Chapter 572: Visiting
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"If no one taught you, you would never have said such a thing......" the girl pursed her lips and said disdainfully.
"There's really no one to teach me......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a disbelievable expression, "If you don't believe it, let's ask Uncle Zhang, he definitely didn't teach me how to say it......"
"Yes......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Do you need to ask??" Isn't this the mastermind behind this coming out?? ”
"Uncle Zhang definitely didn't teach me how to say it......" Nie Canglong was a little embarrassed, and said with a stiff neck.
"If he even taught you how to speak, would you still be human?" The girl glanced at the man angrily, "You're too real......"
"Don't you just say I'm stupid??" Nie Canglong was a little depressed, "When I reach the age of forty, I won't be confused......"
"You said that you are such a great immortal, why do you have to live to be forty years old?? I, a little mortal, have lived more than forty years old, how can people with your mentality still be world-weary?? The girl looked at the man with a look of surprise and said with some surprise.
"What I'm saying is, when I reach the age of forty, I won't be confused, it's not that I won't live......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's brain.
"If you don't confuse at forty, you won't be confused at forty, why do you still say it separately??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"Isn't this to smooth things out?? If I say I'm forty years old, then I can't say that?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said.
"It's ......," the girl thought about it, nodded and said.
"I said, you really don't want that car?? How pretty?? It's spacious and gorgeous, and it's not comfortable to live in it?? Nie Canglong began to seduce the girl again.
"If you say that, I'd really like to go inside and inspect it......" The girl raised her eyebrows. Why don't you take me inside for a tour?? ”
"Of course it's no problem......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be overjoyed, as long as you look at the layout inside, and it's at your fingertips, it will fall into our hub.
"Hee-hee-......" the girl grinned, then lifted her buttocks, put on her clothes, shoes and socks, and then got out of the car.
"Hee-hee......" Nie Canglong saw the girl get out of the carriage, and hurriedly greeted her and pulled the girl out of the car. What do you think?? This car is beautiful, right?? ”
"Is this this??" The girl took a look at the big car named the newlywed, and a pair of beautiful eyes began to shine, "It's really beautiful, it deserves to be called the newlywed, it's a festive ......"
"That's ......" Nie Canglong smirked, "This car is eighteen and a half meters long and three and a half meters wide, do you see the patterns outside?" These are all defensive formations that I have engraved, in general. Even if it's stronger than me, it's impossible to break through the car's defenses......"
"Not bad...... the girl couldn't help but nodded, "It seems that your attainments in the formation have gone a little deeper......"
"Otherwise. Let's go inside?? Nie Canglong smiled flatteringly, "I promise that there will be a bigger surprise inside......
"Hmm......" The girl nodded, "Little Niezi, lead the way for the mourning family......"
"Uh......" A black line suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's head. People are not medical tools......"
"Poof...... the girl couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Okay, you're not a medical tool." That's Xiaoqingzi...... No, no, no, this will be confused with Xiaoqing, then Xiaolongzi......"
"People can hear it......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a depressed face, "Can you call people's names?" People feel that their names can still be called......"
"No, it doesn't seem kind......," the girl shook her head vigorously.
"Then let's continue to call it Little Green Snake, I feel that this nickname is still quite good......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
"No......" the girl shook her head vigorously, "If it's called Little Green Snake, it won't match other people's mourning families......"
"Can you please stop putting the Tartar on me?? Look at people Liu Jin, Wang Zhi, Wei Zhongxian and the like, aren't people still called names? ? I've never heard of Liu Jin called Xiao Liuzi, Wang Zhi called Xiao Wangzi, and Wei Zhongxian called Xiao Weizi......" Nie Canglong said with a depressed face.
"It makes sense, then the little green snake, hurry up and lead the way for the mourning family......" The girl stretched out a little hand, held her little brain high, and said commandingly.
"Obey the order......" Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, and then took the girl's little hand and led her to the newlywed.
"You should say that the slave obeys......" said the girl with some dissatisfaction.
"Minion, that's the name in the Tartar play......" Nie Canglong said dissatisfiedly.
"Oh, by the way, it is true that it should not be called a slave, it should be called a slave, you should say that the slave obeys the order......" The girl suddenly made a look of surprise and said.
"Hey......" Nie Canglong was not happy, "Is it okay for the slave to be the daughter of the palace?" ”
"It's not good...... the girl kicked the man, "There is not much difference between the eunuch and the palace daughter in terms of physiology, and they should have called themselves slaves and maids......"
