Look at the watch, it's 11:15, usually when I go to school, it's already time for the cafeteria to eat.

However, most of my classmates, like me, ate some miscellaneous snacks during the two-hour drive, so they didn't feel hungry.

The only person who didn't eat on the road was the squad leader.

Even Teacher Yu ate a bag of vacuum-packed authentic stinky tofu, resulting in a vacuum around him now that no one approached, and that bag of stinky tofu was too authentic.

"I was going to order a simple lunch at the inn and eat it with everyone......

The squad leader was a little frustrated, and in the end, she was the only one who obeyed the rule of not eating in the car.

"Squad leader, are you hungry?" The big horn enthusiastically handed over a bag of pickled pepper phoenix feet, "Eat this first!" ”

The squad leader looked at the chicken feet with strange shapes and gestures like middle fingers, and said with a black line: "I'll take you to the hotel first, and then I'll talk about it." ”

After arriving at the hotel behind the special education school, the students looked curiously at the accommodation conditions, which was worthy of a remodeled dormitory, basically, no different from the dormitory.

Rather, it is not as good as the dormitories of many universities, which are almost as good as the barracks dormitories in remote mountainous areas.

The small room of 15 square meters has a small square table, two marching beds, and no other furniture.

The toilet is in the corridor outside, and there is a dedicated shower bathroom for multiple people, but it can accommodate up to 15 people at a time, and it is also shared by men and women.

Of course, it's a staggered time sharing, don't think that there is a mixed bathing setting like Little Japan in China.

There are 15 rooms on the left and right in a long, poorly lit corridor, which can accommodate a total of 60 guests based on a capacity of 2 people per room.

Let us have 41 students and 1 teacher, all of them are not a problem, anyway, according to the principal of the special education school, except for two entomologists who come every day to catch butterflies every day in the summer, there are basically no guests.

At the entrance, you can see a somewhat old signboard: "Galaxy Hotel".

The name is quite magnificent, but this galaxy is the galaxy where the queen mother divided the cowherd and weaver girl! Drove the guests away! There are only two people who come to live every year, how can you be embarrassed, do you think this is the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge meeting!

"Don't mess around, two people in a room, find someone who is compatible with you, and line up to me to get the key!"

The squad leader said as he stood in the middle of the corridor with a bunch of keys.

Xiaoqin hurriedly raised her hand: "I want to share a room with classmate Ye Lin!" ”

The squad leader sank his face: "Only people of the same gender can live in a room, boys live on the left side of the corridor, and girls live on the right side of the corridor, you know?" ”

Everyone was still hesitating to choose who to be their roommate, and Zhuang Ni was the first to step forward and go directly to pull the squad leader's hand.

"Squad leader, the two of us are of the same sex, let's live in the same room, right? I will be gentle with you in the evening. ”

The squad leader turned around at a 90-degree angle and hung Zhuang Ni there.

"Change directions and line up again!"

Big Horn and PHS, the two close friends, first received the key from the squad leader, and then Xiong Yaoyue pestered Gong Caicai to share a room with her, Gong Caicai desperately shook her head and said she was unwilling, Zuihou The squad leader decided to let Gong Caicai live with him, which happened to be able to break Zhuang Ni's thoughts.

"Let's just have one room for the two of you."

The squad leader pointed to Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, two characters who gave him a headache.

Zhuang Nisheng shook her head lovelessly, "Squad leader, you know that I hate men the most." ”

Hey, Xiong Yaoyue is obviously a woman, okay! You can't just put her in the range of men just because she is a little man!

Xiong Yaoyue also has poor radio wave compatibility with Zhuang Ni, she still holds the PSP in her hand and says:

"Who wants to be with her! She is annoyed when I make some noise, and instead of being with her, I might as well ...... with Ye Lin."

Then he suddenly came to his senses, shook his head and said, "No, not now, I can't live with him now......"

The "he" that Xiong Yaoyue said in the last sentence was understood by many students as "she" next to the female character, and thought it was referring to Zhuang Ni, but the class leader was sensitive to realize that Xiong Yaoyue was referring to me.

The hand holding the keychain shook and made a sound like a wind chime shaking inside.

I let the squad leader misunderstand again! In fact, Xiong Yaoyue meant that she used to think I was gay, so there was no problem sharing a room with me, and the two of us could discuss games and sports together, but since I proved that I was heterosexual, she couldn't do it anymore!

As a result, Xiong Yaoyue said "not now", and the vague half sentence wanted to speak and stopped, of course, it would arouse the suspicion of the squad leader!

If you take it out of context, you may think that you have slept in the same room with me before, but today in front of so many classmates, it is inconvenient to sleep together!

O God! I'm more wronged than Dou E! Who slept with you!

I'm such a pure teenager, so far, I've only slept with the class leader, Xiaoqin, and my sister Amy!

On the squad leader's side, once I was looking for a pillow with a fever and hugged her by mistake, and once I went to the hotel with the squad leader to catch the rape, but the two of them fell into Zhuang Ni's trap and were trapped, and they lay down all night with the cat as the boundary.

