Chapter 873: Mother-in-law
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"Su Su ......" the girl glanced at Bai Susu, "Since my uncle has said it, we don't have to be polite......
"Alas......" Bai Susu replied, and put the remaining two large vats of wine into the planting space.
"Everyone look here...... Bian Lanlan raised her hand, and when everyone looked at her, with a wave of her hand, the dragon whip used to make wine appeared in front of everyone, "See??" There is no effect anymore, everyone should be relieved, right?? ”
"Hmm......" The girl glanced at the dragon whip and couldn't help nodding, "That's true, there is no medicinal effect anymore......"
"What Xiaojun said, I absolutely believe it......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, and he could also see that this dragon whip really had no effect.
"Then don't waste it......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou waved his hand, and a half-human-tall black dog appeared in front of him, and this big dog was not polite, and directly ate the dragon whip.
"You really don't have to suffer at all...... Zheng Dongfang shook his head and sighed.
"I can take advantage, why should I suffer??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pursed his lips and casually put the big black dog into the planting space.
"To be honest...... Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "How old is your big black dog??" ”
"It's not counted...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted, "I can't count the ones raised in the planting space......"
"This is also ......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "This planting space is not good at all, if you don't pay attention, you will forget the time......"
"Okay, okay, the dragon whip wine is also divided, who is interested in the remaining demon beasts?? If anyone is interested, they will take it themselves......" Nie Canglong waved his hand. Said.
"I have a crush on this deer...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou was not polite at all, he jumped directly on the altar and hugged the deer, "In the future, in our Nie family, the stars will be scattered, and the deer antler velvet alone will not be able to eat ......"
"Then I want a bear......" Zheng Dongfang took the bear out, "I can be a mount in the future......"
"I want a monkey...... Zhang Wenge didn't know where to run out, so he directly lifted the ape out and tied it directly to the ape's neck with a rope, "You can train into the Monkey King in the future......"
"Can you tie it with a rope??" Zheng Dongfang pouted, "That's not an ordinary monkey......
"I'm this rope. It's not an ordinary rope, it's called a bundle of fairy ropes, and the more you struggle, the tighter it gets......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said triumphantly.
"Where did you get the rope to tie the immortal rope?? Fooling people doesn't pay attention to ways and means, and it's really uncultured to shoot ......," Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"Who fooled you??" Zhang Wenge was not happy at the time, "I got this bundle of fairy ropes from Baiyun's house, do you understand??" There are so many magic weapons in there, let me tell you, I didn't just get a bundle of fairy ropes. I also got a lot of fairy swords, don't you know, the house of Baiyun is also a cultural fault, and there are many ruins in it. As long as you find a ruin, the treasure is a dozen......"
"So powerful??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up at that time, "Is it really as good as you say??" ”
"Why am I fooling you??" Zhang Wenge rolled his eyes, and then rolled his hand. A small golden ball appeared in his hand, "Do you know what this is??" ”
"Golden marble??" Zheng Dongfang blinked his eyes, "The one who hit the slingshot??" ”
"Wrong......" Zhang Wenge smiled coldly. It's terrible to be uneducated, I don't even know Kenmaru......"
"Kenmaru'er??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened at that time, "Could it be the legendary flying sword?" ”
"You're not too earthy...... Zhang Wenge smiled proudly, "You still know the flying sword ......"
"Hey......" A black line appeared on Zheng Dongfang's head at that time, "Then tell me, what kind of flying sword are yours, or the sword made by Canglong, which is more powerful??" ”
"As soon as I heard you say this, I knew that you were a layman......" Zhang Wenge pouted, "No matter what kind of weapon, it depends on who makes it, can the weapon still be distinguished from high and low?" ”
"I'm talking about quality...... Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "Do you understand quality??" Xiaojun's Chiyou is comparable to a kitchen knife? ? ”
"This is also ......" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "If you say quality??" I really can't say this, after all, this nature is different, the sword made by Canglong, it is tangible and qualitative, am I a sword pill?? It was made from the refining and cultivation of sword qi, and it was not good or inferior......"
"Hey...... Zheng Dongfang pouted, "You still know which is better and which is worse, you are really getting more and more educated......"
"Did I use the wrong word??" Zhang Wenge frowned and said.
"No......" Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly, "I'm just laughing at you......"
"Why are you laughing at me??" Zhang Wenge was immediately unhappy, "What qualifications do you have to laugh at me?" I'll tell you, hurry up and follow me, otherwise, I'll let you know how powerful Jian Maru is......"
