Qi Si was dressed quite simply today, with a short head and no shawl, and his head turned brownish-red. He is about 1.6 meters tall, wearing a pair of jeans, a red T-shirt on his upper body, and a No. 2 middle school uniform on the outside. At the bottom is a pair of white nIke running shoes, which are very clean and give a very sporty feel, and Qi Si is very white. The eyes are quite small, and the cherry mouth is small. It's a cute look. It's not a beauty, but it's ugly, and it's definitely not at all, plus she came out independent at such a young age, exercised herself, and if she scored 1o points, she would have to score 7 points.

The big lobster has been staring at people since Qi Si came in, and then Qi Si came to my side, and the big lobster reached out and shook hands with them. Make this solemn.

Qi Si looked at me a little overwhelmed at first, and then politely stretched out his hand, and the two of them shook hands quite seriously. Then the lobster pointed at the stool, "Please take a seat." "Obvious gentleman. I'm a little uncomfortable.

Qi Si looked at the lobster, then at me, and sat down, but instead of sitting on the side of the lobster, he did it to my side.

The big lobster looked at Qi Si from the side, "What to eat?" ”

Qi Si smiled, "No, no. ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome, just say it. Want to eat something. ”

I followed with a sentence "What's polite, let you say what you want to eat, you just say no, don't eat for nothing." ”

"The problem is that I don't want to eat it."

"Then buy a Coke."

The lobster looked at Qi Si, "Is it okay?" ”

Qi Si nodded, "Yes, thank you." ”

The lobster stood up and went to buy Coke.

After the big lobster left, Qi Si turned his head to look at me, "Sixth brother." ”

"What's wrong?" I asked, sipping a Coke.

"Why do you have the heart to run around here?"

I thought for a moment, "I just want to see you." ”

Qi Si stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, "Look at me?" You can pull it down, your family Lin Ran. ”

"Divided."

"You just."

I glanced at Qi Si, "Really." ”

"You swear." Qi Si said with a smile.

I nodded, "I swear, whoever lied to you is a bastard, we really broke up." ”

"Ah" Qi Si stopped laughing at this time, "It's really fake, sixth brother, didn't you come here for dinner two days ago?" ”

"That will already be divided."

"Dizzy, you are so good, you will also share."

"What's wrong with that?" I sighed, "Don't talk about that. ”

"Well, well, then don't mention it." Then Qi Si put his hand to my ear and played with my earrings, "It's so beautiful, Sixth Brother, where did you buy it?" ”

I smiled "You mean I'm good-looking, or the earrings." ”

Qi Si nodded, "It's all good-looking, it's all good-looking." ”

As he was talking, the lobster came back with Coke, but this time it was not just Coke, burgers, fries, chicken legs, chicken corn, and Coke. Egg tart. All kinds of food came up, and a large plate full of food was placed on our table.

The lobster pointed to the table, then smiled at us, "Eat, eat, you're welcome." ”

I was depressed when I saw it, and stretched out my hand to point at the big lobster, "I can only say that I am your uncle." ”

The big lobster glanced at me, "You are civilized, a little quality." ”

"Put your mother's fart, you have the quality of your uncle, Lao Tzu brought you to introduce you to someone, I said I'm a coke, you can buy me a fucking Coke, Qi Si said drink Coke, you just buy such a fucking lot of food, do you still have fucking humanity." You still have to do it, you stupid. ”

"Be civilized, civilized." Then the big lobster looked at me, "Eat or not, leave if you don't eat." ”

When I heard this, I glanced at Qi Si who was snickering. Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at the big lobster, "You dare to say that again, today at kFc, I will cook you, I don't believe you try." ”

The big lobster thought for a while, "Forget it, there are a lot of people here, give you face." This sentence is the usual trick of the lobster, and he has nothing new.

After the lobster finished speaking, Qi Si patted me on the side again, "Sixth brother, what object is not objected?" ”

I looked at Qi Si, "It's him, I've taken a fancy to you, and I want to have a relationship with you, so I'll bring him to you, you can see if it's okay, if it's okay, it's everywhere, if it doesn't work, let him get out, of course, he doesn't dare to take the money for this kFc meal for you to leave, because I'm here." ”

As soon as the lobster finished listening to my words, "Can you put it mildly, I want to be friends with others, what's wrong?" ”

I looked at the big lobster, "Lao Tzu has always been such a person, what to say, in the most simple, clear and direct words, just say our purpose, save ink, and bother." Then he turned his head to look at Qi Si, "Okay, I'm done talking, you see, how about it?" ”

Qi Si drank Coke and ate fries, "You guys are making fun of me." ”

I glanced at Qi Si, "Who teased you, tell you the truth." ”

"I have a boyfriend."

"Then you can divide it."

