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[628] Joe Xingxing

When I arrived at the door of the Internet café, I heard Brother Xu and a few of them shouting, "You are stupid, Chenyang, I told you, kill the mage first, kill the mage first, you can kill that warrior to kill Mao." ”

"Fuck you, he's killing me."

"Nonsense, then you don't listen to the command."

"Listen to Mao. I'm not red."

I was so depressed that I pushed the door open and went in. Then I looked at the machine next to Brother Xu, there was no one, so I sat down, stretched out my hand and greeted the boss, "Boss, open a machine." ”

Only then did Brother Xu turn their heads around, "Grass, stupid than Liu'er, why did you come back." ”

"Fuck your uncle, silly."

Brother Xu turned his head and glanced at me, "Yes, yes, I'm stupid." If it wasn't for me just now, Xi Yu would have grabbed you when he came over, you didn't thank me, and said that I was stupid, is there no next time? “

"Then you won't need me?" I thought for a moment, "What did you do that night?" ”

"Went to buy us food and will be back in a moment. Follow Zhao Qianya. ”

As soon as I heard it, "Grass your uncle, my daughter-in-law is still in charge of your food, what's wrong with you helping me." ”

"You're you, Boss Xi is Boss Xi, it's the same."

"Grass, without me, can Xiyu take care of you?"

"That maybe." Brother Xu followed and asked, "What about the big lobster?" ”

"Big lobster, don't mention this person to me, when I mention him now, my head is full of fire, and I have the heart to kill him."

"What do you mean?"

"I've seen people of the opposite sex inhumane, but I've never seen people of the opposite sex inhuman."

Chen Yang followed up with a sentence: "There is no humanity of the opposite sex than you?" ”

"." I ignored Chenyang and asked Brother Xu, "What about the orangutan?" ”

Brother Xu didn't even look at it, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the innermost.

I turned my head and said, "The innermost one." Then I took a closer look, "The machine is there, it's still on, but the people aren't there." ”

"Who knows where he went. Looks like someone was looking for him just now."

"Oh, that's it." Then I wanted to go to the bathroom, so I stood up and said, "Fuck it, I've drunk too much Coke, I always want to go to the bathroom." ”

"Don't go."

I glanced at Brother Xu, "What's wrong?" ”

"I've been there several times, and I've been locked up, I don't know who the fuck can shit in there for so long."

"Then I'm uncomfortable."

"I'm also uncomfortable, let's play games, I don't want to play anymore, you look at me, I don't think much about it now. I was thinking about it just now. ”

I glanced at him with disdain, "Well, you are a cow, I can't do it." Then I stood up and went to the toilet door, and just as I was about to knock, the toilet door opened.

The toilet at this internet café where we often come is around the corner, very private, away from the lobby where we surf the Internet.

But when the toilet door opened, I saw at a glance the Zhou orangutan with a sexy face full of scum, "Yo, I'm grass, I said that Brother Xu just scolded who went to the toilet for so long, and it was you who made trouble for a long time." After finishing speaking, I pushed Zhou Orangutan and said, "Get up, don't get in my way." ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me at the door, "Don't, don't, little sixth brother." ”

I glanced at him, "Don't be a bastard, don't." ”

"You will go up again in a while, and you will go up again in a while," Zhou Orangutan hurriedly said, "I'll go back to the last one." ”

"Fuck your uncle, I can't hold it back" After finishing speaking, I dragged Zhou Orangutan out, I wanted to pull him out, who knew that Zhou Orangutan leaned back hard, blocked the toilet door, and then grabbed it tightly, just didn't go.

I scratched my head, "I said, you're a orangutan, don't you have a bad brain, and I can't go to the toilet?" ”

"You go back in a minute, you go out for a spin first, and then you come back to go up."

"Get out." I kicked Zhou Gorilla, then grabbed Zhou Gorilla by the neck and began to drag him back.

Zhou Orangutan hugged the doorknob of the toilet stiffly, "I won't let it." ”

"Grass, I'm in charge of the and the toilet now." Then I dragged the orangutan hard.

Zhou Gorilla gritted his teeth and hugged the doorknob hard.

I have been ignoring a problem, the door of the toilet has been pushed in, and I have been thinking about dragging Zhou Gorilla out, but I have been ignoring that it is the most appropriate way to push him in.

The two of us were in a tug-of-war for a while, and I put my hand in my waist, "You're not up, are you?" ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me and nodded seriously, "I just don't get up." ”

I took a few steps back, then nodded my toes.

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Damn, I don't let Lao Tzu go to the toilet, I can't stand it" Then I rushed to the orangutan in front of the toilet door, and I thought about crashing him into it too.

Who knew that Zhou Orangutan suddenly stopped blocking at this time, perhaps frightened by my posture, when I rushed over with all my strength, Zhou Orangutan immediately let the door open.

Then I slammed into the door. Then the door opened, and there was a small threshold under the door, and I didn't pay attention, and then a lady choked, lowered her head, rushed forward a few steps, and then fell down.

