Chapter 1040: The Divine Ring
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"You're so dirty......" Zhang Haitong glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, and walked towards the hot spring pool, "Since I soaked in a hot spring here a thousand years ago, I haven't enjoyed it again, this time I must be refreshed to the end......"
"Do I need to find you a massage??" Zheng Dongfang was happy, "Don't worry, there are a lot of beauties in the uncle's planting space, all of them are blonde beauties......" said and followed leisurely.
"Uncle Zheng, you're really disgusting...... Zhang Haitong glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Let's come together, I'm in a hurry with you if you come too much......"
"Which of us is disgusting??" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "You only have two at a time, aren't you afraid to let your daughter-in-law know the truth??" ”
"How could my daughter-in-law know the truth??" Zhang Haitong glanced at Zheng Dongfang angrily, "Besides, she just knows the way, so what??" You think I'm like you?? I'm at home, that's the emperor's ......"
"As long as you tell me in person, your daughter-in-law is not the queen mother, I will obey you......" Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"Uh......" Zhang Haitong was stunned for a moment, and then became embarrassed, "No, how can my daughter-in-law be the queen mother?" She's really thick-skinned......"
"Zhang Haitong, if you dare to do some messy things behind your mother's back, you'll be finished......" On Zhang Haitong's biological computer, a woman's roar suddenly came.
"Hmph......" Zheng Dongfang immediately became happy, "The latest monitoring software, I heard that it is a good husband......"
"How do you know that??" Zhang Haitong's face turned pale.
"Because this software is written ......by me," Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhang Haitong proudly, "It is specially used to monitor some gay men who have the idea of cheating or coming out......"
"Uncle Zheng, you are too damaged...... Zhang Haitong immediately gritted his teeth, "You will become a male public enemy, are you finished, do you know the way??" ”
"Don't tell me that. Keep your saliva and go home and tell your daughter-in-law to go......" Zheng Dongfang proudly raised his head and said with a smug face.
"Let's go, let's go to the hot springs......" Zhao Chuanxi greeted, and then slipped into the bathhouse.
"The name of your bathhouse is really vulgar and elegant......" Nie Canglong looked at the sign hanging on the wooden house, and couldn't help sighing, and said.
"Huaqing Pool Bathhouse, it's very common......" Yang Ming glanced at the big signboard on the wooden house, and couldn't help but say with some surprise.
"Not bad......" Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but stop. This name is absolutely amazing, just six words, it expresses the true meaning of the world......"
"The true meaning of the world?? The realm is so high?? Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, pondered carefully, and couldn't help but shake his head, "I don't understand, maybe I'm an intelligent person, I can't understand this kind of thing with connotation......" said that, he got into the bathhouse. I went to the hot springs.
"I don't understand either...... Yang Ming shook his head slightly, "The Huaqing Pool in front was written by my daughter, and the bathhouse in the back was written by my son, could it be that when the two of them wrote it." Is there any special purpose? Tsk, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, slapping me to death on the beach......" he said, shaking his head and sighing. Got into the bathhouse.
"Pretend, then pretend......" Zhang Haitong glanced at Zheng Dongfang with a sneer, and then went into the bathhouse to take a bath.
"I just said it casually......" Zheng Dongfang's face turned red and white. As for targeting me like this?? With that, he went into the bathhouse and went to the hot springs.
Time flies quickly, just in the blink of an eye, the sky is dark, the street lamps in the village, I don't know when the road is lit up, the bright lights, and the mist in the mountains, reflecting a rainbow light, to this small mountain village cast a layer of psychedelic color.
"Oh, it's really cool......" Aunt Qin's grandmother came out of the hot spring pool in the back mountain, stood in the courtyard of Yang Ming's house, looked up at the starry sky, and couldn't help stretching, "In the future, I will also make a hot spring pool at home, and I will soak if I have nothing to do, then it will be cool to go home......"
"Isn't it just a hot spring??" Sister Bai wiped her hair and followed behind Aunt Qin's grandmother, "In our family, we all use the spiritual spring to take a bath, let me tell you, soak in the spiritual spring for a day, obviously twenty years younger......"
"I'm happy with my current appearance, and I don't want to be a little kid and grow up again......," the girl said, pouting.
"Uh......" Sister Bai was immediately embarrassed, "I used exaggerated rhetorical devices, and my main purpose is to tell you that bathing in the spiritual spring will make your skin as white and tender as a baby......
"It's almost ......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "If you really become a child, I'm not in a hurry, I'm just afraid you can't wait......"
"It's night, are you hungry? If you're hungry, let's cook and eat......" Sister Bai said with a flattering face.
"Let's have a picnic...... the girl raised her eyebrows, "it's in the courtyard of Yang Ming's house......"
"No problem...... Sister Bai nodded, "What do you want to eat?" ”
"Flying in the sky, swimming in the water, running on the ground, what is delicious......" The girl swallowed her saliva, "Get me a big hot pot again, I want to shabu mutton ......"
