I was surprised to hear the old man tell me to hit him.

"Isn't that okay? Although you look quite tough, the elderly have osteoporosis ......"

The old man put his fist under his mouth and coughed.

"What are so many problems? Do you want to learn kung fu from me? ”

"Huh? Will you teach me Kung Fu today? ”

I was a little overjoyed.

The old man nodded slightly with an impatient expression.

"That'...... Old man, what's the name of our kung fu? ”

"Name? What else do you want a name for? ”

"No, no name, so cold! If you don't tell me your name, you should tell me what the name of this kung fu is! ”

"Hmph, eventful!" The old man reprimanded, then put his hands behind his back, looked at the stratus clouds in the sky and said:

"This martial art, the ancestors named it 'Yin Yang Sanshou'......"

Huh? Sound familiar? I think you've heard about it in some magazine? Is it cosplay tai chi? How do you think it's a copycat version of Tai Chi, right?

"Old man, just say it's Tai Chi......

Hearing me say this, the old man was so angry that he stood up.

"Tai Chi Tai Chi! You know Tai Chi! What's so great about those old bull-nosed roads in Wudang Mountain? Isn't there a real person? It doesn't necessarily mean that the younger generations will inherit it well! ”

Speaking of anger, he stomped his foot, and made a sound of gold and stone on the concrete floor of Lakeside Road.

"Hmph, let me tell you, it is said that there is a lot of articles in the world, but in fact, martial arts is a thing that various sects also learn from each other! If you want me to say, in fact, there are only two moves in Chinese martial arts from beginning to end! ”

Huh? This is the first time I have heard that Chinese martial arts are not famous for their many schools and cumbersome tricks? How can there only be two moves?

The old man gestured two fingers, "One move is called strength, and one move is called strength!" ”

With a "taught" look on my face, I waited for the old man to continue.

"All martial arts are nothing more than finding a suitable method for their own strength and strength, 'four or two dialing a thousand catties' is not only Tai Chi can be used, other martial arts will still be, but there is no Wudang faction will be promoted! And it's not scientific at all! The Wudang faction is simply bragging! If you want to get rid of the power of a thousand catties, you must have at least 800 catties of strength yourself! TV dramas are also blind acting! Strong men can't beat children and women at every turn, which is really misleading! ”

The old man angrily criticized the stupidity of the world, and scolded more than 20 sects, including the Wudang faction.

After that, he was slightly relieved, and said to me with great pride in his martial arts:

"The yin and yang loose hands I want to teach you are not like Taijiquan has so many fancy sets, and it does not practice routines, all the core only has the know-how of turning strength and generating strength, as for how to apply it in actual combat, you have to understand it yourself."

"Oh...... So do I just need to learn two tricks to graduate? ”

"Two moves?" The old man said disdainfully, "You think beautifully! I'll just give you one trick! You can only learn to make energy, and I won't teach you to be strong! ”

"For, weishenme? Do you still have to charge tuition? ”

Isn't this the same as some cheating online games, where only VIP members can enjoy all the content?

"Tuition?" The old man raised the corners of his mouth with disdain, "If you can learn by giving money, the people in front of you would have already circled Dongshan Lake three times!" I'll tell you: love to learn but not to learn, don't learn to pull down! Just teaching you to make energy is already an exception! ”

"Make an exception?"

"Well," the old man twisted his beard again, "Actually, according to the rules of the ancestors, Yin and Yang Sanshou are not passed on to outsiders, but I am already so old, and my children are either not interested in martial arts, or their legs are too long......"

"Legs, legs too long?"

My eyes widened, "What does it have to do with having too long legs and learning yin and yang?" ”

The old man looked me up and down again, and his face was pale.

"The reason why I want to teach you Yin and Yang Sanshou is because you have perseverance, because you have short legs and are suitable for this martial arts."

Short legs, short legs? It's not because my skeleton Qingqi is a good material for martial arts, but because I have short legs?

The old man sighed: "Yin and Yang Sanshou uses the upper limbs as the main attack weapon, which is most suitable for people with long hands and short feet...... My offspring have long legs, what a tragedy! ”

In front of me, a person who worries about his short legs every day, saying that long legs are a tragedy, how embarrassing is it!

And after such a reminder, I found that the old man is really a figure with long hands and short feet, much more exaggerated than me! It's almost time to catch up with Liu Bei with his hands over his knees!

"Uh-huh, the liliang of yin and yang comes from the earth, and the earth is your strongest backing, just like the foreign one Mead said, it is the fulcrum of the lever......"

It's Archimedes, right? The one who said he could pry up the earth just by giving him a fulcrum?

"It's not that people with long legs can't learn Yin and Yang Sanshou, but if the legs are too long, they will develop the habit of attacking with their legs since childhood, once the body leaves the ground, the fulcrum is gone, and the biggest advantage of Yin and Yang Sanshou is gone, so the leg length is really not an advantage for mastering Yin and Yang Sanshou."

As plausible as it sounds, tai chi is also rare to see moves that use leg attacks.

"So, none of my sons and daughters have learned to do anything but scratch their hands. If it goes on like this, sooner or later Yin and Yang Sanshou will become extinct in the rivers and lakes, this set of boxing methods has condensed the hard work of the ancestors of the past generations, I can't bear to let it be lost, it is rare that you are a good material to learn Yin and Yang......"

As he spoke, he looked at my leg again.

Don't look at it! Are my legs really that short! Actually, it's just the level of ordinary people, right? When I was competing with Niu Shili for pull-ups yesterday, I specially compared our legs, and it seemed to be about the same length! Compared with the squad leader or Xiaoqin, my leg ratio is shorter! It must be so!

