Chapter 874: Two Great Magic Weapons
(Ask for subscription support~~~)
"Oh......" Nie Canglong suddenly moved, "So that's the case??" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Return the mother emperor to me, the space door to me, you take me away from my parents, what a huge mental harm this must be to me?" Mental damages are not ...... at all."
"Xiaojun......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou darkened his face and glanced at the girl, "I found that your husband is very underwhelmed, if I beat him, will you stop him??" β
"My husband??" The girl blinked, "Who is my husband??" How did I not know?? β
"It's starting to pretend again,......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips, "The taste of the little green snake is too heavy, right?" I would like this kind of woman who only pretends to be......"
"You don't pretend, you nymphomaniac, as long as there are unqualified men, they all like you......" Bai Susu glared at Bian Lanlan and said angrily.
"You ......" Bian Lanlan suddenly became angry, "You dead snake spirit, are you looking for death?" β
"Looking for a dead ......" Bai Susu raised his eyebrows, "You touch me and try ......"
"Okay......" The girl glared at the two girls, "Now is the time to see off my uncle, my uncle is gone, I don't know if I can come back, you can't haode bless your uncle twice......"
"Uncle......" Bian Lanlan ran to Comrade Nie Shenzhou and took out a pair of knee pads, "This is the knee pad I made for my father, not only can it cure the old cold legs, but also has a very good physical effect on the side effects of the washboard, I hope it can help you......" As she spoke, she couldn't help but stuff the knee pads to Comrade Nie Shenzhou.
"I ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's old face turned red at that time, "Are you so sure I can use a washboard??" β
"It also works for the motherboard......" Bian Lanlan said quite seriously.
"Let's ......" Bai Susu pushed Bian Lanlan aside, took out a booklet, and looked at Comrade Nie Shenzhou with a sneer, "These are some of the secret methods I have summed up." Like rope unraveling, stand-in, it should be useful for you......"
"What do you mean by that??" Bian Lanlan pushed Bai Susu, "Do you think Auntie will hang up and beat your uncle?" I'm telling you, you're thinking too simply, so Auntie won't be so violent......"
"Who spoke to you??" Bai Susu glanced at Bian Lanlan, "I'm too lazy to take care of you, I'm prepared, what if?" Isn't there still a one in thousands of miles?? It's all uncertain......"
"Su Su ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou opened the booklet and quickly wrote down the contents of it with a biological computer. Then he returned the booklet to Bai Susu, "I'll tell you the truth, your secret method is indeed a good secret method, but I really don't need it, you better take it back......"
"Huh??" Bai Susu was quite disappointed, and looked at Comrade Nie Shenzhou pitifully, "Is it really not needed?" β
"I really don't need ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded quite seriously, making a heroic appearance, "I think I, Nie Shenzhou, have been dominating the world for decades." Who can hold me down?? Isn't this scientific, you know? β
"Handsome ......" Bian Lanlan immediately shook her head and sighed, "Uncle, I found that you are more handsome than your son, so surely you will not kneel on the washboard or even the motherboard??" Why don't you give me back my knee pads?" My dad's old cold legs are quite serious......"
"Actually......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled awkwardly, "Actually, I also have old ......cold legs," he said, and put on his knee pads numbly, "Not bad." It's a good fit, it's so warm and comfortable......"
"Ahem...... Zheng Dongfang coughed twice, "Brother Nie." It's been almost five minutes since my sister-in-law issued the military order, why don't you hurry up and report for duty?? If you can't make a point, let your sister-in-law cut off her head, and you'll lose a lot of money......"
"You wait for Lao Tzu...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at Zheng Dongfang, "Lao Tzu remembers you......"
"I'm not waiting for you......" Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, "I only swear to my daughter-in-law and son......"
"Hahahaha......" The girl was amused at the time, "Uncle Zheng, you are really good, aren't you afraid that the little green snake will trouble you??" β
"Xiaojun, actually, I have already understood it......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "From the big guy holding you like that, I understand a truth, brother doesn't work, the key depends on my sister-in-law's attitude......"
"Hmph......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled coldly, "Brother Zheng, no matter what, I remember you anyway......" As he spoke, with a wave of his hand, a small warship appeared in front of him.
"If you have to remember me, I can't stop me, can I??" Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, "But don't worry, I will talk to my sister-in-law about it......"
"Hmph......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou snorted coldly, and the light of the connection shone down from the battleship and fell on him, and his figure disappeared in place in an instant, and then the battleship turned into a streamer and disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Uncle Zheng, I'll tell you when you're finished......" The girl pursed her lips, "You only know that women can blow pillow wind, but who told you that men can't blow pillow wind??" β
"Old Zheng......" Zhang Wenge sighed, "You made a mistake, how can you be so unwise??" Canglong's father, he doesn't look like a generous person, you said that you offended him, you might as well beat Canglong more directly, anyway, it's all death, Canglong can still make you happy......"
