"Why is it so hard to find a fucking woman who doesn't worship money now? I've never encountered this kind of thing anyway, so it's hard for you to have one by your side, and it's a master. Wang Dabao was very depressed, "You kid is not righteous, why didn't you introduce it to me earlier, and you didn't squeak until she was arched by another pig?" ”

Why did Lao Tzu become a pig again, "Wang Dabao is enough, you don't look at what you look like when you say that people are pigs!" ”

"Zhou Haiyang, who are you talking to? Lao Tzu is your brother, you help a wild man belittle his brother, righteous? ”

...... "I'm grass, who the am I messing with?"

"She's my brother, you're also my brother, so you can't say that about her man, what kind of pig and what wild man is so ugly, you are also a successful person, you have at least respect for people, right?"

"I'm not disrespectful, I'm unwilling, thinking that I should find someone to settle down when I'm older, so I want to find a reliable one, and the result is ...... The result is the ...... in the bowl," Wang Dabao patted the table irritably, "Don't say anything, come on...... Go for one! ”

I touched him depressedly, and after one bite of it, I must weigh it again and again when I talk and do things in the future, the impermanence of the world is too unpredictable.

Standing at the door of the hotel, Wang Dabao burped and looked dull, while I stared at the traffic in front of me.

Today's nightlife in the city has just begun.

"Let's go, get in the car!" Wang Dabao was in a daze and dragged me into his car.

"Where?" I saw him spinning the steering wheel indiscriminately, a little afraid, this product drinks so much, what if I am caught drunk driving, "That Dabao, I'll call a substitute driver, we both drank." ”

"What are you afraid of, I drink every day and open it every day, and I have never been found!"

I was about to get him out of the car when the phone rang and I took it out to see that it was my old lady again.

"Let me ask you again, do you want to find a daughter-in-law, do you want to force the old lady to jump off the overpass?"

Listening to the deafening most dazzling folk style and Little Apple's square dance Divine Comedy one after another in the microphone, I knew that she was connecting with Aunt Nafang while she was dancing, and wanted to force me to comply.

"The daughter-in-law is definitely looking for, but it is definitely not a blind date, if you don't want to see your future grandson, then you can climb the overpass to have fun, I won't stop you!"

I took the phone away, counted down to three, two, one, and sure enough, the lion's roar came from the phone.

Hmph, this old lady is too backward, the old tricks that were tricked hundreds of years ago are still used now, how can it be effective.

When I hung up the phone, Wang Dabao had already driven the car on the road, and it was a road I was not familiar with, "Where are you going?" ”

"Looking for a girl, although you didn't see them in the photo, you will definitely be able to see them when you see them, and the gap between the photo and the real person is quite big."

"I'm grass, I think you're black and thin because you're tired of doing business outside all day long, but the business is back, and the real culprit is wine and sex...... Stop, I'm going down! ”

"What are you going to do, it's all halfway, I'll come back tomorrow when I've had enough."

"I'm dirty, can I?"

"Zhou Haiyang, you grandson is young, pretending to be Lao Tzu, you are a little virgin, you haven't slept with a woman outside." Wang Dabao was a little angry when he heard me say this.

"The ones that Lao Tzu is looking for are out to play voluntarily, not out to sell, right?"

"Ri Ma is not a woman of a good family, there is a difference between a hammer...... Sit tight, Lao Tzu sped up......"

Wang Dabao slapped me on the back with a big ear and kicked the accelerator and blasted out.

Seeing that he was so persistent in looking for the young lady, I sincerely prayed that there was a police comrade who investigated drunk driving in front of me, so that this goods could be stopped.

If his body continues to do this, sooner or later he will hang up, and this is the last thing I want to see.

"Oops...... My stomach hurts...... "I curled up in pain with my stomach in pain, "hiss......"

Wang Dabao saw my painful appearance, and quickly parked the car on the side of the road, which is what he wanted, so I continued to pretend.

He knew that I used to spend my days drinking every day and went to the hospital every once in a while, so he didn't suspect that I was lying to him, so he quickly turned the car around, "Hold on, Lao Tzu will take you to the hospital." ”

I nodded, "Don't blame me, brother, I'm doing this for your own good, I can't watch your body get hollowed out and fall down the same day." ’

"There is a saying that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not...... I ...... grass."

I kept my head down and continued to pretend, so I didn't know why he suddenly burst into foul language, and it wasn't until I felt that the car window was knocked and the lights flashed outside, and I realized that the police officer who investigated drunk driving was really here.

Nima, I hope that when they appear, there will be no human figure, and when I don't want them to appear, people will come again.

"Comrade, my friend has a stomachache, I want to take him to the hospital quickly!" Dabao lowered the window and clenched his fists with both hands.

He must have been worried about me and about being found out.

"It's quick to do a check, if something really happens, we'll clear the way for your police car." The policeman Shu Huang was selfless, "Get off!" ”

"It's over, what should I do, ocean?" Brother Da Bao was about to cry, he knew too well how much wine he drank.

"What else can I do, Lao Tzu said that you won't look for a substitute driver." Although I scolded him, I was also irritable, I knew that I would meet Lao Tzu when I came back, so I didn't pretend, what is this called!

"Why don't we run?" Wang Dabao looked at the road in front of him and was ready to go out.

"Then you park the car with a hammer, you should have kicked the accelerator out just now, and you have to run off a few hands at this time!" Lao Tzu was so angry that his chest hurt, he had never seen a stupid person like this, he only said to run when he stopped, and he didn't bring his brain when he went out?

