Chapter 600: Unspeakably Precious
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"Except for the fish eyes, which are the most essential and spiritual part of the fish, I can eat everything else, I'm a layman......" Yun Zhongzi Dao said with a flattering smile.
"According to what you say, I will only eat fish eyes when I eat fish in the future??" The girl pouted, "It's like fish or something, you can't eat it, otherwise, you'll become a layman......"
"I don't mean that...... Yun Zhongzi said with a long grin, "I don't mean that......"
"And what do you mean??" The girl smiled coldly and asked.
"What do I mean??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "I'll make an analogy, in the feudal era, the color of people's clothes was regulated, for example, they couldn't wear yellow clothes, but as the emperor of the Ninety-Five Supreme, there was no such restriction, he could wear clothes of any color, or how could there be a saying about a white Arowana suit??" That is to say, the emperor wears the clothes of the common people and goes out for a private visit to ......"
"Oh......" the girl was amused, "you mean to say that I am the emperor and you are an ordinary commonman......"
"Almost......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and nodded.
"Be bold ......" The girl slapped the table, her eyes were full of anger, "You, an ordinary person, dare to eat at the same table with me, it's really bold, come on, pull him out of the noon gate for me, behead him to show the public......"
"......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was dumbfounded at that time, "I said, let's not do this, okay??" I'm a 100-year-old man, do you have the strength to bully me like this?? ”
"Of course it's strong......" The girl pursed her lips, "Little green snake, haven't you heard my holy decree??" Why don't you hurry up and pull the Yunzhong Demon Dao out of the noon gate and behead ......"
"I said little comrade......" Nie Canglong slapped the girl's buttocks, "Can you have a good meal??" Haven't you seen it yet? In just a few moments, the Cloud Demon Dao ate everything that fell before......"
"So. I asked you to pull him out of the noon gate and behead him for public display......" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes, and her little hand twisted fiercely around the man's waist, "I almost let this old cow's nose deceive ......"
"Okay, okay, okay......" Zhang Wenge waved his hand, "Let's not talk about it, hurry up and eat, after eating, let's hurry on the road, in the second half of the morning, we can almost send Xiaofeng home, our team." Soon there will be one less person soon......"
"The surname is Gu's ......" Yuan Siyu picked up the wine glass, gestured to Gu Yunfeng, and then drank it all, "I will remember you, I will always remember you......"
"Yuan hates ghosts, I won't forget your ......" Gu Yunfeng also picked up his wine glass, tilted his neck, and drank it all, his eyes didn't know how. It's a little red.
"It's really good wine...... Yuan Siyu put down the wine glass, "When I enter Lao Nie's house, I will definitely give you an invitation, you will be there." I must come, I ask you to be my bridesmaid......"
"Poof......" Nie Canglong was drinking wine, and when he heard Yuan Siyu's words, he almost choked to death with the wine.
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng sneered. You still entered Lao Nie's house, you won't take the things in your dreams seriously, right? ? ”
"Over time, I fell in love, and I didn't make trouble with you. I've been with Canglong for a long time, so I will naturally be happy with each other......" Yuan Siyu smiled faintly, "Then, isn't that logical??" ”
"Xiaojun, someone treats you as a transparent person...... Gu Yunfeng glanced at Qin Xiaojun, "I think it's time for you to come forward and declare your sovereignty......"
"Sister Feng'er, I don't object to this at all, because I think she is right......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
"I don't understand what you're saying...... "The girl took a sip of old wine, and then ate the delicious vegetables, "When I eat, my IQ is usually cleared to zero......"
"Dare is a snack ......" Nie Canglong sighed with a disappointed face, "If you speak out about your flaws so bluntly, aren't you afraid that some people will take the opportunity to dig into your corner??" ”
"The corners are used to dig, and I used to dig people's corners...... "The girl grabbed a piece of roasted meat and ate it deliciously.
"If you want to eat, if you don't want to eat, just find a girl to ......" Sister Bai stretched and yawned, "I'm full, so I won't accompany everyone to eat......"
"I'm also full...... Wang Xueying poured two more glasses of wine, then stood up and went with Sister Bai to find the girl.
"I'm going to ...... too" Zhang Xiaohua'er rolled her eyes, put down her chopsticks, and chased after the two.
"Why don't we go and have a look??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said.
"Hey, isn't it just a girl?? What's the big deal?? Zheng Dongfang shook his head, "If you want to go, you can go, there is still more than half of such a big table of dishes, I have to finish eating and then go ......."
