【583】 Kiss the squad leader
The character of Zhuang Ni is an extremely special existence in the second (3rd) class of junior high school.
If the squad leader is the paladin of the Dungeons & Dragons setting, an admirable and intriguing leader, Juanny is the black-robed High Priestess of the Evil God, chanting vicious incantations in dark corners and ready to perform blood sacrifices on herself and the flesh of her enemies.
Therefore, compared to the squad leader, it is understandable that everyone is more afraid of Zhuang Ni - the vendor who sells sausages at the stall scolds the holy warrior, and he may not be retaliated against, but if he dares to scold the high priest of the evil god, he will definitely be made into sausages!
Not only do you want to make sausages from those who offend you, but you also have to occupy his stalls and distribute them free of charge to those on the side of the road.
It is conceivable that the black-robed Zhuang Ni shouted to the passers-by in a flat tone: "Come and eat sausages, sausages that don't need money, ...... made of haode pigs."
Golden Helmet and Golden Armor, the holy warrior Shusha, who was about to go outside the village to destroy the ogre, happened to pass by.
Zhuang Ni grabbed Shusha's cloak and said, "Let's eat a sausage from Ye Lin......
"What!?" The sword of the holy warrior in Shusha's sheath almost leaped out.
"Ah, that's wrong...... Zhuang Ni changed her words, "It's a sausage made by Ye Lin, if you don't like this taste, there are also Cao Gonggong's sausages, Niu Shili's ...... By the way, I don't know if you are interested in making sausages with me? ”
Who's going to make sausages with you! Your lair must be full of mutilated human bodies, and you might even plan to hang the squad leader too!
Although he said that he liked the class leader, who knows what the way the pervert likes people is like!
Not to mention anything else, this time I vomited blood by myself, and I also came to participate in the field trip, in order to make the class president unable to make up 40 classmates, but to make himself the 41st.
In addition, she didn't listen to the class leader, not only did she not wear a class uniform, but she also insisted on wearing a skirt.
Of course, there are black stockings under the knee-length skirt, and Zhuangni will die without stockings.
Although she wears a black skirt and goes to events such as gothic film seminars, she is very high-grade and temperamental...... But today I'm going to climb the mountain! Although it is not as high as Mount Everest, it is at least more than 400 meters! If you climb the mountain in a skirt, you will definitely be completely gone!
The squad leader saw Zhuang Ni dressed like this, and even forgot her personal belongings bag in the van, such unorganized and undisciplined, so that the squad leader was like a fish in her throat, she handed over her backpack to Niu Shili to take care of, and then walked quickly to Zhuang Ni, and wanted to question her Weishenme so carelessly.
"You can't wear stockings because you wear pants." Zhuang Ni was not afraid and took the initiative to answer a question that the class leader might ask.
This is actually not a qualified answer, but for Zhuang Ni, it is a reasonable reason.
The last time the director ordered Zhuang Ni to take off her stockings, Zhuang Ni directly planned to jump off the building, which shows the importance of stockings to her.
In addition, Juani only wears black silk, and the reason seems to be that "my legs are strongly allergic to ultraviolet rays, so I need to cover them with black".
100% false! Black clothes will absorb ultraviolet rays! Don't underestimate the son of a lecturer in space physics! For black clothes, the ultraviolet transmission rate is 70%, and for white clothes, the ultraviolet transmission rate is only 30%, so you can wear white silk to help prevent allergies!
It's just that I like black! If your thighs are really allergic to the sun, wear thin black silk all day long like you...... Your legs have long been rotten!
Amy is allergic to ultraviolet rays! If you are exposed to direct sunlight for a long time, you will get a red rash on your skin! It's itchy and painful, and when I give her the medicine, I pout, and tears roll in my eyes!
But even if someone pointed out that Juanny was lying, she didn't care, right? (I don't even care about death) The squad leader looked at the black silk on Zhuangni's leg in annoyance, and for some reason, he suddenly blushed.
Could it be that in retrospect, I once wore this kind of thing, and I mistook it for Shu Zhe, pressed it on the bed and spanked my ass more than 40 times, so that I couldn't ride a bicycle for nearly a week?
Definitely! Because the squad leader then looked at me with a grudge! But when I found Xiong Yaoyue studying the seafood in the crisper next to me, I bit my lip and turned my head back.
Why do you care so much about Xiong Yaoyue! She's just making a foodie and appreciating the delicious ingredients that are about to be eaten!
Is it okay for celery? She's pretending to be suffering from heat stroke, and she's holding my hand!
Sure enough, I already recognized Xiaoqin as my sister in my heart! It's like your relationship with Shu Zhe, a little intimacy won't arouse your suspicions?
Because of this, I appointed Xiaoqin to buy seafood with me yesterday, anyway, we will be a family in the future, so it's appropriate to act together, isn't it?
"Zhuang Ni, even if you die without the stockings, at least you should wear our class uniform, right?" The squad leader said sadly, "You didn't catch up in the last basketball and volleyball game, this is a hard opportunity......
