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"Respect for the facts??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was stunned for a moment, and his figure couldn't help but stop, and glanced at Nie Canglong, "It seems that someone really touched Yuan Da Immortal's ass?" ”

"Uncle Zhang, what are you running for? ? You're about half a pound and eight taels with this old cow's nose, what are you afraid of him doing?? Can't you just start fighting?? Nie Canglong was busy changing the topic, last night, his hand was indeed in close contact with Yuan Siyu's ass, but it was not touching, it was a fan, it was like fanning his mouth.

"Harmony, a harmonious society depends on everyone, if you can not fight, it is better to try not to fight......" Zhang Wenge looked at Yun Zhongzi Daoist vigilantly and said casually.

"Why does this sound familiar?? It seems that I have heard it somewhere......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be stunned and said.

"That's how the propaganda slogans in the countryside are written......" When Zhang Wenge said this, he didn't forget to be wary of Yunzhongzi Daoist, he still knows a lot about this old bull's nose, if he wants to say that he has no faith, he is fat, except for Qin Xiaojun, he is the best at it, and he is treacherous and cunning, despicable and shameless, all the negative words on this shijie will not make people feel abrupt when they are placed on him.

"I see...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but nod knowingly, "But I think that if you can solve the problem by fighting, it is better to try to solve it by fighting, this is the way for our people in the rivers and lakes to solve their grievances......

"I'm just a car, but I'm not a ...... in the rivers and lakes," Zhang Wenge couldn't help but shake his head and said.

"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, unless you admit that you are not human......" Nie Canglong looked at Zhang Wenge and couldn't help but sneer.

"This last night, someone touched Siyu's buttocks, this one is really earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong, "Who do you say this bold person is?" ”

"Except for my daughter-in-law. I can't think of anyone who has such courage......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge and said.

"Boy......" Yunzhongzi Daoist heard Zhang Wenge say that someone touched Yuan Siyu's buttocks, and immediately gossiped, staring at Zhang Wenge with a pair of small black eyes, "Did someone really touch Yuan Da Immortal's ass and balls??" ”

"How can this be fake??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "Didn't I say it just now?" Although what I said was nonsense, I basically respected the facts......"

"I said Uncle Zhang, didn't you just touch Yuan Da Fairy's ass and eggs? ? Do we Xiaojun touch less?? Are you talking about that?? Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge and said with disdain.

"Little Zhangzi, tell the uncle. What the hell is going on?? Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly became interested, looked at Zhang Wenge with blank eyes, and said.

"Are you listening to nonsense?? Or listen to the big truth?? Zhang Wenge glanced at the Cloud Neutron Daoist and said.

"Of course it's to hear the truth...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi felt his blood boiling, "I'm sure that this thing you said is definitely not a trivial matter......

"Uncle Zhang, do you know that you're done? ? What our Xiaojun hates the most is that someone chews the root of her tongue behind her back, so you just wait to test the medicine for her......" Nie Canglong felt that his brain began to break out in a cold sweat. The tone was also a little angry.

"Tell me the truth??" Zhang Wenge scratched the back of his head, "To tell the truth, I don't know very well, anyway, I know that yesterday a great fairy Yuan made people spank the eggs." As for who will fight, I can't tell who will fight it......"

"What if it's nonsense??" When Daoist Yunzhongzi heard Zhang Wenge's words, he couldn't help but be a little disappointed, and his little eyes blinked. "What do you mean by nonsense??"

"It's nonsense, Canglong slapped Yuan Da Immortal's ass viciously in front of Xiao Jun. Of course, if you think the pinch is more exciting, I can also change it to a pinch for you, in fact, between hitting and pinching, I can't make up my mind, this thing is worth scrutinizing......" Zhang Wenge laughed obscenely.

"Dare you make it up??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zhang Wenge with some disappointment, and then returned to the car with his head bowed, thinking that he had heard some exciting news, and dared to make up some kind of blind love by someone himself, these days, tabloid reporters or something, always ravaging people's feelings in any form, they should all be put in prison for reflection.

"Uncle Zhang, it's just getting more and more girly......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, but he was faintly relieved in his heart, this guy, how did you say this nonsense?? How can it be more accurate than what you see with your own eyes??

"Canglong, look at your ......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong with a wicked smile, "It's really boring, the uncle just said a few nonsense, are you slandering the uncle so much??" Or is it that when the uncle was blind, the blind cat ran into a dead mouse and was partially right?? Or is it all right?? ”

"Do you think it's possible??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge, "If you can be blind, who will respect the facts in the future?" People habitually talk nonsense, how many things do they have to delay?? Uncle, do you know that you have done evil? How many people have been cheated indirectly because of you? Can you imagine this? If you lose some money or something, then it's okay to say, but if you lose your life, my God, uncle, you will make a big sin you know? ? ”

"Listen to what you mean, uncle, this blind cat, really ran into a dead mouse??" Zhang Wenge's eyes suddenly swelled up with a raging fire of gossip, "Did you pinch Siyu's ass or hit Siyu's ass?" ”

"Uncle, you're stunned...... Nie Canglong's face suddenly turned red, "You're really stunned......"

