Chapter 571: The Wedding Number
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"You think I don't want to??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "The key is that the medicinal materials are not easy to find......"
"What's going on??" Yuan Siyu sneered disdainfully, "As long as you don't give me a smile and don't let me sing "Wa Haha", the matter of this medicinal material will be wrapped up in me......"
"This is what you said...... the girl glanced at Yuan Siyu deeply, "As long as you can find all the medicinal materials for me, I promise not to use the smile and marriage on you, and I promise not to let you sing "Wahaha"......"
"Good ......" Yuan Siyu raised his hand, "Let's high-five and swear" ......"
"If you can't find it, then don't blame me for being rude......" The girl raised her little hand as well.
With a crisp sound, the little hands of the two women hit each other hard, and an agreement was reached.
"Okay, okay......" Yuan Siyu stood up triumphantly, "You quickly write the names of the medicinal materials on a piece of paper for me, and I'll go find the medicinal materials for you now......"
"What else to write??" The girl pursed her lips, and then took out a small box from under the bed, "All the medicinal materials I need are here, I have already written it, just wait for which stupid fish will automatically take the bait and give me a free herb picker......
"You ......" Yuan Siyu's little face suddenly darkened, "Dare to love me, I'm the stupid fish you're waiting for??" ”
"You're so immodest......" the girl smiled and shook her head, "how can you be a stupid fish??" At best, it's the kind of single-celled plankton that doesn't even have a brain......"
"You ......" Yuan Siyu's little face suddenly turned blue, and a pair of beautiful eyes glared at the girl, "You are really too deceitful......
"Then you want to sing "Waha"? Or do you want to enjoy a smile and get married?? The girl looked at Yuan Siyu with a smile and said.
"I said it just now, you promise not to use a smile on me, and you won't let me sing "Waha", why doesn't your words count??" Yuan Siyu heard the girl mention "Wa Haha" and broke up with a smile. Suddenly, it was like pouring ice water on the top of his head, and the anger was completely dissipated at that time.
"Why doesn't it count?? Although I promised you these two things, there is another prerequisite, that is, as long as you can find all the medicinal materials for me, will you find all the herbs for me now?? The girl pouted and said.
"I'll go find ...... now" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl, snatched the small box in the girl's hand, and ran out of the carriage in a huff.
"Hey......" When Yuan Siyu's figure completely disappeared into the vast green, Nie Canglong leaned on the car window, "Why do I think you are playing Yuan Da Immortal??" ”
"I was supposed to play tricks ......on her," the girl gave the man a blank look. Mei Zizi said.
"I know, your guarantee is basically the same as not saying it, you have never had the consciousness of a gentleman, and it is difficult to chase a horse......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but shake his head and sighed.
"Why are you so annoying??" The girl gave the man a vicious look, "You look down on people, right??" ”
"Look at you......" Nie Canglong smiled, "Why are you still in a hurry??" Doesn't I know the essence of you as a human being? What are you pretending to be in front of me?? You can rest assured, I guarantee that Immortal Yuan will not hear what we are talking about......"
"You're really a dog's ......," the girl pointed to the man's nose, "I'm going to clean up Yuan Da Immortal." There are so many ways to do it, so what's wrong with not having to laugh and get married?? What is the crying marriage dissolved, the three laughing hooligan anointment, there are so many. What's wrong with not singing "Waha"?? Isn't there another "Two Tigers"? ”
"Huh??" Nie Canglong immediately opened his mouth in shock, dare to love is like this?? In this way, there is indeed no need to cheat.
"Got it??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "It's just your IQ." would do such an unclassy thing as a cheat......"
"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong nodded humbly, his face full of shame.
"It's hard to talk to someone with an IQ like you......" The girl gave the man a disdainful look, and then waved her hand vigorously. Don't make me look annoyed here, what should I do......"
"I have one more question to ask...... Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said pitifully.
"Look at you poor, ask, but I warn you in advance, if the question you ask is too retarded, you should be careful that your aunt and grandmother will ......give you a kick," the girl said with a vicious look at the man.
"I promise not to be mentally retarded...... Nie Canglong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Just now you said the medicinal effect of a smile on the marriage of the powder, so what kind of effect does this crying marriage powder and this three-laughing hooligan ointment have??" ”
"Is this a problem??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "It's not too mentally retarded......"
"Of course, these two medicines are prepared by you, and no one else knows the effect except you......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
As the name suggests, as long as you get this medicine, you will have an impulse when you hear the cry, and then you will unconsciously find the person who is crying, zuihou is crazy to fall in love with him...... "The corners of the girl's mouth showed a grim smile.