"Let me daoqian??" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhang Wenge, "You can dream, I, Zheng Dongfang, a university lecturer, will talk to you as an old farmer daoqian??" What do you want? ”
"Then I'm going to be polite...... "Zhang Wenge opened his mouth, and a white air flow flew out of his mouth, like lightning, attacking Zheng Dongfang.
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up, and as soon as he reached out and grabbed it, he grabbed the white air flow in his hand, "It's really powerful, it's like ...... alive."
"Hehe...... Zhang Wenge couldn't help but smile when he saw the white air flow being grabbed by Zheng Dongfang, "You're finished......" said with a slight pinch of his hands and posed for a strange handprint.
"Huh??" When Zheng Dongfang heard Zhang Wenge's words, he was clever, and his hand shook violently, wanting to throw the white airflow out, but this white airflow, it was the airflow, and it couldn't be thrown out at all, only to see the white airflow spinning lightly. turned into a pocket sword, and then stabbed towards Zheng Dongfang's crotch.
"Cattle knife test ......" Zhang Wenge's eyes shone brightly, "Chicken cutting sword ......"
"Mom......" Zheng Dongfang screamed, his figure disappeared in place in an instant, and the pocket sword flew into the air, and with Zhang Wenge's thoughts, he circled around, looking for Zheng Dongfang's figure.
"Where have you been??" Zhang Wenge looked around, "Hurry up and give me ......"
"I said old Zhang, ......" Zheng Dongfang's figure appeared behind Zhang Wenge, "If you come with me." Don't blame me for being rude to you......"
"The knife will try again...... Zhang Wenge roared angrily, and the pocket sword turned into a streamer of light, stabbing towards Zheng Dongfang's crotch quickly.
"Lao Zhang, you're finished...... Zheng Dongfang roared angrily, and his figure disappeared again.
"It's too obscene, isn't it??" Nie Canglong felt a chill on his spine when he saw it, "How can a land immortal be so obscene?" ”
"Xiao Zhang, Lao Dao used to be proud and complacent, and he didn't want to forge ahead. Today I finally know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang sighed, appeared on the altar, and took a tiger from Zuihou. Said.
"Alas......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "We have the style of the past, but it's a pity that Brother Zhang's daughter is too characterful, otherwise." I'm happy to be my daughter-in-law......"
"Actually, I just like haode......" the girl pouted, "Uncle, I'll tell you." This marriage, there are two main factors that need to be considered, one is the eight characters, these eight characters are very important in marriage, the eight characters are the innate factors that determine the character of the person, the eight characters match, it means that the husband and wife have no special reasons will not have violent conflicts, the second is the living environment, the living environment is the acquired factor that determines the character of the person, that is, what we call the right family, marriage, the main thing is that the woman marries into the man's family, do you think, a young lady with fine clothes and food marries into the family of a poor scholar, are you used to living that life? ? If a rich and handsome daughter-in-law comes out of a poor ravine, then take it out of the door, won't you lose the adult? ? How else to mix in circles?? Therefore, Uncle Zhang's daughter, Zhang Xiaohuaer, is a better match for Comrade Xiaoqing Snake in terms of acquired factors, and their innate factors, I have already calculated, it is simply a match made in heaven, so this marriage, I am more optimistic about haode......"
"Ahem...... "Ahem a black line appeared on Comrade Nie Shenzhou's head at that time, and he coughed vigorously twice, "I said Xiaojun, didn't I just say it casually, so that Xiao Zhang was lost and lost, you look at you, you are so energetic, are you energetic??" ”
"I'm telling the truth...... "the girl was not happy, "I usually have one thing to say, two to say two......
"If there is one to say one, and there is two to say two, then you don't have to do anything else in this life, you can just talk......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "Let me tell you, if you interrupt like this again, I will be in charge, let my son marry the unlucky daughter of the Xiao Zhang family......"
"I said......" Zhang Wenge was not happy, "where is my daughter unlucky??" Why did you become an unlucky daughter?? ”
"People are talking bad about people behind their backs, and your daughter said in front of her, isn't this called an unlucky daughter??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"My daughter, I didn't expect you to be a land immortal, if you were an ordinary person, would he be able to hear my daughter's muttering??" Zhang Wenge rolled his eyes, "My daughter, that's what you said badly about you behind your back......"
"What??" Nie Canglong was angry at the time, "Sister Xiaohua'er said bad things about my parents??" How unreasonable is that......"
"It's not a bad word...... Zhang Wenge smiled, "Xiaohua'er means that you are the biological son of your father and your mother, and you definitely didn't pick it up......"
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What kind of bad words is this??" I was born to my dad and my mom, can't you find out? My facial features are completely the ...... of my dad and mom's merit-based admission."
