Is there a mistake? I just grabbed Johnny's waist!

If I'm like the male protagonist of the Japanese harem anime, come up and pass your hands under your armpits, help you and touch your breasts at the same time, it's understandable for you to scream so loudly.

It only touches your waist, what is there to call it!

Although I can feel the softness of the girl's waist through the thin fabric, this is not my main purpose!

My main purpose is not to make you kill yourself in the street!

Similar to an action in a women's self-defense technique, Juanny stomped on my sneaker-wearing foot hard.

Even though she didn't wear high heels, just plain flats, it also caused me quite a bit of damage.

I stepped back with a "whoop" and glared resentfully at Juanny's back.

I saved your life! I'm your savior! Is that how you treat your savior?

I've got a real-life version of "The Farmer and the Snake"!

After striking me back with a foot attack, Zhuang Ni turned slightly to the side and glared at me with a look of humiliation.

Who insulted you! I just touched you for less than 20 seconds! If you were beaten 40 times by me like the squad leader, wouldn't you commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river to protect your innocence?

"Ye Lin, it's your ...... again" Zhuang Ni gritted her teeth and pulled her gaze over, but her eyes collided with Xiao Qin, not far behind me.

Zhuang Ni suddenly trembled, as if Ximen Fuxue saw Ye Gucheng at the top of the Forbidden City, the kind of jiashi that was like a great enemy, had never appeared before.

Xiaoqin was still smiling, making a curious and shy ordinary girl's reaction when she met each other for the first time.

But the smiling eyes, like a cat that has just woken up, open a line slightly, and from this gap, reveal the unique edge of a predator.

There seemed to be an invisible spark in the air, and the space between Zhuang Ni and Xiaoqin was so tense that it seemed to burst.

It's a kind of sensitivity between the same kind! In order to achieve their own goals, in order to protect the things they value, they are willing to do anything, and they are willing to pay any price, even if they trample on all the laws of the world by unscrupulous means, and leave a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood behind them, they are also the same kind at any cost!

can actually see through Xiaoqin's disguise and directly see the evil demon king hidden under the cute appearance...... Juanny's eyes are really vicious.

Maybe it's because Zhuang Ni's main ingredient is "malice" that she is very sensitive to other people's malice?

Although Xiaoqin was smiling, she exuded a terrible aura of "classmate Ye Lin who dared to step on me, I will kill you when I reach Cuisong Mountain"!

Under Xiaoqin's black vindictiveness, Zhuang Ni actually hung a drop of sweat on her cheek rarely.

"Funny...... "is this the new transfer?" she muttered. The name is Ren Xiaoqin, right? ”

"Yes," Xiao Qin replied as if unsuspectingly, "Ren Yingying, Ren, celery fried meat!" ”

What kind of Ren Yingying's Ren, it's obviously Ren who can do it, right?

But it's all the same, anyway, these two are father and daughter.

"Zhuang Ni, please don't look for Xiaoqin's stubble!" The squad leader came over to stop him at this time, "Ye Lin has helped you, you should also say xiexie to him......"

Zhuang Ni glanced at me contemptuously, looked at the clouds in the sky, and said quietly:

"The two of them slept in the hotel for one night, and they slept out of feelings......

Nima: Shut up! Don't say in front of the whole class, and the class teacher, Teacher Yu, that I and the class leader have opened a room in your relative's hotel!

Especially can't say it in front of Xiaoqin! Otherwise, the headless female corpse of Cuisong Mountain will become two! The squad leader is innocent! She and I didn't do anything at the hotel!

The squad leader, who was also worried, bit her lower lip and took a step back, she couldn't do anything about Zhuang Ni.

From a certain point of view, Zhuang Ni is the "dark" core of the second (3rd) class of junior high school, which is enough to stand tall with the class leader who is the core of light.

As a digression, Zhuang Ni's empty seat, which does not come to class all year round, happens to be located in the core of the second (3rd) class of junior high school.

There are 45 people in the class, one person and one table, five rows and nine columns of tables and chairs, and Zhuang Ni is in the fifth column of the third row, the absolute middle position.

It's just that there is always no one sitting in this position.

But despite this, everyone also consciously did not approach this "central location of the second (3) class of junior high school", and always felt that although Zhuang Ni was not there, her "ghost" might be wandering around, sitting in her chair, using her desk, and failing the exam, or being cursed and killed by a billboard.

This is weishenme, when Xiaoqin first transferred to another school, Zhuang Ni's position had been vacant for several months, and Teacher Yu did not arrange Xiaoqin there.

So Xiaoqin sat on my right, the legendary Longtan Tiger's Den second only to Zhuang Ni's position.

Because Zhuang Ni has a number of deadly weapons such as "suicide at any time" and "I want to lily with you", and also has the little secret of the squad leader and me opening a room, the squad leader temporarily avoided her front, no longer argued with Zhuang Ni, and began to count the number of people.

"This one named Zhuang Ni is my old enemy!"

When no one was paying attention to her, Qin clenched her two fists and whispered to me.

