Walking with the person you like, is the end of the world just a stone's throw away?

At least the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother feel this way now.

The reporter of "New Immortal Affairs" has already photographed the scene of the two loving and loving, and has written a 30,000-word press release in his heart praising the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother as a role model for couples in the world.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are so affectionate, this is a real novelty in the fairy world, I believe that this issue of the newspaper should sell well, maybe a special issue will be published.

What the? You don't buy it? Are you cursing the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for their discord? Obediently pay for it, haven't you heard of breaking the fortune and avoiding disasters?

Outside the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother stopped.

"Beloved wife, why don't we go to the imperial study." The Jade Emperor pulled one of the arms of the bull bolt pillar and was about to turn around.

Jade Emperor, I won't let you go if I'm a ghost!

"No, here it is." The Queen Mother was pitiful when she saw the bull bolt pillar.

Godmother, you are my own mother~

The Jade Emperor is actually very tired, you must know that "the road is far from light", the Jade Emperor no longer remembers the last time he carried things with his own hands, not to mention that he walked so far with the ox bolt pillar, his hands were already sore.

After knowing that the good times had passed, the Jade Emperor relieved the immobilization technique and the forbidden speech technique on Niu Zhuzhu's body with a magic light, and he sat on the dragon chair and shook his hand.

Niu Xuanzhu found that he could move, his anger rose from his heart, anger came from his guts, and he was about to rush towards the Jade Emperor when he stood up, and even the five immortal pets wanted to stop him.

Niu Xuanzhu naively thought that he had flattened the Jade Emperor when he was in the lotus pond, and he would definitely be able to reproduce the scene today.

The Jade Emperor had already taken precautions, and a golden light hit the Niu Zhu Zhu, this golden light was almost 220V, once it hit, it is estimated that the Niu Zhu would not stop shaking his hands, and even rolling his eyes.

However, the golden light did not hit the Niu Zhuzhu, this was not because of the Jade Emperor's poor accuracy, but because the body of the Niu Zhuzhu had long been numb, and as soon as he took a step, he put himself on the ground again, and happened to dodge the electric shock.

"Ahh The cow bolt pillar face hit the ground first.

"Huh?" The Jade Emperor didn't expect that he would actually miss it, and he suddenly felt embarrassed in front of the Queen Mother.

Big brother, calm down, you are not the opponent of the Jade Emperor. The Howling Sky Dog took the opportunity to hurriedly persuade.

That's right, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Linglu Road.

These five immortal pets were really frightened by Niu Zhuzhu's impulse, and they actually dared to clash with the Jade Emperor head-on, if the Jade Emperor threw out a voltage of 1W volts, it is estimated that Niu Zhuzhu's body could only be swept by a broom and collected by a dustpan.

Even if it is hit by a voltage of 1,000 V, it is estimated that it will immediately turn into dried African onions, and they will still be baked.

No, he bullied me so much just now, I can't spare him, he is not my opponent in the lotus pond, and his strength will not improve so quickly in just a few days. The cow bolt pillar does not know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.

Do you still want to be fixed? The Jade Emperor of Immobilization will too. Lion Road.

Niu Shuzhu, who originally wanted to get up and continue the attack, decided to lie on the ground for a while, so that he could think about it.

He didn't know how powerful the Jade Emperor was, at this time, what kind of immortal method did you tell him, lightning, he didn't have any concept, but he had just experienced this immobilization technique, and it had the greatest deterrent effect on him.

It can be said that the lion has touched the characteristics of the bull bolt pillar and hit it with one blow.

Okay, I'll just let him go. Niu Zhuzhu quickly understood the power of this.

It is said that when Niu Shuzhu and the five immortal pets were fighting, the Jade Emperor had been preparing, as long as Niu Shuzhu was together, he planned to have ten consecutive shots, and he didn't believe that Niu Shuzhu could still dodge, but he just couldn't get up when he waited left and right.