"This ......" Zheng Dongfang's face turned pale at that time, and he looked at the girl, and then at Zhang Wenge, "Wouldn't it??" Sister-in-law, this person shouldn't be easily seduced, right?? If he really let Canglong's father be blown unconscious, who will dare to help her speak in the future? ? β
"That's why you don't understand women...... the girl sighed, "Women's helpers are generally recruited now, and they are not cost-effective ......for a long time."
"Part-time work??" Zheng Dongfang's face turned blue at that time, and he was frightened, "Can this be reliable?" β
"Of course it's reliable...... the girl rolled her eyes, "Part-time workers also have professional ethics, whoever gives benefits will do things for whom, which is good for both parties, because the income of part-time workers is unstable, so they will not slack off, and the employer will save a lot of costs, if it is long-term." You're not allowed to pay a salary, are you?? Don't you often have work to do, and the salary that comes out for nothing must make people feel distressed to death?? β
"Makes sense......" Zheng Dongfang swallowed his saliva, "If that's the case, then I'm not going to die??" β
"That can't be helped......" the girl pouted, "Who made you so unwise??" β
"What's that......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Nie Canglong, "Canglong, you tell your father, I'll make a ...... to him."
"What's the loss??" Nie Canglong smiled faintly, "It's too outward." My dad wasn't like that......"
"Your dad is really high-spirited......" Zheng Dongfang was immediately moved.
"Uncle Zheng, why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "I don't like to play with nothing, you can afford to ...... on the whole day."
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, "This is ...... Is this blatant to be beneficial?? β
"Look at what you said......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "You hurt my father's feelings, and you can't give me a little mental loss??" β
"Uncle Zheng......" The girl smiled coldly, "You just accept your fate, no one can save you in this matter......"
"I'm ......," Zheng Dongfang was immediately deflated. How can I do something stupid?? As he spoke, he took out a palm-sized egg from his arms, "This is the worm egg I got in Xuanyu Shijie, so I will take it as my apology......
"Worm eggs??" The girl raised an eyebrow. "You say it's a worm??"
"Of course......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Let me tell you, the insect that lays this kind of egg is a kind of magical beast called the Purple Electric King Kong Bee." Any idea what Warcraft is, right? It is a non-human creature that can spell, and as the name suggests, the Purple Electric King Kong Bee is a bee-like magical beast. It can send out an electric shock of 100,000 volts, extremely strong defense, and most importantly, they can brew a special drink called purple honey, it is said that this purple honey, after people take it, can produce the light of wisdom, after animals take it, they can obtain supernatural abilities, and after the monster takes it, they can get strong defense power......"
"So powerful??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Why am I so unbelieving??" β
"Why don't you believe it??" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "Shijie is so big, there is no wonder and there is no ......"
"Little Green Snake ......" The girl glanced at the man, "Take Uncle Zheng's apology and see if it's really as Uncle Zheng said......
"Okay......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, and then took the bee eggs and put them into the planting space.
"How's it going, hatched??" The girl glanced at the man and asked.
"Hatched......" Nie Canglong nodded, "It's fully hatched, and it's already starting to lay eggs......
"Uh......" the girl was stunned, "is it an egg with two yolks??" β
"It's not a double yellow ......egg," Zheng Dongfang smiled faintly, "This purple electric vajra bee is a hermaphroditic creature, that is to say, they are the ...... of their own offspring."
"My heavenly ......" Nie Canglong was immediately surprised, "I actually laid tens of thousands of eggs at a time......
"It seems that in Uncle Zheng's planting space, the purple electric King Kong bee has already become a scale??" The girl looked at Zheng Dongfang with an unkind face, "Uncle Zheng's apology doesn't seem to be sincere......"
"Is this still called insincerity??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened at that time, "This purple electric vajra bee is one of my two major magic weapons, even if it is my son, I don't plan to let him know about it......"
"You also said that you have two major housekeeping magic weapons, what is the other one??" The girl pursed her lips, "Hurry up and hand it over, I don't care if you are two magic weapons or two hundred magic weapons, you hand it over, this apology is considered sincere, I tell you, I and my mother-in-law...... Phew, it's my sister, compared to my sister, I can only be regarded as harmless to humans and animals, but she really dares to hurt people......"
"Puff ......" Bian Lanlan was happy at the time, "This mother-in-law is quite smooth, I don't know how many times I have practiced in my heart......"
"What are you laughing at??" Nie Canglong glared at Bian Lanlan, "What should I do if my little gentleman is smiling??" β
"Yes, yes......" Bian Lanlan suddenly became even happier, covering her small mouth and nodding vigorously, "I don't laugh, I don't laugh anymore......"