"yes!" The loudspeaker interjected next to him, "I also persuaded her, but she just won't listen!" Thanks to me and the squad leader last time, we specially sent the squad uniform to you all the way over! ”
"That class uniform is so ugly," said Zhuang Ni bluntly, "I hid it in the attic to ward off evil spirits, and now my attic is not haunted......
Don't call hauntings as ordinary things as rats! Are you really living in the same shijie as us! In addition to ghosts, there is also a portal in your attic! After entering the door, you will find a shijie full of flying dragons and monsters, and in that shijie, eating sweet potatoes can increase the power of twenty jiazi!
"You ......" the squad leader was so angry that Zhuang Ni not only suddenly jumped out to participate in the wild tour, making the whole number of 40 people in Haode become 41, but also preferred to wear skirts to climb the mountain, and did not wear class uniforms, which led to the squad leader's dream, at a glance, the scene of 40 people in uniform and wearing white T-shirts in the past came to naught.
Zhuang Ni coughed twice at the right time, reminding the squad leader that she had a sick and weak attribute and should be open to herself.
"Don't think I'm going to be fooled," the squad leader said slightly angrily, "Your body is better than Feng Di, Feng Di is wearing a T-shirt and trousers today, why are you free to be casual?" ”
Feng Di is PHS's real name, and the squad leader has always not called people by nicknames, unless he is like Xiong Yaoyue, who takes the initiative to ask others to call him by a nickname.
Zhuang Ni glanced at PHS, who was resting on her backpack and drinking water, and sneered with a huge malice:
"She's not like me, her death is slow, and I can die at any time."
"Also, PHS actually wanted me to help her illustrate the BL novels," Zhuang Ni said in a super disgusted tone, "It's so stupid!" Doesn't she know that I hate men the most, and it is impossible to draw a picture of two men hugging each other? ”
"It's a picture of two women and lilies, and I'm willing to depict it...... Squad leader, you and Gong Caicai, can you be my model? ”
Saying that, she moved her gaze to Gong Caicai who was on the edge of the crowd, and Gong Caicai probably remembered that she had been deceived by Zhuang Ni and was opened by her in the name of "massage to lose weight", so her face suddenly turned crimson.
"I said earlier, you are not allowed to play the lottery again!" The squad leader raised his eyebrows and said very sternly.
"Ah, I'm angry, I'm angry," Zhuang Ni admired the squad leader's angry expression with an intoxicated look, "You're also cute when you're angry, why don't you ......"
Stretching out his artist-like long fingers, holding the squad leader's face with both hands, in front of everyone, he directly planned to kiss it.
Among the girls in the second (3) class of junior high school, Zhuang Ni's height is second only to Xiong Yaoyue, and the gap with the class leader is not too big.
Even so, he is still shorter than the squad leader, and the shorter person serves as the "attacker" side, in the words of small Japan, it seems to be called "Xia Ke Shang", anyway, with the idle position of the literary and art committee to attack the head of the first class, it can indeed be regarded as "the following offense", right?
Even the head teacher, including Teacher Yu, everyone looked stupid, although there were "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Male and Female Students" in the 28th Middle School, but there was no ban on same-sex kissing, so even if Zhuang Ni kissed with the class leader, it would not violate any school rules.
Gonggong Cao whistled at the bottom and coaxed: "It's too powerful! Lady Johnny! Please stick out your tongue and stir it back and forth in the squad leader's mouth! ”
Before the words fell, he was beaten on the ground by several people from the squad leader's loyal dog team.
As the number one loyal dog of the squad leader, Niu Shili didn't know what to do in this situation - if it was a man who kissed the squad leader, he would have hit it a long time ago, but Zhuang Ni is not only a girl but also known as sick and weak, how can she do it!
The sudden change occurred, and the squad leader's mind was probably blank for a moment, and he did not react to Zhuang Ni's moist lips that were gradually approaching, but he quickly regained his mind and raised a hand to block between Zhuang Ni and his lips.
A sound that sounded like a sip and a sucking sound, even though Juanny only kissed the squad leader's palm, she still kissed it very sweetly.
The squad leader was furious and pushed Zhuang Ni away from him, even in his eagerness, his strength was very measured, but Zhuang Ni seemed to deliberately let his left and right feet trip each other, causing the back of his head to fall directly onto the asphalt.
While falling backwards, there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, do you want to throw yourself to death, and then make the squad leader who accidentally killed you regret it for the rest of your life?
How vicious, how not to value one's own life!
The loudspeaker patronized and instructed her cousin to move things, and when she found that Juanny had suddenly begun to seek death, it was too late to rescue.
What else can be said? Standing nearby, I had the duty to rush over with an arrow and support Zhuang Ni's fallen body from behind, so as not to kill her in front of the squad leader and everyone, leaving an indelible psychological shadow on everyone.
It's just that I pity Xiaoqin, who has been holding my arm just now, and she let out a "whine" wail, as if she didn't want me to leave her for a while.
I can't help it! You can't see death without help! If Zhuang Ni dies here, you don't want to go to the Cuisong Mountain with me today!
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!h
Zhuang Ni's screams tore through the sky, causing several private cars on the sidewalk to go off with the burglar alarms.
"I was touched by a man! I was touched by a man!! Get out of here!! ”