"You are a trouble, you don't stand up, you ruined my daughter's reputation, if you don't give me back my magic weapon today, your life will not be guaranteed." Jade Emperor Road.

Look at the meaning of today, I don't have to look for any earrings, this magic is my own treasure, of course, I have to come back from the hand of the cow bolt.

"Your daughter ruined my relationship with my wife, she ruined my innocence, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, and you even sue the wicked first." Niu Zhuzhu insisted on lying on the ground, and he was reckless and majestic.

"Your wife? Don't you know your condition? Who wants to marry you? The Jade Emperor couldn't help but laugh.

"Rulan, Rulan is my wife, now she must be very angry, how do you say to compensate me?"

The Jade Emperor leaned forward.

"Rulan is your wife? How can it be. ”

This reflection of the first smell of flowers on other cow dung is the instinct of each cow dung and is not something they can control.

"Ahem." The queen mother coughed twice, let her cow dung be a little more restrained, don't be embarrassed.

"Of course, she promised it personally, don't believe you ask my godmother." Niu Zhuzhu felt that he had changed because of the flowers, at least one head higher than the cow dung on the opposite side, and took advantage of the situation to stand up.

"You know that, too?" The Jade Emperor asked the Queen Mother beside him.

"Godmother, you can even know my sign language, don't say you don't know." The queen mother did not admit it, and hurriedly said.

"Of course I know, I'm your witness." The Queen Mother readily admitted.

Old thing, let's die, don't eat raw seafood, and still think about eating tender grass.

"Even if Rulan is your wife, but you are lying naked on the bed of the fairy in red, this is also a fact, you can't quibble, this also shows that you are a womanizer yourself, and you are not worthy of my goddaughter."

"It's a misunderstanding, I'm just not used to sleeping and getting dressed. Moreover, it is the fairy in red, she ......"

"Don't explain it anymore!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly interrupted Niu Zhuzhu's words, he was really afraid that it was the fairy in red who was picking flowers upside down, as far as he knew about his daughter, this matter was absolutely possible.

"If this matter is held in front of the immortals, you will definitely be sentenced to five thunderbolts, and then you must be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, I don't think you want to end up like that, right?"

"You want to kill people, godmother, save me~ Your goddaughter must be widowed."

"Jade Emperor, I'm afraid the punishment is too heavy, as far as I know, raising a dozen or twenty women by a high-ranking official in the lower realm is just a recall, and the issue of style is not a criminal offense, can you declare a personal vendetta." The Queen Mother spoke firmly for the bull bolt.

Old thing, play tricks with the old lady, do you think I don't know what attention you played? Don't want to pay attention to Rulan in the future.

"Then he is at least trespassing on a private house, with bad intentions, and he will be locked up for 1,800 years."

"Jade Emperor, you have to go crazy, trespassing on a private house will be sentenced to 1,800 years, and you will be sentenced to at least 18,000 years for molesting Chang'e." The cow bolt pillar jumped on the foot.

"Shut up, you dare to slander me, I will sue you for one more crime of defaming the leader, you have the right to remain silent, you have no right to hire a lawyer, everything you say will not be recorded, wait for you to die." The Jade Emperor also went on the liver fire.

"Drink, I'm still afraid you won't make it." Niu Shuzhu took out the Qiankun bag and flipped it over.

"Jade Emperor, I call your name, do you dare to agree?" Niu Xuanzhu took out the only magic weapon he knew how to use.

"Are you stupid for me? If anyone is accepted by you like this, it must be an idiot plus three levels. The Jade Emperor sneered.

The Queen Mother's face was red and white.

"Godmother, he scolded you. I don't know what your temper is, it's me who has been fighting with him for a long time. "Which pot of the cow bolt pillar is not opened, which pot is mentioned.

"Jade Emperor, kill him, I won't stop you." The Queen Mother said.

"Really?" The Jade Emperor excitedly confirmed.

What a donkey! There is no other adjective for a donkey to describe the actions of the ox bolt.