"No problem...... Sister Bai immediately nodded vigorously, and then with a wave of her hand, a huge table appeared in front of her, ten meters long, five meters wide, and one meter high, with a large pile of various meats on it, and a big hot pot in the middle, in which the soup was boiling.
"It's a good ......" the girl's eyes lit up at that time, "It's so good......"
"Hehe...... Sister Bai smiled, "Dear sister, are you still satisfied with my arrangement?" ”
"Quite satisfied......" The girl nodded vigorously, her little mouth pursed, and she kept swallowing her saliva and making a gurgling sound.
"Let me introduce it to you...... Sister Bai smiled happily, "Flying in the sky are pigeons, quails, whooper swans, pheasants, wild ducks, red-crowned cranes, flying dragons, thunderbirds, old hens, plus a braised giant dragon liver, and swimming in this water is crucian carp, carp, and big herring." Lobster and crab double-headed abalone, puffer fish shark fin old turtle soup, and a crispy milk whale, running on the ground, is a rabbit, a black dog, a big bamboo rat, a fat pig, a tender sheep, an old cattle, an elephant plucking bear's paw, an old donkey, plus a most authentic red stewed lion's head......"
"In the front, I know all the ways, but the last one is a red stewed lion head. You're not going to get a lion's head, are you?? The corners of the girl's mouth twitched, and she said.
"Of course not...... Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "This lion's head is a big ball, which is made of the meat of more than a dozen alien creatures, carefully blended, and it tastes very energetic......"
"Then I'll have to try it......" the girl pursed her lips, "clip me one......"
"Okay...... Sister Bai immediately responded happily, and then sandwiched a big fist-sized meatball for the girl. You taste it, it's definitely something you haven't eaten before......"
"Mmmm......" The girl took a bite on the meatballs and smacked them carefully, the taste of the meatballs. It's really peculiar, "This taste is really good, and several meaty aromas are mixed together to become a peculiar fragrance." Nice, tasty......"
"If it's delicious, you can eat more......" Sister Bai hurriedly and diligently served her aunt and grandmother for dinner.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm......mmmmmm
"And this crispy milk whale. It is also an alien variety, especially its skin, as long as it is lightly roasted on the fire, it becomes extremely crispy, you can taste it......" Sister Bai said with a piece of whale meat for her aunt and grandmother.
"Not bad, it's much better than crispy suckling pig...... the girl tasted the whale meat, and couldn't help nodding her head again and again, "This crispy suckling whale, give me one every day in the future, I love to eat this ......"
"No problem...... Sister Bai nodded vigorously, "Although the breeding ability of this whale is too weak, we have room for planting, and we can increase at least four hundred ...... every day."
"Dog meat ......" the girl swallowed, "I want to eat dog meat......"
"This is a black dog for meat that I specially bred, mainly because of its fat body and short limbs, can you taste ......it" Sister Bai sandwiched a stewed rotten fat dog leg and sent it to Aunt Qin's mouth attentively, "It's definitely not a ...... that ordinary dog meat can compare."
"Fragrant, really fragrant......" The girl took a big bite on the dog meat, "It's really dog meat rolling three times, the gods can't stand steadily, I can't stand now ......"
"You sit ......" Sister Bai hurriedly took out the chair and put it behind Aunt Qin's grandmother.
"Hmm......" The girl nodded with satisfaction, and then sat directly on the chair, "Xiaobai, I am very satisfied with you, I am satisfied, and naturally your benefits are indispensable......"
"Serving my sister is what my sister should do......" Sister Bai said with a flattering face.
"It's not interesting enough, why do you eat it directly??" Nie Canglong came out of the bathhouse, "I don't know if I call me, aren't you afraid that I'll be sad?" ”
"Don't be sad...... Bian Lanlan ran over from the back mountain, "Yuan Daxian and Sister Feng are fighting, and they can't hold ......"
"If you can't pull it, let them beat, kill one less ......," the girl pouted and said nonchalantly.
"Yes, let them fight ......" Nie Canglong doesn't care about this, he can pinch it if he wants, what's the big deal, as long as he can't die.
"If you don't care, then I don't care even more......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips, grabbed a piece of meat, and took a hard bite, "This donkey meat is quite delicious, good, very good......"
"Qin Xiaoniuniu, there are good things, you actually eat them yourself first, and you don't call me, are you too uninteresting??" Nie Canglong grabbed a roast pigeon and said while nibbling on it.
"I've always eaten alone......," the girl rolled her eyes, "If you don't feel happy, you can put down the roast chicken in your hand and watch me eat ......."
"That's a pigeon...... Sister Bai leaned into the girl's ear and whispered.
"Xiaobai, you're not cute at all...... " The girl glanced at Sister Bai, and then pointed to the roast pigeon in the man's hand, "Tell me, what is that??" ”
"Roast chicken ......" Sister Bai blushed and said with sincere fear.