Xiaoqin took advantage of my participation in Captain Guo Songtao's graduation farewell party, got drunk, and became very talkative, so she asked with a smile to let me sleep with her wearing only underwear for one night, and I actually agreed. Of course, the next morning I woke up and was shocked.

And Amy...... It was when we didn't know the identity of my brother and sister that she slept with her for the night without much physical contact because she was afraid of thunder and ran to my room to take refuge.

Luckily, I didn't have any contact! If I don't get any strings right, and suddenly I get a ghost animal once, I can be at the top of the scum list and become the one who killed my sister in bed with my friends!

All in all, if you take "sharing a bed with girls" as an achievement system, I only completed the part of the squad leader, Xiaoqin and Amy (the squad leader completed it twice), and Xiong Yaoyue's achievements are still empty!

"Then, Xiaoqin, let's have a room!"

Xiong Yaoyue retreated and invited Xiaoqin.

Although Xiong Yaoyue was spoofed by Xiaoqin, she didn't hold grudges, and after learning that the two of us were dating, she also defended it in many ways, so Xiaoqin also began to think that Xiong Yaoyue was a good person.

"Since the class leader won't let me and Ye Lin be in one room, then let's have one room......

At the same time, he looked back at me with reluctance and regret.

Zuihou: I live in the same room with my father-in-law.

It's not that I have any preference for him, a little fat man, I could have been in a room with Niu Shili, but because Father-in-law Cao was too obscene, no boy was willing to be with him, resulting in him having to face the situation of living alone in one room.

This time, there were exactly 24 boys who participated in the event, including the teacher, and they could have been arranged into 12 rooms to minimize expenses.

And the class leader ingeniously arranged the chameleon in Teacher Yu's room, anyway, his sense of existence is too weak, Teacher Yu lives in a room with him, which is basically no different from living in a room with himself.

In this way, the disliked father-in-law Cao has become a big problem, and seeing that no one wants to be with Gonggong Cao, the squad leader turned his gaze to me with a hint of resentment.

"Ye Lin, you and Cao Jingshen are in the same room, and you are not allowed to act in embarrassment and engage in any conspiracy activities, do you know!"

It was as if there was some kind of personal anger against me.

Father-in-law Cao ran over to me, "Master, the disciple must serve tea and water, and serve the master well!" ”

Anyway, the squad leader has already decided.,I'll be in a room with this rebel for the time being.,Anyway, after photoshopping nude photos.,And "Campus Red Line Area: Twenty-Eight Middle Edition",He didn't do anything particularly out of the ordinary.,At least he didn't let me know.。

As a result, when he entered the house to put his luggage, as soon as the door was closed, Father-in-law Cao smiled while "smiling", and took out a mobile power bank, a laptop, and a super small, well-made, dustproof, waterproof, and shockproof camera at a glance.

"Master," Grandpa Cao said to me like a baby, "the disciple borrowed it from his father, but it was used in the Japanese 'Thief Series', a professional camera!" This wild tour is a rare opportunity, whether it is on the mountainside, the creek, or the bathroom, it is possible to shoot the super ~~~~~~ blood squirting video of the squad leader, and you must ask the master to see it first! ”

"Evil animal, how dare you do such a thing? And you have to show me first? ”

Gonggong Cao looked like he was slapping his beard, nodded and said, "That...... Mainly because the camera has no eyes, it is difficult to guarantee that the master Xiaoqin will not be filmed in, the disciple does not dare to desecrate the holy body of the master, he must ask the master to check it first, and cut out the clip of the master in the notebook! ”

Is it because I am afraid of being retaliated against by Xiaoqin and me? Therefore, I specially brought a laptop computer with video editing software, and also brought a mobile power bank to ensure the operation of the laptop just in case - Cao Gonggong's life-saving work is in place!

Although in order to stop Grandpa Cao's evil jihua, I can confiscate his miniature camera now, but Grandpa Cao is so cunning that there is no guarantee that he did not have a spare camera.

Or just let Grandpa Cao fend for himself, and be caught by the girl when he was secretly filming, and let the victims vote on whether to be late on the spot or buried in a pit.

In case Gonggong Cao took a high picture of Fuxing, risked his life to shoot some clips, and then brought them back to me for review, I put on the momentum of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, watched it from beginning to end, and then cut it out from beginning to end, realizing the great self-sacrificing spirit of "I just watch such a poisonous weed"!

"Master," Gonggong Cao suddenly restrained a little smile, and asked me with the seriousness of discussing the topic.

"You said, if I took some videos of Gong Caicai's dew points...... Will she be coerced by us and promise us some worse conditions? ”

Under his influence, I also lifted my chin and became serious, and replied as if it smelled like a stench:

"It's possible, among these girls, Gong Caicai is the shallowest in the world, and her psychological tolerance is the weakest, maybe she can really ......."

"you—" Father-in-law Cao laughed, "Then, master, let's do what we want!" When the time comes......"

When the time comes, your grandmother! I knocked the dog head of Grandpa Cao.,You discuss this with me.,It seems that the two of us seem to be the classic characters of a certain H game.,The heir of "Stinky Works"!