[794] Happy Valley Three Knots

To my surprise, I learned through text messages that all of Captain Guo Songtao's old textbooks (including geography and biology books) had been packed and bought by someone.

It's none other than the super rotten girl PHS in our class who buys the book.

The purpose of her buying these books is to find the "clues" of Captain Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi's adultery, so as to enrich the source of inspiration for her to write BL literature.

When selling books, it was Brother Tao's brother who did it for him, and if Brother Tao was present, he would not have sold it to PHS - the last time PHS wrote a basketball game press release to the radio station, Brother Tao and Shen Shaoyi were described as a pair of super Kisaiyans on the basketball court.

I told Pooh that Brother Tao's old book is in PHS's hands, and you can ask PHS if she is willing to transfer it, and if not, I will find a way.

"That's it!" Pooh said, "Since it's in PHS, I'm not in a hurry!" There's always a way for her to give me the biology and physics books! ”

"It's biology books and geography books!" I couldn't help but complain about Pooh's memory.

After that, the class leader put forward some prospects for the new semester to the class committee, and also told the precautions for tomorrow's opening ceremony, zuihou announced that the meeting was over, and everyone could go home.

As the head of the first class, Shu Sha did not go out of the school with everyone, but turned around and went to the teacher's office to discuss the arrangements with the head teacher, Teacher Yu, the day after tomorrow.

In the past ten days in late August, Fan Chuan patrolled several times downstairs at the squad leader's house, and did not find any suspicious figures, I asked the five tigers of the criminal department to join the patrol team, but still did not find any hostile situation, but made the community security suspicious, thinking that Fan Chuan was the boss of the five tigers of the criminal department, and a group of people planned to play a hooligan and steal a manhole cover or something.

No, Luo Ning said that the head of their organization "won't let me and Shusha go", is he bragging, right? Maybe the guy who can get Li Lao Er and Zhao Guangtou together is indeed not an ordinary person, but he may not have time to take care of the idle affairs of each of his subordinates, otherwise Weishenme has not come to attack me and the squad leader so far?

So today I didn't insist on escorting the squad leader home, the shift leader rode a bicycle in broad daylight, and even if someone troubled her, they might not be able to catch up with her.

In fact, the main inconvenience is the bicycle, if it was before, I could run to catch up with the bicycle of the medium-speed ride, but now it has changed miserably for 3 minutes, if you want to escort the squad leader, you must let the squad leader push the car, but delay time.

Of course, it's not impossible for me to ride a bicycle and take the squad leader in the back seat - don't underestimate me, I can still ride a bicycle.

However, in that case, one violates the traffic regulations of "bicycles cannot be carried in the back seat", which will be opposed by the class leader, and the other will make all kinds of gossip among the classmates, which will make the class leader even more troubled.

So I told the squad leader not to delay on the way home and then went home first.

I didn't expect a lot of guests to come to my house, and this lunch was unprecedented for 5 people to eat together.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw Uncle Fireball, he came to talk to my father about the ZUIHOU of the online store, and Director Cao's father and son also came to join in the fun, it seems that Director Cao has spare money in his hands and wants to intervene to expand the shareholders of Happy Valley Adult Products Store to three people.

Although Uncle Fireball is young, he is "ambitious but not old", and has become a generation of grandmasters on the road of H, which makes my father admire him very much, and Director Cao also feels that it is too late to see each other.

So a total of three weird uncles, including my father, hit it off and decided to marry brothers with different surnames and make an earth-shattering feat on the road of adult products.

In terms of age, my dad is a little older, Uncle Fireball is second, and Director Cao is the youngest.

In order to show affection, Uncle Fireball and Director Cao changed their words to call my father "Brother Feng", and no longer called "Boss Ye" as before, because after becoming a shareholder, the two of them are also the owners of the online store.

Uncle Fireball's full name is Shu Dongbo, so his father called him "Xiaodong", Director Cao called him "Brother Dong", and Director Cao, who was the youngest, strongly asked the two brothers to call him "Ah Jing", he had been in Hong Kong for a long time and was used to being called that by others.

Director Cao described it as obscene, regardless of it for the time being, my father and Uncle Fireball are both tall people, and Uncle Fireball is a devil muscleman, although he can't compare to Peng Thos, he can scare off 4 or 5 little hooligans if he takes off his coat.

So I heard them call "Brother Feng" and "Brother Dong", and those who don't know it don't think that my father is in the underworld, Uncle Huoqiu is his thug, and Director Cao is a dog-headed military advisor.

After doing this kind of thing, it's impossible not to recommend Uncle Fireball to join the HHH Club, Dad and Director Cao decided to take Uncle Fireball to participate in the offline activities of the HHH Club next weekend and get to know other weird uncles.

"You can call me Second Uncle in the future!" Before eating, Uncle Fireball patted me on the shoulder without seeing anything, "I have a goodbye to your father, you have to respect me in the future!" ”

I always feel that this kind of approach, similar to Taoyuan's three knots, is very feudal and backward, especially my son as the "boss", and the corresponding figure in history is Liu Bei's son Adou......

"By the way, does Shu Sha also call you second uncle?" I suddenly asked.