"Can you grow your brains??" The girl glanced at the man, "Sister Xiaohua'er means that your current 2-year-old personality is completely inherited from your uncle and aunt......"
"Sister Xiaohua'er is too direct, right??" Nie Canglong's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, "I wasn't like this, but the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, I can't help it, right??" Experts say that parents are the most important teachers for their children......"
"How can I listen to you, how can I listen to it, why is it not a taste?? What do you mean, you?? Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately frowned, and looked at his unlucky son with a dissatisfied expression.
"I'm just talking about it casually......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes. Nothing else......"
"What do you mean by nothing else??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son, "You have all spoken, you have to be a little interesting, right??" ”
"You just thought I had a fart just now...... Nie Canglong said with a sneer.
"Your fart is long and tortuous......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou shook his head slightly, "It makes people feel relaxed and happy, and their hearts are ape......"
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "I understand, why are you still distracted??" ”
"Because I'm getting more and more impulsive to beat you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and said through gritted teeth.
"Ahem...... the girl coughed twice, "Comrade Little Green Snake." Hurry up and put the altar away, don't let it sit here......"
"Oh......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, and with a wave of his hand, he put away the altar.
"Alright......" the girl stretched, "Now that it's completely dawn, let's continue to move on to our destination......
"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang's figure appeared beside the girl, "It's time for us to go, I can't wait to see my wife and children now......"
"Actually......" The girl glanced at Zheng Dongfang. With your current strength, you can act alone, you have a space battleship, and there is no problem at all in taking your wife and children over......"
"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang frowned. But I may encounter danger, I am not afraid, I can't beat and run, but if my wife and children ...... It's a risk......"
"What's not to risk about risking??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pursed his lips. "You are a land immortal now, do you understand a land immortal?? As long as you want to, you don't want to marry any daughter-in-law. What kind of daughter-in-law will you marry?? Have as many children as you want?? ”
"Big brother...... Zheng Dongfang suddenly became excited, and grabbed Comrade Nie Shenzhou's hand, "What a confidant......
"What is this??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately happy, "Men should be like this, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, is that still called a man??" ”
"Yes......" Zheng Dongfang nodded immediately, "I don't have a mother-in-law, the first time, I sent your words to my sister-in-law, and then my ears buzzed, which made my sister-in-law's loud voice deafening, let me tell you, what are you saying now, I can't hear a word at all......"
"Good boy......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pointed to Zheng Dongfang's nose, "You don't blink your eyes, Lao Tzu remembers you......"
"No way......" Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, "I think you are a gentleman, it is impossible to procrastinate at all, so...... Hum hum hum ......"
"Son......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at his unlucky son, "Your mother has already sent a zuihou ultimatum, let your father and I go home immediately to accept sanctions, Dad can't delay, Dad is reluctant to you You know??" ”
"Dad......" Nie Canglong grinned, "You can go back with confidence, I won't let the smart computer spy on you, I guarantee what you do, we don't know ...... here"
"You ......" the corners of Comrade Nie Shenzhou's mouth twitched, "If something happens to Dad, you won't have a dad in the future, you know?" You don't say you want to protect your dad......"
"Then I'll let the smart computer monitor at any time??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Once you are in danger, I will pass through the space door and appear by your side in time??" Or is it that I appeared at the same time as Jun?? ”
"Then there is no need to monitor......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou thought about it, and couldn't help but blush, thinking about coming back and forth, eighty percent of them had to kneel on the washboard, if they let their son see it, it would be nothing, after all, the son was seen from a young age, but if he let his daughter-in-law see it, then he would be a father-in-law, but he would have no face, and the most important thing was that if his daughter-in-law learned this trick, he would use it to deal with his son...... In fact, it's pretty good, the most important thing is that you can't lose your father-in-law's face, and you have to maintain the majesty that your father-in-law should have.
"If you don't monitor, don't monitor......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said indifferently.
"Xiaojun......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced at the girl, "Our Canglong will be handed over to you......"
"Tuogu??" The girl blinked, "Don't worry, uncle, as long as you are in danger, I will definitely rush back in time to save your ......"
"Xiaojun, you said it would be nice if you were my daughter......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was immediately moved to tears.
"If she were your daughter, you would be fine, but I would be fine......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and muttered.
"Shut up......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son, "Who talked to you??" What are you plugging into?? ”
"Father...... Nie Canglong grinned, "I'm your son, okay??" No matter how nice your daughter-in-law says, it doesn't have to be sincere......"
"Who said you were my son??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou rolled his eyes, "You are not my son at all, you are my ...... from the monkey mountain in the zoo."
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