"Ms. Qin Xiaojun, now that we have arrived at the door of the newlywed, let's end this topic quickly and go in for a visit......" Nie Canglong said with a dark face.
"Hmm......" The girl nodded lazily, "Little green snake, help the mourning family to go in......"
"What do you help, why don't I carry you in......" Nie Canglong bent down, picked up the girl, and in the girl's screams, he jumped into the newlywed.
After entering the newlywed, Nie Canglong put the girl down and hid to the side with a smile.
"You bad...... girl got her feet on the ground, and was about to give the man a few blows, but who knew that the man was slippery like a loach, so she hid to the side at that time, so angry that she could only stomp her foot hatefully.
"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong smiled, "You better take a good look at this legendary newlywed, you have to remember that this is for Chuanxi." Don't be tempted to take it for yourself when the time comes......"
"Hmph......" The girl gave the man a blank look, "You can't resist the temptation so much??" My dad is the big secretary, if I can't resist the temptation, how many times will my dad have to make people shuanggui?? With that, he toured the carriage.
The first room is the bedroom, a large bed in the middle, the end of the bed is facing the car door, the head of the bed is close to the car wall, and the sides of the head of the bed are not bedside tables. Instead, there are two small doors, one on one side, the door on the left has the word kitchen written on it, and the door on the right side has the word bathroom written on it.
"It's pretty neat,......" the girl glanced at the bedroom, "if you want to talk about luxury, you can't do it......"
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled evilly, and then pointed to the top of the carriage, "Look what is on it......"
"Huh??" The girl looked up and looked at the roof. At this glance, the eyes were round at that time, and countless patterns were carved on the roof of the car. These patterns are purely for decoration, although cumbersome, but they do not look messy, look closely. On the contrary, it has a calming effect.
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong smiled, "Actually, you have to watch it at night to see the effect." See those flowers?? In every flower heart, there is actually a firefly, once at night, the fluorescent light emits out, these patterns can really taste the taste......"
"Goo......" The girl swallowed her saliva involuntarily, and her eyes flashed with a light called greed.
"It's not all...... Nie Canglong smiled proudly, and then pointed to the corners of the carriage, "Do you see these corners?" You look at the floor......"
"Floor??" The girl was stunned, her eyes subconsciously looked towards the four corners, and saw that among the four corners, there was a square floor of one meter square, which seemed a little out of place with the entire floor.
"See this??" Nie Canglong smiled faintly and pointed to the four small buttons on the bedside, "These are four buttons, one is a water dispenser, one is a refrigerator, one is a wardrobe, and one is a utility cabinet......"
As these four buttons were pressed by Nie Canglong, there was a buzzing sound in the carriage, and then the four square floors slowly rose.
Two near the door of the car, the left is a water dispenser, the right is a refrigerator, the volume is not too large, rise to the highest place, only one meter five high, two on both sides of the bed, the left is the wardrobe, the right is the utility cabinet, this rise, directly to the top of the car, the wardrobe is empty, only on the top of a row of hangers, the utility cabinet is a small grid, these small grids are large and small, can be loaded with different volumes of things.
"This ......" the girl looked stupid, "this still has a mechanism?? ”
"Of course......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl's stupid appearance, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and the kind of pride in his heart was mentioned, "This floor is underneath, but it is hollow, these four cabinets are all hidden underneath......"
"I feel a little ridiculous......," the girl shook her head slightly, "This water dispenser or something, let's not talk about it first, let's just talk about this refrigerator, do you think, if you fill the refrigerator with something, and then let it go down, can you still eat the contents of this refrigerator??" ”
"Why don't we try??" Nie Canglong smiled faintly and said.
"Try it......" The girl glared at the man, "You go and bring a jar of wine, put it in this refrigerator, and see if it can go back......"
"What's this??" Nie Canglong smiled faintly, went outside to bring a jar of wine, and then put it in the refrigerator.
"I'm going to press ......" the girl scurried to the bed and clicked her index finger on the button of the refrigerator, "Are you sure the refrigerator can go down??" ”
"I'm sure it must be ......," Nie Canglong nodded confidently and said.
"Are you sure that jar won't break?? Messed up all the wine?? "The girl is a little distressed about the wine, looking at the wine jar, she knows that it is a good old wine, if it is bad, it will be a pity.
