be interested in my dad!" And even if my dad has seen too much beastliness, he is not Aunt Ren's opponent! Even tying the three of him together can't beat Aunt Ren! ”

"Three of him? What do you mean? Amy asked curiously, "Do you have three dads?" ”

You've got three dads! It's a metaphor! Do you understand the metaphor! It seems that Amy's Chinese grade 10 has water in it, and there will be a lot of hot words on the Internet, but some old sayings may not be known!

"What I mean by that sentence is that Aunt Ren can fight against my father, and she can fight three at a time, and she won't be panting afterwards. In addition, don't worry about it, although Aunt Ren is trapped in the hotel, she won't live in the same room as her father! ”

"Huh? So where does she live? ”

"Hmm...... Although my dad lived in a standard room with two single beds, sometimes his old classmates went there for night talks...... But after Aunt Ren knew that she couldn't escape from isolation, she immediately kicked her father out! ”

"Do doves occupy the magpie's nest? is worthy of being the mother of a violent woman, what a barbaric ......"

"Eh, Amy, you're using this idiom well......"

"Of course! But I don't need a valet to compliment me! And then what happened? ”

"Later, Aunt Ren broke up a couple who came to the hotel for their wedding anniversary, lived with the woman by herself, and drove her father to the man......"

"Break up!? Forcing them to divorce? Ren Hongli's own marriage failure, can't he see other people's family harmony? It's just disgusting! ”

"No, I didn't force them to divorce, I just let them live separately...... Anyway, the couple had a quarrel on their wedding anniversary, and they were having a conflict, and they didn't want to live together......"

"I see, it's boring......"

When my father told me about this, he admitted that he was a little cautious at the time, hoping that Aunt Ren would share a room with him, but that wish quickly burst like a soap bubble.

After being sent to the man's room, not to mention the idea of compiling teaching materials, the other party kept complaining to him:

"Were you also kicked out by your wife? Then our brothers are both fallen people at the end of the world! ”

"Alas, it is said that marriage is Aiqing's grave, you see how good they are when they are not married."

"I'm just saying that their family has been doing too many happy events recently, and they haven't had a break for several weekends, so they just go to the ceremony...... I didn't expect her to blow up the nest all of a sudden! ”

"Huh? Are you a teacher? Which university do you think my son should apply to? ”

, my dad wanted to rush up and beat someone! The function curves are all drawn incorrectly! But when I saw that the other party was a big fat man of more than 200 pounds, I had to endure it!

At night, the fat man was still snoring loudly, and it was not easy for her wife to endure it all the time.

All in all, although Aunt Ren and her father were trapped in the hotel together, they were not alone in the same room, but because the roommates were husband and wife, the two still looked up and didn't look down.

It's just that every time we meet, Aunt Ren doesn't give her father a good face, as if it's her father's fault that she is trapped here and can't get out.

However, she was not completely unable to participate in the filming activities, she forced her father's laptop, used remote video to talk to the director of Dongshan Film and Television City, and verbally commanded the actors on the stage, although awkward, it was much better than being completely absent.

Aunt Ren's work was barely guaranteed, but Dad's work on compiling textbooks was completely delayed, but Dad's old classmate was very reasonable, saying that the force majeure of avian flu was something that could not be helped, and it didn't matter if it took more time to compile textbooks.

In fact, force majeure is not bird flu! Dad stays in the hotel every day, even if the lockdown and isolation don't have much impact on him! Force majeure is obviously Aunt Ren! Aunt Ren drove her father to the snoring fat man's room and snatched the laptop, Aunt Ren is the culprit of her father's inability to complete his work!

No matter how hard Aunt Ren worked and lacked Wu Zhi's on-site guidance, the filming progress of the crew still declined, thanks to her, Amy had some vacation time.

"Manservant, I'm going to Henderson Shopping Center on Sunday, you come and accompany me!" Then she lowered her voice, "Remember to buy me a Coke to drink, I don't know Weishenme, Peng Thos let his guard down as soon as he approached the Henderson Mall - it may have something to do with him being a......"

The "base" of Henderson Commercial Building is not the "base" of the! Penthos saw that you were too stressed and deliberately gave you a quota of one Coke a week! Are you going to Henderson Shopping Mall tomorrow? It's okay, I've been thinking about the little panties lately, and I've deviated from my brother's normal route, so I'll accompany Amy for another day!