Niu Zhuzhu himself was dumbfounded, he failed completely for several consecutive jihua, he didn't succeed in collecting the Jade Emperor, and provoked the contradiction between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and let the Queen Mother stand on the side of the Jade Emperor, what was wrong with him?

However, the cruel reality is just around the corner, and Niu Shuzhu has no time to analyze the reasons for his failure.

With a "plop", the bullbolt knelt on the ground.

"Godfather, godmother spare my life, I just made a little joke with your second elder, can you lock me up for 1,800 years?"

At this time, Rulan suddenly came to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, still holding the Qiankun mirror in her arms.

"Jamai Saucer! Godfather, godmother, for my sake, spare his life, anyway, he is a cheap life. ”

Because the movie just now left a deep impression on Rulan, she rushed out the classic lines in it.

Rulan came all the way from the room of the fairy in red, and after seeing the real relationship between men and women, she had a deep understanding of the difference between men and women.

Of course, as Rulan, who understands the relationship between men and women for the first time, the content in the movie is a little too advanced, and she can't fully accept it for a while, but her enthusiasm for learning is very high, and she firmly believes that she can keep up with the theory class in a short time.

What about after the theory keeps up? Is it necessary to combine theory with practice? Which lucky person can become Rulan's experimental subject? Please raise your hand if you register.

Okay, put down your hand when you read the book, you don't collect it, you don't give an evaluation, I don't know who you are, how can I leave you with the fat water of Rulan.

During the screening of the movie, as the seven fairies who have seen the market, of course, they are not as engrossed as Rulan, and their greater pleasure is to see Rulan's blushing and heartbeat, explaining some scenes that are not easy to understand for Rulan, and chatting and farting.

"This man is too ugly, and all the men in this country should pay environmental pollution taxes."

"yes, it would be nice to have a handsome guy, just like the bullbolt just now."

"Alas, it's a pity, we fought for a long time in vain, and we are actually a waste person."

"By the way, eldest sister, did he send it to the door himself, or did you hide it in the boudoir?"

"Don't mention it, I'll come back to get Nene, who knows that he will lie on my bed and sleep naked, I thought he coveted my beauty, but now combined with his physical condition, I guess he went to the wrong door."

Rulan didn't pay attention to the previous content at all, and she didn't even know who the person who spoke was, but she listened to Zuihou's words.

"Eldest sister, do you mean he didn't deliberately hide in your room with bad intentions?" Rulan looked away for the first time since the movie began.

"Of course not, when I found him, good fellow, the snoring was the same as blowing his nose." The fairy in red said.

Rulan's heart regretted for a while: I misunderstood him, what should I do, I first killed him, and then gave him an incomplete body to let him suffer the humiliation of personality, and now I misunderstood him without asking the truth of the matter, how can I do this. It's not good, Niu Xuanzhu is still in the hands of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, that guy's mouth can't speak if he doesn't offend people, even if others don't want to kill him, he can force others to kill him, he wants to save him, he can't let him die.

"Rulan's wife, I promise you that I will definitely do it." Niu Zhuzhu's words jumped out of Rulan's mind again.

"Eldest sister, I have something to do, I have to leave first." Rulan suddenly got up in an important part of the movie.

"Huh? The movie isn't over yet, this movie is all one by one, and maybe there will be a male protagonist who can watch it for a while. ”

"Really?" Rulan was a little reluctant.

Human nature, don't blame, don't blame.

"Or ...... Why don't you lend me the CD, okay? I went back and taught myself. Rulan didn't expect to be able to say such a thing.

"Haha, good, it's rare that you love to learn, you can take these five classics." The fairy in red said generously.

"Thank you, sister."

Rulan hid the disc close to her, and after Jihua rescued Niu Bolt Zhu, she went to the second-hand network to buy a DVD.

After the end of the Disrupting the Heavenly Realm, can't you wait for a long time? Tomorrow will start "Kiss the Campus Chapter", yes, it's kiss!!