"Beloved wife, let's go to my dormitory to interrogate this bullbolt, okay?" The Jade Emperor consulted the Queen Mother outside the door of the fairy in red.

The queen mother's heart nodded like a chicken eating millet, but on the surface, she rewarded the Jade Emperor with a white eye.

"Ahem, let's go to the imperial study." The Jade Emperor was taken aback, could he be too aggressive?

Dead Jade Emperor, big fool, won't you be a little manly, if you work harder, you will die, if you work a little harder, I will nod, and if you get a little closer, I will go with you. The Queen Mother said in her heart.

"Okay." The queen mother was full of resentment and rewarded the Jade Emperor with a bigger white eye, and in order to be bigger, the queen mother's eyes rolled very hard, which directly led to a feeling of cramps.

This big white eye made the Jade Emperor's heart furious, and he didn't dare to speak again for a long time.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother worked tirelessly to pull the ox bolt on the ground in the direction of the imperial study, and at this moment they didn't want to untie the immobilization and banning technique on the cow bolt pillar (the banning technique is also the supreme magic weapon of the major group owners and moderators, mostly seen in excluding dissidents or pure entertainment).

As soon as the immobilization technique is solved, they will not be able to hold hands indirectly.

As soon as the silence technique is solved, you know, the seven knives of the Niu Bolt Pillar are extremely lethal and will destroy the harmonious atmosphere between the two people.

Therefore, the cow bolt pillar could only be pulled by the two of them on his back like a dead dog.

"Beloved wife, are you tired? You use less strength, I use more strength. The Jade Emperor changed his tactics and moved forward in a roundabout way, no longer expecting to smash the Yellow Dragon directly, but only hoping that the Queen Mother of Xianbo would smile.

As the saying goes, you have to eat your meal in one bite. Women are the same, the more high-end women need to be patient, and they can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and ancient men have long known this truth.

In order to prove that he had sufficient physical strength, the Jade Emperor pulled Niu Xuanzhu's arm vigorously, and this act of personal heroism almost dislocated Niu Xuanzhu's arm.

Godfather, be a little lighter. Niu Bolt Pillar secretly complained.

Selling physical strength, this is one of the ways that men have been pleasing women since ancient times, although it is a little silly, and it is not romantic, but it has some effect, so it is used by some men who can't think of how to please women.

If you are concerned about money, or if you have a limited budget, then this method is very suitable for you, but you must have the body of a movers, because the direct consequence of this behavior is that all the relatives of the woman will immediately dismiss the domestic servants, including the moving company and the sewer service number.

In the long run, you will also need a personal accident insurance to protect yourself, and if you are still a man, the beneficiary of the insurance should write your mother.

At this time, the Queen Mother was overjoyed when she heard the words of the Jade Emperor.

It's been a long time since I've heard the Jade Emperor's words of concern, and I haven't felt this kind of pity for a long time, and now even if the Jade Emperor lets himself drag the ox bolt pillar, he is willing.

There is no woman who doesn't like to listen to sweet words, even if they know that you are just making them happy, remember, remember.

"It's okay, not tired. Provincial you say I'm bullying you. The Queen Mother laughed.

"How dare I say that you bullied me, and when did you bully me?" The Jade Emperor smiled flatteringly, and added, "Even if you bully me, that's what I can't ask for, or you bully me now, I can't wait, I'll invite you to dinner after the bullying." ”

Eating, the second method of pleasing women handed down from ancient times, is obviously more effective than selling physical strength, and is mostly used by men with slightly stronger economic strength, especially when dealing with girls who can laugh immediately when they see food.

Note that for this kind of girl, do not snatch any food from her bowl, hand or sight, otherwise not only will the previous efforts be wasted, but a criminal case may occur.

Do you dare to snatch a bone from a dog's mouth? Do you dare to snatch meat from a tiger's mouth? The principle is the same.

Although the Queen Mother is not the type to see the meal, she doesn't mind having a candlelight dinner, and she can't remember the last time she had a meal alone with the Jade Emperor.

"Yo, what's wrong with the Jade Emperor's little mouth today? Forgot to take medicine or forgot to take stool, how do you talk about people? The Queen Mother agreed in her heart, but it didn't mean that she would let go of the opportunity to damage the Jade Emperor.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, since the queen mother is willing to hurt herself, it proves that she still likes herself. The Jade Emperor was obviously scolded by the Queen Mother and was happy.

He could see from the Queen Mother's demeanor that the two ancient killer moves he had used had worked, and he hurriedly took advantage of the victory to pursue and use the tactics of dressing up cute.

"Look at you, you listen to my true words as a lie, and your words are so ugly, and I won't help you pull your godson anymore."

The Jade Emperor shook off the hand of the bull bolt pillar vigorously, and the demon stomped his feet, full of anger and cuteness.

Because of the Jade Emperor's sudden handshake, Liliang was unbalanced, and almost dislocated Niu Zhuzhu's arm in the hands of the Queen Mother.

Big brother, stop playing. The cow bolt is worried about his onion body.

"No, you pull, I'm tired." The Queen Mother also shook her hand in a chic manner.

The back of the bull's head slammed into the ground with a muffled thud.

You two are not ashamed, what kind of tricks are the old husband and wife, do you want to kill me! Niu Xuanzhu was in a daze in his mind for a while, and finally changed the title of godfather and godmother to Lao Bu Shy.