"Sorry to say yes, right?? It's okay, if you want to fight, you don't squeak, what if you pinch it?? You just speak, you can say anything......" The fire of gossip in Zhang Wenge's eyes was burning, but there was a hint of banter in this fire of gossip.

"I can't hide from it no matter what, right??" Nie Canglong had a dark face, looked at Zhang Wenge viciously, and said.

"You spoke, you spoke, you really pinched Siyu's ass......" Zhang Wenge spoke incoherently excitedly, "Canglong." You're so good, you really pinched Siyu's ass, you're really bold, aren't you afraid that she will rely on you?? ”

"You are talking nonsense, when did I pinch Yuan Da Immortal's ass balls?? I've never pinched her......" Nie Canglong said with a blushing face.

"Haven't pinched??" Zhang Wenge pretended to be stunned for a moment, and then shook his head vigorously, "Impossible, this is what you personally admit......"

"What did I admit to??" Nie Canglong said a little angrily.

"If you hadn't pinched it, why did you talk just now?? If you speak, it means that you have pinched ......," Zhang Wenge said confidently.

"And what if I don't speak??" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. A pair of eyes flashed with a fierce light.

"Then you just hit ......," Zhang Wenge said very firmly.

"What would you say if it were you?" Nie Canglong gritted his teeth and said.

"Of course you said it truthfully??" Zhang Wenge made an appearance of dedicating himself to the truth at any time, "no matter how serious the consequences are, we must respect the facts and ......"

"I did spank a woman's ass last night...... Nie Canglong seemed to be shocked by Zhang Wenge's spirit of dedication to the truth, sighed dejectedly, and bowed his head to confess.

"Look, look, I knew you were going to fight, wait for me to stop the car. Let's talk slowly......" Zhang Wenge suddenly became excited, and as soon as his body jumped, he jumped to his old scalper and grabbed its reins. When it stopped, the old scalper stopped, and the car behind it naturally stopped.

The whole convoy just stopped.

"Uncle, I had a night last night. It's true that he hit a woman's ass, but it's not Yuan Da Immortal's ass......" Nie Canglong said with a look of shame on his face.

"It's okay, it's okay. As long as you're hitting a woman, if you're a man, it's too disgusting......" Zhang Wenge smiled with peach blossoms on his face.

"Uncle, if you say that, I'm relieved, dare to love me and I'm not a pervert......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and pretended to say.

"How did you fight last night?? Do you fight hard?? Did you cry?? Zhang Wenge's gossip soul was burning, and in his car, the head of the cloud in the middle of the road also pricked his ears.

"It's just to rip off Xiaohua'er's sister's clothes and slap her ass twice, to be honest, when I beat her, I only regarded her as a sister in my heart, don't you say it, Xiaohua'er's sister's ass is white, and she almost blinded me......" Nie Canglong said with a look of shame and nostalgia on his face.

"Canglong, are you playing uncle??" Zhang Wenge's old face turned purple at that time, "Why are you like this??" Aren't you ruining the reputation of a big girl?? ”

"Immortal Yuan doesn't seem to be a young woman, right?" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge and said with a sneer.

"Okay, okay, this matter is the uncle's fault, the uncle won't compensate you, let's stop this topic, and never mention it again......" Zhang Wenge was soft at the time, there was no way, he implicated all his daughters, if he didn't stop, maybe he would like to be a grandfather.

"What are you paying me for, aren't you?? You didn't offend me?? I'm an old man, if I really do that kind of thing, it won't have a big impact on my reputation, maybe there will be a good story of a talented man......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge and said.

"Yes, yes, when Siyu comes back in a while, I will definitely compensate her personally, as long as I can satisfy her, I will kneel down and kowtow to her......" Zhang Wenge is really open to everything for his daughter.

"Just tell me this, when Yuan Da Immortal comes back in a while, you can tell her to go......" Nie Canglong sighed quite coquettishly, "If Yuan Da Immortal returns triumphantly, I'm afraid that if Yuan Da Immortal returns triumphantly, I'm afraid that if I kowtow a few heads, this matter will pass, but if Yuan Da Immortal capsizes in the gutter, eighty percent of them will have to find a punching bag, so that Haode can let out a bad breath, you, just pray for Yuan Da Immortal to return triumphantly......"