Then I heard an "ahhh

I lay on the ground for a while, how it didn't hurt, and then I saw two hands pushing me to the side. And there was a moan, "Oops." ”

Immediately after, I heard another anxious voice, "Daughter-in-law." Then the orangutan ran in as well.

I just glanced under myself, and when I rushed in, I actually slammed the door open, and threw Qiao Goulu under me.

I was a little blind, and after a closer look, I found that Qiao Goulu's right hand was still holding a condom. And it's a set that has been disassembled, and it's used, and there's liquid in it.

I don't know what she's going to do with that condom.

But I was depressed all of a sudden.

Zhou Orangutan helped Qiao Goulu up. Then Qiao Goulu's first reaction was to reach out and grab the used condom, and then carry it to her back, I was a little depressed, and she was not afraid of getting wet. But it was obvious that her face was flushed, and it was the first time she had seen her blush after knowing Qiao Goulu for so long.

Zhou Orangutan surrounded Qiao Goulu and asked with great concern, "Are you okay, daughter-in-law, are you okay?" ”

Qiao Goulu reached out and rubbed her buttocks, then rubbed her chest, looked at Zhou Orangutan with an aggrieved face, and didn't speak.

I understood everything, so I bowed happily to Qiao Goulu, "I'm sorry, brother and sister." I really didn't mean to" but I was also embarrassed to move forward, because she kept one hand behind her back, and she kept holding a used condom in her hand, she must have thought again, where to throw this used condom, maybe she was a thief, and her subconscious was embarrassed to throw the condom into the toilet.

I thought again, it's not right, just throw it in and rush it.

When I was puzzled, Zhou Orangutan spoke, "Tell you not to come in, don't come in, you are not rushing." ”

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Did you tell me there was another person inside?" ”

"Then what do you want me to say?"

"Straight up, grass. Why did you hide when I rushed just now, if you didn't dodge, would these problems occur? ”

"Why didn't it show up."

"Is it going to feel like I'm hitting you and hitting the door?"

"Why don't you go to the bathroom?"

"Grass, grass, hurry up, you guys hurry out, I'm going to the toilet." I immediately changed the subject, and then pushed Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu out.

After pushing it out, I locked the door from the inside. Then I took a closer look at the scene of the crime, and there were no materials left.

I stood there and relieved myself for a while, quite comfortable. Then I stood in the toilet and carefully recalled why Qiao Goulu didn't throw the condom directly, but grabbed it in his hand.

I looked around for a long time and found that the location of the corner of the toilet was particularly clean.

I paused for a moment, walked over, reached out and touched it gently, and then pondered again.

The toilet is sitting. After opening the door, go straight to the left to the toilet, until the end, is a sink with a sink more than two meters long and more than one meter wide. In the corner is a large open space.

I'm a solver who loves to solve. I suddenly remembered something, and I pulled my sleeve out of my wallet. Take it out, open it, throw it in the toilet, and flush it.

I also understood why the toilet in the Internet café would have the words prohibiting sfecation, and I also understood the condom in Qiao Goulu's hand, why it felt wet, she must have wanted to flush down, but she couldn't flush down, she also knew that I was outside, so she was afraid that I would see it, so she wondered how to throw this condom, or hide it, maybe I suddenly found something, and when I was happy, I rushed in.

I thought of this, then nodded with satisfaction, smiled, and then said to myself, "These two people are so weak, what are you doing at it, let it float on it again, how powerful the two of you are in this reality." Dare to do it anywhere, a man and a woman, come out of the toilet, and then find a used condom, that's nothing. How normal, if a person comes out of the toilet, and then is seen, it is easy to be despised, a person, threw a condom into the toilet, left, can you do it with TT, with TT, and then SY. "I don't know why, when I said this, I suddenly thought about Xiao Chao very evilly. Then I feel a little sorry for this set of clothes that I have treasured in my wallet for a long time, and I bought it with a lot of money. I just haven't used it in a long time.

I'm a little confused, these two people are also a little too crazy, either a hospital toilet, or an Internet café toilet, according to this logic, when I go to Yuedian in the future, I also have to remind Fei Ge to pay attention to the sound insulation effect of their toilet there. Wherever the two of them go, where they do, Qiao Goulu will change his name to Qiao Xingxing in the future, one Zhou Orangutan and one Qiao Xingxing, it is too chic, too chic.

But I was also very satisfied, wasted a set, solved the doubts in my heart, I pushed open the door, just about to go out, I saw Xiao Xiyu.

Xiyu looked at me and smiled, "Liuliu, why are you back?" ”

I sighed, "It's okay, I'm so depressed, I'm going to kill the lobster." ”

"What's wrong with him?" I was just about to speak, but Xiyu pushed me, "You wait for me, I'll talk about it later, I'll go to the toilet first." ”

I nodded, "Well, then you can come back and talk about it." Then I returned to my seat, and I saw Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu in the corner, playing sweetly together, as if nothing had happened, and chasing Lin Yifei with thick skin.

I opened the game, played the legend, and then started fighting with Brother Xu.

It didn't take long for Xiyu to come back, sit next to me, and stop smiling or being happy, just looking preoccupied." ”