“……”

"Blow...... Hurry up...... I've seen a lot......"

I don't have to finish hearing this, I know it's over.

The car was detained, and we walked a long way to get a taxi.

Because I didn't worry about Wang Dabao, I went back to him with him.

"I'm grass, you still don't live here?" Looking at the mess in the house, I had a rush into the kennel.

"There's no hostess, it's good to have that."

Wang Dabao knew that I was lying to him just now, and because he lied to him, he just bumped into a drunk driver, so he was very upset with me at this time.

Hearing him say this, I remembered the image of Fruit helping me clean up the house, and if my house had not been fruitful, it might not be much better than his place.

"Don't be upset, Lao Tzu didn't mean to lie to you, you see how thin you have become, you haven't left a queen for your old Wang family, if you fall down one day, I'm afraid you won't be able to close your eyes!" I can't help it, I'm a honest person.

Although this is ugly, it seems to work very well, Wang Dabao no longer blackfaces with me, like a child, he fell on the sofa full of clothes and played with his mobile phone to swipe his circle of friends.

I warmed up the milk I bought at the store downstairs just now, and put it in a bowl directly, "Drink a little, your stomach will be comfortable, you must have a life to spend so much money." ”

He gave me a blank look, and awkwardly took a bowl and poured a few big sips, "Your grandson also drinks, you are not much better than Lao Tzu, you are a poor person." ”

After drinking milk, he stopped scrolling on his phone, and lay on the sofa and pointed around his room, "Now you know why I like to find amusement outside the face and don't want to come back early to rest." ”

"You might want to consider hiring a babysitter." I suggest that his room is really irritating to look at.

"I don't like having outsiders at home."

"Then find a part-time worker, pack up the people and leave."

"Alas...... Part-time workers are also outsiders, I tried, but I still couldn't accept it, and then I got it myself, and as a result, I was busy outside more than at home, and gradually I didn't want to care, and finally that's it. ”

Listening to his low tone, I could understand that he was longing for home.

I learned how to clean up my house, sorting his clothes, pants, smelly socks, etc., all over the sofa and chair, and sorting him into piles according to type, color, inside and out.

In the end, the washing machine washed four cylinders in a row, and the floor was dragged twice in a row, and Lao Tzu was tired like a dog before he could barely clean up the house for him.

"I can't see that you kid is still an expert at housework." Looking at the much brighter room, Wang Dabao was no longer wilted, and his spirit was much better, "How, the senior single dog trained it himself?" ”

"Learned!" Learn from the results.

"Who's going to learn?" Wang Dabao's mind spun fast, "Can I understand that it's because a woman cleaned up the house for you, and you learned from it?" ”

"My friend's learned." I've said a word.

"Even if it's a friend, it's a woman, could it be your brother?"

"......" this Nima is endless, and goes around to the starting point, "I think too much about you." ”

Seeing that I no longer wanted to talk about this topic, Wang Dabao stopped, took a few photos of the neat room and the bright ground to make a nine-square grid, with the text 'Good friends' superpowers!' Send it to the circle of friends.

I was a little speechless, "How can you fucking be like a woman, no matter what, you have to post a circle of friends, you have to make a makeup, you have to walk to have a hair, and even if you have a meal, you have to eat it first in your circle of friends." ”

"You know a fart, Lao Tzu is different from them, they are showing off, and Lao Tzu is brushing up on existence!" Wang Dabao was very dissatisfied, I compared him with the girls who love to take selfies, "Pat the hair and let people know your existence anytime and anywhere, maybe one day whoever holds a project in their hands and can't find anyone to do it for a while, people may be able to suddenly remember that there is such a person as you hidden in the circle of friends, a thought, hey, doesn't he also do this, ask him if he is interested...... One click, maybe it's really done, isn't it? ”

I gave two thumbs up, "Opportunities are for those who are prepared, you deserve to make so much money!" ”

Wang Dabao lit a cigarette and handed it to me, and said earnestly, "Actually, these are trivial things, nothing big, it's just that you blindly avoid and don't want to face the people around you, and you either deliver takeaways or drink and sleep all day long." If you stand up and have the determination to do things, you will definitely do these little details better than anyone else! ”

I was so shocked to hear him say that, it wasn't the first time he had such a high opinion of me, but I always did something contrary to his high opinion.

The two single dogs talked all night and drank again, so they slept until the afternoon the next day.

I picked up my phone to look at the time, it was already off, "What time is it?" ”

Wang Dabao was still dizzy, his eyes were glazed, and he threw a mobile phone from him to me with a stiff hand.

I looked at it, "Grass, it's three o'clock!" ”

He saw me roll over and get out of bed, "What, you're going to deliver food again?" ”

"If you don't deliver food, you will support me?" I quipped.

Although I was really ready to do something, there was nothing he could do with me for the time being, and the money family also lent me generously, so of course I couldn't sit in the house and wait for nothing.

Therefore, I might as well continue to deliver takeaways in the streets and alleys outside, take the right orders if there is a suitable, and take the initiative to look for business opportunities if there is no suitable one.

Although I can't say those sensational words, I can't deny in my heart that every time I meet Wang Dabao, I will be quickly assimilated by him when I sit down and drink two cups, and his motivation and experience are already pulling me out of the mud of evasion.

Making friends is really important, and the next thing is up to me to fight for it.