I went back to get my driver's license and helped him get the car back from the traffic police team, it was already past four o'clock.

He said that we would eat together in the evening, and I excused myself by excuse myself, for fear that he would drink again and drag me to find Miss.

It seems that after I soberly followed the results, I took the initiative to care about her, and she hated me the most when I went out to drink and find women.

Just like last night, I pretended to have a stomachache because I was worried about Wang Dabao's body, but it was also because of the results.

I just slept with her, and then I went out to fool around again, and I always felt like I would get her dirty, even though I slept with her before, and Dabao took me to Foot Bath City behind, but I just thought so.

I went back to the neighborhood where I lived, and when I entered the corridor, I didn't go upstairs for the first time, but sat at the top of the stairs and smoked two cigarettes in a row, thinking about what to do while smoking, trying to figure it out.

Because this time, I seriously wanted to stand up, and I didn't just think about it like I used to.

"Mom...... Mom, why are you here? "I didn't see anyone when I came back before.

I walked upstairs with a cigarette in my mouth, so I didn't see the person sitting at my door at the first time.

"Why don't you turn on your mobile phone when delivering takeaways, do you know how long my mother has been waiting here, ah? It's impossible to deliver food without turning it on, and you honestly tell me if you're not even making takeouts now, and you've been fooling around outside? ”

Although the old lady thinks a little more, her thinking is quite clear, and she knows that she should not leave her mobile phone when analyzing my work.

It's good to prove that she's still far from being an old fool, and she'll listen to her when I reason with her.

"I was busy just now, and my phone is out of battery again."

"Don't make excuses, pack up your things, and go home with me tomorrow for a blind date!" As soon as she entered the house, the old lady went straight to the point, not dragging her feet at all.

"I'm going to work, if you come to stay with me for a while, I'll be happy to serve you, and if you let me go back for that purpose, then you can go now, and I'll buy you a ticket."

I was born to her, and she was more direct than her, because I had already seen that she didn't want to listen to my reasoning when she threw out this formation.

"You're going to be mad at your mom and me?" The old lady didn't expect me to have this kind of attitude, and she couldn't even see the hippie smiling face in front of her before.

"As soon as you pass this year, you will be twenty-seven, you don't have a job, your wife doesn't have it, you want to wait until you're seventy or eighty years old and be an old bachelor? You can afford to lose this face, I can't afford to lose it! ”

I poured her a glass of water and told her that I was ready to start a business and was ready to do something.

I thought she would understand me, after all, it would be easier to find a wife when I had money, but I didn't expect that I was opposed by her cracked wall, saying that I didn't dare to borrow hundreds of thousands of dollars, in case of a deficit, what to pay.

As the other goes, the old lady became more and more angry, and even threatened to hit me, so I had to get up and stay away from her.

"I don't care, you have to go back with me tomorrow, I've already told your second aunt Fang." The old lady smoothed herself out and stretched her neck in my direction, "It's so decided, I can't let you say no!" ”

I was so angry that I wanted to talk to her again, but the phone that had just been charged rang again, and it was Wang Dabao who asked me to go out with him tomorrow morning to talk about business, because his driver's license was now detained and asked me to help him drive.

"You also heard that I have something, I have to go to drive someone tomorrow, and I can't go!" I held back my anger and explained to the old lady.

"If you don't deliver food, you'll become a driver again, you're a bastard and you're quite capable of tossing all day long."

"What a toss, I delivered the food well, I opened it for my friend, his drunk driving was checked and his driver's license was temporarily detained."

"You see what kind of people you hang out with all day long, and you dare to play with drunk drivers, don't kill you?"

"......" What is the most terrifying thing about China, is this kind of aunt with super combat effectiveness.

When the old lady had enough of making a fuss, I asked her to pack up and prepare to take her out to dinner, but she said that there was nothing to eat in the gutter oil outside, and said that she would make me some nutritious meals to make up for it.

I was also tired of eating outside and wanted to eat her cooking, so I took the menu she gave me and went out to buy groceries.