Huh? I can understand that you regard the squad leader as your rival, but you regard Zhuang Ni as your rival, what do you want to fight for with her?

Xiaoqin's eyes burned with blood, "From the first time I saw her, I knew that she was my opponent for life!" ”

it! Your opponent for life is me! It's a shame that I've treated you as an old enemy for so many years, and you actually betrayed Zhuang Ni as soon as you saw it!

"I—I must not lose to her! Teacher Cress must win! ”

Huh? Weishenme is a cress teacher? Isn't Mr. Shui Cress a future cartoonist who is famous for drawing girl's comics, and his masterpiece "Love in Zhoukoudian"?

"The position of the Literature and Art Committee should belong to me!"

"The class blackboard report should be handed over to me!"

"Why did the squad leader be so obsessed with my paintings, never praised me, and asked Pooh to erase my last painting of Haode Lei Feng, suppressing my creative enthusiasm!"

It turns out that that is Lei Feng? I thought it was a potato that had been exposed to nuclear radiation! If Lei Feng really looks like this, he can't do a good thing, he must have just wanted to help the grandmother cross the road, but the grandmother beat him to the ground with a cane!

"What a demon! Don't come near me! The old lady must have shouted while playing the dog-beating trick, "Don't think that my old man has passed away, so you can insult me!" ”

Xiaoqin tugged at the brim of her straw hat and lamented, "Sure enough, artists are not understood? I'm the Van Gogh of our day......"

Your painting to Van Gogh is not worthy of being a butt wipe! At least learn to draw things other than potatoes and eggplants, and then you know how to draw!

"Anyway, I defeated Zhuang Ni's old enemy, and I am the best person in the second (3rd) class of junior high school......"

Stop dreaming! Even my drawings are better than yours! I can at least draw turtles! Add another weapon to their hands is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which are much more complicated than potato and eggplant!

If you want to become the best painter in the second (3rd) class, maybe you have to do a class massacre!

Now the time has reached 8:45, 9 o'clock is the first car of the suburban No. 23 bus, if you can't catch the first car, the next bus will be two hours later.

But the squad leader, who was in charge of counting the number of people, went back and forth, but found that there were only 40 people, one less.

Although 40 is an integer that can make the squad leader with obsessive-compulsive disorder feel comfortable, since Zhuang Ni has already arrived, the scene should be 41 people.

After another 5 minutes, even with Niu Shili's help in the review, the total number of people obtained was 40.

"Is there anyone else who hasn't come?" Everyone discussed, "But I can't remember who is missing?" It seems that except for the few people who couldn't attend, they have all arrived! ”

"That's right!" Niu Shili high-fived and said, "Isn't the 'chameleon' here yet!" ”

Niu Shili is obviously the same as the squad leader, and rarely calls others by nicknames, but this time he is not to blame.

Because the chameleon, a slender and taciturn guy, has a special function that makes others ignore him, which is basically equivalent to wearing a robot cat's prop "stone hat", even if someone sees it, he will be a pebble on the side of the road.

Even his name will be slowly forgotten unintentionally, and Zuihou is only remembered for his chameleon trait that can be mixed with the background color at any time.

His ability is so strong, every time the teacher checks his homework, he always forgets to check him, and every time he collects class fees, he always leaves him behind.

Obviously he is a classmate who should be very familiar with the class leader, because he also sits in the Zuihou row, and the position from left to right in that row is me, Xiaoqin, Niu Shili, chameleon, and the class leader.

The chameleon, sandwiched between the squad leader and Niu Shili, was actually forgotten by the squad leader for so long, and Niu Shili also worked hard to remember him.

"Who is the chameleon?" Xiaoqin asked me strangely.

I don't blame you, even I myself have long felt that the seats of the squad leader and Niu Shili are next to each other, and there is no strange translucent creature in the middle.

"The chameleon didn't come! Where has he gone! The students suddenly realized.

"Who has his phone number?"

"He seems to have told me that I remember typing into the phone book, but why can't I find it?"

Even the mobile phone is selectively forgotten! Chameleons are superpowers! Isn't it a few days before a penguin-like cosmic creature with a chakra eye will descend from the sky and sign a contract with me to make me a magical Spartan and save Shijie!

"Squad leader...... Squad leader...... "A dark shadow raised his hand behind the stop sign, his face was unclear, his mouth was squirming strangely, and he said intermittently, "I'm a chameleon, I came early, none of you saw me......"

It's scary! You're a killer bunker with this talent! weishenme, even if I see your facial features closely, I will think that you are featureless, and I will forget about it when I turn my head!

In any case, the squad leader was finally relieved that all 41 people had arrived.

At 9 o'clock, the suburban No. 23 bus arrived on time, and the bus, which originally had few passengers, was jammed with students in our class today.

Some students didn't have seats, so they sat on backpacks that were not afraid of pressure, and the crisper box I took on the car with aquatic products was also used as a stool by me and Niu Shili.

Of course, the seats are given priority to girls, and we boys still have this awareness.