"Oh my mother......" Nie Canglong felt his scalp tingle a little, "Are you sure you're talking about falling in love??" ”
"Don't call Mom, just call Grandma......" The girl gave the man a pretty look and said shyly.
"You owe a beating, do you??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "If you take advantage of me in this regard, don't blame me for being unkind to you......"
"If you don't occupy it, you won't ......occupy it," the girl pouted, "You can call it yourself, and people still deserve it??" ”
"You're still taking advantage of me, aren't you??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, "You really want me to go in and clean you up, right?" ”
"Don't say it...... don't say it," the girl pouted and glared at the man, "What should I do now, don't bother me here......"
"You just said that you just cried and the marriage was dispersed, and you didn't say anything about the three laughing hooligans......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said.
"I'm not in a good mood, so I won't tell you......" the girl pouted. He rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"I'll go in and clean you up, don't scream, it's useless if you call, I don't believe that anyone dares to save you......" Nie Canglong said, and pretended to drill in from the window.
"Okay, okay......" The girl pushed the man's head to prevent him from coming in, "I told you it wasn't okay??" ”
"Say ......" Nie Canglong stopped drilling in, and said triumphantly and commandingly.
"It's also for women. As long as you get this drug, you just have to laugh three times, and she will play a hooligan with you......" The girl muttered and muttered.
"I warn you, these two medicines, no, if there is anything to laugh and marry, you will destroy them for me, and you can't keep the prescriptions......" Nie Canglong pointed to the girl's nose. said with a straight face.
"Why?? This is the ...... I used to repair the leprechaun," the girl was not happy and knocked off the man's hand, "You must be satisfied if I let the leprechaun eat it one day??" ”
"Do you know that medicine is a scourge? Do you know how much sin you have to do if it spreads? Nie Canglong glared at the girl fiercely. Said.
"I don't know......," the girl turned angrily, "anyway, the medicine I worked so hard to develop is just like my child, if you let me kill my child." I hate you, hate you, hate you......"
"Disobedient, isn't it??" Nie Canglong stopped glaring, the girl had her back to him, why couldn't anyone see it. "Do you believe it or not, I'm going in and cleaning you up??"
"Okay, okay, I'll give you ......" The girl angrily threw out three small paper bags, "It's all for you, you can destroy it......"
"Where's the prescription??" Nie Canglong caught the three small paper packets, and began to ask the girl for prescriptions, mainly prescriptions, as soon as this thing spreads, it will be a big trouble, it doesn't matter if the medicine is used, there will always be a time when it runs out.
"It's ...... with the medicine," the girl said angrily.
"Really??" Nie Canglong opened the three small paper packets in turn, and sure enough, he saw a glimpse of the names of medicinal materials on the outer wrapper, as well as the dosing method, "This thing must not be left ......" said, a flash of light flashed in his hand, three kinds of women's medicines, as well as the formula, turned into nothingness in the light, and it did indeed turn into nothingness, anyway, there is no trace of these three medicines on this shijie.
"Little green snake, you killed my three precious sons, you are bad, I hate you to death......" The girl glared at the man with tears in her eyes, and said crying.
"Don't think I don't know, these three prescriptions are all in your mind......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "I can warn you, without my permission, you are absolutely not allowed to make these three medicines again......"
"I'm worthy, I'm mad at you......" The girl let the man say what she wanted, and she suddenly became a little annoyed, glared at the man angrily, and said.
"Match, when we get to your house, I'll tell your dad to go, it just so happens that your dad is not a big boss, let him use the magic medicine prepared by his baby daughter to find another wife, just use a cry to break up the marriage, and when the time comes, I will beat Secretary Qin again, let him cry like this, then it's not time to pounce on a bunch of beautiful women, crying and shouting to marry him?? When the time comes, no matter who your father chooses, you will have to take care of others and call your mother......" Nie Canglong grinned and said.
"Little green snake, do you hate it, you know?? I hate you to death......" When the girl heard that the man was going to tell her father about this, and dared to tease her father about it, she immediately became angry and annoyed, "If you dare to tell my father, you can wait for me to clean up yours......"
"How do you clean me up??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "Can you still take care of me??" ”
"Then you will wait for me......" The girl glared at the man viciously, "I also have a medicine here, called crying is healthier, when the time comes, I will sprinkle it on you, hum hum ......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong suddenly felt a creepy feeling, "What do you mean??" ”
"It's not interesting...... "The girl pouted, "It's just to put something crying and marriage dispersing or something into the tuyere, and then let the wind blow and blow and blow for a long and long ......."
