Huh? Isn't it the first time Obama has done it with Amy's panties to exchange food with someone else? It turns out that instead of having alien intelligence, was it taught as a conditioned reflex by some stalker?

No matter what the truth is, the International Lolicon Alliance (NLI) should really award you the Medal of Honor!

I just said that you are an imperialist dog, and I really blame you!

Although you have the same name as the President of the United States, you are so shared, you are a rare dog who is qualified to be the successor of communism! Just like the Oba President Ma who "watched the sea and listened to the waves", he threw himself into the arms of communism without hesitation and sang "Long Live the Motherland" under the blood-stained red flag!

Although Obama clung to his underwear and refused to let go (for him it was hard currency in exchange for food), he was eventually subdued by Penthos, who rushed to hear the noise.

"Throw it in the machine and smash it!" Penthos handed the panties to 005 and ordered.

Nima is really Lang Fei! The space in the RV is so precious, and there is still a crusher to occupy space! No, I can't look at the shredder, and the thought of throwing 20,000 dollars into the shredder makes my heart bleed!

Although the first attempt to hunt for my sister's panties failed, I got valuable information, and as long as the timing is right, plus "dog food + dog braces", maybe I can get small panties that don't get saliva!

But where to get such a big dog braces? Or is it not good to have braces, saliva is mainly stained on the tongue, and you have to use a "tongue sleeve"...... It's so annoying to be a human being!

In the afternoon, Su Qiao called me again, saying that her agent wanted to meet me in a nearby café, and I thought that the other party was so enthusiastic that he probably wanted to trick me, so he refused Su Qiao's kindness under the pretext that he couldn't drink coffee due to the recurrence of hemorrhoids.

I then circled the RV several more times, trying to analyze the internal structure with logical skills, but I didn't get much of it.

Amy wasn't barred from entering the RV, but she was in a bad mood today and didn't allow me to go near her private area, only allowing me to sit in the back of the car with the bodyguards.

Is the tail compartment of Nima's car a place for people to stay! It's more than the difference between first class and economy class! Seven or eight bodyguards with big shoulders and round waists were crammed into two rows of small seats, unable to stretch their arms, staring at each other as if they were going to carry out the Normandy landings!

Is it so that you can respond to emergencies and make it easier to quickly attack from the rear door? Don't make a big fuss! What kind of lolicon requires 8 strong men armed to the teeth to deal with!

Could it be Ben **! Did you eat the resurrection fruit in the deep sea.,At the same time, I accidentally became Loricon's original **! Leave this kind of thing to the X-Men and S.H.I.E.L.D. to solve! You 8 people are squatting here to cover your stinky sweat, and you can't deal with a bazooka of the real **!

The most excessive thing is that in the middle of the floor of the rear compartment, there is a round hole the size of a volleyball! What I'm talking about, you don't believe it! It's for peeing! In order not to leave his post without permission, he urinated against the round hole when his bladder was full! Although there is a special toilet for bodyguards in the middle of the carriage, you are not allowed to use it if you don't have to!

It's too much! What kind of life is the bodyguard class in the United States? Weishenme don't hurry up and overthrow the evil capitalists who exploit you under the leadership of Mao Zedong's quotations!

Wait, it seems that Ai Shuqiao is the evil capitalist, generally speaking, calling on others to bring down his mother, this is what only villains do, right?

But it doesn't matter! I don't have any mother-son relationship with Ai Shuqiao, so you can overthrow her with confidence! I'm going to take you and share with you what she left behind!

But speaking of which, Amy, a little capitalist, is also so ruthless!

I actually asked my brother to squeeze such a narrow rear cabin! Although there is no shortage of ventilation and filtration equipment here, it is still no match for the strong smell of men! And I don't want to pee in front of these ghosts! Who knows if anyone in there is a homosexual like Penthos!

And if I stay for a long time, I might even have the eggs in my pocket turned into rotten eggs! It seems that the old man still wants to recycle my egg, take it home and fry it - then it will become a "European and American pure grandfather flavor" tea egg! In a fit of rage, the old man beat me to death with five thunderbolts piercing his heart, what should I do!

So I didn't get into Amy's RV, and when it got late, I was ready to take the subway home alone.

Amy, who had just finished the shooting mission and was tired and almost fell apart, lay down on the circular waterbed in the dedicated bedroom to cool off. She used the remote control to pull the fully automatic window open a third, her chin resting on her arms, and she looked at me very discouragedly.

"Servant, when did you break up with a violent woman?"

It's useless to ask this! I broke up with Xiaoqin, and it won't be your turn! I'm just going to ask you when you're going to take a shower and change your underwear again!