After receiving an affirmative answer, Amy hung up the phone and couldn't sleep, so she asked her subordinates to check Aunt Ren's room number, and asked 005 to pinch her nose and make harassing calls to Aunt Ren.

"Hello, is it Ms. Ren Red Ghost? The original owner of this room is cursing you in his sleep, and we are the cursed spirits who help others, and we have been entrusted by him to inform you of this......"

Aunt Ren thought that the call was made by her father, dropped the microphone, and came to her father's room angrily, and saw a person nested in the quilt, his hand was very close to the phone on the bedside table, and he kicked it through the quilt without saying anything.

When my father came out of the bathroom, he was surprised to find that the fat man in the bed was already unconscious, and the fatal thing was that the fat man in the coma was still snoring, and it was louder than usual.

Xiaoqin learned about her mother's quarantine relatively late, probably because Aunt Ren called her daughter after she found that there was no hope of escaping from the hotel.

It's nothing more than asking Xiaoqin to take good care of herself, don't be stupid, she will ask her friends to help take care of (monitor) her daughter.

When Xiaoqin contacted me, listening to the tone, she didn't think about it very seriously.

"Actually, it's a pity not to live in a room......"

Huh? It's not appropriate for a woman to say this! Our man didn't care......

"If we live in one room, we can discuss our marriage, and talk about it late at night!"

Sure enough, do you still only think about things from your own perspective? Is it already tacitly accepted that they are in the relationship between father-in-law and mother-in-law? Don't be naΓ―ve! Until then, they were a mature man and woman with strong desires! Thankfully they didn't stay in a room, otherwise you would have prayed that they wouldn't do anything else until late at night!

Before going to bed, I ran an online store for a while, and "Uncle Fireball" sent me a message asking if the "White Rose" plain underwear could be shipped tomorrow.

I thought about it, tomorrow is Sunday, although I have been wearing it on Shu Zhe for about 72 hours, there is no need to go to his house to recycle underwear, and Shu Zhe also promised to take his sister to buy sneakers.

So I apologized to Uncle Fireball, saying that Miss Model had some personal matters on her body, and the panties would have to be worn a little longer before they could be delivered on Monday.

Uncle Fireball was not the slightest dissatisfied, and because he only spent 300 yuan, he let Miss Model wear it on him for four days, feeling that he had earned it and was complacent.

Some of the other shopping lists are relatively ordinary, such as the backyard exciting jumping egg, mace, tall tree Maria's real inverted mold, and US President Obama's simulated male 'root' (these goods are already ordinary in my eyes, how sad), I packed them and planned to send them to the courier to take them away.

Early on Sunday morning, I took a cool shower, changed into casual clothes, and ran around Dongshan Lake three times in good spirits.

The old man didn't come to practice boxing, thinking that his back pain had not healed and he was recuperating at home, which meant that I had to continue to carry eggs with me.

But it doesn't matter, it's just to accompany Amy to the shopping mall to play, and it's not a fight with someone, so it shouldn't get to the point of broken eggs.

As I did last week, I took Amy to the elevator to the 6th floor (she kept her eyes closed all the way) and asked for a bite to eat in the dining area, not forgetting the all-important Coke.

Amy drank a drop of Coke from the bottle, greedily slammed the bottle with her cat-like little tongue, and her eyes lifted up as if she had something to say.

Do you still want it? Although this rare look can be very impressive, even my sister can't be too dependent on her temperament, Coke is not a healthy drink after all!

So I shook my head and signaled that I couldn't drink any more Coke, and lied to her that Penthos had arranged for a sniper on the roof of the opposite building if she dared to buy more than one bottle of Coke......

"Are you going to beat the Coke seller to death!?" Amy couldn't be more serious.

"What's the matter with the people who sell Coke! It's to pierce the Coke bottle in your hand! Then the Coke will be all spilled on the ground! You wouldn't want to have such a dirty floor, would you? ”

"Hmph, don't look down on people, I only spilled it on myself!"

What to be proud of! Tian himself is also embarrassed by the Coke! And believing my lies without question, is there really a sniper in the bodyguard team? But Weishenme had never seen anyone like that?