Du Xinghe hadn't thought that his crossing was related to the hedgehog immortal before, because these two things were really not linked. But now that he has returned to this past world, he remembered this incident again, Du Xinghe shuddered in the body of the wolf of Huaguang, feeling that these two things seemed to be a little connected, and he pondered that after the soul of the wolf of Huaguang was connected, he had to let the wolf of Huaguang go to Ye-Sanpo again to find out.

Now the top priority is to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang first, and this night Du Xinghe frantically retrieved the experience of the evil incident from the subconscious of the wolf of Huaguang, so that the wolf of Huaguang also experienced this supernatural horror event in his sleep.

Not to mention, Du Xinghe did this really effectively.

At dawn, the wolf of brilliance was awakened by the strange smile of the hedgehog in his sleep!

After coming to this plane, the Wolf of Huaguang had never had such a terrifying nightmare! Stared at by the eyes of the hedgehog, he went straight from the bed like a spring to a seat, and after the whole person woke up, he was almost stunned!

"I'll you! …… Fuck you! …… Scared the hell out of me! …… What such a nightmare! ......" The wolf of brilliance stroked his chest in a cold sweat and muttered incoherently to relieve his pressure. Fortunately, he didn't turn off the lights when he slept, and if he woke up black, he would have to be scared to death.

Turning his head to see that it was only five o'clock, he took a sip of the monkey brand mineral water on the bedside table, and slowed down, and the wolf of Huaguang realized that the nightmare he had just now was a terrifying incident that Du Xinghe had experienced.

"What's going on?" The Wolf of Glory couldn't help but feel very strange, how could he experience this kind of thing from his dream again? The heart becomes percolated. The air conditioner in the house made him feel cold, so he quickly turned off the air conditioner and clutched the quilt to sleep for a while.

"A wolf! …… A wolf! …… Can you hear me, boy! …… Echo the blow! …… A wolf! …… Fuck - your sister! A wolf! Wolf !! When the wolf of Huaguang was weak, Du Xinghe felt a hint of a trend that was about to penetrate, and shouted at the wolf of Huaguang vigorously, but the soul aura of the wolf of Huaguang was relatively weak, and he couldn't receive it.

In desperation, Du Xinghe could only affect the subconscious of the wolf of Huaguang again, and then retrieved the memory of the wolf of Huaguang to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang repeatedly.

The wolf of brilliance closed his eyes. Those terrifying hedgehog eyes came to mind. He was so distraught that he couldn't sleep at all, which made him helpless.

I slept hard for a while, and the more I slept, the more restless I became. He always felt as if there was a hedgehog watching him. In the end, it couldn't be helped. The wolf of Huaguang could only sit up from the bed, took the mobile phone to play with the mobile phone to waste time, and did not dare to sleep again.

After the Wolf of Glory came to his senses. Du Xinghe's subconscious stimulation is not so effective, because the subjective consciousness of the person can actively block the tendency of the subconscious. Therefore, it will be in vain to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang with the evil spirit, unless there is a terrifying thing in the outside world that actually stimulates the wolf of Huaguang, Du Xinghe can continue to stimulate from the subconscious, otherwise it is a waste of time.

The reason why Du Xinghe has such an experience is also analyzed in combination with the situation in which the wolf of Huaguang stimulated him on another plane. At that time, he slept at night, always put up a tent, and from time to time he had a spring-dream, and every morning he got up and there was a hard bang, at first he thought that he had obtained a new body and was strong, and later he learned that it was the wolf of Huaguang in his unconscious sleep, always using that thing to stimulate him, so that he made it like that.

When Du Xinghe is awake and conscious, the wolf of Huaguang will not be able to stimulate him again, unless Du Xinghe is exposed to the stimulation of the opposite sex in the outside world or sees some stimulus pictures, the wolf of Huaguang can take the opportunity to stimulate him again.

For example, when Du Xinghe first saw Chen Hua, Chen Hua's plump figure and cold and intellectual appearance slightly stimulated him, and the wolf of Huaguang helped him subconsciously, which made Du Xinghe have the urge to burst out. Later, after being in contact with Chen Hua for a long time, he was accustomed to Chen Hua's sexiness and sensibility, Du Xinghe would not be stimulated by the outside world, and it was useless for the wolf of Huaguang to toss inside.

There is also an example of Xu Nuo, the earliest Du Xinghe saw Xu Nuo's super big breasts through his clothes, and there was a tendency to rise up underneath, the main reason for this was that the wolf of Huaguang was making trouble in his body, but later after this visual stimulation gradually became tired, Du Xinghe would not have any reaction.

Now in turn, Du Xinghe wants to use terror to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang, and he must also follow this law, the wolf of Huaguang has a good spirit, and when he does not receive the interference of terror from the outside world at all, he will not waste his energy to stimulate, it is completely useless.