"That's okay......" Zhang Wenge stood up, "You stay here to eat, I have to help my daughter pick and choose, in case my daughter is clumsy and picks out a cunning person, there will be no peaceful birthday in the future...... "Actually, why is he afraid that his daughter will pick a bad one?? It's clear that she doesn't dare to eat at the same table with Qin Xiaojun, this girl is really too dangerous, if you can stay away from her, try to stay away from her.
Zhang Wenge ran away, Zheng Dongfang didn't realize what was going on, he should still eat and drink, he didn't see Zhang Wenge's true intentions at all, but felt that he might be looking for a confidant who was warm to the bed, thinking of somewhere, the corners of his mouth showed a bad smile.
"What is Uncle Zheng laughing at??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Zheng Dongfang and asked.
"Laughing at your Uncle Zhang...... Zheng Dongfang glanced at the girl with a smile on his face, "You say, is your Uncle Zhang an old tree about to bloom??" I always felt that there was something unusual about him......"
"Don't say it......" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Uncle Zhang, this old tree, does mean to bloom......"
"Really??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up at that time, "This old Zhang is really going to bloom??" ”
"She's teasing you......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "You ...... believe it."
"Hey......" The girl wasn't happy at the time," said the demon in the clouds. You're slandering me, aren't you?? ”
"I slander you??" Daoist Yunzhongzi shook his head, "Xiao Zhang's life is to die alone, and he is born a widower's life, I don't believe you can't see it......"
"I can't see it......" The girl blushed and glared at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief, "What can you do to me??" ”
"Of course I can't do anything to you......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but sigh, "Anti-heaven thaumaturgy like the Sancai Anti-Fate Technique is all for you to play with between applause, I don't believe that you won't be able to see Xiao Zhang's fate......"
"Cloud Demon Dao...... "The girl glared at the old Dao leader." You just keep your mouth shut, it's the era of science jishu, your behavior of promoting feudal superstition, just wait to go to the cowshed to reflect on it......"
"Hmph......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but sneer, "What is the fate of each person, I think you know better than me, such as Xiaofeng ......" said, pointing at Gu Yunfeng, but the back was silent.
"Cloud Neutron ......" The girl stood up suddenly. slapped the table, and glared at Daoist Yun Zhongzi with an iron face, "Do you believe that I want your life or not??" ”
"Didn't I say anything??" On the head of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist, a cold sweat broke out at that time. "If I do, my life will be gone, this is my life, I know. I know ......"
"Hmph......" The girl snorted coldly, and sat down slowly, but a pair of beautiful eyes were full of cold electricity. It's like the eyes of a snake when it hunts.
"What the hell is going on?? What the hell is going on with my fate? Gu Yunfeng glanced at the girl, and then at the Daoist of Yunzhongzi, "You guys...... Do you have something to hide from me?? ”
"Daughter, your life is unspeakably precious, if I say it, my life will be gone, you can pity the poor old man......" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang looked at Gu Yunfeng with a bitter face and said.
"My life is too precious??" Gu Yunfeng felt his heartbeat accelerate violently, glanced at Nie Canglong, and his little face couldn't help but turn red, "What kind of life is that?" ”
"Your life is on that unspeakable precious, unspeakable, unspeakable, whoever says it will be ......unlucky," said Yun Zhongzi Daoist quickly.
"I remember, Xiaojun's life is quite noble......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Qin Xiaojun and said.
"Your life, compared to Xiaojun, it is naturally a little worse, but it is much stronger than ordinary people......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said with a bitter face.
"I always feel that the Taoist is coaxing me......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at the Taoist of Yunzhongzi, "Now in our family, I am left alone, a lonely woman living in the world, such a life, what else is precious??" ”
"Hehe......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled, but he didn't say anything, can I tell you, are you a mother and a son? ? Just kidding, if I really said this, two thunderbolts would fall from the sky, and the old way would be chopped into small pieces of charcoal.
"Dao Chief, what about me......" Yuan Siyu looked at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with a worried face, "What is my life??" ”
"The life of a lifetime of travel...... Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Yuan Siyu, and couldn't help sighing, "Your suffering is behind......
"Huh??" Yuan Siyu's little mouth pursed at that time, and he glanced at Gu Yunfeng unconvinced, "My fate is so different from that of the surname Gu??" ”
"Time, luck, and fate are also ......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist shook his head slightly, "Everything is fate, and no one can ...... at all."
"I don't believe it......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "I am an immortal, I want to change my life against the sky, it is better to change my life better than Xiaojun, and then snatch Canglong over, I am angry with a certain stingy ghost......"
"Master, what's my fate??" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the master, "You had to accept me as an apprentice at the beginning, did you feel that my life was very good, so you ......?"
