【591】 Begin mountain climbing
After Cao Gonggong and I locked the unnecessary salute of mountaineering in the room, we came out to gather with everyone.
After all, they are all young people, and they are very playful, and they can't be idle when they get to the place.
The action of the second (3rd) class of junior high school could not be without the leader of the class leader, but everyone went to the room of the class leader and Gong Caicai to look for her, but found that she was in a hurry to eat a piece of jujube cake.
The only students in the class did not eat in the car, and when the blood sugar was too low at noon, and if they didn't replenish their energy, it was time to faint when they were climbing!
In order not to delay everyone's trip, the squad leader ate quickly, and almost choked several times, showing an uncomfortable expression, Gong Caicai was holding a bottle of mineral water next to him, like a nurse in the emergency room.
"Squad leader, you slow down, everyone won't rush your ......"
After solving a piece of jujube cake in three times and dividing it by two, the squad leader wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, stood up, and said to everyone waiting at the door of the room:
"If you're all ready, go now. However, climbing the mountain is a dangerous activity, and it should not be too child's play, so you must follow closely around me and Teacher Yu when you go up the mountain......"
Teacher Yu waved his hand behind the crowd: "I'll walk slowly, I'll walk slowly behind, let everyone follow you." ”
The squad leader sighed, as if abandoned, and said, "Then everyone follow me." ”
Following the path up the mountain pointed out by the principal of the special education school, a total of 42 people from the second (3rd) class of junior high school plus the teacher began to set off to the top of the mountain.
The more than 400-meter-long Cuisong Mountain, covered with green trees, complex terrain, and rarely visited by tourists, so at first glance, there is an illusion of entering the secret realm of the primeval forest.
PHS muttered, "It seems like it's easy to get killed......
The loudspeaker relieved her on the side: "Impossible! If you're gone, I'll go look for you right away! ”
The class leader once again instructed everyone in front of him: "Please keep your mobile phone fully charged, if you are unfortunate enough to fall behind, you can use your mobile phone to call me or other classmates - Pooh, don't play mobile games!" ”
Xiong Yaoyue raised her head aggrievedly, "Because the PSP is out of power!" ”
Gong Caicai took out the love crazy 4 mobile phone that her aunt eliminated for her from her backpack, and found that the signal was only one bar, and a shijie doomsday-like expression immediately appeared on her face.
"What can I do, squad leader...... In case I can't get through to someone else after I fall behind......"
I looked at my Yellow Wind Monster phone, which is usually full of five bars of signal, but now it is only three.
"It seems that the signal coverage here is not good, after all, it is a suburb!"
Xiao Qin stuck behind my back at some point.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this kind of barren mountains and mountains, coupled with a bad mobile phone signal, seems to be a prelude to a serial murder case......
Everyone came out for a wild trip, and you can be dragged to the murder case? Or a "serial" murder?
"Starting with the school committee with the largest chest, everyone has been killed one after another......
Is the order of murder determined by the size of the boobs? Then Xiaoqin, you must be quite safe! It will be your turn until all the girls in the class are almost hanging! You've watched too much of "Conan"!
"The kind of childish work of "Conan", people don't like to watch it!"
Qin protested.
"If you want to watch it, just watch "Kanedaichi"! Compared with Conan, Kanedaichi's criminals are all serial killers, and their methods are also very beautiful! ”
Why do you look at them with adoring eyes! Isn't it that you worship neither Conan nor Kanedaichi, but the perpetrator of the serial murder case! You can't be a wrong tendon, you want to imitate the criminal methods in Kaneda Ichi, and kill all the girls who are suspected of being your rivals!
Because according to the size of the chest, the first one to kill is Gong Caicai, and the second is the squad leader...... Do you want to be killed by Xiaoqin in the woods of Cuisong Mountain by assassin means? Because nurses and archers are no match for the Assassins in this environment...... Because he was jealous and killed his classmates or something, it is estimated that it will not take long to be on the news, hotly discussed on Weibo, and even recorded in history, known as the "Cuisong Mountain Murder Incident"!
But this should be my unfounded worry, if it was the original Xiaoqin, I don't know the bottom of my heart, but after the squad leader was injured by the thugs in order to protect Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin's attitude towards the squad leader has improved, and she rarely even says that the squad leader is the "bad-hearted female No. 2".
"My phone only has two signals," the squad leader said after checking his phone, "It doesn't matter, this is a scenic area after all, but there are fewer tourists, so it's best for everyone to act with their roommates, and if someone falls behind, remind them in time." ”
"Also, when climbing the mountain, keep a constant speed, don't rush too fast, no one is allowed to rush in front of me, especially you, Pooh, do you hear me!"
"Oh!" Xiong Yaoyue, who didn't know what mobile game she was playing, responded.
"But you can't go too slow, and you'll be left behind...... In this way, with Niu Shili and Ye Lin as the end of the team, if you are physically exhausted, you can ask the two of them for assistance, you know? ”
As Niu Shili and I are Spartans, we are responsible for carrying the public equipment (such as barbecue grills) of the second (3rd) class up the mountain, so it is expected that we will walk slowly, so it is reasonable for the squad leader to arrange this.
But Niu Shili, as the leader of the squad leader's loyal dog team, always felt that it was better to be closer to the squad leader, so he took the initiative to ask for himself to take the heavier equipment, and then went to the front and worked with other loyal dogs to cut through obstacles for the squad leader.