"It's still smart...... the girl nodded, "forget it this time, if there is a ...... next time"
"It is the ......responsibility of my sister to correct my sister's mistakes," Sister Bai blushed and whispered.
"Hmm......" the girl nodded, "Next time you do it again, I'll correct it for you......"
"Referring to pigeons as chickens......" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded. I've opened my eyes today......"
"What do you mean by a pigeon being a chicken??" Yang Ming came out of the bathhouse, "I've heard of referring to a deer as a horse......
"Look at what I'm eating, what kind of ......" Nie Canglong shook the roast pigeon in front of Yang Ming and said.
"Roast chicken......" Yang Ming pouted and said.
"......" Nie Canglong was speechless for a moment, and he couldn't say anything about the next words.
"Don't tell me, this is a pigeon ......" Seeing Nie Canglong's expression, Yang Ming couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and said.
"Can't you really see that??" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched. "Pigeons don't have crowns, okay??"
"It seems to be really ......" Yang Ming took a closer look, and immediately laughed embarrassedly, "I didn't pay attention, the main thing is that this pigeon is too big, I have never seen such a big pigeon......"
"This is roast chicken, not a pigeon...... Sister Bai glared at Yang Ming, "Do you have long eyes?" ”
"Can't I tell if it's a pigeon or a chicken? Am I good at farming? Yang Ming rolled his eyes.
"My sister said that it is roast chicken...... "Sister Bai said arrogantly.
"Your sister??" Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Aunt Qin's grandmother. Immediately, he nodded busily, "Yes, yes, it's indeed roast chicken, I'm blind." I'm so embarrassed......"
"It's good to know the way......," Sister Bai suddenly became proud, "Don't say that you are engaged in agriculture in the future, you can't even tell the difference between pigeons and chickens, let the aliens know the way." Don't you laugh at us earthlings for being uneducated?? ”
"Yes, yes......" Yang Ming nodded vigorously, grabbed a quail and gnawed it, "I'll tell you." I'm a landlord, farming or something, it's generally none of my business, and it's forgivable to admit my mistakes......"
"I heard that your ring is quite magical, is it magical to have our planting space??" The girl glanced at Yang Ming and said.
"Each has its own strengths, right??" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, "Although my ring is not as atmospheric as your planting space, in my ring, time can be controlled......"
"Our planting space, time can't be controlled......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "Do you want to rob him and slice his ring??" ”
"Don't mind......" Yang Ming waved his hand, and two dark rings appeared in his hands, "These are two big landlord rings, I got them for personal gain, I originally planned to give them to my son and daughter, who knows that they have planting space, so they can't look down on this thing, I'll give them to you today, it's a wedding gift for you......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong took the two rings, and his mind swept in the ring, and he immediately figured out the structure of the ring, which is a sophisticated scientific and technological product, with traces of the law of time and space, it can be regarded as an extremely high-end treasure.
"Of course it's true...... Yang Ming gnawed on the quail, "Isn't it all in your hands?" Can I still snatch it back from you?? I've got to have that too......"
"Look at ......" Nie Canglong threw a ring to the girl, "This thing is very high-tech ......"
"Hmm......" The girl took the ring and looked at it carefully, "Your planting space is an innate artifact, this thing can be regarded as an acquired artifact......"
"Is there a difference??" Yang Ming glanced at Aunt Qin's grandmother and said.
"The innate artifact is to let him evolve by himself and go with the flow, and the acquired artifact will let people artificially control its evolution direction and let it ......evolve in the direction that people expect," the girl said lightly.
"Is that an innate artifact powerful, or an acquired artifact??" Yang Ming pondered for a moment and asked.
"Each has its own strengths...... the girl pursed her lips, "The acquired artifact is better than the controllable, the innate artifact is better than the safe and stable, and there is no evolutionary limit......"
"You mean to say that my big landlord god ring is still in a certain danger??" The corners of Yang Ming's mouth suddenly twitched.
"If you exceed the set range, there will be no danger, of course, if you exceed the set range, then what will happen, I don't know......," the girl said, pouting.
"My Great Earth Lord Divine Ring has long been developed to the limit, and over the years, I have been trying to find a way to make it continue to evolve, but when I hear you say this, I am a little scared......" Yang Ming grinned and said.
"If it's broken, it's bad, let the little green snake give you a planting space, it's much better than this thing......" The girl pouted and said.
"We also have rings specially used for planting and breeding, all of which are biochemical products, but they can only increase the aura of space, and cannot adjust the time......" Sister Bai hurriedly said.
"It's not ......" Yang Ming smiled helplessly, "The ring is nothing, the key is the intelligence in the ring, that's my sister......"
"What's that??" The girl pursed her lips, "Wouldn't it be enough to let your sister enter the biocomputer??" ”
"It's really not good, get a body for her and make her a human ......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.
"She's just an intelligent program, how did she become a human??" Yang Ming shook his head slightly, "This is completely unscientific......"
"Why can't intelligent programs become human??" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "Get out a body and put her in it, won't that be it?" We've done this a few times......"
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