"The strength is mainly used for defense, and the strength is mainly used for attack. I only teach you the Yin and Yang Hands-Turning Technique, firstly, it is not a violation of the rules of the ancestors, and secondly, I do not teach you to exert strength, but I am also afraid that young people will not be able to control their strength and will injure and kill people. is still the same sentence, don't call me master, where are the rules of the ancestors, I can't accept you as an apprentice. ”

After a pause, he beckoned to me with one arm, "Come, attack me with all your might, and I'll show you what's going on." ”

I was still a little hesitant, but seeing that the old man's face was getting more and more anxious, I had to clench my fist and attack the old man's shoulder with fifty percent of my strength.

"Don't just use fifty percent of your strength! Give me 10 percent! The old man didn't dodge or dodge, and shouted at me.

There was an indescribable majesty in his voice, different from the same sense of oppression that Penthos brought to me, a kind of mystery that the dragon could not see the beginning and the end, which made people unpredictable and awe-inspiring, and I involuntarily stopped.

Since the old man can even see how much effort I have made, I don't want to pretend to be a grandson in front of real people.

I took a deep breath, mobilized all the muscles of my body, and rushed to the old man with an arrow step, and a right hook, the tiger and tiger were like a bamboo, I want to see how the old man copes.

"Oops!!" The old man screamed, was punched in the face by me, and planted himself in Dongshan Lake like a kite with a broken string, splashing high as he fell into the water.

I'm sorry, the above is completely a fantasy in my head, in fact, my fist just brushed the old man's kung fu shirt, and I was captured by a strange liliang.

The old man moved slightly to give way to my fist, and at the same time stretched out his left arm, which sucked my attack like a magnet, and my right arm seemed to be firmly bound by countless invisible spider silks, and when I saw it, I deviated from the original direction, and even the whole person with me lost my balance and crashed into a willow tree behind the old man.

"Peng", I couldn't stop and hit the trunk of the tree.

Huh? What's going on? I haven't gotten back to it! It's not martial arts, it's a superpower, right?

The old man still has one hand behind his back, and only uses the two fingers of his left hand to greet me, which means to come again.

The competitive spirit was aroused, I was not convinced, and I used my strength to eat milk, and used all kinds of wild roads learned from the streets and alleys and TV broadcasts to rush towards the old man for several rounds.

Without exception, every time, the old man guided me away with one hand, so that I had close contact with the three willow trees nearby.

I calmed down a little bit after I was knocked out.

Not only can it unload my attack, but it can also accurately make me hit a tree without breaking my front teeth on the concrete floor - the old man's kung fu is already superb! My three-legged cat means are not opponents at all, wow!

The feeling of worship in my heart arose spontaneously, and I wanted to immediately fall to my knees and shout that the master would teach me.

"That...... Master ......"

As soon as I opened my mouth, the old man looked at me reproachfully, and I had to change my words:

"Old man, you are too powerful, I am convinced! I really want to learn, please pass this kung fu to me! But...... I still have to go to school today, can you continue teaching tomorrow and lend me the cheats first, so that I can study them in school? ”

I begged with a dead face, thinking that there might be a key to motivation in the cheats, and if the old man is willing to lend me the cheats, won't it be a tacit acquiescence that I can steal learning?

Unexpectedly, the old man put his hands behind his back and lectured me with disdain on his face:

"Cheats, a bird! If martial arts are all passed on by cheats, the speed of loss is many times faster than now! ”

"In the final analysis, martial arts is the application of one's own body, and people's bodies vary from person to person, so how can you learn from books about this experience? Do you think that a tirade about saying that the Tao is born one and the life is two will help you practice martial arts? As the saying goes, 'Spread a true word, falsely pass on ten thousand books', Yin and Yang Sanshou from the day of creation, there is not so much nonsense! ”

"Also, the core of martial arts training lies in 'practice', and it lies in feeling it with the body! I've used it so many times just now, do you feel it? ”

said that he felt it, and it was not wrong, but it was a little bit separated by clouds and fog, and the confusion was greater than the comprehension.

"All in all, there are no cheats for yin and yang! You come to Dongshan Lake every morning to find me, run two laps less, and talk to me more than you do, and after a long time, you can naturally understand the mystery of Huajin - do you remember? ”

I subconsciously wanted to say, "The disciple remembered," but I was afraid that the old man would be angry, so I had to say, "I remember." ”

The old man nodded and let me go to school.

On the way to school, I looked at my hands worn on the rough trunk of a tree, and my heart was filled with joy instead of being annoyed.

Although it looks like Tai Chi, as the old man said, there are only two moves in Chinese martial arts, as long as you master the trick, no matter what its name is, the most important thing is to make me powerful!

Yin and yang are scattered, right? "Yin" refers to softness, "Yang" refers to strength, I just happen to be more than strong, soft is insufficient, the so-called strength, is to overcome rigidity with softness, with the shape of homeopathic flowing water to resolve the enemy's offensive, do not have to be as I used to blindly hit hard, win the enemy also lose 3,000 ......

It doesn't seem to fit my Spartan character! In this way, wouldn't the fight not be hot enough, and Lang Man without men?

But then again, in case of another situation like Xiaoqin's rampage, it's better to subdue her with the softness of yin and yang than to use "Berserker Mode" and fight with her to lose both, right?

When I arrived at school, whether I was in or out of class, I looked at my right hand in a daze, recalling the special touch of my arm when the old man used Huajin on me.

When I returned my schoolbag, Xiaoqin was very worried when she saw that I was in a state of disappointment.

"Ye Lin, what's wrong with your hand?"

My mind was hot, and I said to Xiaoqin: "Come, you punch me, you're welcome, hit hard!" ”