"That's right," Uncle Fireball grabbed a pear from the fruit bowl and took a bite, "I'm in Lao Shu's family - this surname is really unlucky - and I'm also the second, and Sasha's father is my brother, so of course she also calls me Second Uncle!" ”

Wow, according to this generation, wouldn't I properly call the squad leader sister? It's only a day older than me, what kind of sister is it! Anyway, I won't call the squad leader's sister! In case she is hot-headed and forces me to call her that, I will shake out the content of her confessional text message!

With the shares of Uncle Fireball and Director Cao, the Happy Valley adult product store suddenly became fully funded, and successfully bought some value-added goods from the infighting adult product store of "Qiao Bao", and expanded the product line of the online store.

"Of course, the low-end market cannot be ignored, but the high-end market must also be developed!"

Director Cao said that the quality of the newly purchased physical dolls is very good, and one or two may be sold in the offline activities of the HHH Club on the weekend.

"You won't smash something so expensive in your hands, will you?"

I'm not as optimistic as Director Cao, physical dolls are not inflatable dolls are comparable, and the market price of quality haode is more than 20,000 yuan, although my dad picked it up cheaply, the average purchase was only 8,000 one, and I also felt that if it couldn't be sold, it should be lost.

"It's impossible that the quality is so good that it can't be sold!" Uncle Fireball bit the word "impossible" very hard, "If there is really no knowledgeable person to buy it, I will buy one myself!" Keep the physical doll with the smallest boobs for me! ”

Your niece's! If there is a pseudo-inflatable doll, you can't wait, just buy it! So far, you haven't exploded Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum, and your self-control is quite strong!

"I like that cartoon-style physical doll, the standard black straight female high school student!" If you can't sell it, you can consider selling it to my dad......"

"Fuck off! Adults talk, children don't interject! Director Cao reprimanded, "Even if we buy it, we will buy that silver-haired and double-ponytailed Lori doll!" Others will not be considered! ”

I covered my face with worry - among the physical dolls that my father bought, the realistic style is not mentioned for the time being, the cartoon-style black long straight female high school student, who is quite similar to the class president Shusha, and the silver-haired and double-ponytailed Lori is easy to remind me of Amy (fortunately not blonde).

There is such a coincidence, it is not that Dad or Director Cao deliberately picked it out of bad taste, but the seller packaged the physical doll for sale, and it is not a preferential price to buy one less.

Originally, half of the big house was used to store goods, but now it's good, two-thirds of the space is adult products, if it weren't for Uncle Fireball pulling some of the goods to his house, then even the bed would be full of things.

I didn't have a chance to sleep in that double bed in the first place, and I didn't want to sleep anymore.

The thought of having a physical doll in the house that has something in common with the squad leader and Amy makes me feel uneasy, hoping to sell it quickly and never sell it.

Lunch was prepared by three big men, the chef was Uncle Fireball, my dad did it, and Director Cao helped.

Surprisingly, Uncle Fireball's cooking skills are much better than my father's, and it makes sense to think about it: he is a forest ranger alone, and he has lived in the mountains for many years, and if he can't cook, he will suffer from the Five Organs Temple.

Huh? Could it be that your family not only has the aura of an ancestral hunter, but also has an extra talent in cooking? Is it that Shu Zhe also has a talent in this area, but he is too lazy and never does it, if he is forced to learn, he can also learn eight 'nine without leaving ten?

"By the way, after the opening ceremony tomorrow, there will be the first parent-teacher meeting in the third year of junior high school." Director Cao was at the dinner table, tasting the fried meat with garlic sprouts and said, "Brother Feng and I don't have wives, so we must be going to have a parent-teacher conference for our son-Brother Dong, are you going to have a meeting too?" ”

The class leader and Shu Zhe are not around, and the parent-teacher meetings are often done by their aunts, and sometimes a person lacks skills, so he gives priority to Shu Zhe to open, anyway, the class leader is here, Teacher Yu has nothing to say to the class leader's parents, compared with himself, the class leader Shu Sha is more like the head teacher......

However, this year is more special, because Uncle Fireball is sick and returns home, so even if the parent-teacher meetings of the second and third junior high schools are arranged at the same time, the couple can also hold parent-teacher meetings for Shu Sha and Shu Zhe separately, but there is a difference between who goes to the sister and who goes to the younger brother.

"Ah Jing, you really guessed wrong." Uncle Fireball smiled, "I don't need it this year, first of all, the parent-teacher meeting time of the second and third years of junior high school is staggered, you can go alone, and Sasha is in the third year of junior high school, facing the high school entrance examination, no matter how busy her mother is with work, she has to take time to come back and participate in her daughter's parent-teacher meeting......"

Huh? Is the class leader's mother coming back from Shanghai to hold a parent-teacher conference for the class leader? Judging from the photos, the squad leader's mother is a super beauty! I don't know if the squad leader will look like his mother when he grows up...... Anyway, I'm looking forward to meeting the class leader's mother!

====Divider==== In terms of popularity rankings, Group A and Group B have not changed much in the past two days, and everyone's main requirement is to "marry the squad leader and push Xiaoqin to pull Shanggong Caicai as a concubine, and then take S by the way Zhuang Ni".

In addition, "Cold Leaf League, Morrowind" voted for Dr. Yu's elder brother, so the boss of the "Three Musketeers of Stanford University", Mr. Klinger, the "Drug King", was honorably on the list (at this time, the list should be worthy of his appearance rate in the later period).