"Mom?" When I came back, there was no one on the couch.

She used to clean up for me every time she came, so I glanced around the house.

When it was over, the old lady was standing by the balcony door with her underwear in her hand, her eyes shining.

"Whose is this?" Hearing the voice, she turned and shook the thing in her hand in front of my eyes.

"A friend's, when it rains and gets wet, ......" asked me to wash it, but it was hard to say.

"Girlfriend?" The old lady's originally straight face instantly smiled, "No wonder you don't go back to the blind date, and you still use the excuse of starting a business and driving for whom, it turns out that you have a girlfriend, and if you have it, you just say it, and your mother will give you everywhere for fear that you will become an old bachelor." ”

"Ordinary friends, don't think too much!"

"Ordinary friends will casually hang underwear in your man's house, when I am senile?"

“……”

"Looking at the style of the underwear, I knew that this girl must be beautiful...... Tsk, how sexy is this...... It's so big, it must be a good figure, isn't it a son...... This kind of fabric is very expensive, and I don't know if you can afford to be a ......girl who delivers food."

“……”

"Hey, what are you doing crouching down, I'm talking to you...... You get up and call the girl, call the girl over to dinner, and let her try your mother's handiwork. ”

The old lady said so hard that she tugged at me, not knowing that her son had already had a serious reaction because of her previous words and the underwear in her hand.

I couldn't help but think of her pale body, and the picture of her begging for mercy under me.

It was almost slow, I walked stiffly to my room, in front of my mother, I never thought that the distance from the living room to the bedroom would be so far, every step I was afraid that she would see something strange.

Actually, I also resented being so uncontrollable, but I don't know why I reacted so much to the results that I couldn't help myself at all when I talked about her.

"I asked you to call, did you hear me?" The old lady was not at ease and chased me into the bedroom again.

"It's just an ordinary friend, and people have to go to work, and they usually order takeout for dinner." I was a little impatient, and my voice couldn't help but amplify.

I thought that I would stop talking about the old lady, but I was wrong, I underestimated my mother's virtue too much.

She took my phone directly, asked me to unlock it, and asked me which number I was, and she thought that her daughter-in-law had already thought of going crazy.

"You go out first, I'll call her!"

"That's not good, I'm going to watch you beat, you were born by me, and I know what shit you're going to pull as soon as you pout your ass."

“……”

Under the watchful eye of the old lady, I desperately hoped for the first time that the result would be like yesterday, and I would not answer the phone or reply to WeChat.

The result is pretending to be my girlfriend will definitely be able to temporarily solve the trouble of me going back on a blind date, but I know my mother's virtue too well, once it starts, it can't be closed later, plus the awkward matter between the two of us, I don't want her to come to anything.

Thankfully, the results really didn't answer my call.

I brought the beep of the phone to the old lady's ear for her to hear to prove that I had not lied to her.

"If you call again, in case you don't hear it, the sound of the current smart phone is low or the girl just went to the bathroom and didn't take the phone."

"...... "I really am, speechless.

It wasn't until the second call that no one answered, and I breathed a sigh of relief, "Look, I said that she was very busy, you old lady don't believe it!" ”

"Where does she work?"

"Hospital."

"No wonder, the hospital is busy...... Is she a doctor or a nurse? ”

"Nurse."

"Nurse, nurse is good, nurse is good, angel in white, that heart must be kind, my mother is even more satisfied with this girl...... In this way, I will cook for a while, you will send it to the girl, and you will come and give me a hand, it is not too early. ”

The old lady grabbed me and pulled me to the outhouse, as if she was afraid of delaying the time, "You also pay attention to listening to the phone, in case people are done with it, they will come back to you." ”

"Got it."

When I was in the kitchen, I was really serious about it, but the old lady was half-hearted, really listening to the movement of my phone.

I couldn't help laughing, because I had just put my phone on silent with a slip of my finger, and the old lady's hopes were about to be disappointed, and I didn't want to, but she was too good to toss.

Two people, plus the old lady was nimble, so the meal was quickly served.