"If you call it, you will divide it"

I looked at Qi Si, "When did you get a boyfriend, why didn't you tell me?" ”

Qi Si also smiled, "I'll tease you, who told you to tease me first." ”

I was a little depressed: "We didn't tease you. ”

The lobster followed, "What he said is true. ”

Qi Si looked at the big lobster, "Didn't you just say that you just wanted to be friends, now it's changed so quickly, you two still said that you didn't tease me, pull it down, this joke is not fun at all, if it's okay, I'll go in and change clothes"

"Don't go, don't go," I quickly stopped Qi Si, "why are you working so hard." ”

"Help, exercise yourself."

"Do you have any money?"

"I don't have any money, but I eat and drink for nothing. My aunt doesn't care much about me, and I don't want to give me money, I can come if I want, and I won't come if I don't want to. Today's exam, I didn't want to come, who knows the school meal, today is particularly troublesome, so I came. ”

"It's quite a coincidence, this is called fate." I thought about it and said.

Qi Si looked at me, "Is it fate with me, or fate with whom." ”

I stretched out my finger and pointed at the lobster, "Of course it's the fate of the two of you." ”

Qi Si smiled, "You guys are teasing me again." ”

"Not really."

"Alright, I'm leaving."

"Don't go" I grabbed Qi Si, and then turned my head to the stupid big lobster and scolded, "If you feel that Qi Si, this little girl, is okay, don't look at me talking like a 2 fool there, you will express your expression, prove that I am not teasing her, if you stay there again and don't say a word, drink your Coke and eat your chicken legs, Lao Tzu will leave it alone now, I eat hamburgers, it just so happens that I am still hungry." And if you say that you don't care, you deserve it, and you don't have any interest at all."

The lobster paused for a moment, "How do I say?" ”

"Don't you love her so much that you can't eat or sleep?"

"Don't be so direct."

"Haven't you been unrequited for a year?"

"I'm telling you, don't be so direct. I'm so embarrassed to say it all. ”

"I'll grass your uncle, you pretend to be a calf for me to play, right? Big lobster. ”

The big lobster looked at me, smiled at me very knowingly, and then shook his head, "Resolutely no, Liu'er, can I pretend to have a relationship." ”

"Now that the people are here, it's up to you to do the rest."

Qi Si punched me, "What are you talking about." ”

I spread my hands and said, "Big lobster." ”

Then Brother Shrimp was also energetic this time, and then coughed twice, and said affectionately to Qi Si, "Qi Si, listen to me a few words, okay." The voice was very low, the attitude was very sincere, and the lobster put away all the food in his hand, hugged the two hands together, put them on the table, and looked at Qi Si very seriously. Okay, I can't delay you for a few minutes, and if you don't want to do it for a few minutes, then I won't bother you. ”

Qi Silen paused for a moment, "Really?" ”

"Nonsense" After I finished speaking, I glanced at the big lobster, looking at his contrived appearance, it was really disturbing.

"May I say that? Sisi. ”

I paused for a moment, thinking that this big lobster would change its mouth quickly enough.

"Oh, then you can say it." Qi Si's voice also dimmed.

"Since a year ago, I saw you talking to Liu'er here, the first time I saw you, I appeared, I can't forget you, I don't know why, I only know that it was a beautiful encounter, since then, your shadow, but deeply imprinted in my mind, I don't know why, I always have something to do, just think of you, in the vast sea of people, two people meet, it is indeed not easy, the Buddha said, the Buddha said that the five hundred times of looking back in the previous life in exchange for the passing of this life. So. In the inscription, there is its own providence. ”

Speaking of which, the lobster's eyes were slightly red, but I didn't know why, I had the urge to hit someone.

The lobster choked up and continued, "But then I laughed at myself, how ridiculous my behavior was, you all know who I am, but now I think of you every night when I sleep, I don't know why, and then I appeared, I actually liked you, is this the legendary love at first sight." But I have always hidden this secret in my heart, and I didn't dare to express it, until today Liu'er said that he was going to come to you for a while, I thought about it, I didn't even take the exam, so I came out with him, and promised to invite him to eat KFC, I just want to see you. Who knows, he saw through it at a glance. ”

Then the big lobster actually cried. I grabbed my right hand tightly with my left hand, and my left foot stepped on my right foot tightly, trying my best to control my emotions and impulses.

The lobster's voice became more and more choked, "Actually, before I came, I was still unsure, until the moment you appeared just now, I saw you again, I appeared, it turned out that the woman I dream of every day, appeared, I was a little excited, and even a little scared." Maybe this is also an opportunity given to me by God, so I have to work hard, I have to grasp it, so, so. ”

Then the lobster's tears flowed, and I leaned back hard, and then took a deep breath.