"You ......" Nie Canglong's back spine suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "I'm your husband, do you know you??" You used such a vicious move on me......"
"Who said you were my husband?? Do you have proof? Do you have an invoice? The girl pouted. Said disdainfully.
"Xiaojun, you disappointed me so much......" Nie Canglong made a sad expression, "You are so ...... You broke my heart, you know? ”
"Why didn't you think it would break my heart when you killed my son?? I have made three miracle medicines, am I easy?? That's all my brainchild, you pay for my son's life......" The girl glared at the man fiercely, crying, and said hysterically.
"How many sons do you want?? As long as you can give birth, I can satisfy you as many sons as you want......" Nie Canglong smiled evilly at the girl and said.
"Get ......" The girl's little face turned red at that time. glaring at the man, he roared loudly.
"I'm not going to get ......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a wicked smile, "You tell me, how many sons are you going to have??" We don't count our daughters, even if our sons ......"
"Little Green Snake, you are finished, do you know??" The girl glared at the man with a look of shame, "You have succeeded in provoking me, you just wait for my craziest revenge on you......"
"And the craziest revenge??" Nie Canglong pouted, "What can you do to me?" If you rape me. I'm xiexie you oh ......"
"Little green snake ......" the girl's little face turned red and red, and she screamed, "You get out of here, get out of your car and ......"
"What else are you doing??" Nie Canglong pouted. As soon as he moved to the side, he let go of the window, "Let's see for yourself......"
"Huh??" The man moved his body away, and the carriage suddenly lit up. The girl looked out of the window and suddenly saw a gorgeous four-wheeled car quietly parked on the side of the road, which looked like her own four-wheeled car. It's not a little good-looking, so she was stunned at the time, and a desire to take it for herself suddenly rose in her heart.
"See??" Nie Canglong triumphantly pointed to the newly made four-wheeled cart, "This car is bigger than our car, we are a hatchback, this big ox cart I named the newlywed, but it is a sedan, how about it??" Do you feel like you're keeping it for yourself? If there is, this newlywed number is ours, and I will make a newlywed number two for Chuanxi......"
"No......" As soon as the girl heard the name of the car, she sobered up at that time, and forcibly suppressed the idea of taking it for herself, "This car is to pass on the joy, then it can only be the joy of the car, and no one is allowed to think crookedly......"
"Didn't expect that?? Your sister-in-law is quite qualified?? Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a surprised face and said in disbelief.
"Hmph......" The girl snorted coldly, and closed the curtain, and after the curtain was closed, a trace of entanglement appeared on her little face, "Isn't it just a broken car?" Still want to seduce my aunt and grandmother?? You're thinking beautifully......"
"I said Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong lifted the curtain and drilled his head in, "Since this newlywed car has been given to Chuanxi, why don't I make you a newlywed No. 2?" I had already planned to develop the sedan into a newlywed series in the future, and then ...... it down in order of serial number."
"Get out of ......" the girl glared at the man viciously, "Grandma is very, very satisfied if she has this hatchback, are you a person who likes the new and hates the old?" ”
"Of course you are not a person who likes the new and hates the old......," Nie Canglong smiled evilly, "but this is not a problem with the new, it is a person who likes the new, the key is whether the old one will be thrown away, this is the most test of character, as far as I am concerned, I still very much hope that you will collect a newlywed series of ......"
"You say, you suggest I keep a newlywed collection??" The girl raised her eyebrows, and there was a hint of excitement on her face.
"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong saw that the girl's heart was moved, and his heart was happy.
"This ......" The girl thought for a while, then shook her head slightly, "No, I'm not married yet, if I use a newlywed series, it will seem that I am not reserved......"
"People, there will always be a time to get married...... Nie Canglong was on the side with a shy face.
"No...... the girl shook her head vigorously, "I still can't agree, it's a matter of principle......"
"What kind of principle?? What did you and your maid give me that, what are you pretending to be?? Nie Canglong made a stinky face and muttered.
"Little Green Snake, are you looking for death??" The girl's little face suddenly turned red, and she said viciously to the man.
"How can it??" Nie Canglong smiled at the time, "I know that you are good to me, I don't know what is good or bad, I misunderstood your sincerity to me, you have a lot of adults, so don't worry about the small ones......"
"Huh??" The girl's eyebrows raised, "Who taught you this??" ”
"Why do you still use someone to teach me?? You look down on me too much, don't you?? "Nie Canglong is a little unhappy, isn't this looking at people from the crack in the door and flattening people? ?
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