"Alright! Then let me give Ye Lin a blow of love! ”

Qin threw herself in the face with all her might, and I screamed and smashed the window pane on the second floor and fell to the flower bed downstairs.

Ye Lin, male, 14 years old, died from a daily fight with his childhood sweetheart.

All of the above comes from my fantasies, in fact, Xiaoqin just smiled and said to me:

"Our relationship is so good, what if I want to beat Ye Lin?"

"Don't ask, you just need to beat me, I need this."

Xiaoqin was stunned, "Huh? Could it be that Ye Lin felt very comfortable when he was beaten by others? ”

It won't be comfortable! You're talking about SM lovers! I just want to understand the power of yin and yang, and I just need an opponent!

"I'm sorry, I can't hit Ye Lin...... That's not how the rules are between childhood sweethearts. I remember that in the shoujo manga, there is only one situation where you can beat your childhood sweetheart. ”

"What's the situation?"

Xiaoqin lowered her head shyly, "It's just, it's when my childhood sweetheart insults herself......"

"Huh?"

"If Ye Lin lifts my skirt, I'll hit you...... I've wanted to imitate the heroine of the manga for a long time......"

As he spoke, he leaned his hips against the desk and leaned back slightly to make it easier for me to lift my skirt.

The skirt of the school uniform is a uniform dark blue tone, supplemented by sparse white checkered lines, and the folds of the skirt are like sea lang, naturally swaying in the breeze brought by the students coming and going.

The ivory knees peek out a little from under the skirt, and the calves below are tightly pressed together and slightly bent into a graceful angle, giving a soft feeling.

Hey, when you say slap me, you mean slap me! After being touched on the buttocks, he slapped him with a red face, shouting "hate" in his mouth, but he was a little happy in his heart! Who's going to play hooligan in the classroom! You don't mind the squad leader, she should settle accounts with me!

"It's not a slap," I corrected, "and it's like a real fight, and you punch me in the chest." ”

"That's not good, how violent a girl like that is!"

Qin protested with a flat mouth, as if she had never hit me before.

Little Overlord's iron fist didn't just hit me in the chest! You've knocked out several of my rude teeth! When I really need you to accompany me to feed the recruits, I pretend to be a lady!

"Isn't it normal for childhood sweethearts to fight with each other?" I lobbied, "If you don't want to push hard, just punch me in the chest, and I'll stop your fist halfway." ”

Hearing that there might be physical contact with me, Qin's eyes widened.

"That's good!" Xiaoqin clenched her snow-white little fist, "I'll just have a fight with my childhood sweetheart Ye Lin!" Anyway, there are often such plots in comics.,It's the slapstick that means the feelings are good, right? ”

"Hey! Look at the moves! Xiaoqin first made a warning, and then weakly punched out.

I sighed, and instead of catching her fist with my palm, I gently swiped it over the side of her fist, imitating the old man's technique, spinning, dodging, and using a small amount of force to change the angle of the attack.

Xiaoqin was taken aback: "Are you practicing Huajin?" ”

Huh? is worthy of being a martial arts person, but as soon as I fight, I can see that my way is coming!

However, since the old man said that there are only two moves in Chinese martial arts, it is not surprising that with Xiaoqin's family learning, it is not surprising that she knows how to transform her strength, and Aunt Ren must also have a unique set of methods for transforming her strength and developing her strength.

Of course, my fledgling strength was not hot, and Xiaoqin's fist still hit me in the chest crookedly.

It didn't hurt at all, but the weak blow from Xiao Qin made me feel very subtle.

If the two of us used this kind of force to fight with this kind of force when we were young, I wouldn't hate her so much now, would I? Maybe they will follow each other all day long, eat and play together, and live a comfortable life without shame, right?

"Oops~ Ye Lin was hurt by me, right?" Xiaoqin only said a word related to martial arts, and immediately put the professional term behind her and concentrated on playing the role of an ordinary junior high school girl.

"It doesn't matter!" Xiaoqin put both hands on my chest, "I'll rub it for you, does it hurt?" ”

I love your sister! Don't rub it! You're touching my muscles through a T-shirt! actually took the opportunity to eat childhood sweetheart's tofu, is there a heroine like you?

Seeing the dissatisfied expression on my face, Xiaoqin withdrew her hand by herself.

"Ye Lin is angry! It's a big deal! Sure enough, it's a stingy ghost, obviously you asked me to beat you...... So, if you don't get angry, just hit me too! ”

After saying that, he straightened his chest, and in the sunlight, I could almost see the outline of the pink bra under the white shirt, I don't know if it was one of the two bras I bought with me.

Who's going to hit you! And even if it's a fight between childhood sweethearts.,I won't touch the girl's boobs!

"I'm not angry that you hit me, what I'm angry about is the action you rubbed me."

I said coldly.

"It turns out that Ye Lin is angry about this? In that case, why don't you come and rub me too! ”

After speaking, he pressed his lower abdomen with both hands to make his inconspicuous breasts appear larger.

Rub your sister! The squad leader who came back from outside was looking at me with vigilant eyes! Other students who have nothing to do are also secretly looking this way! If I rub it at this time, my super big ** reputation should be confirmed!

So I stopped paying attention to Xiaoqin and concentrated on studying my right hand.

It seems that I don't spin enough when I turn my strength, and Xiaoqin's punch is too light, but it's not easy to find the feeling that the old man is dealing with me, if only there was a person with a lot of strength......

I glanced at Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, carefully studying the physics textbook, and he soon realized that I was looking at him, pushed the frame of his glasses on his nose, and looked at me without showing weakness.

Forget it, I don't have any reason to fight with Niu Shili, he still has to help the squad leader deal with daily class affairs, and he is indispensable in the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

During the lunch break, I watched the ball on the side of the basketball court, and when Captain Guo Songtao received the pass, I had a little understanding.