The lobster shed a few tears, then looked up and wiped his eyes, "Okay, I won't tell you that." My purpose is to make friends with you, really, I don't know why, I will have such a time to be so interested in a woman, I don't know why, as soon as I heard that you are here, I don't even want to take the exam, I am extremely eager to come here to see you again, if, you are willing to give me a chance"

When Da Longxia's words were said to be there, I really couldn't bear it anymore, I stood up at once, and then went around to the side of the big lobster, and the big lobster looked up at me and wiped his tears, "Liu'er, don't stop me, you let me continue." ”

"Say you're a big eggplant," and I punched it down.

"Oops." It hurts me to death. And then I got started. I punched the lobster off the stool, in fact, I didn't use force, the main thing is that he didn't sit well, push him casually, he will fall to the ground, the problem is that I didn't punch hard, but it fell on him, but it was very loud, I didn't think too much after he fell to the ground, I pressed it up, and pressed the lobster to start cooking.

The whole KFC people are driving us again. While cooking the lobster, I scolded, "Let your mother disgust me again, let his mother you pretend, and if you want to have a relationship with someone, just say it, and talk so much nonsense." "I scolded and started at the same time, but I didn't have much strength, and I hit the back and the like, but the sound of hitting was very loud.

Big lobster "Ouch, tap, tap." "A vigorous call. This exaggeration of the call.

As soon as I heard it, "Oops, you're pretending to be with me." Then I reached out and grabbed the inside of the lobster's thigh.

Then I heard the howl of the lobster ghost crying wolf. This time it's true.

I hit it a few more times, and then I was pushed away by a pair of hands.

I took two steps back and glanced at Qi Si, who pushed me away, "You get up, it's none of your business." "Then I had to cook the lobster again, it was so disgusting, I almost vomited the food I had just eaten, and I don't know how he said it.

"Why are you beating people?"

I paused for a moment, "He just wants to have sex with you, and it turns out that there is so much nonsense." ”

"Then you don't have to be so ruthless. It's not with you, as for you to beat people, you've really convinced you, so many years, it hasn't changed at all" Then Qi Si picked up the big lobster on the ground, and asked with great concern, "Are you okay?" ”

The big lobster grabbed Qi Si's hand, "It's okay." It's okay. Hehe. He brought me to see you, and I was satisfied, let him hit him a few times, and it was nothing. ”

I was furious, I saw that my mother could pretend better than me, and I could pretend, I stretched out my hand and pointed at the big lobster, "I'm fucking your uncle." "And then it's going to go over again.

At this time, several waiters and onlookers came over, so they pulled me away, and then an old aunt came over, "Young man, why are you so angry, people didn't recruit you and didn't mess with you." ”

"No, you don't know, we're not really in a hurry, joking."

This aunt looked at me, "You are really an aunt and confused, look at you, you have beaten people to tears" After finishing speaking, she stretched out her finger and pointed at the lobster, "Look at how pitiful people are, okay, look at how ruthless you were just now, people don't fight back, forget it, you have to be forgiving and forgiving." ”

"That's it, that's it, forget it." Then there were several people who were talking good about it.

I looked at them, and then a little helpless, if I really said that the two of us were not in a hurry, we were joking, they would definitely not believe any of them, but the problem is, we were originally joking, usually much more ruthless than this when we were in the class, and then it would be a fight in their eyes.

And then a lot of people started talking about it.

Then Qi Si helped the big lobster up, and the big lobster grabbed Qi Si's hand tightly, and he was still crying.

I really couldn't stand it, I stretched out my hand and pointed at the lobster, "I'm grass, your uncle, you don't show the mountain and don't leak, you can make me miserable, you explain it to me" After finishing speaking, I walked over to the lobster.

Then Qi Si immediately blocked in front of him, like an eagle guarding a chicken, spread his hands, and looked at me, "Sixth brother, how did he offend you, you beat people like this." ”

"It's not."

"What not, so many people here have seen it."

"This young man, really."

"It's really horizontal, whose family is this?"

"That's such a bully."

Then the people around me were talking about it, I was really helpless, I knew what it means to be dumb and eat coptis, there was suffering, I stretched out my hand and just wanted to point to the lobster. was beaten down by Qi Si, "You talk well, you." ”

I glanced at Qi Si, "Okay, okay," and then I smiled at the lobster, "If you don't stand up and explain again, I won't fry you, you're fresh, and I'm not angry when I cook it." ”

When the big lobster heard this, he stepped back, and then said in a low voice, "Okay, what do you want me to explain, you can say it." ”

I paused for a moment, "Say what you were going to do, and you explain something." ”

The big lobster sighed. Didn't speak.

"Sixth brother, don't force others, okay, give me a face, don't beat him, people don't care about you, right?"