"It's all your fault, we cheated on the practice grid book, and it seems that my mother found out...... Now she hired a pen teacher to supervise me every day, which is annoying! Hurry up and take responsibility for me, and knock that teacher unconscious on the way! ”

What am I responsible for? It's obvious that you're lazy to have such an end! And it's not that "we" cheat on the practice checkerboard, but let "our" mother find out! What is the sin of the pen and character teacher! I'd like to hire some terrorists to knock Asthaok Joe unconscious!

Seeing that I was not actively answering her questions, Amy angrily closed the window with the remote control and ordered the driver to drive, and I was left alone in the exhaust of the motorhome.

There was an old man in a suit whom I did not know, who put his hand on my shoulder and comforted me with a kind look:

"Don't be discouraged, there will be a chance in the future!"

Who are you!? Don't jump out of the crowd like a cartoon narrator!!

Take a closer look - isn't it Kyle's personal translator! Kyle gave me a thumbs up a short distance behind...... Nima, that's called fair play! Seeing that I seem to have failed to pick up girls, did you ask a translator to cheer me up? Don't be kind! I didn't soak my sister! Not only me, but you, a person with evil desires, also give me how far and how far to roll!

After driving Kyle away, Aunt Ren drove by, but she didn't mean to give me a ride at all.

She rolled down the window and glanced at me, and I noticed that she was throwing an envelope containing money in the passenger seat.

Don't...... Is it the second salary I paid out for playing the deaf and dumb evil monk (it seems to be zuihou)? Looking at Aunt Ren's expression, it seems that she is going to drive to my father's hotel again, and hand over the salary to my guardian in person again!

It's a lot of work! Dad will go straight to my account when he gets the money! Aunt Ren, you are so stubborn! Are you afraid that if I get cash, I will buy more things for Xiaoqin, and Xiaoqin, who is already a nymphomaniac, will be attacked by my gift offensive and give me a hug?

Aunt Ren, your information is outdated! Xiaoqin has already hugged me! And I won't spend money to please Xiaoqin! It's possible to spend money to be angry! Sneakers are a special exception!

I didn't want Aunt Ren to run in vain and delay her precious rest time, so I kindly persuaded her not to go.

"Aunt Ren, last time you went to send money, but you went to memorize the words, this time you go back, aren't you afraid of encountering the anti-pornography brigade again?"

Aunt Ren glared at me, "What did your dad say?" It's shameful to tell a child about this kind of thing! ”

I cheekily smiled at Aunt Ren and said, "But they all say that they are not afraid of 10,000, but they are afraid of ......."

Aunt Ren looked at me with the eyes of kitchen waste and hummed:

"Last time I met the anti-pornography team, this time I also met ...... Is your family running the anti-pornography brigade? ”

Then I stepped on the gas pedal and left me in the exhaust of the Bumblebee.

Kyle's old translator actually came over and patted me on the shoulder again:

"Don't be discouraged, there will be a chance in the future!"

There's your sister! Get out of here! Kyle is all over, why don't you get out! Aunt Ren left me like a pickle girl failure! How perverted do you have to be to beat your mother-in-law's idea!

I waved my fist at the translator with disrespect, and he turned around very gentlemanly and walked away with a brisk step.

There is really no normal person who has anything to do with Kyle! Shouldn't I have less contact with him in the future?

In addition, Aunt Ren, who was stubborn and insisted on handing over the salary to her father, encountered something even more unlucky than last time.

Aunt Ren walked into the hotel for less than 5 minutes, and when she met her father, she didn't say a word, and found that many special police officers wearing chemical protective suits appeared outside the window, and their eyes were cold, as if they were facing a great enemy.

After the men surrounded the hotel, one of the leaders announced martial law on a loudspeaker.

It turned out that in the afternoon of the same day, there was a tourist staying in this hotel, who was tested for H7N9 avian influenza in the hospital, in order to prevent the possible danger of human-to-human transmission, the leadership team attached great importance to it, and ordered all people in the hotel to be quarantined for a week, and not to leave until the experts announced that the crisis was lifted.

What kind of development is this! Aunt Ren must have had a green face at that time!

It's a matter of public health and safety, even if Aunt Ren's brother and father come forward, they can't save people! The filming of "The Legend of the Demon Ding" next week is about to lack an important martial arts!

Even if Aunt Ren grabbed her father's neck and asked him to contact the president of the HHH club, Director Cao also said that the president has been busy with some experiments recently, and he can't take care of superfluous things!

As a result, Aunt Ren was forced to stay in the same hotel with her father for at least a week without carrying any personal belongings.

For this kind of thing to happen, Aunt Ren must have tears in the corners of her eyes, and I, as their junior, can only make a sad expression......