Just like at this time, the wolf of Huaguang played with his mobile phone and began to harass Sui Fei with micro-messages again, Du Xinghe is useless to stimulate now, unless Sui Fei sends a terrifying picture to the wolf of Huaguang to scare the wolf of Huaguang, he takes the opportunity to stimulate it is useful.

It's a pity that Sui Fei won't do this kind of boring thing, he was tired of being tired of Huaguang Wolf after the previous recording, Sui Fei was completely annoyed, and at this time he had already deleted Huaguang Wolf from the WeChat-letter address book.

The wolf of Huaguang also sent a message to Sui Fei: [Sister, are you up? Isn't it time to get up in the morning and practice your voice? I'm getting ready to practice my voice, do you want to join us? 】

After clicking send, the screen will appear "You are not a friend of the other party, the other party needs to be verified to accept the message, please send the authentication information first." ”

The Wolf of Huaguang has never received such a message, because he sent messages to others before, his name is in other people's address books, and no one has deleted him yet, Sui Fei is the first to delete him.

After all, the wolf of Huaguang has only been in contact with the Internet for less than a year, and he is not particularly proficient, seeing such news, he is a little confused, he sent a message to Sui Fei last night, it's okay, why is this out now? It makes sense to say that he is not Sui Fei's friend!

"Is there something wrong with the system?" Huaguang Wolf guessed puzzled, and suddenly grinned, he wanted to say again, this may be Sui Fei joking with him, did Sui Fei send it to him?

"Hey, hey." Silly and happy, the wolf of Huaguang sent another message to Sui Fei: [Sister, don't tease my brother. Haven't we already verified our friends? 】

Click send, and the system replied with the verification message just now, which made Huaguang Wolf helpless, it seems that the system is malfunctioning, and he can't harass Sui Fei.

Looking at the other beautiful girls' avatars in the address book, the wolf of brilliance actually felt a little bored, and was not as interested in chatting with them as before.

I don't know if it was stimulated by Sui Fei, or if it was affected by the hedgehog eye in that nightmare, but now Sui Fei ignores him. The Wolf of Light didn't even want to talk to anyone else.

simply looked at the circle of friends.

His friend-friend-circle still has some posts reposted by Sui Fei before. At this time, bored, the wolf of Huaguang clicked on a post called "The most incomprehensible 100 lyrics in the Chinese music scene".

After coming to this plane, he listened to thousands of pop songs of this plane, and he had a general understanding of the pop songs of this plane. He is also interested in pop songs from this plane. I watched this post with relish.

This post is mainly about the incomprehensible lyrics of the Chinese music scene. Du Xinghe has studied Chinese pop music for several years, and he actually has a lot of incomprehension about some lyrics. At this time, I read this post with the wolf of Huaguang.

This post not only lists the incomprehensible lyrics, but also marks the poster's complaints, which is very funny.

The first one amused the wolf of brilliance.

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1, "I should be under the car, not in the car" - A-Du "He must love you very much"

This sentence has confused me for many years, and then I figured out that there are only four possibilities for this sentence: 1, Ah Du is a tire repairer 2, Ah Du is the exhaust pipe 3, Ah Du is a stray cat 4, Ah Du is an old man who touches porcelain

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The wolf of Huaguang heard "He Must Love You Very Much", and when he saw the lyrics, he could sing it directly, at first he didn't find that there was this sentence in this song, so he couldn't help but retrieve it from the memory bank, there was really such a sentence!

The original appearance of the song is-

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I hid in the car ~ with champagne in my hand ~ I want to give you a ~birthday surprise~

You get closer and closer~There are two voices~

I was caught off guard~ I had to stay there~

I should be under the car ~ not in the car ~ See how sweet you guys are~

In this way~ I am more likely to die~

Give me the courage to leave~

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As soon as the whole song was sung, the wolf of Huaguang understood what was going on, but the lyrics were written like this, and it was still bloody enough, so the other party didn't see it, and drove it directly, what should I do if I crush the actor to death? Hehe...... The wolf of Huaguang smiled when he thought about it, but he didn't notice that Du Xinghe began to subtly stimulate him again at this time.

Read on -

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2, "Please don't buckle everywhere, the trend needs to be buckled, and if you are not careful, you won't buckle" - Lin = Jun = Jie "Don't spend money if you are not trendy"

When it comes to picking up lyrics, it has to be this song by Lin Junjie, what happened to make a person write such shocking words!

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The Wolf of Huaguang sang it while watching, Du Xinghe did not stimulate the Wolf of Huaguang this time, but was stimulated by the Wolf of Huaguang and this song, he didn't expect the popularity of this song to be so high, even the Wolf of Huaguang, a guy who has not been in this plane for a long time, can sing it as soon as he sees the words, which is amazing enough.