The equipment left for me are some lightweight, stainless steel pipes that can be used as mountaineering crutches, and I am happy to relax, anyway, in terms of strength alone, Niu Shili is stronger than me.
In addition to me, Niu Shili, and the loyal dog team were treated as forceworkers, Xiong Yaoyue, a girl, was not spared.
The squad leader ordered her to help hold a frozen food box, but even so, it couldn't stop Xiong Yaoyue from rushing to the front of the team every time, and she had to be scolded by the squad leader to slow down her speed a little.
"Hmph, don't be too complacent!" Xiong Yaoyue pouted and said, "When I get close to the top of the mountain, I must suddenly speed up!" I must be the one who gets the first place! When the time comes, I'll show you the whole body that is wet! ”
I was supposed to act with my roommate, Grandpa Cao, but when Grandpa Cao saw Xiaoqin coming towards me, he immediately retreated and sneakily followed Zhuang Ni.
Zhuang Ni coughed while climbing the mountain, and the loudspeaker had no choice but to lend her a shoulder support, but this was not the reason why Grandpa Cao followed Zhuang Ni.
The real reason is that all the girls in the second (3) class of junior high school did not wear skirts because of the class leader's suggestion, but Zhuang Ni did her own thing, wearing a black skirt + black silk on her legs, and Grandpa Cao, who followed behind, could feast her eyes.
While drooling, he stretched his fat hand into his pocket, hesitating to take out the miniature camera.
As a result, the loudspeaker turned his head and said angrily: "Gonggong Cao, get away from me!" If you don't get out, I'll give you a kick to get out! ”
Gonggong Cao was so frightened that he slipped away, but he still followed not far away, expecting Zhuang Ni to fall and give away benefits, or the mountain god blew a gust of updraft.
Where is that kind of mountain god who is as lustful as you! But after you secretly filmed a girl taking a bath and was beaten to death, I will bury you on the top of Cuisong Mountain for the sake of master-apprentice relationship...... After you become a mountain god, please blow your updraft to your heart's content!
However, MM who also came to climb the mountain had to wear a skirt like Zhuang Ni.
Moreover, this mountain is rarely visited by tourists, and it is not discussed in the off-season in winter, and even in summer, there are only two entomologists who come to catch butterflies on time, so please blow hard against these two big men!
I heard that the two entomologists went up to the mountain early in the morning to catch butterflies and did not return at noon.
Maybe I'll meet them on the road.
Oops, weishenme these two entomologists are so persistent that they come every summer? Didn't Dad tell me a lie, there are really rare species similar to the Brazilian "Blue Twinkle Butterfly" in the Cuisong Mountain?
"Help, help!!"
Xiao Qin suddenly pounced on me with a panicked face.
"There are bugs! Big black bugs! Ah~~~~~ flew over! Help me get rid of it! ”
I lifted the steel pipe in my left hand, lifted the stick and dropped it, knocking the black beetle 15 meters away like playing baseball.
It doesn't seem to be dead yet, and it can continue to fly, it's a really hard beetle.
"Woo woo, I'm so scared...... Sure enough, there are all kinds of terrible things in the mountains! ”
Xiaoqin tugged at the corner of my clothes to wipe her tears, and her expression didn't look like she was pretending.
The body was also shaking uncontrollably.
Xiaoqin was not afraid of insects at all when she was a child, and stuffing the seven-star ladybug into my nostrils while I was taking a nap was her forte.
As a result, after realizing that she was a girl, as she read more and more shoujo comics, the concept of "girls are afraid of bugs" was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and she really successfully hypnotized herself and became afraid of bugs.
This is really in line with the "Law of Attraction" of the Science Happiness Sect, and what you imagine will become a reality!
Hugging my waist and calming down for a while, after finding that there were no more insects flying for the time being, Xiaoqin breathed a long sigh of relief:
"Fortunately, Ye Lin is here, otherwise the childhood sweetheart who is afraid of insects will die."
"Shijie on Weishenme to have such a creature as a bug? Obviously, as long as there is seafood and Ye Lin, it is enough......"
Probably to make it easier for you to stuff the seven-star ladybug into my nostrils! And don't put me on a par with seafood! I know that seafood is important in your mind, but the thought of me being on a par with scallops that don't even have a face makes me feel uncomfortable!
Zuihou, since there are no more bugs, please don't wrap your arms around my waist and stick behind me like a koala!
You won't go yourself! You're almost being dragged by me to the top of the mountain! You're enjoying it, aren't you? The grass under your feet has low resistance, doesn't it? You think you're playing dog sledding!
Under my strong protest, Xiaoqin finally let go of her hand and began to climb the mountain side by side with me.
The iron-blooded lone wolf and the little overlord of the year, of course, will not exhaust their physical strength because of climbing, and the two of us can be said to be at the end of the team, marching leisurely.
Qin picked up the dandelion on the side of the road and twisted the straw with both hands, as if it were a bamboo dragonfly of a robot cat.
After that, it blew hard, causing the dandelion seeds to scatter like a miniature parachute, and Xiaoqin giggled and had a great time when she saw this scene.
However, in the grass beneath our feet, suddenly something like a rope walked in an "S" shape to the ground, and exuded a cold and gloomy atmosphere.