When the basketball flies towards you, a hard connection is not possible, and it must be cushioned with its speed, which is quite similar to the principle of chemical strength.

"Save ...... Help me! ”

I suddenly heard Shu Zhe's voice.

He was near the sandpit where he practiced triple jumps, and was caught by Li Er, who was twice his size, and was struggling desperately.

How? Li Er was stunned so soon to fulfill the threat of "stuffing Shu Zhe's head in the sand and kicking his ass"? Anyway, Shu Zhe's ass was already smashed by me yesterday, right? If you don't kick him lightly or heavily, he'll have to have surgery to install a silicone butt!

Since I promised Shu Zhe to help him solve this matter before, there is no reason for me to stand by now, and it can be regarded as for the sake of the squad leader.

I strode to the edge of the sand pit, and said to Li Er, who was standing in the middle of the sand pit and was strangling Shu Zhe's neck:

"Let go of my little brother! Don't you know he's my cover? What do you have to say to me! ”

Shu Zhe was wearing a shirt and shorts, and his two thin legs were not too straight, I don't know if it was because he was scared or because his butt hurt.

"Brother Ye Lin, you're finally here! I thought you didn't care about me anymore! Li Er was stunned and ......"

In the middle of his words, Li Er was stunned and clamped his neck with a little force, causing him to roll his eyes and spit out his pointed tongue.

On someone else, this hanged ghost must be very ugly, and it will definitely make others have a -10 opinion of you.

However, for Shu Zhe, whose face looks like a squad leader and has tried a pseudo-girl costume, his half-dead expression made me feel inexplicably happy.

Not only me, but also seventeen or eighteen students were watching from the sidelines, including two of the class leader's secondary loyal dogs. They saw that the squad leader's younger brother was in danger, but they didn't have the courage to compete with Li Er, who was like the Black Iron Tower, and they admired Shu Zhe's tragic appearance here.

Could it be with the help of Shu Zhe to YY squad leader? Because the squad leader will never roll his eyes and stick out his tongue, do you enjoy the expression that looks like the squad leader here, but never on the squad leader's face?

What an insult to the word "loyal dog"! If Niu Shili was here, he would have rushed up and fought hard with Li Er, right? He'd rather suffer his own losses than let the squad leader's brother escape, and I'm sure he'll definitely do that.

"Last name...... The surname Ye, you have a kind of ...... It's kind of fight me! ”

Li Er was stunned and roared in a male duck voice.

Still sandwiching Shu Zhe in the thick crook of his arm, his dark black arm contrasted sharply with Shu Zhe's white face.

Because Li Er was stunned and didn't understand the mercy of his subordinates, Shu Zhe was about to lose consciousness at this time, he couldn't see the black eyes in his wide-open eyes, his tongue stretched out, and transparent saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.

On his shorts, a small protrusion appeared that was not very obvious, but still provoked the discussion of the onlookers.

Nima, you have an erection! Because the oxygen supply to the brain is insufficient, I have an erection! Although I heard that men get erections in the case of suffocation (such as hanging), I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes! I'm glad you're wearing men's clothes now, otherwise my dog would have been blind!

I stepped into the bunker and yelled, "Let the people go!" If you don't let go for three seconds, I'll even fight my little brother! ”

Li Er was stunned and slanted his half-open left eye, and suddenly threw Shu Zhe to his feet.

"Good...... Okay, I'll play with you! Knock you down, and I'll be twenty-one...... The eldest of twenty-one! ”

It's twenty-eight! At least remember the name of your school correctly! How the hell did you pass the entrance exam?

Shu Zhe's small body lay in the middle of the sand as if he was dead, and it took a minute or two before he coughed and relieved himself.

He looked up from the sand, his hair and face were covered with grains of sand, how embarrassed he was, and the suffocation just now held back his tears.

I found that Li Er's attention was diverted by me, and I just looked at the two loyal dogs who were lively, so I stepped forward to help Shu Zhe up and carried him to the back of the crowd.

"It doesn't matter to you! We'll take you to the infirmary now! ”

"Yes, yes! We'll also let your sister know to come and see you! ”

Is this the kind of idea that is being fought? Take advantage of the kung fu of my fight with Li Erdu, go to the squad leader to ask for credit?

I don't care, the squad leader clearly told me not to fight, if this matter can be hidden from her, I can't ask for it!

Shu Zhe was supported by two people one by one, and he felt safe again, and he immediately became petty.

"I'm not going! I'm going to watch Brother Ye Lin clean him up! You help me back! I want to see Brother Ye Lin beat him down! ”

The two loyal dogs had no choice but to bring Shu Zhe back.

The number of onlookers has exceeded 30 people, and the sand pit, which is nine meters long and four meters wide, has temporarily become a fighting arena for me and Li Er.

I won't lose too much if I hit it hard, but today I have another idea.

If I have too many injuries on my body, the squad leader will definitely feel sorry for it, and I don't want her to think like that.

It's better to learn and sell now, and use the yin and yang hands handed over to me by the old man to test the water! Wouldn't a person like Li Erjing, who has no fighting skills and can only brute force, be the best sparring partner to turn his strength?

I put my left hand behind my back, leaving only my right hand in front of me, imitating the posture of the old man, and beckoning at Li Erstunned with one arm.

Li Er was so enraged by my posture that he held it up, and his face was twitching.

He screamed, spread his arms, and pounced on me like a giant bear, raising a large cloud of sand behind his feet, and the crowd of onlookers who had not had time to dodge were raised all over their faces.

My heart was as calm as water, first leaned on one side, avoided Li Er's stunned collision by a fraction of a second, and then stretched out my seemingly weak right arm and slapped him on the shoulder.