The Wolf of Glory smiled and continued-

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3, "Use conspiracy, yang conspiracy, open talk, and secret touch" - Lin = Junjie "Cao Cao"

It's Lin Junjie again, why is he either picking or touching! Lao Lin, do you know that your words are so intoxicating!

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"Haha." The Wolf of Glory died laughing, and he also got drunk with it. However, Du Xinghe knows that in fact, the song "Touch of Secret Robbery" should be "Secret Robbery Scheme" to make sense. The next one is still Lin JJ's.

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4, "We hug back to back" - Lin = Junjie "Back to Back Hug"

I've been making up my brain for a long time, but I can't make it up...... What kind of position is this, is it kap-pa......

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"Hahaha!" The wolf of Huaguang laughed even more when he saw this lyrics, to Du Xinghe's surprise, the wolf of Huaguang can also sing the song, but the wolf of Huaguang didn't think this sentence was awkward before, and knew that it was complained about now. He realized that this was a very difficult move; Or maybe it's four people hugging, and former couples are hugging their new partner.

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5, "Not far away, you sing from afar" - Jolin Tsai, Prague Square

Is it far or not far? Of course, the most intoxicating thing about this song is "That picture is too beautiful for me to watch"......

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This song "Prague Square" Huaguang Wolf can also sing, but he thinks this sentence is easy to understand, seeing the name of Cai = Yilin, he couldn't help but have a pair of big breasts in his mind, touched his underneath, and he secretly made up his mind. Wait for the future to be famous. Be sure to sleep with this dancer.

Du Xinghe listened to the voice of the wolf of Huaguang, helpless, this guy is more debauched than Huaguang in some aspects. As long as the woman is in good shape. It doesn't matter what it looks like. He has an interest in it, and he never gets tired of it.

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6. "The sky is high and things are dry." Be careful of the candles" - Xu Song, "Wait until the fireworks are cool"

Xu Song has a song, called "Wait until the fireworks are cool", the whole song is three minutes long, the artistic conception is extremely beautiful, the lyrics are as follows: "The sky is high and things are dry, be careful of the fire candles, the sky is high and the things are dry, be careful of the fire candles......"

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Finally, there was a song that the wolf of glory had never heard, and he was really stunned to see that the introduction said that this song only had one lyrics. He didn't know that it was actually a fire song.

Du Xinghe took the opportunity to release some pictures related to the fight in the film and television pictures from his subconscious to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang, but the wolf of Huaguang was not interested in this song at all, flashed by, and then looked down.

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7, "Zi Rat, Ugly Cow, Tiger Mao Rabbit, Chenlong Si Snake, Wu Ma Wei Sheep, Shen Monkey, Chicken, Dog, Hai Pig, these are the 12 Zodiac Signs" - Wang Leehom "Zodiac"

I was blown away by the entertaining and educational lyrics......

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"Rub! Leehom even wrote such a song? The wolf of Huaguang smiled, to say that he still likes Leehom, although I heard that he is not a straight man, but the wolf of Huaguang likes him because of this. But he was speechless about the song that shocked him.

For talented musicians, at the music level, Du Xinghe will appreciate each other very much, and Leehom is a person he admires very much, but for this song, he doesn't want to complain about anything.

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8, "Follow my left hand and right hand in slow motion, right hand and left hand slow motion replay" - TF-BOYS "Youth Cultivation Manual"

This song is very good and good overall.,But these two sentences always feel like fancy masturbation-tube teaching......

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As soon as he saw the word masturbation, the wolf of Huaguang was a little stimulated, and Du Xinghe didn't even have the opportunity to see the stimulation of the stitches, so he was helpless. For this song on Article 8, not to mention that the wolf of Huaguang doesn't know, even Du Xinghe doesn't know.

The wolf of Huaguang was only stimulated by the owner of the post for a short time, touched the bottom, and continued to look down.

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9, "and don't wash your hands, it's not a person at all" - Wu = Zhen = Yu "Be a civilized Chinese"

I...... I really don't know where to start, so you might as well listen to it yourself......

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The wolf of Huaguang has never heard this song of Wu Ying-Emperor, thinking that the owner of the post is spoofing, to say that he still likes Wu-Zhen-Yu, so he didn't read the post first, he called up the browser and searched for this song from the Internet, and the result was unexpected, Wu Zhenyu really has such a song!

This song is made by Wu = Zhen = Yu, Huang = Zi = Hua and Zhang = Da = Ming, and the wolf of Huaguang watched the MV of this song and got drunk directly!

