Zero Six Reborn Little Handsome Guy Noise Big Demon

In the alchemy furnace, Niu Zhuzhu's soul was looking at the body in the Dan furnace in a daze, and his soul didn't even realize that he was dead at this time, so he didn't know if it was lucky or unfortunate to reflect so slowly.

There are constantly blisters around the body, and under the action of the elixir, the body begins to turn from white to red, and from red to green, and gradually the seven-colored brilliance continues to swim in the body, and the heart of the body has begun to beat.

"Hey, boy, come back~" The barking of the Howling Dog came.

Although tragically abandoned by the body, the part of the brain tissue of the Howling Sky Dog decided to live strongly, even if he shared a body with several other six animal friends, he had to live like Xiao Qiang.

"Uh-huh, come back~" The donkey's cry sounded in the Dan furnace.

"Roar~ If you don't come back, I'll eat you in one bite." The lion roared.

"Hey, hey~" The soul of the cow bolt pillar only felt interesting when he listened to the sounds of so many animals.

The temperature of the alchemy furnace is decreasing little by little, and if the temperature drops to a certain point, it will lose the opportunity for the soul to possess the body, and the donkey, dog, deer, lion, and cow will be in a mess, but no matter how much they coerce and lure the stupid soul, they will only laugh.

"You speak, this is your soul." The green cow pointed at the brain of the bull bolt pillar.

"I decided not to call me Brother Bullshit in the future, I just saw the look of Bullshit from your memory, fuck, I just know that Bullshit is not an adjective but a noun!" This is the question that Niu Zhuzhu's mind has been thinking about for a long time, and he is deeply annoyed by the nickname he used to give himself.

"You stupid X, don't think about useless things, if the soul doesn't possess the body, the heart will stop beating, and we'll all be done!" The howling dog barked.

Niu Xuanzhu's mind thought for a while, and finally understood the seriousness of the matter, as a human, his IQ was really below the average of all six brains.

But stupid people can always think of the most direct and effective way.

"Hey, do you want to pick up a girl?" Niu Zhuzhu's brain asked.

The soul's dim eyes glowed, and Huo Ran stood up.

"If you don't want to be a virgin for the rest of your life, come in quickly, let's meet beautiful women in the future, see one and soak another." Niu Zhuzhu's brain seduced the soul.

Then the soul of Niu Zhuzhu entered his new body at the moment of Zuihou, and all the brains exclaimed in unison - what a thousand shots, really invincible!

This incident inspires us that if you want to be full of fighting spirit with a man, then using a woman is the easiest and most direct way, because women can directly touch their souls, even if they have a low IQ!

If there's one thing in shijie that stimulates men more than women, it's - a woman who has been stripped naked.

The temperature of the alchemy furnace has dropped, but the concentration of the onion smell in the almost sealed alchemy furnace is about to produce a chemical reaction and become corrosive, and the newly resurrected cow bolt pillar was almost choked, smoked, and coughed to death again.

What's even more tragic is that Niu Xuanzhu does not have Sun Dasheng's mana and Dinghai Divine Needle, so he can only desperately use his onion body and coconut shell head to hit the wall everywhere in the Dan furnace, and the result is that onion water flows out of all parts of the body, making the air more turbid, and the head of the coconut shell is also bulging, large and small, more than a dozen small coconut shells.

These are not highlights, the highlight is that the screams of the cow bolt pillar are very distinctive, and the sound makes Rulan outside the alchemy room cold, and the chrysanthemums tighten, at this moment she feels as if she is in a large-scale comprehensive slaughterhouse.

Oh my God, I'm going to come back to life, and weishenme makes me better off dead than alive~

Bang~噹~咚~咚~

"Ahem~ What the hell does this smell like?" When the Howling Sky Dog expressed his opinion, Niu Shuzhu's body couldn't help but stick out his tongue.

"Don't talk nonsense, this is Heavenly Court, how can there be ghosts." Stupid cow road.

"Oh, it tastes so good, it's really appetizing." The voice of the goat is very similar to the sheep voice of a certain actress in the nether world.

Onions are indeed good food for sheep.

"Help~" is still more practical in the brain of Niu Shuzhu.

Rulan took two steps back, she thought that she had created a alien noise demon king, otherwise what kind of monster could have so many harsh sounds at the same time, if Rulan was selected, she would rather listen to the sound of a cat scratching glass.

It's no wonder that the Nether Realm has recently promulgated a noise law, and this scream will affect mental health just by listening to it, and if this noise is made to be weird, the Heavenly Realm will never be at peace.

This Dan furnace can save people and kill people, and the people who have been refined will not even have scum left, Rulan is not a ruthless person, but in order to prevent the Noise Demon King from harming the heavenly realm - mainly for fear that she will be implicated - she can only kill the killer, and in this way, if the Niu Bolt Pillar is refined, all problems will be solved, and even the Hades of the underworld will not find any clues, which is really a good way once and for all.

It is the responsibility of my immortal family to eliminate demons and subdue demons, even if today's events can't be on the headlines of "New Immortals" and recorded in my own book of public morality, I am also duty-bound. Rulan's heart was full of a sense of justice, and she didn't pay attention to the fact that she happened to be the creator of this demon king.

At this time, Rulan heard the screams inside the Dan furnace.

Hey, this monster can still make a human voice, is it still inhumane or is it a trap it set up to escape? Rulan's heart was struggling, not knowing whether she was going to destroy the corpse or open the furnace to see what was going on.

"Help~" Niu Bolt Pillar cried bitterly for his father and mother.

What a realistic scream! Rulan gasped.

In the face of a difficult choice, the righteous little angel in Rulan's mind finally defeated the evil little devil, and after the little devil was temporarily knocked out of consciousness by the little angel, she carefully opened the lid of the gossip furnace.

Then, Rulan was choked by the strong onion smell and teleported again, and this time the concentration of the onion flavor increased geometrically compared to the last time, and Rulan, who hurriedly saved her life to avoid being choked to death in an instant, had no time to control the distance and direction when she teleported, so when she reappeared, it happened to be outside a fairy's public toilet, and it was on the side of the men's toilet.

The immortal family also has an urgent need to urinate, if you have to go back to your own immortal mansion every time to solve the endocrine problem, it is really troublesome, and sometimes it is too late, so there are also public toilets in the fairy world, which is also an important part of the Jade Emperor's Wannian people's project.

Don't look at it in the fairy world, as long as any facility has the word "public", it is almost the same as no one cares, dirty and messy, and it is precisely because it is in the fairy world, there is really no toilet fairy or health fairy position, so the public toilets in the fairy world have become an excellent place for all immortals to practice turtle breath gong, so that within a hundred meters around all public toilets, it has become a biochemical no man's land, which is secretly called 731 laboratory by knowledgeable immortals.

"Brother, we're having a good conversation, what are you doing here?"

"Immortal Chief, brother, I really drank too much, and I had to ask for 731."

"Oh, haode, remember that you must use incense for a quarter of an hour before coming back, it's better to change your clothes, brother, I'm not in a hurry."

When someone wants to go to a public toilet, the above conversation is the most common, which shows the lethality of public toilets.