"Master......" Bai Susu's little face was a little red, "It's embarrassing......"
"What shame??" The girl glared at Bai Susu with a red face, "I let my sister brainwash, she usually thinks of herself as my mother-in-law, no matter how smart I am." Over time, it will be imperceptible, and she will have to be confused......"
"Uh-huh...... Bai Susu nodded, "Master's mother, it's really hateful......"
"Su Su ......" Nie Canglong glared at Bai Susu, "Is this what you should say?" β
"I'm just telling the truth......" Bai Susu pouted, "Master's mother, it's already very hateful......"
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "Susu, don't talk nonsense." People who say bad things about people behind their backs are all villains, and you have the ability to say it in front of her......"
"Didn't I say it in front of her son and her daughter-in-law?? It's not much different from saying it in front of her......" Bai Susu said with a small pout.
"It seems that you really owe it to clean up...... Nie Canglong picked up Bai Susu by the waist, "I tell you, I want to prostitute yourself during the day, so that you will have no face to be a human ...... from now on"
"I'm not a human ......" Bai Susu's little face turned red at that time, and her little face was buried in the man's arms, "I'm a snake......"
"Why aren't you ashamed at all??" Nie Canglong put Bai Susu down stupidly. "Your exclamation can be regarded as an encouragement to me......
"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand and looked at Zheng Dongfang, "Hurry up and hand over the things......
"This is ......," Zheng Dongfang looked reluctant to take out an egg. This is the egg of the earth ants, and its main function is to build a house, and a swarm of earth ants can build a Forbidden City in an hour......"
"It's really good, isn't it??" The girl raised an eyebrow. "Susu, keep the ......"
"Don't accept ......" Bai Susu pouted angrily, "The old man is playing tricks." People are not happy......"
"You little prodigal hoof...... the girl glared at Bai Susu, "Do you believe that I will clean you up??" β
"I don't believe it......," Bai Susu's little mouth pouted, "The master likes me so much, so he is reluctant to clean me up......"
"Ahem......" Zhang Wenge coughed twice, "Xiaojun, I found that I still have something to do, so I won't bother you......" said that, and ran away.
"I also have something to do...... Zheng Dongfang touched his nose, "This matter of apology, it's just settled......" said that, and threw the egg to Nie Canglong, and then Ma Yu'er's flash person.
"Look at the trouble ...... this matter" Nie Canglong made a big red face, he was originally teasing Bai Susu, who knew that Bai Susu was serious.
"It's not all your fault...... the girl glared at the man and said angrily.
"I'm just joking......" Nie Canglong smiled, "I admit it, I underestimated the thickness of Su Su's face, and I was in a trance for a while, and I thought Su Su was a white lady......"
"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "You hooked Susu's fire, then you will be responsible for extinguishing her ......"
"Not that capable......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"Little Green Snake ......" Bian Lanlan was immediately surprised, "You won't be so young and can't do it, right??" It's incredible......"
"How is it incredible??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If I did, wouldn't I have eaten Aunt Qin's grandmother a long time ago?" As for making her so arrogant?? β
"That's ......," Bian Lanlan nodded, "It's really such a reason......
"Lan Lan, you have nothing to do??" The girl glanced at Bian Lanlan, "Hurry up and give me what to do......
"Oops......" Bian Lanlan raised her eyebrows, "I'm planning to go home now, but isn't it a little inappropriate for me to go back so empty-handed?" As he spoke, he threw a wink at the man.
"What's the joke you're kidding? Do you still want to treat me like a pet and bring me back to give you a faΓ§ade?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Who is rare about you......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, "I'm talking about the purple electric King Kong bee, give me a few bees, just get my father and mother some purple gold honey to taste......
"Why??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "Why should I give you my things?" β
"Little Green Snake ......" Bian Lanlan glared at the man, "How can you be so ruthless??" I'm your daughter-in-law, my father and mother are your father-in-law, and your daughter-in-law will honor your father-in-law and mother-in-law with some honey, shouldn't it? β
"Makes sense......" The girl nodded, "Very reasonable......
"Anyway, when you hear someone teasing me, you applaud ......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said dissatisfiedly.
"I don't applaud my son??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "I see what I like to see, can't I be happy??" β
"I'll tell you......" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "This kind of thing is a purple electric King Kong bee, the reproduction rate is very fast, you must know, if I give Bian Daniu a bee egg, then ten minutes later, it will be 10 billion, 10 billion bees to make honey, have you ever thought about how much production there will be?" I'm afraid it's enough for you to eat ...... for hundreds of years."
"That's right......" The girl's eyes lit up at that time, and she glared at Bian Lanlan, "I almost let you take advantage of me......"
PS: Ask for recommendations, ask for favorites...... (To be continued......)