【002】 My worldview is shattered
A gray figure ran through the mist, and slowly began to slow down as if sensing my location.
From the moment I saw the running position, I concluded that it was Xiaobawang.
As he walked past the two little trees I had passed, I nervously estimated his height from his distance from the branches.
That's great! He didn't grow taller! To be exact, he has almost completely failed to grow taller since we were separated for three years! These three years have been three years of rapid development for me, and in this way, I am a head taller than him!
Hahahaha little overlord, I didn't expect that so soon, your retribution will come!
But height doesn't make a difference, and I'm still on my guard.
Little Overlord stopped five paces away from me, and the white air exhaled from his mouth, his face flushed, as if he was not in the car, but trotted all the way.
Looks like he's doing the same pre-duel preparation as I do! Ye Lin, you can't be careless! The other party is a dangerous person comparable to Frieza! Although he is not as tall as me now, Frieza is also petite and cute in his final form!
In any case, let's take a closer look at the enemy's situation.
Xiaobawang's battle uniform today is a thick gray and white sweater and dark blue jeans, which feels a little strange that it is not very suitable for fighting.
Especially because he was afraid of the cold, he shrunk his hands into the sleeves of his sweater, revealing only a little of the tips of his fingers.
Although it is considered short hair overall, it has long bangs in front of its forehead, which is very disadvantageous when fighting!
You might get the enemy to grab your hair and slam your face with your knees!
And also...... Is it my delusion? There is a subtle sense of dissonance in his waist-hip proportions? There is also a sleek and graceful leg line set off by skinny jeans......
Could it be that this body type is the embodiment of the attack power of the lower limbs that has been specially exercised? Will nirvana such as the lethal scissor kick appear in the next duel?
At this point, it's useless to think about it.
I took off my watch, threw it under the roots of the old banyan tree without looking, and struck a pose somewhere between Muay Thai and Chinese boxing in front of the little overlord.
"Let's get started, let me do it!"
The little overlord snorted and laughed, he is shorter than me now, if he doesn't look up, because of the bangs in the way, it will be difficult for me to see his eyes and his expression.
"You really remember your robot toy......"
Xiao Bawang rubbed his frozen hands and raised them to his mouth to breathe to keep warm, not only did he not enter the battle state, but he also looked a little happy.
His voice and intonation were strange, and while they were almost unchanged from his old memories, they just felt strange for some reason......
That's right! It's strange that there is no change!
Boys have to change their voices at our age! Because of the thickening of the vocal cords, the protruding thyroid cartilage forward, etc., my voice has become much thicker, why hasn't his voice changed at all?
It occurred to me that he was hiding around his neck under the round neck of his sweater, and there might not be something like me, called the Adam's apple.
But maybe it's because he's stunted, as evidenced by the fact that he hasn't grown tall in the past three years. I consoled myself not to go to strange places.
"Why don't you do it? Or is it because you see me grow taller, so you don't have the courage to do it? ”
The little overlord raised his head in a little panic, glanced at me and immediately retracted it. His eyes were tinged with moisture in the cold mist.
"Twist and pinch! What happened to you? To fight or not to fight? If you don't dare to fight, give me back all the robots! ”
I yelled impatiently, not realizing that I had suddenly become very irritable.
Xiao Bawang seemed to be frightened by my tone, he shrank up, stood without saying a word for more than ten seconds, Zuihou finally bit his lip as if he had made up his mind, and bent down deeply towards me, almost at a 90-inch angle to the ground, with his hands on his knees, looking sincere.
"I'm sorry I've been bullying you before, and I've made you suffer all these years!"
"What? This is the majestic little overlord's daoqian? Didn't I write very clearly in the letter that the loser should kneel down and kowtow daoqian? Do you think admitting defeat will reduce the punishment? ”
"I'm really sorry, but it's so shameful to kowtow to daoqian or something...... Also, if I stain my new jeans, my mother will scold my ......"
What's going on here? I really can't keep up with his train of thought, I haven't seen him for three years, and the little bully classmate who has lost his conscience and done all the bad things actually doesn't even dare to get a pair of jeans dirty?
"What the hell are you talking about? Aren't you afraid of getting your clothes dirty when you don't fight with me? Didn't you and I fight in the mud once when you were in fifth grade? Where did the pride go at that time? ”
It must be an illusion, when I said this, Xiao Bawang's face was even redder than just now.
"I'm sorry, that kind of thing will never be ...... again"
"Weishenme? Just because I'm taller than you, you're not going to fight me anymore? ”
I was angry that this kind of behavior is like running away if you win a game of chess, or slashing you in the back, and then saying with a smile on my face, "Let's live in peace!" "The nature is just as bad.
"It has nothing to do with size...... "The little overlord hesitated.
"What does that have to do with that?"
"Actually...... There's one thing I've been hiding from you......"
"What's the matter? Just like you used to hide from me and put a note on my back that said 'Welcome Enema', so that I was killed by the children for a thousand years? ”
"Please don't say it, I'm ashamed of that too......"
"Is that because of weishenme? You're not going to fight with me anymore, are you? Aren't we rivals! ”
I was so angry that my eyes were split.
"Actually, I'm a girl......"
"So what? Men and women are equal in this era...... And so on and so on and so on -- what are you talking about!!??? ”
"I said, because I'm a girl, there's no such thing as fighting you in the mud naked."
It seemed as if it had taken a great deal of effort for him to say this, and his face was already red with steam, like a boiled crab.
Although he had the same short boyish hair as before, his delicate facial features, large eyes that shimmered with moisture, small lips, and the curve of his face...... All of them are proving that he is telling the truth.
As long as you don't look at him with the same hatred as I do, anyone will conclude that he's a girl.
Am I going to call him "she" from now on?
I suddenly thought it would be nice to fall into the Winter Mountain Lake and be frozen into ice.
Instead of this shocking revelation of the truth, I chose ice.
"That's not right! You're definitely lying to fool me! It's not uncommon for boys who look like girls these days! You pseudo-mother! Stop trying to cheat on my feelings! I won't be fooled! ”
She flashed her eyes, pulled her long eyelashes, and looked at me hysterically without saying a word.
"Yes, you must be a pseudo-mother! We're both 11 years old in fifth grade, and while we're fighting in a mud puddle, I ripped off your shirt to get your bags back...... If you were a girl, I would have found out! Your skin is white, but your chest is as flat as a mirror! Even if it is said to be flat and there is no friction at all, it is not an exaggeration to let the small slider move in a uniform straight line forever! ”
"Please don't say this most shameful thing to me, I wasn't yet ...... It's all used to grow taller......"
She slurred when she answered this.
"Also, since three years ago, I haven't grown taller anymore......"
"I see this, what do you want to say?"
"I mean...... It's grown up a little bit......"
"What's grown up a little bit? You can make it clear! ”
"Boobs...... Boobs have grown a little bit......"
The index fingers of her hands were pressed together, and she looked like she was going to die.
"So...... It's not flat-chested anymore......"
Yes?! Do you have a flat chest and I have a dime? Instead of talking about these useful and useless here, you should return Big Brother Optimus Prime!