"What??" Zhang Wenge's eyes widened at that time, "Is it possible that Siyu's girl capsized in the gutter??" She is a land fairy, could it be that the white girl and the ancient girl have also become land fairies? ? ”

"That's not ......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "But Sister Bai has shit luck, just like me." The true qi has mutated, so it's hard to say about this combat power, maybe if you join forces with Sister Feng, you can really clean up Yuan Da Immortal......"

"My God, if that's the case, this white girl will be worth a lot more than ......" Zhang Wenge was so shocked that his eyes were about to pop out of his sockets.

"Look at what you said......" Nie Canglong couldn't help grinning and glared at Zhang Wenge, "It seems that Sister Bai is selling......"

"I didn't mean that...... Zhang Wenge suddenly shook his head in a panic, and now in his heart, Sister Bai has jumped to the second place. Slightly higher than Yuan Da Immortal, second only to Nie Canglong, look at the relaxed and comfortable energy when Nie Canglong cleaned up Yuan Da Immortal, you can know how much this true qi has mutated.

"Don't you mean that??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "It's okay if there is, I promise I won't tell her, and she's not a yellow flower girl, so she shouldn't care much about this......"

"As long as it's a woman. It's impossible for her not to care about this ......" Zhang Wenge showed a strong smile on his face, "I'll tell you again, I really don't mean that, if you think about it in that direction." I'm sure I won't stop it, and I can't stop it......"

"I'm bored...... Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Wenge, "It's as if I deliberately thought about it......

"Isn't that what you're thinking about yourself??" Zhang Wenge glared at Nie Canglong, "The value I said has doubled." That's about her own value, not how much she can sell for......"

This self-worth seems to be related to how much money she can sell. Not much difference, right? The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth pulled out a wicked smile and said.

"Value and money are two different things...... Zhang Wenge glared at Nie Canglong viciously, "Money is used to buy things, and the value lies in how much she can contribute to society, such as how many monsters she can kill......

"It makes sense, it makes sense......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nod, "What the uncle said is really reasonable......

"That's ......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but be happy, but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"But I just don't understand a little bit, now Yuan Da Immortal and Sister Bai are quite incompatible, so are you standing on Yuan Da Immortal's side? ? Or are you standing on Sister Bai's side? Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.

"I don't stand anywhere, it's not right to fight, the elementary school teacher taught them, and when they come back, I must persuade them to ......," Zhang Wenge said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look.

"Uncle's words are quite good......," Nie Canglong couldn't help but nod, "Fighting is generally not advocated, when they come back, you must tell them about their ......."

"No problem......" Zhang Wenge patted his chest and responded, "When they come back, I must talk to them in a serious ......manner."

"The task of maintaining Shijie's peace will be handed over to you......" Nie Canglong felt that he suddenly had a toothache, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, "You must not live up to everyone's trust in you......"

"Look at you kid, you're so naughty......" Zhang Wenge was not stupid, so he naturally heard that Nie Canglong was ridiculing him, and he was a little embarrassed.

"Uncle, it's going to be noon soon, this lunch ......" Nie Canglong glanced at the sun in the sky, "Are you doing it first?" ”

"So what are you doing??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Canglong and asked.

"Of course I'm making a car for my brother......" Nie Canglong looked at Zhang Wenge with a straight face, "Why don't I cook, you make a car for my brother??" ”

"Look at your ......" Zhang Wenge's face twitched, and he glanced at Nie Canglong, "You are a person who does big things, small things like cooking can be handed over to the uncle, how can you do it yourself?" Don't you believe in the master's craftsmanship?? It's not that you don't know that the uncle used to do red cases in the village......"

"Uncle's craftsmanship, I naturally trust it, so this lunch will trouble you......" Nie Canglong's muscles twitched, "This is not a simple lunch, as the saying goes, the mouth of eating people is soft, although the character of this Bai Sister and Yuan Da Immortal is not very good, but they can't do the thing of picking up a bowl to eat, putting down the bowl and scolding the mother, at least when you educate them, there is a guarantee of safety......

"Reasonable, so reasonable......" Zhang Wenge heard Nie Canglong say this, it seemed that this was really the case, and he couldn't help but nod violently, and said quite agreeably.

"Then let's go our separate ways......" Nie Canglong stretched slightly, "I'll go make a car for my brother, and you go and prepare lunch......"

"You just see, I'm going to take out all my decades of old craftsmanship at noon today, and let you swallow all your tongues......" Zhang Wenge rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the dining car with a majestic spirit.

"Alas......" Nie Canglong sighed, "The plants are also living creatures at this time, and I am a little embarrassed to cut down the trees......" said him, and his figure disappeared from the wheel in an instant.

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