This is a woman, ideas and practices are completely different things, even if they are willing to "pull by themselves" one moment, the next moment will immediately become "you pull", if your woman is like this, don't be depressed, women are the same all over the world.

In fact, every man in the process of pursuing a woman is half a psychologist and half a gambler, when a woman shouts "don't do it", it is a comprehensive test of men's judgment, analysis and courage, once you guess wrong, you will be named a pervert or incomprehensible notoriety.

As for the woman who has already arrived, the man doesn't care what you're thinking, it's the second half, it's your turn to guess what the man is thinking. For example, do you guess your man is really working overtime when he says overtime?

Seeing the queen mother cheating, the Jade Emperor had no bottom in his heart, and he was also guessing whether the queen mother was really angry or coquettish.

"Okay, okay, if you ask me to pull me, I'll pull it, even if I let me carry you on my back, it's no problem to pull him." The Jade Emperor hurriedly picked up one of the arms of the Niu Bolt Pillar.

Moving forward again, Niu Bolt Zhu was unlucky, only one arm was pulled, making it difficult for his body to remain stable, often rolling on the ground, his arm was twisted and about to break, and what was even worse was that the Jade Emperor actually fell into the well at this time, often "accidentally" kicked his body, and even stepped on his stomach.

The old immortal Jade Emperor, you TM deliberately, waiting for Lao Tzu, one day you fall into the hands of Lao Tzu, I will step on your belly and let the elephant step on it! The cow bolt swore with sour water.

So far, Niu Xuanzhu has turned over and become the Lao Tzu of the Jade Emperor, and his emotional changes can be regarded as keeping pace with the times.

Of course, the Queen Mother saw the Jade Emperor's revenge, and she just thought that the Jade Emperor's funny appearance was so cute, and Niu Xuanzhu's depressed expression was so eye-catching, and later she couldn't help laughing.

Godson, it's not that my godmother doesn't help you, you beat the Jade Emperor, and you put me in a purple gourd and shook me so much that my heart and liver are about to vomit out, more than when I was pregnant with seven money-losing goods, now even if it is a small punishment for you.

With the acquiescence and encouragement of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor retaliated more energetically, and deliberately changed various postures to make it a little difficult or something, and the cow bolt pillar was in tears, if it weren't for the fact that the ground in the fairy world was always foggy, he would definitely be able to see two lines of rugged watermarks.

Lynching, absolute abuse of lynching. Niu Xuanzhu decided to go (visit), but sadly found that he could not find the leader of the Jade Emperor's superior department.

Think of me Niu Bolt Zhu, since I was born, I have passed all the way, turned danger into disaster, fought the Jade Emperor, played Chang'e, imprisoned the Queen Mother, robbed the magic weapon, what a prestige, what a hero, I didn't expect to end up like this today, it was really a mistake into a thousand years of hatred, the Titanic was turned over in the gutter, and the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, this kind of life stain should not have happened to a great man, which makes me how to write in my autobiography in the future?

It's none of my business, I didn't bully you, just take me with you if you have nothing to do, our dog clan will provoke anyone. The whistling dog complained.

What a donkey! What kind of hero, you are a typical lack of virtue and do too much, I think the retribution is still too late, light, how do you say that old saying? Usually do not do good, go out in heavy rain.

Do you still have any humanity, sorry, you don't, do you still have a conscience and a sense of justice, now we are in a group, is it someone else who is bullying us? The cow bolt scolded.

The five fairy pets said together: It doesn't matter~

It's over, what is the internal and external troubles, the betrayal of relatives and separation, this time I am considered to have understood, there is no trustworthy friend around me, and sure enough, great people are lonely. People will descend to me, they must first afflict my mind and hurt my body, come, only enemies can make me stronger, and friends will only make people weak. Niu Zhuzhu thought proudly.

"Bell~"

At this time, the Jade Emperor happened to pass through a corner, and because of the angle problem, the head of the bull bolt pillar slammed into the wall, and suddenly his eyes were full of gold stars.

Who will save me, save me, a helpless poor man, I don't deserve to be a great man~ The cow bolt pillar that still had a trace of heroism just now suddenly became a pitiful worm.

Stumbling all the way, in the feeling of the cow bolt pillar, as if a lifetime had passed, they finally came to the door of the imperial study.

Amitabha, it's finally here. Niu Xuanzhu was glad that he had survived.

It's actually here, why is it so close? The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were full of loss in their hearts.

When you arrive at the imperial study, it means that if you want to interrogate Niu Shuzhu, you have to unravel the forbidden technique on Niu Shuzhu, and the two shijie will also be over, so you can't continue to have a petty relationship.

"Beloved wife, the imperial study is a little messy, why don't we go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace?" The Jade Emperor had a flash of inspiration.

"Yes, yes, that's a good place for interrogation." The Queen Mother hurriedly agreed.

The queen mother calculated in her heart that she had to pass by the eldest daughter's room to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, that is to say, if she wanted to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, she would have to do it again, not to mention the distance just now, and add the distance from the eldest daughter's room to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. So that the two of them have double the time, it's good, my man is so smart.

Oh，NO！ Niu Xuanzhu rolled his eyes and fled reality with syncope, and there were traces of blood on the corners of his mouth because of the rapid attack.