I shook my head, "It's not me, do you believe what he said?" ”

Qi Si looked at me, "Believe it or not, you don't have to hit people." ”

"I can't stand it, I see him talking too much nonsense, so I just beat him, and then tell you what he wants to do, what he wants to say, don't you get it."

"Look, you admit that you hit him."

I quickly shook my head, "No, we're joking." ”

"Playing around so hard?"

"What's so ruthless, we've been making such a fuss."

"Sixth brother. Don't hit him, give me a face, let's go, let's talk, okay. ”

When I heard this, I froze, stretched out my hand and pointed at the big lobster, and then looked at Qi Si very innocently, "You ask him, did I beat him, you ask him yourself, am I messing with him." ”

Qi Si glanced at me, "You have it, Sixth Brother, so many people are watching." ”

"No, it's because so many people are watching that I want to make this matter clear. Or, my reputation has ruined him like this. ”

"If it's ruined, you don't have any reputation."

"I'm grass, why don't I have a reputation."

"I don't talk about your reputation, you know it, don't you?" When Qi Si finished speaking, he smiled at me. "I won't talk about it, it's been so long, who doesn't know who, sixth brother, you go back. I'll figure it out myself, I'll talk to him, okay. ”

"Not that problem." I'm really depressed" You ask him himself, let him say it himself. ”

Qi Si glanced at me, "Really. Then he turned his head and asked the big lobster, "Sixth brother let you say it yourself, it's okay, don't be afraid." Go ahead. ”

The big lobster had red eyes, and then was silent for a long time, deliberately biting his lip, and then nodded, his voice was very small, and he was very aggrieved, "We're joking, it's okay, Sisi, you just don't say anything, let me go back with him" After finishing speaking, he pushed Qi Si away and walked to my side.

Qi Si stopped the big lobster, "Don't go, don't go anywhere today." ”

I listened to the lobster's words, I was angry with him, and I laughed, I stretched out my hand and pointed at the lobster, "Okay, okay, you're fucking ruthless, you kid has a set, grass your uncle, you fucking wait." ”

"Sixth brother, you still threaten others."

Then another staff member came out, man, and came to me, "Young man, if you make a fuss like this, we can call the police." ”

Then the people around him all started to talk about it.

I was a little helpless, "Don't, don't, I'll go, can't I go?" With that, I turned around, opened the door, and went out.

As soon as I got out. I heard a voice, "Sixth brother, sixth brother." ”

I turned my head and saw little Qi Si running out of it. came to my side, "Sixth brother, are you angry?" ”

I shook my head, "I don't have the heart to be angry right now, I have the heart to kill a lobster." ”

"Actually, others are still good."

"What do you know, just say he's good, if you know him well, just say he's good."

"Really, I heard what he just said quite sincerely. You don't want to be like him, and he doesn't really care about you, okay, sixth brother, give me a face. ”

I sighed, "Sister, what I said is true, the two of us are really joking." ”

"Sixth brother, if you are still like this, you don't want to give me face, you still want to beat him, right? You can do it. After finishing speaking, I looked at Qi Si and shook his face, as if he was also angry.

I was depressed in my heart, you said that I recruited someone to provoke someone, I forcibly calmed down my emotions, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I won't beat him." ”

"When the time comes, I'll talk to him well, Sixth Brother, don't be angry, you're quite big-bellied."

I nodded, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

"Sixth brother, that's it, bye-bye. I'll go back first, give him a lesson, I see you're scaring him. ”

"Damn me, can I scare him?" I followed and scolded, "He's more daring than anyone else." ”

"Look, you're scaring me like that."

When I heard it, I was really depressed, and I looked at Qi Si, "Okay, okay, I'm fine, you go find him." Let's talk."

"Well, okay, Sixth Brother. I know that the sixth brother is the best. ”

"Well, okay, that's it. You go back."

"Yes, Sixth Brother. Bye. Then Qi Si trotted all the way and ran back.

I stood at the door of KFC and saw a lot of people surrounding the big lobster, this stupid person was still acting, and crying, and then I saw Qi Si running in, and then holding the big lobster, the two of them walked inside, I couldn't see it, but I still saw many, many people in KFC, all looking at me here.

My reputation is ruined today.

Uncle Cao's big lobster, so cruel that my teeth itch.

Then I saw a black plastic bag, I was very depressed, I didn't know what I thought, I went up to the bag and went down.

"Oops. I sat down, holding my feet, and the bricks in the plastic bag appeared.

"I'm just it. Which stupid is better than putting bricks in a plastic bag, do you have a hole in the head, take a brick to fill the hole in his head, oops, it hurts me" Then I turned my head and saw a lot of kfnetbsp; It's a shame today.

I stood up, my feet were really hurting, I walked a few steps slowly, then went to the side of the road, took a taxi, got in the car and said back to the Internet café.

Grass *** large lobster. I'm angry, my teeth are itching.

I want to split him.