"I'm sure it must be and ......" Nie Canglong nodded heavily and said.
"Okay, then I'll press ......" The girl gritted her teeth and pressed the button with a hard finger, "If you trample the lees, you'll be finished, you know?" Little green snake. You'd better pray that your fridge is really fine, or you're done......"
"I don't have to pray, I know that my refrigerator is completely fine......" Nie Canglong smiled confidently and said.
The girl pressed the button on the refrigerator, and the refrigerator slowly lowered until the bottom of the refrigerator matched the floor perfectly, and it became square again, and then it calmed down.
"My wine...... the girl's little face showed a hint of distress, and then glared at the man viciously, "Little green snake." You'd better pray that my wine is intact, or you're finished, you know?? ”
"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong raised his foot and stomped on the square floor, "You let the refrigerator rise now, let's see if the effect is won??" ”
"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, and then pressed the button on the refrigerator again, "You just pray that my wine is intact, or you'll be finished, you know??" ”
"Just look at it......" Nie Canglong said confidently.
As the button is pressed again. The refrigerator slowly rose again, and the jar of wine that was put in the refrigerator was exactly the same as when it was first put in, and there was no change at all.
"This can't be ......," the girl's eyes widened. How so? ”
"Of course it will be like this, in fact, each of these little compartments in the cabinet is a whole, as long as it goes down. It will be moved to a fixed location, so how can the contents be broken?? Nie Canglong explained with a smile.
"This ......," the girl winked. He glanced at Nie Canglong in some surprise, "I didn't expect you to be quite coincidental......
"If it's unfortunate, can I make a car like this? Especially this kind of complex shock absorption system, is that something that ordinary people can do? Nie Canglong said triumphantly.
"It's ...... too," the girl nodded, and then took a look at the glove cabinet, "I found out that the smallest lattice in here is only as tall as the bottom of the car......
"Under the car??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "Can you see the bottom of the car??" ”
"It's just a simple arithmetic problem, and the mental arithmetic is calculated, what kind of secret do you think this is??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"It's also ......" Nie Canglong thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "I calculated it for half a day, and the entire calculation process accounted for 99.9 percent of the time for making the entire car......
"I didn't expect you to be quite ingenious...... the girl glanced at the man, "just by that, you deserve my admiration......"
"How is it, do you feel like you are excited when you see my design like this??" Nie Canglong blushed and said flatteringly.
"To say that this heart-warming feeling?? It seems to be a bit ......" The girl thought about it, nodded and said.
"How?? Do you want this car, or do you want a newlywed number two? Nie Canglong said with a bewildered expression.
"I don't want ......," the girl gave the man a blank look, "I still have to look at the kitchen and bathroom......
"Then you lower the wardrobe and utility cabinet, let's go inside and have a look......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
"It's not good at all, if you use the wardrobe and utility cabinet, you won't be able to enter the kitchen and bathroom......" The girl seized the opportunity and began to pick on her.
"Do you want to say that?? It seems that this is really the case......" Nie Canglong thought about it and couldn't help but nod.
"Kind of let me find fault with it, right??" The girl immediately became proud, "Such a defective product, you are embarrassed to show off with me, if you are trapped in the bathroom, hey, it's disgusting......"
"What's this?? The kitchen and bathroom, there is a small door leading to the outside, I have left it in advance, even if I can't get out of here, I can still go out through the small door......" Nie Canglong smiled confidently and said.
"Count you ruthless...... the girl's little face suddenly collapsed, and she glared at the man viciously, "I'll really tell you, I'm just going to find faults, you just wait, I have to find dozens or hundreds of ......faults for you."
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong smiled proudly, "I'm not afraid of fire to refine this real gold, you can find fault with me, it's too late for me to welcome......"
"Just wait, see how I branded your broken car as a defective ......" The girl glared at the man viciously and said.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled confidently, "I look forward to you picking fault with me, so that my newlywed No. 2 can strive for excellence......
"Hmph......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "I'm going to go to the kitchen and bathroom now, how do I get there??" The doors are blocked......"
"Lower the wardrobe and utility cabinet......" Nie Canglong grinned, and then he began to find fault.
"But when I want to go into the kitchen, I want to see the new clothes in the closet, and hey, you say that's a troublesome ......," the girl sighed, and her little brows furrowed, as if she was annoyed by the incompatibility of fish and bear's paws.
"yes, I'll admit it's a flaw, okay??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes helplessly and said.
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