"You??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at his apprentice disdainfully, "In your life, you just do small things, and you can't accomplish anything big......
"Master, do you mean to say that I have a low eye, why can't I do it......" Zhao Chuanxi was not happy at that time, why didn't I think I was so bad??
"It's not that the eyes are high. It's bad luck...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi shook his head, "You are born to be an idle life, usually raise birds, grow flowers, just don't let the family starve to death, as for the rest, as long as you follow and mix, nothing will come to ......" Yunzhongzi Daoist sighed and said.
"Could it be that I did too many immoral things in my last life, and I have become an unlucky ghost in this life??" Zhao Chuanxi said with a depressed face.
"It's possible......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded quite seriously. Your luck, it's not an ordinary difference, but a very, very poor, in terms of cultivation, it has quite potential, but it's just that if you are poor, you can live a long life, if you want to make a difference, it's not possible......"
"Master. When you say this, I really don't believe it......" Zhao Chuanxi felt that his heart was broken, listening to what the master said, he was in this life. There seems to be no hope at all.
"If you don't believe me, ask your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law is much better than your master and me in terms of appearance......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but roll his eyes. Besides, there's nothing unpleasant about it, it's a comfortable little life. How enviable?? ”
"In this great era, there must be heroes, I am not willing to live like a turtle......" Zhao Chuanxi gritted his teeth and looked at his sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, what my master said, is it true?" ”
"Is this this??" The girl blinked her eyes, "If you want to be a hero, that's basically impossible, in fact, there's nothing wrong with living comfortably......"
"In this way......" Zhao Chuanxi wanted to cry awkwardly, but he couldn't cry at all.
"I said, don't be a fool of you, kid......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glared at the unlucky apprentice, "Do you think heroes are so easy to be??" When you are a hero, eight out of ten are remembered by people, and the remaining two are also living idle days like you, and you directly live the days that heroes can live, what are you not satisfied with?? ”
"That'...... Dao Chief, what kind of life do you say, what kind of life do I have?? Nie Canglong glanced at Daoist Yunzhongzi and asked softly.
"You??" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Nie Canglong, the corner of his eyes swept over Qin Xiaojun's face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Your fate, it's not easy to say, your daughter-in-law has changed your life, I look at you now, it's just a fog, I can't see the trend of your fate at all......"
"So is this good or bad?" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl beside him, and then asked.
"It's not good, it's not bad...... "Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader glanced at Qin Xiaojun again, "It's a blind genius......
"Blinded by the heavens??" Nie Canglong frowned, "Can't the Dao Elder make it clear?" ”
"It's nothing ...... to make it clear," Daoist Yunzhongzi lowered his eyes, "That is to say, you are now free from the shackles of fate, jumping out of the Three Realms, and no longer in the Five Elements, although there are still some calamities in fate, it will not really threaten your life safety......
"Go on......" Nie Canglong closed his mouth when he saw Yun Zhongzi Daoist talking, and couldn't help urging.
"No ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang shook his head, "That's all I can say, if I say it again, the heavens should warn me......" As he spoke, he cautiously glanced at the sky, as if he was wary of thunder falling from the sky and smashing on his head.
"Eat and eat......" Qin Xiaojun smiled and beckoned everyone to eat.
"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, and opened his mouth to speak.
"......Stop," the girl smiled and made a stop gesture, "Don't say thank me, if you have to thank me, then express it with action......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned, did I say I wanted to thank you??
"Eat when you're hungry......" The girl glanced at the man, "We are not in a hurry to express it with actions, there is time......
"Then how do you want me to thank you with my actions??" Nie Canglong was suddenly a little stunned.
"You also know, I don't have a shortage of maids now......" The girl's eyes rolled, "There is a lack of a little eunuch to serve with you, or you will give in??" Otherwise, it won't reflect our mourning style......"
"Comrade Qin Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, "Do you believe our family...... Phew...... Do you believe it I cleaned you up?? ”
"My sister-in-law's mourning style hasn't been reflected yet, why is my brother's eunuch style reflected first??" Zhao Chuanxi looked at his brother and sister-in-law, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.
"Zhao Chuanxi ......" Nie Canglong glared at the unlucky brother viciously, "Little eunuchs are generally matched with two, I think you are also quite a eunuch, or the two of us will be companions......"
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly coughed and hugged his daughter-in-law, "I just married my daughter-in-law, don't make such a joke with you......"
"What is a eunuch??" Bai Suyun was still a little unsure, "What do eunuchs do??" ”
"Eunuchs are shemales......" Zhao Chuanxi leaned into his daughter-in-law's ear and whispered.
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