As an immortal, Rulan is unwilling to kill, of course, she can't kill people, and the brains of the nether realm can't withstand the firepower of the alchemy furnace at all, after thinking about it, she can only go to the immortal pets to find a way.

Fortunately, the immortals are very idle now, so most of the immortals have gone to the lower realm, and each pet has made a lot of money by taking a little brain.

Of course, the fairy pets who were fascinated by her beauty and were unconsciously subjected to craniotomy by the fairy law did not suffer, because the feeling of rubbing back and forth on her chest was really refreshing, everyone took what they needed, anyway, it was useless to have so many brains as a pet, and Rulan was a stunning color that even the owners coveted.

From that day on, the newspaper of the fairy world, "New Immortal Things", reported several major news one after another.

Zhang Guolao's donkey barked louder, so much so that Zhang Guolao urgently applied for a business license for donkey meat burning.

Erlang God's roaring dog has not held Erlang God's thigh twitch for a long time since this day, making Shenjun think that his dog has some kind of mental illness and seek medical treatment everywhere.

There are also the white deer of the birthday star, and the green haired lion of Manjushri Bodhisattva have made headlines one after another, and their strange behavior has become a hot topic of discussion among the immortals, and they are amazed.

And during that time, "New Immortals" also set a sales record of 10,000 years, of course, in the days to come, the fairy world has a bull bolt pillar is destined to be no longer lonely, and the sales of the newspaper continue to rise.

Rulan doesn't have the taboo of rabbits not eating the grass by the nest - of course, if you are not a rabbit, there is really no need not to eat the grass on the edge of the nest to achieve a desperate squeeze into the rabbit team - so even the green cow of Taibai Xing, who is called "the second wife" with Taishang Laojun, was taken by Rulan The nest brain, the seemingly honest old cow actually took the opportunity to add Rulan's face with his tongue, and it was also regarded as the old cow added a little tender grass.

Seeing that there were more and more brains in her hands, Rulan finally gave up the urge to find Marshal Tianpeng and the Bull Demon King, and hurried back to Tushi Palace.

Looking at the small pieces of brain in front of her, I don't know that the many food column shots of Weishenme human world flashed from Rulan's mind one by one, and finally froze on the picture of a dog ignoring the production of buns, and Rulan, who was inspired by this, finally saw the hope of resurrecting the cow bolt.

Hey? It also lost a piece of his own brain. Rulan found that there was still a small semi-solid on the ground twitching during the cheerful kneading process, so she kneaded the brain of the surviving cow bolt pillar itself and many brains together and put it back into the head of the cowbolt pillar, and Zuihou buckled it with half a coconut shell that had been prepared for a long time and announced that the meat stuffing brain was finished.

Just like Niu Zhuzhu described in his diary after learning about his resurrection process: Today I know the root of my various uncontrolled behaviors, my existence is the miracle and the greatest sorrow of the biological and genetic world, from today onwards, whoever scolds me for being inferior to pigs and dogs, and beasts are inferior to me, I will fight with whomever I want! Don't force me to jump over the wall and roll on the lazy donkey, be careful of my lion roar!

Of course, after learning the truth, Niu Xuanzhu also strictly criticized Rulan from the perspective of ethics and human dignity, until Rulan threatened to open his coconut shell head and take away his brain.

Resurrection requires immortal medicine, and the nine-turn soul pill is the master's treasure, and no one knows where to hide, but Rulan still knows the location of the three-turn and six-turn soul pill, after all, he is the master's favorite apprentice, of course, this favor has ulterior motives from the beginning.

The door of the Dan Pharmacy was opened by Rulan, and a whole room of pills was presented in front of her, and the refreshing aroma of the medicine made her extremely comfortable.

Familiar with finding the third turn and sixth turn soul rejuvenation pill, Rulan did not leave immediately, how could a woman enter the supermarket and only buy a few things that she wanted to buy and come out.

So she found Pei Yuan Dan, and naturally felt that this thing was not bad, maybe it had a certain effect on the great resurrection technique, so she took some of it; Then she saw the purple gold elixir again, so she also took some of it; Wujisan, good; Baizhuan Dan, good; Dragon God Pill, Soul Cleansing Pill, Xiaoyao Pill, Shaking Head Pill......

Things had become out of control, and when she came out of the pill pharmacy satisfied, she had already gathered hundreds of various pills in her hand, and these hundreds of pills had been thrown into the alchemy furnace by her.

The reason why Rulan would do such a thing is due to the nature of women, women's desire for shopping is like a man's desire for women, it is never-ending, irrational, regardless of their body, almost crazy, of course, the above theory is not tried to be used by people with psychological or physical problems.

And Rulan regretted her impulsive actions at this time after the resurrection of Niu Shuzhu, she hated herself for being too hasty to realize that those elixirs could be left for herself to enjoy, there was no need to cheapen all the cheap men with human heads and pig brains, no, it was not pig brains, it was a cheap man with six brains.

Later, the incident spread to the world, so much so that a finance intern was inspired by this incident and gave a drink a very fashionable name - six walnuts and six brains.

The boy also added a more shocking advertising slogan for this product: drink six walnuts and six brains, sleep well, appetite is better, go up to the sixteenth floor in one breath without effort, and the unspeakable hidden for many years is gone!

When Niu Zhuzhu sat in front of the TV, every time he saw this advertisement, he couldn't help but wonder if it was six walnuts or six kinds of animal whips, put together and boiled into soup.

Under the high temperature of the alchemy furnace, the elixir slowly melted, and its concentration had reached a level close to solid, if you described it in the words of the cow bolt pillar - as viscous as the snot of the three or nine days, the sauce was yellow, and it was slightly salty.

"Rulan Po" kept boiling, boiling, and finally boiled into Rulan Po brand human flesh snot sauce.

Those yellow snots actually infiltrated the body of Niu Zhuzhu, but this originally very magical process made people sick and disgusting.

Soon, the peculiar smell of onion head permeated from the Dan furnace, and Rulan insisted on throwing the soul of the ox bolt pillar into the Dan furnace before she was choked, and then removed the primer of the alchemy furnace and escaped from the alchemy room with teleportation.

Out of the Dan room such as Lan Xiang sweat like rain, coughing incessantly, sweat-soaked white dress, cough caused by the turbulence formed a beautiful picture, this picture fortunately was not seen by the male immortals, otherwise it would have spurted blood hundreds of liters, and if you don't die, you will lose a thousand years of Taoism.

There is an old saying in the lower world called "do your best, listen to the destiny of heaven", Rulan feels that her current state is "enter the immortal thing, look at luck", because she is an immortal herself very well - the destiny of heaven is not as reliable as luck.

Therefore, people who burn incense and worship the Buddha, save their efforts and have a long snack~ Worshipping the Buddha is as naïve as making a wish on a meteor, there is no essential difference between the two, and even worshipping the Buddha has not yet made a wish to the meteor.