The full lyrics of the song are as follows:

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Wu: Yangtze River ~ Yellow River ~ and Heilongjiang River ~

Huang: Men ~ women ~ and transgender = sex people~

Zhang: and don't wash your hands~ It's not a person at all~

He: Spitting ~ Dad is possible in spitting ~

Wu: Traffic jam ~ queue cutting ~

Huang: Fucking excessive~

Zhang: Smoking in the elevator~

Wu: Be careful-none-can~

Yellow: Collect clothes when it rains~

Zhang: It's cool up and down~

He: Don't evade taxes ~ we will build a new Hong Kong ~ ……

This song was written many years ago, three good friends spoofed the production of zuò, in order to denounce the bad atmosphere in society, calling on everyone to be a civilized Chinese. The song is a cover of Liu Dehua's "Chinese", and there is a slogan at the end of the song "Government = government advises citizens not to eat dogs". As an extremely good actor, Oh Jin-woo has a great talent for comedy. The MV of this song shows all of Oh Jin-woo's funny and crazy skills, and it is fun to see the wolf of Huaguang.

Although Du Xinghe has studied the pop music scene, he really hasn't found such a divine comedy, which was all popular after Wu Zhen-yu participated in "Dad Goes There" last year, and was eight out by netizens.

At this moment, after watching this divine comedy with the wolf of Huaguang, Du Xinghe was also drunk, and he forgot to stimulate the wolf of Huaguang.

After watching the MV of this song twice and laughing enough, the wolf of Huaguang returned to continue reading the lyrics.

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10, "There is no earth. The sun will still circle" ― Chou Jay Lun, "Rainbow"

I'm sorry I didn't study geography...... And the sentence "Is there a mask for me?" Too many lies will come true"...... Nima: What does this have to do with masks, masks are also very cute, don't bully it!

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As for how the sun orbits without the earth, the wolf of brilliance is not interested. It's not like Du Xinghe's admiration for Jay Lun. The Wolf of Glory really looked down on this weird guy who couldn't even sing the lyrics. Especially. This singing and stammering guy has also made many super beautiful girlfriends, which makes the wolf of Huaguang even more jealous.

To this unnutritious lyrics, the wolf of brilliance yawned. Suddenly, he remembered a popular science question, if there was no sun, what would happen to the earth? Will it get cold?

Being able to hear this question of the wolf of Huaguang in his consciousness, Du Xinghe wanted to tell him that the earth without the sun is like a cup of coffee put in the refrigerator, even if it loses the sun, it will not become cold as frost immediately.

Du Xinghe has also seen reports on this before, from a physical point of view, it is impossible for the sun to suddenly "shut down". Even if the sun really dies infinitely, the earth will be warmer than the outside space for millions of years. But even if the Earth is warmer than the outside, people on Earth will still feel the cold winds that come with the loss of the sun.

According to reports, David Stevenson, professor of planetary sciences at the California Institute of Technology, said that the average surface temperature of the Earth will drop to -17.78 degrees Celsius within a week of losing the sun, and to -73.33 degrees Celsius within a year. In a million years, the Earth on which the activists depend will reach a relatively stable -240 degrees Celsius; This is because the heat emitted by the temperature from the Earth's core is equal to the radiation from space. Some microorganisms living in the earth's crust can continue to survive, but most of the life will disappear with the sun. Plants that rely on photosynthesis after losing the sun will lose their energy source, and most plants will die within a few weeks. Thanks to a slow metabolism and a large amount of sugar stored in the body, the dense trees can live for decades in the darkness of the earth.

Of course, there is also the most important problem, that is, the earth without the sun will fly out like a ball that suddenly loosens the rope and flies out.

Du Xinghe released some sunless apocalyptic situations to the wolf of Huaguang in his mind, hoping to stimulate this kid. It's a pity that the light of popular science in this kid's brain only flashed, and he continued to look down happily.

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11, "Do You Dare to Wild Grass" - Han Geng's "Wild Grass"

I really can't understand the lyrics! I'm all over the grass! Since he returned to China, my outlook on life has completely collapsed, and the second Olympics, how handsome a young man used to be tossed like this.

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Seeing this, the wolf of Huaguang couldn't help but laugh out loud again, he had a natural hostility towards handsome guys who could get beautiful girls. Only the kind of handsome guy who is not straight-male-oriented, will he have an inexplicable liking.

When Du Xinghe saw such lyrics, he was powerless to complain, and when it came to this one, he was even more powerless to complain.

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12, "Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall" - Gong-Linna, "Fahai, you don't understand love"

Please tell me why an old man's emotional intelligence can affect a building......

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The Wolf of Glory loves this kind of divine comedy! Seeing that the lyrics were sung directly, people followed the spirit! Du Xinghe originally wanted to stimulate the Wolf of Huaguang, but at this time, he began to be stimulated by the Wolf of Huaguang.

Although we respect human beings and advocate equality for all, I have to say that some people in this world are wonderful, Fahai is, Fahai is singing, and the wolf of Huaguang is even more. (To be continued......)